Advise on picking a wife

**Coolhand5599** · 03-27-2012, 05:05 PM

Another thread I have brought me to make this one.

When picking a wife always listen to the people who care about you. They will always be looking out for your best intrest. They will see things for what they really are. Where you will only see things for what you want. If she or he is no good the ones that love you will tell you. Even if you don't believe them just listen. You will save yourself.

I hope you all get as lucky as I did. My wife is the best. The only thing I would change is to make her as sexual as she was when we were dating.

**songdog** · 03-27-2012, 05:08 PM

The best advise I can give you is do a lot of sampling.And never pick one

**Coolhand5599** · 03-27-2012, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by songdog

The best advise I can give you is do a lot of sampling.And never pick one

Well I agree with the sampling

. But a good wife will be the best thing that ever happened to you. If you lucky enough to get a good one.

**Hazard** · 03-27-2012, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Coolhand5599

Well I agree with the sampling

. But a good wife will be the best thing that ever happened to you. If you lucky enough to get a good one.

meh..... i disagree but im happy for you.....

~Haz~

**DSM4Life** · 03-27-2012, 06:32 PM

^^^^stop being a bitter Betty!

**wmaousley** · 03-29-2012, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by Coolhand5599

Well I agree with the sampling prior to marriage

. But a good wife will be the best thing that ever happened to you. If you're lucky enough to find a great one.

Now I agree 100%

**Razor** · 03-27-2012, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Coolhand5599

Another thread I have brought me to make this one.

When picking a wife always listen to the people who care about you. They will always be looking out for your best intrest. They will see things for what they really are. Where you will only see things for what you want. If she or he is no good the ones that love you will tell you. Even if you don't believe them just listen. You will save yourself.

I hope you all get as lucky as I did. My wife is the best. The only thing I would change is to make her as sexual as she was when we were dating.

I envy you. Glad u found a good one

**loki_is_a_god** · 03-27-2012, 06:06 PM

I married myself a long time ago...I just rail hussies for fun...it is a sport to me

**Hazard** · 03-27-2012, 07:13 PM

There are other things in life that are better than a wife.....

My daughter, my freedom, winning the lottery, my freedom..... A good wife might be the icing on the cake for some but only time will tell how good she is. She may be the best thing that ever happened to you right now..... give her 5 more years, 50 more pounds, and a bitchy attitude and we'll see if you'd like to re-evaluate.

~Haz~

**Coolhand5599** · 03-27-2012, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

There are other things in life that are better than a wife.....

My daughter, my freedom, winning the lottery, my freedom..... A good wife might be the icing on the cake for some but only time will tell how good she is. She may be the best thing that ever happened to you right now..... give her 5 more years, 50 more pounds, and a bitchy attitude and we'll see if you'd like to re-evaluate.
~Haz~

Well in about a year we will loose our freedom

. No lottery could be a better prize than my wife, remember the key word is GOOD wife. We have been married 15 years and she has gained 60 lbs but she wears it real well. She is more beautiful now than she has ever been. IMHO

**Honkey_Kong** · 03-27-2012, 07:15 PM

^^^ This.

**cherrydrpepper** · 03-27-2012, 08:15 PM

Oh fugggg that shit my girl is pushing for marriage I got her working out almost every day and she was already in shape. I told her straight up "babe, I life weights, i'm not marrying a walker. Yeah you're cute now but give it 10 or 20 years you will look like shit if you don't work out". I am hoping to hold her to this standard if we get married. I expect both of us to work out, thats just how it is. Theres an endless list of shit I hate and then theres like one hand worth of good shit and lifting and f ing a hot bitch take up two of those fingers so no way im going to marry some girl and have her let herself go.

**Hazard** · 03-27-2012, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Oh fugggg that shit my girl is pushing for marriage I got her working out almost every day and she was already in shape. I told her straight up "babe, I life weights, i'm not marrying a walker. Yeah you're cute now but give it 10 or 20 years you will look like shit if you don't work out". I am hoping to hold her to this standard if we get married. I expect both of us to work out, thats just how it is. Theres an endless list of shit I hate and then theres like one hand worth of good shit and lifting and f ing a hot bitch take up two of those fingers so no way im going to marry some girl and have her let herself go.

Easier said than done my friend.....

~Haz~

**Honkey_Kong** · 03-28-2012, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Oh fugggg that shit my girl is pushing for marriage I got her working out almost every day and she was already in shape. I told her straight up "babe, I life weights, i'm not marrying a walker. Yeah you're cute now but give it 10 or 20 years you will look like shit if you don't work out". I am hoping to hold her to this standard if we get married. I expect both of us to work out, thats just how it is. Theres an endless list of shit I hate and then theres like one hand worth of good shit and lifting and f ing a hot bitch take up two of those fingers so no way im going to marry some girl and have her let herself go.

