You're NOT a bodybuilder!!!!

[T-MOS]

Ok this week at the gym has really opened my eyes. Usually I go to the gym early in the afternoon like 1 pm or so , in order to have the gym pretty much to myself and avoid people

This week I had to go a few times late in the day when it was crowded and watching all the wanna be's made me think of this thread for you guys, so here you go, vent and have fun. I will start:


** If you do chest 3 or more times a week, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If you can curl more than you can squat, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If you use a broom handle or any long stick in your workout, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If your legs are skinnier than your arms, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If you eat less than 6 meals a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

** If your idea of a diet is 4 shakes a day, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

[jbm]

lol! nice superman. now we have guidelines!!!!

[*RAGE*]

If you never work legs at all you are not a bodybuilder

[Iron_Pig]

Your not a bodybuilder if your idea of a cycle is the exercise bike in the corner

[WARMachine]

If your name is BgMc youre not a bodybuilder.

[*RAGE*]

If you wear a tapout shit to the gym and kick the bag you are not a bodybuilder

[scerpico22]

if you have 2 guys one on each side of the preacher bar while you scream and yell to lift one 45 on each side to make it "look" like you are king of the hill...YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUIDLER

[higherdesire]

If you wear a headband and leg warmers you aren't a body builder...get off of the fvcking bench with your colored dumbbells.

[Matt]

** If your a 90 year old man who cant walk....... your not a bb
** If your dead...... your not a bb
** If you've never been to a gym..... your not a bb
** If you dont want to be a bb..... your not a bb
** If your a dog, cat or any other animal..... Your not a bb......

[higherdesire]

If you need a book during your work out, you are not a bodybuilder!

[scerpico22]

If you look like this:



You are not a bodybuilder

[*RAGE*]

If your name is BgMc you are a fat piece of shit.

Agreed

[higherdesire]

If you don't flex in the mirror between sets, you are not a body builder (stop looking at me like I am crazy)

[jbm]

If your extremely underweight and still you do too much cardio.

[higherdesire]

If you look like this:



You are not a bodybuilder

That dude has a package! Friggin huge!

[scerpico22]

That dude has a package! Friggin huge!

HD...how the FVCK do you notice that???? LMAO...

[thebigguyy1]

If you spend 1/2 of your time walking around in the gym on your cellphone or looking for people to talk to, you are NOT a bodybuilder!

(Leave the phones in the car, gym time is YOUR time to take training seriously..)

[jbm]

If you hate eggs and chicken! you are not a bb....

[scerpico22]

If your cellular minutes while in the gym are more than your actual workout minutes (or even freakin close)...your not a bodybuilder

[*RAGE*]

If your name is BgMc, you work at McDonalds and play on the internet smelling like a cheese burger and no you are not a bodybuilder...

[scerpico22]

If you spend 1/2 of your time walking around in the gym on your cellphone or looking for people to talk to, you are NOT a bodybuilder!

(Leave the phones in the car, gym time is YOUR time to take training seriously..)

yeah...what he said...LOL

[jbm]

If you don't push your self to the limit. you're not a bb!

[stack_it]

Apparently I'm not a body builder

If you wear an abercombie polo and jean shorts to work out your not a bb

[*RAGE*]

If you spend 1/2 of your time walking around in the gym on your cellphone or looking for people to talk to, you are NOT a bodybuilder!

(Leave the phones in the car, gym time is YOUR time to take training seriously..)

put some clothes on,,,

[Matt]

If you have a smaller penis than me..... Your not a bber.......

[T-MOS]

If you spend 1/2 of your time walking around in the gym on your cellphone or looking for people to talk to, you are NOT a bodybuilder!

(Leave the phones in the car, gym time is YOUR time to take training seriously..)

I see this ALL too often.....

[scerpico22]

put some clothes on,,,

[xavier_888888]

If you cant workout by yourself and always has a partner to spot you. You are not a BB.

[T-MOS]

If you wear JEANS and boots every time you are at the gym, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

If I have seen you at the gym for over a year and you are not bigger or leaner, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER

[jbm]

When you dance between sets, you are not a bb...

[ni4ni]

If your name is BgMc youre not a bodybuilder.

true

[T-MOS]

When you dance between sets, you are not a bb...

REALLY??? OMG!!!

[WARMachine]

Agreed

[ni4ni]

when u shadow box you are not a bb

[xavier_888888]

When you wear track shorts at the gym your not a BB. No one wants to see your balls while you bench press ok!

[ni4ni]

If you have a smaller penis than me..... Your not a bber.......

lmao aaaaagin

[jbm]

REALLY??? OMG!!!

Seriously bro! one member of our gym dances every set with ipod on his ears! it annoys me much...

[jbm]

When you do a full body workout everyday! you're not a bb...

[T-MOS]

OK here ya go, the ultimate

IF you are smaller then ME, YOU ARE NOT A BODYBUILDER......just give up now, your girlfriend wants me, she dreams of me when she is with you........LOLOL

[jbm]

When you wear track shorts at the gym your not a BB. No one wants to see your balls while you bench press ok!

Agreed! lol!