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    Nice work Dox.. She wants to bang for sure. Make us proud

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    lol keep that in mind...... but hey free food at a fancy restaurant that I have never been to doesn't sound so bad
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    you guys all have very perverted thoughts my guess shes just and older woman whos seeking some company but then again I have no clue guess will find out .
    your right, you have no clue. and older woman doesnt take and young guy out to a fancy dinner and have to chaufer him because he doesnt drive. just for some company
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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    my guess shes just and older woman whos seeking some company .
    yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh because she can't find someone her age and experience to "just talk" with?


    Young buck she's looking for a hot hook-up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87

    yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh because she can't find someone her age and experience to "just talk" with?

    Young buck she's looking for a hot hook-up.
    Right lol, I would ride it out, have her buy me shít and fvck that pvssy up!!!

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    man if you are this clueless no wonder you can only get it when paying for it.
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    hahaha, oh this is great. I had a few cougars in my day.... Get this straight, she wants to f*#k!! Everything she is doing, flirting, smiling, buying protein shake, dinner, is all cause she wants to hook up. No doubt about it. She aint fukn with a naive 19 yo for the conversation, lol. Enjoy her for what she is, you wont regret it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    man if you are this clueless no wonder you can only get it when paying for it.
    for the most part im not that clueless Im just really lazy I find it easy for myself just to call the girl over for an hour once and awhile pay her and then send her off , thats it and thats how its been for about 2 years now no relationships and more importantly no headaches ,to be honest I like it that way . As for friday yeah I'll probably have a good time as long as she not as crazy as cherrydrpepper and simon make her out be .

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    i'm sure she will be fine..



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    Quote Originally Posted by JAB1 View Post
    hahaha, oh this is great. I had a few cougars in my day.... Get this straight, she wants to f*#k!! Everything she is doing, flirting, smiling, buying protein shake, dinner, is all cause she wants to hook up. No doubt about it. She aint fukn with a naive 19 yo for the conversation, lol. Enjoy her for what she is, you wont regret it!!!
    really that fun huh ? lol Idk man I think dinner sounds enough I mean its deffinately an expensive place usually you need reservations like a week in advance to get in.

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    Sorry to hijack but I HAVE to share my cougar story last night:

    I was working at the club in the casino, and this 33 year old blonde hewa approached me. We exchanged numbers and we're going to get a drink when I got off work. Now I am 23 and she's only 33, so I'm not really sure if that classifies her as a cougar, she doesn't have a kid, so she's not a MILF, but she's in the cougar family - like the cross roads of being useless and still worthy...

    We ended up getting a drink at like 5 am downstairs, she starts molesting me at the bar, and we go back to her room. Apparently she's a poker dealer in Philadelphia, so as she's undressing herself, shes like "you know how omaha poker has a high/low pot, well you're my new low!!!...you're soo young"...

    So as I stuck it in here, it was the worst experience ever. I swear to go the loosest pussssy on the face of the earth. I couldn't even tell I was in there at one point, that's how bad it was. Now I've banged out hewas 10 years older than her, and they were tighter - so this was awful...


    After about 45 minutes of going to town, I was fvkcing tired - and wanted to go to bed. Not to mention- she smelled soooo bad! So I decided to jerk off and blow a load in her mouth...



    She passes out and 15 minutes later I put my clothes on and bounced. Now the problem is, she knows where I work. So I am hoping her smelly, loose, useless puss doesn't show up at my job tonight....

    to be continued..

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    Sorry to hijack but I HAVE to share my cougar story last night:

    I was working at the club in the casino, and this 33 year old blonde hewa approached me. We exchanged numbers and we're going to get a drink when I got off work. Now I am 23 and she's only 33, so I'm not really sure if that classifies her as a cougar, she doesn't have a kid, so she's not a MILF, but she's in the cougar family - like the cross roads of being useless and still worthy...

    We ended up getting a drink at like 5 am downstairs, she starts molesting me at the bar, and we go back to her room. Apparently she's a poker dealer in Philadelphia, so as she's undressing herself, shes like "you know how omaha poker has a high/low pot, well you're my new low!!!...you're soo young"...

    So as I stuck it in here, it was the worst experience ever. I swear to go the loosest pussssy on the face of the earth. I couldn't even tell I was in there at one point, that's how bad it was. Now I've banged out hewas 10 years older than her, and they were tighter - so this was awful...


    After about 45 minutes of going to town, I was fvkcing tired - and wanted to go to bed. Not to mention- she smelled soooo bad! So I decided to jerk off and blow a load in her mouth...