Dude you got to look at it like this, if you stay in shape, odds are in 10-20 years, your career will have progressed to the point where you'll be making even better coin than you are now. You'll be able to afford a hotter and possibly younger girlfriend than this chick. Just remember as we age, we appreciate. Women depreciate.

The best advice on picking a wife is to avoid it for as long as you can. Hell, if you can make it your whole life without marrying, you'll be financially more secure, you'll have banged way more chicks than if you did get married and odds are you'll have less stress and more close friends.

**Awesome_Archy** · 03-28-2012, 02:35 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Oh fugggg that shit my girl is pushing for marriage I got her working out almost every day and she was already in shape. I told her straight up "babe, I life weights, i'm not marrying a walker. Yeah you're cute now but give it 10 or 20 years you will look like shit if you don't work out". I am hoping to hold her to this standard if we get married. I expect both of us to work out, thats just how it is. Theres an endless list of shit I hate and then theres like one hand worth of good shit and lifting and f ing a hot bitch take up two of those fingers so no way im going to marry some girl and have her let herself go.

Sounds like nothing more than a few bold lines in the pre-nup

**sergio.x** · 03-28-2012, 01:35 AM

@ Honkey Kong

"as we age, we appreciate. Women depreciate"

Fantastic. Only word to describe that quote.

**Flier** · 03-28-2012, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by Coolhand5599

Another thread I have brought me to make this one.

When picking a wife always listen to the people who care about you. They will always be looking out for your best intrest. They will see things for what they really are. Where you will only see things for what you want. If she or he is no good the ones that love you will tell you. Even if you don't believe them just listen. You will save yourself.

I hope you all get as lucky as I did. My wife is the best. The only thing I would change is to make her as sexual as she was when we were dating.

Someones treasure is someone else´s thrash.
You are a great husband, thus bringing out the best in her.
It may seem like she is the perfect wife, but she is perfect for you, because of who you are.
To someone else, like Haz

, she would be a complete bitch.

**DSM4Life** · 03-28-2012, 05:38 AM

Judging from the advise here it's no wonder half of you guys are divorced.

(except Haz, he is perfect in every way)

**Flier** · 03-28-2012, 06:01 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Judging from the advise here it's no wonder half of you guys are divorced.

(except Haz, he is perfect in every way)

I think you are exaggerating DSM.
He had an Avi here for a while with some of the hairiest legs I´v ever seen.
Imagine those hairy legs wrapped around you scratching your back while you´re stuffing him.....ouch!

**RaginCajun** · 03-28-2012, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Judging from the advise here it's no wonder half of you guys are divorced.

(except Haz, he is perfect in every way)

Originally Posted by Flier

I think you are exaggerating DSM.
He had an Avi here for a while with some of the hairiest legs I´v ever seen.
Imagine those hairy legs wrapped around you scratching your back while you´re stuffing him.....ouch!

hahaha, but i think he likes bears!

**DSM4Life** · 03-28-2012, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

hahaha, but i think he likes bears!

I do!

**calgarian** · 03-28-2012, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Flier

I think you are exaggerating DSM.
He had an Avi here for a while with some of the hairiest legs I´v ever seen.
Imagine those hairy legs wrapped around you scratching your back while you´re stuffing him.....ouch!

u havent seen mine plus i wear socks too he didnt....

**calgarian** · 03-28-2012, 08:13 AM

i am sorry but when i read the thread title it sounds like you are giving advise how to pick a jar of pickle.......
Getting married or not getting married is a personal choice and judging by the rate of divorce lots of ppl are doing this mistake.

**gixxerboy1** · 03-28-2012, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by Coolhand5599

Another thread I have brought me to make this one.

When picking a wife always listen to the people who care about you. They will always be looking out for your best intrest. They will see things for what they really are. Where you will only see things for what you want. If she or he is no good the ones that love you will tell you. Even if you don't believe them just listen. You will save yourself.

I hope you all get as lucky as I did. My wife is the best. The only thing I would change is to make her as sexual as she was when we were dating.

I dont agree with that. It really doesnt matter to me what my family thinks. My family likes my wife but i was getting at no family knows what it is like when the 2 of you are alone. Family or not they are just outsiders looking in.

**Coolhand5599** · 03-28-2012, 05:42 PM

You must be young. No offense, but ou completely missed the point.

**gearbox** · 03-28-2012, 08:44 AM

Family/friends can definitely see things you may not due to you emotional attachment.

**SEOINAGE** · 03-28-2012, 09:25 AM

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**Hazard** · 03-28-2012, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by SEOINAGE

You do realize the number one cause of decreased sex drive in women is wedding cake?

