Cougars

[GetItHot]

I'd go with the house call nurse angle.

[gixxerboy1]

sadly theres no hospital bed I'll be in boston for one night and then back home the next ,I'll be stuck in house for awhile and well that would just be awkward.

you will have your leg in a cast? Your not in traction. Hell i used to go to clubs with a knee brace and crutches after my motor cycle accident.

[paulzane]

ya, i am flexible. who is 56?

I'm 57 .... but no thanks I am not that way inclined

[AD]

I'm 57 .... but no thanks I am not that way inclined

I thought razr was going to introduce to me a 56yr old chick.

[gearbox]

Razr probably will once he is done with her! !!
Op I am sure u will have a long enough window at some point (parents gotta leave sometime)

[doxmaster]

Yeah Im sure I could find a window of time but thats gonna be awhile from now .

[doxmaster]

k so I checked the phone and apparently she called 3 hours ago while I was asleep what should I do ?

[xXthehulkXx]

Umm.... Really?! CALL HER!!!!! Just chat a bit and see what happens.

[doxmaster]

Yeah but I go the gym in 3 hours anyway so what would be the point .

[gixxerboy1]

Yeah but I go the gym in 3 hours anyway so what would be the point .

So what? She called call her back.
No offense but i see why you have only dealt with hookers. It seems like you lack in social skills. You need to get out more man.

[evander87]

It seems like you lack in social skills. You need to get out more man.

This

Step away from the computer and live a little

[doxmaster]

So what? She called call her back.
No offense but i see why you have only dealt with hookers. It seems like you lack in social skills. You need to get out more man.

I more or less numbed my social skills with women since I decided that being with hookers was an easier route I guess my lack of social skill progressed from that.

[paulzane]

Sorry but this just has to go to the Hall of Shame ....... it gets dumber and dumber!!

[spywizard]

Yeah but I go the gym in 3 hours anyway so what would be the point .

the point is that it's polite to return calls..

on the other hand if you don't it means to her that you aren't even into her enough to return a call..

doh..

[FONZY007]

Just call her, thank her for the phone and ask if her pvssy is sore still lol

[JohnnyVegas]

I more or less numbed my social skills with women since I decided that being with hookers was an easier route I guess my lack of social skill progressed from that.

Sounds like a future serial killer. Integrate back into the world before the isolation drives you crazy.

[evander87]

Sounds like a future serial killer. Integrate back into the world before the isolation drives you crazy.

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this guy is the future "American Psycho"

[doxmaster]

I called her and asked what was up she said she wondering where I was yesterday because I wasnt in the gym the other night . I told her I wasnt feeling good but I'll be back tonight, After that we chit chatted for a bit about her day ,then I thanked her for the phone and she told me that I can thank her later.

well I guess I'll see her tonight 0.0

[RaginCajun]

remember, he is only 19 and has been attacked by a battlecat!

[RaginCajun]

I called her and asked what was up she said she wondering where I was yesterday because I wasnt in the gym the other night . I told her I wasnt feeling good but I'll be back tonight, After that we chit chatted for a bit about her day ,then I thanked her for the phone and she told me that I can thank her later.

well I guess I'll see her tonight 0.0

there you go!!! extra cardio session never hurts!

[SEOINAGE]

I called her and asked what was up she said she wondering where I was yesterday because I wasnt in the gym the other night . I told her I wasnt feeling good but I'll be back tonight, After that we chit chatted for a bit about her day ,then I thanked her for the phone and she told me that I can thank her later.

well I guess I'll see her tonight 0.0

LOL, love how she doesn't care how insecure you are and still is going to have her way with you regardless. But seriously need to learn as much as you can, and start socializing like everyone said.

[cherrydrpepper]

I swear the shit we talk about on here would be a badass movie or tv series

"Juice" the series

lol

[gearbox]

I gotta say her response was awesome...you got it made bro...live it up man...not many of us experience this in a lifetime...I did and its some of my best memories...

[doxmaster]

well I got dropped of at the gym by friend but I didn't ride back with him

[FONZY007]

I called her and asked what was up she said she wondering where I was yesterday because I wasnt in the gym the other night . I told her I wasnt feeling good but I'll be back tonight, After that we chit chatted for a bit about her day ,then I thanked her for the phone and she told me that I can thank her later.

well I guess I'll see her tonight 0.0

Yea buddy you going to get some, my wife loves it when I come home sweaty from the gym

[FONZY007]

well I got dropped of at the gym by friend but I didn't ride back with him

Oh yea, did u get some?

[MikeZ91]

God I would be bangin this sl*t every chance I got...

[FONZY007]

God I would be bangin this sl*t every chance I got...

Right, free rides literally lol

[doxmaster]

Oh yea, did u get some?

nope

Right, free rides literally lol

I wouldnt say free but I can say I got to eat out in the back of a bmw.

[FONZY007]

nope

I wouldnt say free but I can say I got to eat out in the back of a bmw.

So U ate her out, did u get a bj?

[doxmaster]

So U ate her out, did u get a bj?

no I ate her out I need practice with that anyways. If I get lucky hopefully I'll see her saturday.

[FONZY007]

no I ate her out I need practice with that anyways. If I get lucky hopefully I'll see her saturday.

Did u make her cream in your mouth, you nasty nasty boy.... Have fun with her!!

[doxmaster]

Did u make her cream in your mouth, you nasty nasty boy.... Have fun with her!!

not really man pretty terrible at it I asked for it before we left the parking lot at the gym I kind of wanna get better at it .

[FONZY007]

not really man pretty terrible at it I asked for it before we left the parking lot at the gym I kind of wanna get better at it .

Sweet was she shocked you asked? Did she give you pointers?

[doxmaster]

yes she hopped in the back and her shorts were down in 2 seconds . yeah dont try to stick your tongue in and use your fingers

[FONZY007]

yes she hopped in the back and her shorts were down in 2 seconds . yeah dont try to stick your tongue in and use your fingers

Cool have fun bro

[jasc]

no I ate her out I need practice with that anyways. If I get lucky hopefully I'll see her saturday.

I'm proud of ya man... look at the evolution from the first post until now... you went from being scared/nervous of unpaid girls n now your in full swing, gettin comfortable and havin fun with this. This is a huge step towards knockin out that social awkwardness toward women.. You'll be tellin this story to your grandkids some day..

A little tip on eatin her out... Focus on the clit, quick tongue movements. Playin around the outside or whatever is cool n it'll feel good for her, but the clit is the way to make her explode.

Good luck young padawan.

[spywizard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmmW8DXJzv8

start here, but there are so many..

the real deal is .....well, if i told you everything what's the point..

remember there's only 1" that seperates eating *****, and licking ass..

[FONZY007]

Yea the clit makes my wife squirm, I have to hold her down..

[doxmaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmmW8DXJzv8

start here, but there are so many..

the real deal is .....well, if i told you everything what's the point..

remember there's only 1" that seperates eating *****, and licking ass..

hell no I do not lick ass or do anal and dont intend to.