Thread: Ask a Black Man.....
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11-18-2009, 01:49 AM #1041
lol this aint a dating/hook up site go to adult friend finder for that lol
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11-18-2009, 07:25 AM #1042
Ive been gone too Long. Lots of excitment around here.. lol
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11-18-2009, 08:37 AM #1043
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11-18-2009, 08:37 AM #1044
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11-18-2009, 08:51 AM #1045
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11-18-2009, 12:43 PM #1046
well how are we going to tell u how to make ur butt bigger if we dont see it
maybe u dont need ur butt bigger or maybe its too big and u just have a case of small mans complex
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11-18-2009, 12:51 PM #1047
Vp i cant believe you came back and never came to look for me
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11-18-2009, 07:37 PM #1048
I'm down with the brown!
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11-18-2009, 07:42 PM #1049
Wait, what?
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11-18-2009, 11:56 PM #1050
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11-19-2009, 06:25 AM #1051
i have had black and white friends my entire life and the one thing i know for a fact is that there is no differance other then apperance.
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11-19-2009, 08:19 AM #1052
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11-19-2009, 08:44 AM #1053
vp is diablo getting gangbanged where he is right now
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blacker the berry, sweeter the juice.
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02-08-2011, 12:09 AM #1055
^^^ WTF?
I miss this thread....
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02-08-2011, 10:47 AM #1056
so my son has been off and on "hanging" with this cute little black chic.... (this was about 6 months ago).... anyways, there watching reruns of the dave chappelle show on comedy central or something.... so she comes off saying "black people get real sleepy after eating BBQ ribs and BBQ chicken" .... she's about 20. So I'm like "say what?" so there is some intrinsic property of BBQ ribs and BBQ chicken that ONLY makes BLACK people sleepy? I've been poking fun at her about that. She was serious.... like white people were immune to these effects somehow?
.... You mate, black fella, right? You gonna be driving tonight? Yeah? Ok.... better hand over them keys cuz weze gonna be havin us sum BBQ Ribs and BBQ chicken... wouldn't want no trouble with the law now! =)
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02-08-2011, 11:54 AM #1057
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02-08-2011, 12:00 PM #1058
and if you stack the BBQ ribs with some corn bread and black eye pees, wonder what effects THAT would have?
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02-16-2011, 05:31 PM #1059
we should get BigMc or Ty to take over this thread
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02-16-2011, 05:33 PM #1060
I'd be honored...ask away! LOL!!!!
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02-16-2011, 05:44 PM #1061
ok.. you got any good white guy jokes?? like is always here black jokes jewish jokes irish jokes etc.. but no white guy jokes.. there has to be a few out there.. u know of any?
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02-16-2011, 06:16 PM #1062
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"
The nurse says: "She had twins."
He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."
She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
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02-16-2011, 08:25 PM #1063
To us, Machine, an irish joke, polish joke, italian joke, or jewish joke, they are all white jokes to us. Why? Because all those ethnicities are white. When y'all tell black jokes, how many of you break it down to Dominican Jokes, Jamaican, Trini jokes or Cuban jokes, or Angolan jokes, or South African jokes, or Liberian jokes? None, with the exception of Ethiopian jokes, you lump us all into the same category right?
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02-16-2011, 08:39 PM #1064
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02-16-2011, 08:52 PM #1065
A cuban drives over a jamaican on his way to a domincan bar only to see a south african and liberian arguing outside........and the trini says thats my pig.
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02-16-2011, 09:09 PM #1066Associate Member
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is it true there is three types of black people,...Blue gums,High yellows,and red bones?????An old black man told me that back in the 70s and I always wondered is he was B S ing me
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02-16-2011, 10:06 PM #1067
I've never heard of blue gums. I imagine those are the real dark brothas/sistas. High yellows are the light skinned brothas (ie The Rock), usually those are mixed brothas/sistas. Redbones are usually light skinned brothas with a redish tint. Most have creole backgrounds. Many have freckles and such. There are many in between, though. So I've never heard of there only been three types of blacks, considering we come in every color from the lightest of the light (Mariah Carey) to the darkest of the dark (usually brothas with direct African ancestry).
