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    This thread needs a Charlie Sheen WINNING post

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    u guys are horrible ahahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87 View Post
    OMG I completely didn't think of that. Some other stud probably popped in her and she's getting off on the idea this young buck eating her out with another dudes baby batter in her.

    Way to go Dox!!!
    I just threw up. fvck this im changing gyms.

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    Maaaaan, fvck. I wish my gym had some old sluts hangin' off my nuts.


    Specially the older ones like this. They seem like they would more discreet

    Post a pic and see if I member on here is close to your gym. I am pretty sure many of us would be happy to lend your GILF a helping "hand".

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    I just threw up. fvck this im changing gyms.
    threw up hahahaha what all u been with is prostitutes she is probably by far the cleanest girl u been with

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    Seriously though that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard I dont have anything else I can say other than that thought is now burned into my head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    Seriously though that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard I dont have anything else I can say other than that thought is now burned into my head.
    Seriously bro, after a few hookers not many things are "nasty".

    You would have smelled it. . . . LMFAO

    She at least washed her cooter for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420 View Post
    Seriously bro, after a few hookers not many things are "nasty".

    You would have smelled it. . . . LMFAO

    She at least washed her cooter for you.
    The hookers were two girls who I had personally known over the years who I just paid once and while to sleep with me . One of them I knew since freshman year and she used to talk about how she would always have sex with her boyfriend and then after they broke up I figured I'd ask .

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    ^ thats the story of the first time I ever got laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    The hookers were two girls who I had personally known over the years who I just paid once and while to sleep with me . One of them I knew since freshman year and she used to talk about how she would always have sex with her boyfriend and then after they broke up I figured I'd ask .
    Soooo, you actually paid peers to have sex with you?

    Fair, I suppose. . . . The hookers really are dirty most of the time.

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    yes and the other one doesn't even do it anymore because she had a kid a about 2 months back .

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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87 View Post
    OMG I completely didn't think of that. Some other stud probably popped in her and she's getting off on the idea this young buck eating her out with another dudes baby batter in her.

    Way to go Dox!!!
    no no no.. most women are not like that.. but since she goes down on him and swallows, then makes out with him.. not that's classy.. hope she uses cherry chapstick..
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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    i may have missed it, but did you mention whether she is a widow? or divorced? of just single? sounds really cool that she can just bring you home anytime/anyday.
    nah Idk if shes divorced or a widow I saw a few pictures of her and a girl who looks like shes in her 20's so im assuming thats the daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    nah Idk if shes divorced or a widow I saw a few pictures of her and a girl who looks like shes in her 20's so im assuming thats the daughter.
    Nah ..... That's her granddaughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420 View Post
    Fvck yeah and or mouth.

    BTW. . . We still need pics of this old chick for approval.
    BTW. . . We still need pics of this old chick for approval. [/QUOTE]
    Forget the camera, we need video with some ATM

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    Nah ..... That's her granddaughter
    Not likely but I am a little curious to were is or what happend to the husband.
    Last edited by doxmaster; 06-05-2012 at 04:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    nah Idk if shes divorced or a widow I saw a few pictures of her and a girl who looks like shes in her 20's so im assuming thats the daughter.

    see if she will do a mother/daughter combo!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    why does everyone insist on this, stress aside im actually having a good time if she takes it that direction fine but Im not going to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    see if she will do a mother/daughter combo!!!!!!!!!!
    dude I wish, I havent met her but she looks almost identical to her mom except with darker hair and a much younger looking body .
    Last edited by doxmaster; 06-05-2012 at 07:44 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster
    Not likely but I am a little curious to were is or what happend to the husband.
    He's probbly at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkeykong View Post
    He's probbly at work.
    Very possible. . . But, why does it matter? This nice older lady is sharing her ass why not help her out. I know I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420

    Very possible. . . But, why does it matter? This nice older lady is sharing her ass why not help her out. I know I would.
    Who said it mattered? Lol

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    It matters to me I don't wanna fvck some dudes wife divorced or widowed is one thing, but I haven't seen anything that looks like it would belong to a guy so I could be fine .

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    It matters to me I don't wanna fvck some dudes wife divorced or widowed is one thing, but I haven't seen anything that looks like it would belong to a guy so I could be fine .
    I'm telling you plenty of dudes will help you out!

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    The risk of getting caught with your pants down by an angry husband holding a shotgun... Not a pretty pic. Better ask her to make sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    The risk of getting caught with your pants down by an angry husband holding a shotgun... Not a pretty pic. Better ask her to make sure.
    Or beat it elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    The risk of getting caught with your pants down by an angry husband holding a shotgun... Not a pretty pic. Better ask her to make sure.
    even though it doesn't seem like she does it cant hurt to ask .

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    even though it doesn't seem like she does it cant hurt to ask .
    I wouldn't want to know. I'd just bone her and run.

    But, to each is own. . . . In my old age, the only thing I'd like is strange

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlgymrat View Post
    if a gal is in her 30s, she is a PUMA. Cougers are older. Foxes even older. LOL
    Cougars are from 40-50. Anything over 50 is a dragon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Misery13

    Cougars are from 40-50. Anything over 50 is a dragon.
    Dragon lol, that's my wife grandmother looks good for being in her late 60's

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    Soooooo Dox did you eat her out again? I wonder does man juice taste like warm salty egg yolks like the ladies say it does?

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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87
    Soooooo Dox did you eat her out again? I wonder does man juice taste like warm salty egg yolks like the ladies say it does?
    Lol mine says its pancake batter

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    Nah we talked a bit over the phone but I havent had time to go to the gym a friend of mine hired me to fix his roof .

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    ok no one reply to this thread anymore until we get a pic

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    ya, its getting a little stale. need a stimulus.

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    Maybe she is training you to bang her daughter!?

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    need a pic.....or i still call b.s.

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    Maybe she used to be a dude and doesn't want her pic taken for fear of being recognized?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    Not likely but I am a little curious to were is or what happend to the husband.
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