    She passes out and 15 minutes later I put my clothes on and bounced. Now the problem is, she knows where I work. So I am hoping her smelly, loose, useless puss doesn't show up at my job tonight....

    to be continued..

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    we heard you the 1st time.. she is not a cougar, she's older, you need a bigger dick, sorry i messed it up for ya..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    we heard you the 1st time.. she is not a cougar, she's older, you need a bigger dick, sorry i messed it up for ya..
    hahahaha that's awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    we heard you the 1st time.. she is not a cougar, she's older, you need a bigger dick, sorry i messed it up for ya..
    Yea I never fvcked a chick where it was loose, hmm or maybe my cock is too damn thick!!

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    I don't think the OP's elevator goes all the way to the top. He pays for sex but the universe hands him ***** on a platter and he is not going for it?

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    if a gal is in her 30s, she is a PUMA. Cougers are older. Foxes even older. LOL

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    I got to the gym late tonight and as were pulling in she getting into her car and I realize this ladies driving in a bmw 5 series I couldnt tell the year but I take that as a good sign she may have money XD

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    Hit it damnit!

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    I will and you'll probably here about it saturday

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    try not to train your lower back and quads on fri at the gym. you don't want to tire yourself out. more important workout comes after dinner.

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    no worries I did those tuesday speaking of dinner you think this looks good for a fancy restaurant I've got one a polo shirt a pair of black dress pants and some old black shoes Ive honestly never been to any place fancy before , just your average steakhouses.

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    ask her if she does anal, yes? then deffernatly hit it!

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    CHERRY ...I was laughing my azz off during the HE-MAN VID ...that was awsome!

    OP.. if you wanna meet up with her ~ do it
    but I would keep in mind that obviously the members gossip (if she knew all that stuff about you) so after you hitt it, the whole gym will prob know (you may get a rep) and it may eff up any chances with a member or future member you may want to actually date ~ just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster
    no worries I did those tuesday speaking of dinner you think this looks good for a fancy restaurant I've got one a polo shirt a pair of black dress pants and some old black shoes Ive honestly never been to any place fancy before , just your average steakhouses.
    ya bro that's fine.. she's already on board... all you need to do is ride it out. She picked you out, did her research, and pursued you... you got it in the bag if you play it cool.. No need to over-stress.. As long as you have the confidence and the oufit fits well, she'll be in to it... I doubt she's too concerned about what you wear.

    As far as the reputation goes..Women talk.. Beat it up good enough and you may have a whole train of cougars following you around.
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    well its d-day any last minute advice for later ?

    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    ya bro that's fine.. she's already on board... all you need to do is ride it out. She picked you out, did her research, and pursued you... you got it in the bag if you play it cool.. No need to over-stress.. As long as you have the confidence and the oufit fits well, she'll be in to it... I doubt she's too concerned about what you wear.

    As far as the reputation goes..Women talk.. Beat it up good enough and you may have a whole train of cougars following you around.
    thanks man I was mostly concerned if it was good enough for the resaurant though and your right this could work out in my favor XD

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    this may have become the most anticipated thread in recent wks...

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    Your clothes are fine. And dont worry about a rep it wont slow ya down, if anything it will intrigue the other ladies at the gym, as long as your confident in your choices and how you carry yourself. And as far as your response to most post about that fun huh. Yes!! As long as she is hot and your attracted to her it should go well. Older girls know what they want, and arent afraid to put in the effort!! If shes a cougar worth her salt, she will take care of you and do it with conviction!!! hahaha,

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAB1 View Post
    Your clothes are fine. And dont worry about a rep it wont slow ya down, if anything it will intrigue the other ladies at the gym, as long as your confident in your choices and how you carry yourself. And as far as your response to most post about that fun huh. Yes!! As long as she is hot and your attracted to her it should go well. Older girls know what they want, and arent afraid to put in the effort!! If shes a cougar worth her salt, she will take care of you and do it with conviction!!! hahaha,
    unless he is a 2 pump chump.
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    I resent that I am by no means a 2 pump chump

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    I resent that I am by no means a 2 pump chump
    haha, last two post had me laughing out loud in my office

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster
    I resent that I am by no means a 2 pump chump
    Lol, u better rub one off before than!!

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    huh ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    I resent that I am by no means a 2 pump chump

    once that battle cat gets a hold of you, you may be eating those words!

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    by the sound of this thread I guess im gonna have a good night

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