Cougars

[Renesis]

Man WTB cougar hitting on me

[JAB1]

Way to go Doxmaster!! Now what we didnt tell you before, Cougars can be knida clingy so work on your exit strategy!! Having her drop you a block away is a good start....lol

[JohnnyVegas]

Nothing wrong with cougars. I married one. Twelve years...ten of them happy.

Then I married a girl half her age.

[MikeZ91]

Haha I love this thread!!

[< <Samson> >]

Haha I love this thread!!

Shit yes, I still have zero problems boning older chicks at all. See em' all the time at the gym, some of them look damn near amazing even for someone much younger.

[FONZY007]

Dox seen her at the gym and boned her in her car.....

[gixxerboy1]

awww did i read the cougar is going to have kittens

[DCI]

awww did i read the cougar is going to have kittens

LMAO, the poor bastard is probably crying into his protein shake from reading that you horrible man.

[SEOINAGE]

Sounds like she treated you pretty good, I think I've only had one girl that all she wanted to do was please every one of my little needs. Wish my wife did that. Sometimes its best to stick with the ones that don't appear as perfect on the outside because of waht they can do in the bedroom, or anywhere for that matter.

[JohnnyVegas]

Sometimes its best to stick with the ones that don't appear as perfect on the outside because of waht they can do in the bedroom, or anywhere for that matter.

Agreed.

I married a "normal girl" that I fell for, rather than a hot girl. She is insanely smart, funny, just finish her MBA, likes video games and shares other interests with me as well. We can still talk for hours. The sex is good, but I consider that an extra benefit.

Don't EVER marry a girl just because other men want her. That is a stupid litmus test unless she is also smart, funny and very compatible with the things you like and the way you live.

What is that saying? "No matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there is a man that is tired of her shit?" Better to be with someone that you never get tired of her shit!

[Times Roman]

Agreed.

I married a "normal girl" that I fell for, rather than a hot girl. She is insanely smart, funny, just finish her MBA, likes video games and shares other interests with me as well. We can still talk for hours. The sex is good, but I consider that an extra benefit.

Don't EVER marry a girl just because other men want her. That is a stupid litmus test unless she is also smart, funny and very compatible with the things you like and the way you live.

What is that saying? "No matter how beautiful she is, somewhere there is a man that is tired of her shit?" Better to be with someone that you never get tired of her shit!

better to marry an eager to please 6 than a high maintenance 9

[gixxerboy1]

better to marry an eager to please 6 than a high maintenance 9

hey there are some of us happy with the other route

[JohnnyVegas]

hey there are some of us happy with the other route

...and bless you for that. Someone has to keep those girls happy!

[doxmaster]

I got to the gym late tonight with my friend so we immediately head over to the rack to do curls . While I'm in the middle of a set she comes over slips something into my pocket slaps my ass and then walks away at this point my face turned beat red because my friend just saw this and he was like wtf was that about , I didnt say a word to him the rest of the work out. After we finished up I went back to the locker room to check what she put in my pocket it was a tracphone so I turned it on and it had her listed in the contacts, In my mind couldn't help to think did I just become this womans booty call then I put the phone away and called for my folks to pick me up because there was no way in hell I was gonna ride home with my buddy after that . On the down side I may need a new ride on the upside I have a phone now .

[gixxerboy1]

thats so she can call you when the baby is coming so you know to get to the hospital

[GetItHot]

That's freakin' awesome bro.

[< <Samson> >]

Just beat that old snatch like a steel drum. . . . .

That's just awesome!

[doxmaster]

yes its cool but now I feel like a pre paid whore.

[Renesis]

you were paying for whores before now you are getting paid to be the whore? Kinda ironic haha

[Hueypfc]

i call b.s. until we see a pic

[doxmaster]

technically it was gift but it still has that whore feeling to it .

[AD]

why are you so afraid to talk to your gym buddy about this? for me, it would be something i would boast and laugh about with my mates over a beer. nothing shameful about it. maybe when you're done and bored, pass her on to your mate, like a relay. what are friends for, right?

[doxmaster]

why are you so afraid to talk to your gym buddy about this? for me, it would be something i would boast and laugh about with my mates over a beer. nothing shameful about it. maybe when you're done and bored, pass her on to your mate, like a relay. what are friends for, right?

mainly because I don't want it spread around that much.

[gearbox]

Give him a break.. I got my ex preggo a few months ago its not funny -.-

Ouch....is it a boy or a girl .....

[gearbox]

Op- nothing wrong with wanting to keep it private but these stories are for bragging purposes I think

[AD]

Op- nothing wrong with wanting to keep it private but these stories are for bragging purposes I think

exactly. if i were in this situation, the only reason for not wanting to tell such a story to my mates... is if i am banging his wife.

[xXthehulkXx]

This just occurred to me. Are you keeping it secret because you are a "good boy" in your parents eyes? Or, are you just embarrassed of banging an older woman?

You will brag about it when you get older, just like the rest of us.

[SEOINAGE]

Hmmm, do you keep the prostitute thing a secret? I can understand you don't want to spread this one, although sounds brag worthy to me, although she probably wouldn't want you spreading a ton of stuff around either, but you are so insecure to the point you called your parents to take you home? Don't have to tell your friend anything if you don't want to, but doesn't mean you need to hide from him. Stop being a *****!!

[doxmaster]

This just occurred to me. Are you keeping it secret because you are a "good boy" in your parents eyes? Or, are you just embarrassed of banging an older woman?

You will brag about it when you get older, just like the rest of us.

the latter ever here the phrase its fun riding a fat chick till your friends find out replace the fat chick with a cougar more than twice your age.

[AD]

in my book, a hot chick is a hot chick. age is irrelevant. you did say that she's hot right?

[doxmaster]

Hmmm, do you keep the prostitute thing a secret? I can understand you don't want to spread this one, although sounds brag worthy to me, although she probably wouldn't want you spreading a ton of stuff around either, but you are so insecure to the point you called your parents to take you home? Don't have to tell your friend anything if you don't want to, but doesn't mean you need to hide from him. Stop being a *****!!

nope everyone already knows about the prostitute including my uncle .

[doxmaster]

in my book, a hot chick is a hot chick. age is irrelevant. you did say that she's hot right?

i guess your right side I need a ride to the gym later anways might as well tell him.

[xXthehulkXx]

Did you call her and thanked her for the phone? I'm sure she waited for your call. Lol.

[doxmaster]

Did you call her and thanked her for the phone? I'm sure she waited for your call. Lol.

and this is why I'm retarded when it comes to women I didn't think about it I was to busy worrying about everything else that I forgot .

[jasc]

No worries about not callin yet.. if you call right away that's a bad thing.. shows you're too eager/desperate.. She obviously likes the chase, so call or preferably text her in a couple days... friday would be good if you're trying to get laid again..

[JohnnyVegas]

yes its cool but now I feel like a pre paid whore.

Better than feeling like an unpaid whore.

[AD]

No worries about not callin yet.. if you call right away that's a bad thing.. shows you're too eager/desperate.. She obviously likes the chase, so call or preferably text her in a couple days... friday would be good if you're trying to get laid again..

they should call you the anabolic dating guru!!

[doxmaster]

so wait should call today or friday or say something at the gym tonight ?

[Hueypfc]

wait.....y don't you have your own car?!

[doxmaster]

Its not that I dont have a car the folks got me an old civic I just only have my permit in 3 months I'll have my liscense .