I haven't made it 15 years yet but think i have a pretty good wife. But your issue is one I have to deal with, and it sucks imo. Oh I will be faithful to her, because religion and society dictates that's how it should be, and moreso she expects and I have agreed to it. But imo man should have more than one woman, multiple wives or wives and concubines etc. Why else can man impregnate many women, and his frequencies of sexual desire are ten times more often or more than women, and why else are half the people on this board not satisfied with one woman. Its human nature, how we are made.

^^^^ This....

IF I ever marry again..... it's going to be a spanish broad. The spanish women I have dated (some for 3+ years) have never ever lost an ounce of sex drive. Some of them have even wore me out. If she loses her sex drive too..... then I fvcking give up all together lol

~Haz~

**Brohim** · 03-28-2012, 10:14 AM

Yeah I stick to spanish and black girls. they are the only ones who have ever wore me out to where I was done...could do no more.

**cherrydrpepper** · 03-28-2012, 05:46 PM

Yeah good idea Haz and then you can rub mustaches together like your david the gnome or something

**Far from massive** · 03-28-2012, 05:48 PM

You know you damn homo's really piss me off sometimes ;-)...of all the unfair shit done to gays in our society, you crazy ****ers wanna complain because certain states won't allow you to marry? Hell I wish there was a breeder hatin state I could move to so I would have an easy out!

All joking aside marriage can be a great institution, but like most things its not for everyone and for some its the certain end of a good thing....particularly if you like receiving oral sex more than on Christmas and ones birthday.

**cherrydrpepper** · 03-28-2012, 06:04 PM

What is with the "there will be no sex" comments? My gf will f me or blow me anytime I want now so why would marriage end that?

**gixxerboy1** · 03-28-2012, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

What is with the "there will be no sex" comments? My gf will f me or blow me anytime I want now so why would marriage end that?

I'm sure it depends on the girl or situation. My sex life has gotten better after we were married.

**Hazard** · 03-28-2012, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Yeah good idea Haz and then you can rub mustaches together like your david the gnome or something

I will not marry, date, or even fvck a hairy girl..... not all spanish girls are hairy.

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

What is with the "there will be no sex" comments? My gf will f me or blow me anytime I want now so why would marriage end that?

Man..... My wife stopped having sex on our honeymoon. I am not fvcking kidding..... we didn't fvck on our honeymoon. Talk about getting off on the right foot. My best friend had sex daily..... he got married and 6 months later complained because if he got it once a week he was lucky. My fathers friend would come over for a cigar and bitch about not getting laid anymore..... he remarried and the 2nd wife did the same thing after 8 months of marriage. He has since divorced her.....

I'm not saying all women are like this by any means..... but it does happens and it's why people joke about it so much lol. Doesn't matter how much you get laid currently either.....

Also.... I'd like to note.... I'm not a sex hound. I wouldn't wanna fvck the same woman every single night for the rest of my life. Initially I could doit often but over time I wouldn't mind twice a week. It keeps me wanting her and not getting bored of her body and her hole hah. So when I bitch about not getting laid.... it's because she'd be going 2,3,4 weeks on end.

~Haz~

**spywizard** · 03-28-2012, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Man..... My wife stopped having sex on our honeymoon. I am not fvcking kidding..... we didn't fvck on our honeymoon. Talk about getting off on the right foot. My best friend had sex daily..... he got married and 6 months later complained because if he got it once a week he was lucky. My fathers friend would come over for a cigar and bitch about not getting laid anymore..... he remarried and the 2nd wife did the same thing after 8 months of marriage. He has since divorced her.....

I'm not saying all women are like this by any means..... but it does happens and it's why people joke about it so much lol. Doesn't matter how much you get laid currently either.....

Also.... I'd like to note.... I'm not a sex hound. I wouldn't wanna fvck the same woman every single night for the rest of my life. Initially I could doit often but over time I wouldn't mind twice a week. It keeps me wanting her and not getting bored of her body and her hole hah. So when I bitch about not getting laid.... it's because she'd be going 2,3,4 weeks on end.

~Haz~

another easy one.. if you don't want me sexually, there are plenty of women that will/do..

but it's best if that conversation is had before you get married.. and owe her 1/2 your stuff..

**Hazard** · 03-28-2012, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

another easy one.. if you don't want me sexually, there are plenty of women that will/do..

but it's best if that conversation is had before you get married.. and owe her 1/2 your stuff..

Yep..... if only I had known before hand. I just couldn't understand it.... I guess she was insecure. We'd go out and people would make comments to me all the time..... but it's like she'd not fvck because of that. Eventually the stories started pouring in on all the comments she was getting when she was alone.....

fvcking mental..... glad thats over.....

