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05-23-2012, 06:51 AM #81
Nice work Dox.. She wants to bang for sure. Make us proud
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05-23-2012, 09:41 AM #82
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05-23-2012, 10:09 AM #83
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05-23-2012, 11:18 AM #84
God, I can't wait till Friday/Saturday when he comes back and is like guys... I think I was raped?
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05-23-2012, 11:26 AM #85
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05-23-2012, 11:35 AM #86Originally Posted by evander87
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05-23-2012, 12:56 PM #87
man if you are this clueless no wonder you can only get it when paying for it.
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05-23-2012, 01:04 PM #88
As one of the lads would say, Sideways Mary the bed is narrow.
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05-23-2012, 03:42 PM #89
hahaha, oh this is great. I had a few cougars in my day.... Get this straight, she wants to f*#k!! Everything she is doing, flirting, smiling, buying protein shake, dinner, is all cause she wants to hook up. No doubt about it. She aint fukn with a naive 19 yo for the conversation, lol. Enjoy her for what she is, you wont regret it!!!
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05-23-2012, 11:11 PM #90Associate Member
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for the most part im not that clueless Im just really lazy I find it easy for myself just to call the girl over for an hour once and awhile pay her and then send her off , thats it and thats how its been for about 2 years now no relationships and more importantly no headaches ,to be honest I like it that way . As for friday yeah I'll probably have a good time as long as she not as crazy as cherrydrpepper and simon make her out be .
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05-23-2012, 11:15 PM #91
i'm sure she will be fine..
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05-24-2012, 12:38 AM #92
don't forget to ask for tips. stripperboy's rate is $27 a night...
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05-24-2012, 01:18 AM #93Associate Member
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Sorry to hijack but I HAVE to share my cougar story last night:
I was working at the club in the casino, and this 33 year old blonde hewa approached me. We exchanged numbers and we're going to get a drink when I got off work. Now I am 23 and she's only 33, so I'm not really sure if that classifies her as a cougar, she doesn't have a kid, so she's not a MILF, but she's in the cougar family - like the cross roads of being useless and still worthy...
We ended up getting a drink at like 5 am downstairs, she starts molesting me at the bar, and we go back to her room. Apparently she's a poker dealer in Philadelphia, so as she's undressing herself, shes like "you know how omaha poker has a high/low pot, well you're my new low!!!...you're soo young"...
So as I stuck it in here, it was the worst experience ever. I swear to go the loosest pussssy on the face of the earth. I couldn't even tell I was in there at one point, that's how bad it was. Now I've banged out hewas 10 years older than her, and they were tighter - so this was awful...
After about 45 minutes of going to town, I was fvkcing tired - and wanted to go to bed. Not to mention- she smelled soooo bad! So I decided to jerk off and blow a load in her mouth...
She passes out and 15 minutes later I put my clothes on and bounced. Now the problem is, she knows where I work. So I am hoping her smelly, loose, useless puss doesn't show up at my job tonight....
to be continued..
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05-24-2012, 03:15 PM #95Anabolic Member
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Sorry to hijack but I HAVE to share my cougar story last night:
I was working at the club in the casino, and this 33 year old blonde hewa approached me. We exchanged numbers and we're going to get a drink when I got off work. Now I am 23 and she's only 33, so I'm not really sure if that classifies her as a cougar, she doesn't have a kid, so she's not a MILF, but she's in the cougar family - like the cross roads of being useless and still worthy...
We ended up getting a drink at like 5 am downstairs, she starts molesting me at the bar, and we go back to her room. Apparently she's a poker dealer in Philadelphia, so as she's undressing herself, shes like "you know how omaha poker has a high/low pot, well you're my new low!!!...you're soo young"...
So as I stuck it in here, it was the worst experience ever. I swear to go the loosest pussssy on the face of the earth. I couldn't even tell I was in there at one point, that's how bad it was. Now I've banged out hewas 10 years older than her, and they were tighter - so this was awful...
After about 45 minutes of going to town, I was fvkcing tired - and wanted to go to bed. Not to mention- she smelled soooo bad! So I decided to jerk off and blow a load in her mouth...
She passes out and 15 minutes later I put my clothes on and bounced. Now the problem is, she knows where I work. So I am hoping her smelly, loose, useless puss doesn't show up at my job tonight....
to be continued..
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05-24-2012, 03:27 PM #96
we heard you the 1st time.. she is not a cougar, she's older, you need a bigger dick, sorry i messed it up for ya..
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05-24-2012, 03:49 PM #97
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05-24-2012, 03:57 PM #98Originally Posted by spywizard
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05-24-2012, 07:44 PM #99
I don't think the OP's elevator goes all the way to the top. He pays for sex but the universe hands him ***** on a platter and he is not going for it?
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05-24-2012, 08:02 PM #100
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Bronzer didn't actually double post. It was the echo.
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05-24-2012, 08:49 PM #101
if a gal is in her 30s, she is a PUMA. Cougers are older. Foxes even older. LOL
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I got to the gym late tonight and as were pulling in she getting into her car and I realize this ladies driving in a bmw 5 series I couldnt tell the year but I take that as a good sign she may have money XD
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05-25-2012, 01:40 AM #103
Hit it damnit!
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05-25-2012, 01:46 AM #104Associate Member
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I will and you'll probably here about it saturday
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05-25-2012, 02:06 AM #105
try not to train your lower back and quads on fri at the gym. you don't want to tire yourself out. more important workout comes after dinner.
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05-25-2012, 02:21 AM #106Associate Member
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no worries I did those tuesday speaking of dinner you think this looks good for a fancy restaurant I've got one a polo shirt a pair of black dress pants and some old black shoes Ive honestly never been to any place fancy before , just your average steakhouses.
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05-25-2012, 04:31 AM #107
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ask her if she does anal, yes? then deffernatly hit it!
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05-25-2012, 05:50 AM #109"Decide you want it ƸӜƷ more than your afraid of it"Recognized Member Winner - $100
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CHERRY ...I was laughing my azz off during the HE-MAN VID ...that was awsome!
OP.. if you wanna meet up with her ~ do it
but I would keep in mind that obviously the members gossip (if she knew all that stuff about you) so after you hitt it, the whole gym will prob know (you may get a rep) and it may eff up any chances with a member or future member you may want to actually date ~ just saying
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05-25-2012, 06:44 AM #110Originally Posted by doxmaster
As far as the reputation goes..Women talk.. Beat it up good enough and you may have a whole train of cougars following you around.Last edited by jasc; 05-25-2012 at 06:52 AM.
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05-25-2012, 07:34 AM #111Associate Member
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05-25-2012, 07:40 AM #112
this may have become the most anticipated thread in recent wks...
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05-25-2012, 08:27 AM #113
Your clothes are fine. And dont worry about a rep it wont slow ya down, if anything it will intrigue the other ladies at the gym, as long as your confident in your choices and how you carry yourself. And as far as your response to most post about that fun huh. Yes!! As long as she is hot and your attracted to her it should go well. Older girls know what they want, and arent afraid to put in the effort!! If shes a cougar worth her salt, she will take care of you and do it with conviction!!! hahaha,
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05-25-2012, 08:35 AM #114
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05-25-2012, 08:50 AM #115Associate Member
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I resent that I am by no means a 2 pump chump
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05-25-2012, 08:58 AM #116
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05-25-2012, 08:58 AM #117Originally Posted by doxmaster
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05-25-2012, 09:06 AM #118Associate Member
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huh ?
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05-25-2012, 09:10 AM #119
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05-25-2012, 09:33 AM #120Associate Member
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by the sound of this thread I guess im gonna have a good night
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