Cougars

[doxmaster]

All gyms have them and Im sure alot of you have been hit on by them . So im at the gym today I just finished shoulders and Im on the way out and this older woman who I have never talked talked to cuts me off and starts talking to me even knows my name well this wasn't a suprise I've been going to this gym for almost a year now so theres bound to be a few people who know it . The woman keeps on talking and starts talking about some my hobbies mainly horse betting and how shes never played before but wants toand knows that I play them alot shit started getting strange from that point because theres only 3 people in the whole gym who know what I do so this woman has obviously done some research . The coversation escalates from there and she starts talking about the preakness being tomorrow and talking about what she bet and asking advice on the different ways to bet. Five minutes later after answering all of the questions she starts talking about how good I look and really starts complimenting me alot then procedes to grab my arm and tells me that I have hard muscle I say thanks but at this point I really do have to go but before I do go the woman drops her keys and bends over then turns around and smile a little gets up and then walks back to working out . So now I'm at a dilema go for it or don't maybe its because I've been dry for awhile maybe its because shes a solid 7/10 any else have experience with this ?

[BigBosanac]

Sounds to me like she was just a $$$$ hungry flirt looking for info. But hey...if she's offering, might as well

[doxmaster]

could be man I just thought that sh*t was really wierd lady looks about early 50's late 40's I'm 19 but like I said shes really not bad looking.

[StickyNicky]

Think with your other head and don't think twice. Stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey.

[BigBosanac]

Think with your other head and don't think twice. Stuff her like a thanksgiving turkey.

[StickyNicky]

[spywizard]

what's nice is once you hit it, she'll make you lunch before sending you on your way..

or make her buy you some new clothes you whore..

hahahahahahaaa

[StickyNicky]

Cool story to tell you grandchildren some day?

[spywizard]

or she won't mind if you wipe off with her curtains and take $40 out of her purse while you leave when she's in the bathroom cleaning your man gravy off of her body..

[Scabtree]

7 out of 10? We might need some pictures. She'd be flattered I'm sure.

[gixxerboy1]

she is a 7 out of ten, but also "not really bad looking". I have a feeling we have different scale of what 7 out of 10 means.

[>Good Luck<]

I'd bet a handful o bill that she has a rough face and a bangin body. Theres a few of those at my gym, and once their nipple start pointing all over te place, I swear I would ta............. Never mind...

[GetItHot]

Dont get your meat where you get your bread.

[cherrydrpepper]

what's nice is once you hit it, she'll make you lunch before sending you on your way..

or make her buy you some new clothes you whore..

hahahahahahaaa

Yeah onces shes done playing with your jimmy maybe she can make you some tollhouse cookies for school.

In all seriousness you should go for it. There is one like you describe at my gym. Tan all over, blonde, big titties, gotta be 40-45. One time I was in the gym joking with my friend after a huge pump I go "Hey bro do you think if I took my shirt off right now all the women in the gym would have an orgasm?". I think she heard it cause she kind of smiled at me lol

[gixxerboy1]

and 50's is no cougar that more of a battle cat

[songdog]

You know you want to dont you

[doxmaster]

I'd bet a handful o bill that she has a rough face and a bangin body. Theres a few of those at my gym, and once their nipple start pointing all over te place, I swear I would ta............. Never mind...

Exactly with the face

[cherrydrpepper]

[doxmaster]

so in other words stay away

[cherrydrpepper]

Are there 40 and 50 yr old women that are still tight or are they all loosey goosey by then

[Bonaparte]

We're going to need pictures.

[doxmaster]

Idk man never been there also wtf is a battlecat sounds scary ?

[>Good Luck<]

Lol this thread kills me! Not all oldies will be loosey goosey! Kiegels bro! And above 50??? Hopefully post menopausal so u save on condoms! Lol

[cherrydrpepper]

Idk man never been there also wtf is a battlecat sounds scary ?

battlecat 8 up, 1 down

def: Origins from He-Man's battlecat. This is an overly aggressive and experienced cougar. A cougar who has been hunting for a long time and just goes thru young guys like fresh meat. She is ridden often into battle.
Watch out for Mrs X, she's a battlecat. She's been ridden by everyone. And she's had so many young guys, she will just tear you up and spit you out.

[Honkey_Kong]

battlecat 8 up, 1 down

def: Origins from He-Man's battlecat. This is an overly aggressive and experienced cougar. A cougar who has been hunting for a long time and just goes thru young guys like fresh meat. She is ridden often into battle.
Watch out for Mrs X, she's a battlecat. She's been ridden by everyone. And she's had so many young guys, she will just tear you up and spit you out.