I'm a southern boy so I've heard some crazy shit, but never there being three types of blacks.Last edited by BgMc31; 02-16-2011 at 10:09 PM.
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02-16-2011, 10:32 PM #1068
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02-16-2011, 10:45 PM #1069Banned
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Being black do you always get asked if you can dunk the basketball hoop? lol
Being black do you get asked if you can rap/beat box/crip walk? lol
Being black do you get asked why you wear baggy clothes is it because your mother buys them for you to grow into? lol
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02-16-2011, 10:53 PM #1070
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02-16-2011, 10:56 PM #1071
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02-16-2011, 11:21 PM #1072
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02-16-2011, 11:28 PM #1073
You are correct in that notion. The vast majority of whites are located in S. Africa. While N. Africans are considered white (those of Arab descent, Libyans, Algerians, Egyptians) the ones you are referring to of European descent are located in S. Africa, but there are some in other areas.
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02-16-2011, 11:31 PM #1074
as a black man, when you are in a room of all white swingers, do you feel uncomfortable or do you feel like super man cuz your a balck man and all blonde white woman what ya?
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02-16-2011, 11:36 PM #1075
Interesting question, especially since I live in Vegas. While wifey and I aren't swingers (we don't do other men, just other women), we have been to a couple swingers clubs when we first moved to vegas. When we attended we were approached by many white couples where they asked to watch me bang their wives. Its a fantasy of many white women to experience BBC and a fantasy of many white men to watch their wives pleasured by a black man. It's flattering but nothin I'm into. After the initial flattery it kinda gave me a creepy feeling of a slavery/beast type of thing. The fact that I'm big (not necessarily d*ck wise, but I resemble the typical cartoon of the oversized blackman), makes me even more appealing to some...I guess.
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02-16-2011, 11:39 PM #1076
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02-16-2011, 11:51 PM #1077
i guess i never thought of ones skin color to mean anything
i always found it funny tho my mom dated and almost married a black guy his family treated us like family
on the other hand my moms family said dont bring that n to my house
maybe its the 15+ years living in some of the worst places in detroit that makes me humble
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02-17-2011, 12:04 AM #1078Banned
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lol funny thread funny responses..
Who is the best comedian
Eddie murphy
Bernie Mac
Chris Rock
Richard pryor
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02-17-2011, 12:06 AM #1079
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02-17-2011, 12:08 AM #1080
You know I hear that alot. But I've got to a point in my life where I find that hard to believe. I don't mean any disrespect to you or anyone else who claims to feel that way, but from my experience race has always been a factor in my life. I grew up in a military family so I've been a lot of places and everywhere I've been from western PA (Irwin), to Ft. Benning, GA, and as far west as California (Ft. Irwin) and many places in between. And everywhere I've experienced instances of racism. But I've seen it even in my own family in South Carolina. You see some of my relatives loved my sisters but hated me. Why? Because my sisters are light skinned and I'm dark. There is a serious identity crisis within the black community even to this day.
But I have close white friends whom I've shed blood, sweat, and tears, with on the football field who claimed the same thing. Hell I've seen them bang black women, but once their daughters brought home a black boyfriend, their attitudes changed. Hell, I'm guilty of this myself. My daughter (who doesn't even look black) is currently (and living with) a white mormon boy (she's 21). As you can probably imagine, it don't get much whiter than him. LOL!!! And I still have a bit of an internal problem with that. It's human nature. Deep down in my heart I would much prefer my daughter to be with a black man or a polynesian man (her mom's hawaiian). But its something I have to deal with as long as she's happy.
So with that said. Everyone is prejudice and everyone is a little bit racist. And until we recognize that, we will never have constructive conversations about the topic of race.
Just my .02.
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