~Haz~

**lovbyts** · 04-03-2012, 02:21 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

I will not marry, date, or even fvck a hairy girl..... not all spanish girls are hairy.

Man..... My wife stopped having sex on our honeymoon. I am not fvcking kidding..... we didn't fvck on our honeymoon. Talk about getting off on the right foot. My best friend had sex daily..... he got married and 6 months later complained because if he got it once a week he was lucky. My fathers friend would come over for a cigar and bitch about not getting laid anymore..... he remarried and the 2nd wife did the same thing after 8 months of marriage. He has since divorced her.....

I'm not saying all women are like this by any means..... but it does happens and it's why people joke about it so much lol. Doesn't matter how much you get laid currently either.....

Also.... I'd like to note.... I'm not a sex hound. I wouldn't wanna fvck the same woman every single night for the rest of my life. Initially I could doit often but over time I wouldn't mind twice a week. It keeps me wanting her and not getting bored of her body and her hole hah. So when I bitch about not getting laid.... it's because she'd be going 2,3,4 weeks on end.

~Haz~

I have also used the joke/saying what food group adds 50lbs to a woman and kills sex drive over night. Wedding cake.
That is one area I have always been lucky in. I have friends the same as most of you who complain how right after marriage the wife wont give it up and as for oral sex, FORGET IT. If they are lucky it's 1x a year.
With all 3 of mine sex has never been an issue even oral. Typically oral is at least 3x+ a week and this is even several years down the road. Weight has never been an issue but I also made sure to pay attention to genetics and didnt hook up with anyone who had a FAT mother. I could not handle a fat wife/girlfriend, I just couldnt get turned on. I like to see the ribs. lol

I got lucky with #2 on our wedding night, she decided it would be fun to invite another girl on the honeymoon and it was easy enough since we were in Las Vagas.

Wife #1 started bringing girls home to play about 6 months after we got married and we even rented a rooms to a cute little DUMB blond 18 year old for several months who she corrupted in our bed.

#3, no girls...

It may take a while to train her properly. She is still learning and is a little shy. LOL

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

sex is about the same amount after marriage then before. And the bj's have gotten better since marriage. So everything is different. The guys that complain about no bj's are you going down on her?

The real question is do they know what they are doing and do they get the job done? I have been with to many women to count who had never had an orgasm or good oral sex. The best compliment I ever got was from a girl who was Bi and typically only has sex with other women but do to circumstances we hooked up and she said I was as good as any girl she had ever been with. This continued for 6+ months until I started dating someone else.

I'm not sure if it made a difference or not but like most boys I liked playboy, penthouse, hustler etc. Only thing was since age 14 I had access to a large stack where I had several hours of private time alone most ever day. You can only jack so many times a day even at 14-16 so eventually I read every article, story, forum from cover to cover multiple times over in 100s of magazines and I think it gave me some insight on how to take care of business besides self gratification. I have always gotten a lot of bang for the buck so to speak by being able to push a woman until they are overly sensitive and cant handle any more or being touched due to multiple Os. Sometimes it's just a game to count and see how many you can do. lol It's fun with the newbies or inexperienced when they dont realize they can have more than one or those who are afraid they are going to pee because they have never had a real O before. hehehehe

**Honkey_Kong** · 04-03-2012, 04:19 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I'm not sure if it made a difference or not but like most boys I liked playboy, penthouse, hustler etc. Only thing was since age 14 I had access to a large stack where I had several hours of private time alone most ever day. You can only jack so many times a day even at 14-16 so eventually I read every article, story, forum from cover to cover multiple times over in 100s of magazines and I think it gave me some insight on how to take care of business besides self gratification. I have always gotten a lot of bang for the buck so to speak by being able to push a woman until they are overly sensitive and cant handle any more or being touched due to multiple Os. Sometimes it's just a game to count and see how many you can do. lol It's fun with the newbies or inexperienced when they dont realize they can have more than one or those who are afraid they are going to pee because they have never had a real O before. hehehehe

WTF? There were articles in those magazines? I just looked at the pictures.

**spywizard** · 03-28-2012, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

What is with the "there will be no sex" comments? My gf will f me or blow me anytime I want now so why would marriage end that?

seriously?? not sure why it happens, but in many cases it does, sometimes its because that's what their mother told them.. or maybe just maybe they come to realize "this is the last penis i will ever get to have"

**Hazard** · 03-28-2012, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

seriously?? not sure why it happens, but in many cases it does, sometimes its because that's what their mother told them.. or maybe just maybe they come to realize "this is the last penis i will ever get to have"

Not only that..... but when you're dating..... she'll blow you, swallow, and tell you it tastes good. When your married it's not like your gunna leave because she hates giving head..... you'll find out for sure what shes like sexually once the vows are read. When you have nowhere to run..... the truth comes out.

~Haz~