Uhhhh that was the gayest video ever posted on this site.

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

battlecat 8 up, 1 down

def: Origins from He-Man's battlecat. This is an overly aggressive and experienced cougar. A cougar who has been hunting for a long time and just goes thru young guys like fresh meat. She is ridden often into battle.
Watch out for Mrs X, she's a battlecat. She's been ridden by everyone. And she's had so many young guys, she will just tear you up and spit you out.

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2vWVa5oU6U

Dear god...

[Bonaparte]

I'll be honest: I laughed through pretty much that entire He-Man video.

[doxmaster]

[ironbeck]

lol....he-man....lol...........kid its a no brainer fuk the lady and enjoy it, she might teach you a few things, your fresh meat. if she ask you to off her husband then run for the hills.

[Brohim]

pic of cougar or stop talking about it

[jasc]

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[Hoggage_54]

[Times Roman]

she is a 7 out of ten, but also "not really bad looking". I have a feeling we have different scale of what 7 out of 10 means.

not to hijack the thread, but I've wondered how haphazard this rating system really is. If we were to grade on a bell shaped curve, I think you would agree a majority of women should be somewhere between a 4 and a 6. 7's should be fairly common, up through a 10, which should be fairly uncommon.

If this is true, then how is it so many of us here claim we are currently with 9's or 10's? something seems fishy to me.......

[utryit]

at my gym we have these cougars that will crack onto anyone.. i think people just go in for that sake of seeing them

[gearbox]

not to hijack the thread, but I've wondered how haphazard this rating system really is. If we were to grade on a bell shaped curve, I think you would agree a majority of women should be somewhere between a 4 and a 6. 7's should be fairly common, up through a 10, which should be fairly uncommon.

If this is true, then how is it so many of us here claim we are currently with 9's or 10's? something seems fishy to me.......

it depends on if you ask someone before or after you get a bj...

[cherrydrpepper]

Can you imagine going to another kids house and their mom looking like that
"Timmy you ok in the bathroom?"
"Yeah im almost finished"

[doxmaster]

So back in the gym today doing arms and so far so good no sign of this lady and then I finish up and head over to bullsh*t with my friend john who works the shake bar . Im there taking for about 10 minutes and out of nowhere this lady comes over and sits on the stool next to me , asks me how my day was and if I had a rough workout I say yes she then starts rubbing my right shoulder telling me she can tell because my muscle fells tense , at this point im looking at my buddy johns face and I can tell hes dying laughing on the inside. The lady then tells me I should have a shake and then offers to buy me one I said no thanks maybe another time thankfully my ride finishes his cardio and I leave with him . Hopefully this doesnt get around but now that someone knows I've got a strong feeling I'm gonna get ripped on tomorrrow .

[cherrydrpepper]

You're kind of being stingy with your young succulent body. Why not indulge her fanasties er fantasies?

[frank13]

[QUOTE=Times Roman;6015340]not to hijack the thread, but I've wondered how haphazard this rating system really is. If we were to grade on a bell shaped curve, I think you would agree a majority of women should be somewhere between a 4 and a 6. 7's should be fairly common, up through a 10, which should be fairly uncommon.

If this is true, then how is it so many of us here claim we are currently with 9's or 10's? something seems fishy to me.......[/QUO

well scientifically speaking it works like this you start with a 10 for everyone woman or man then deduct 1 point for every undesirable thing about that person bad hair -1 point not perfect body -1 point bad job -1 point and so on and so on only then do u have a true rating only when someone is almost perfect will you get a 9 or 10

[AD]

So back in the gym today doing arms and so far so good no sign of this lady and then I finish up and head over to bullsh*t with my friend john who works the shake bar . Im there taking for about 10 minutes and out of nowhere this lady comes over and sits on the stool next to me , asks me how my day was and if I had a rough workout I say yes she then starts rubbing my right shoulder telling me she can tell because my muscle fells tense , at this point im looking at my buddy johns face and I can tell hes dying laughing on the inside. The lady then tells me I should have a shake and then offers to buy me one I said no thanks maybe another time thankfully my ride finishes his cardio and I leave with him . Hopefully this doesnt get around but now that someone knows I've got a strong feeling I'm gonna get ripped on tomorrrow .

she might think you're not keen cos you prefer men. not that there's anything wrong with that...