Cougars

[doxmaster]

What The Fvck?

Shut in? Nooo. . . . Maybe troll and or hermit.

Damn dawg, get out and live a little. I thought I sucked. . . LoL

I have been lately but Im a hermit 80% of the time . I go hang at OTB with friends of the family I meet people at the local coffee shop and go to the gym theres not much else to do around here. Most people get together in groups just sit around smoke weed and do drugs all day long.

Oh and I travel to saratoga raceway, yonkers , pocconos and turning stone other than that I'm focused on getting my vending route established.

sh*t man Im 19 and havent gotten my liscense but I've had a car over a year now.

[BigBadWolf]

I have been lately but Im a hermit 80% of the time . I go hang at OTB with friends of the family I meet people at the local coffee shop and go to the gym theres not much else to do around here. Most people get together in groups just sit around smoke weed and do drugs all day long.

Oh and I travel to saratoga raceway, yonkers , pocconos and turning stone other than that I'm focused on getting my vending route established.

sh*t man Im 19 and havent gotten my liscense but I've had a car over a year now.

Goddamn Someone you know has a phone with a camera or a camera be creative shit!!!

[doxmaster]

Goddamn Someone you know has a phone with a camera or a camera be creative shit!!!

camera no , phone with camera yeah .

[RaginCajun]

dude, go get a Go phone or one of those pay by the minute deals. i don't know how you survive without one.


on another note, you need to open your eyes to outside world, that lil brown eye ain't gonna bite ya, or will it?

[doxmaster]

dude, go get a Go phone or one of those pay by the minute deals. i don't know how you survive without one.


on another note, you need to open your eyes to outside world, that lil brown eye ain't gonna bite ya, or will it?

I survived by using house phones to call were to meet people and payphones to get rides back . I do have a phone now but its a piece of crap tracphone like something you would buy at a dollar store.

[gixxerboy1]

pay phones? They still have them

I dont mean this in a bad way. Is money tight with you and your family? I know you dont have a car and like you said you just got a cell phone. If the reason is you guys cant afford it, i dont want to see people bust on you because of it

[doxmaster]

pay phones? They still have them

I dont mean this in a bad way. Is money tight with you and your family? I know you dont have a car and like you said you just got a cell phone. If the reason is you guys cant afford it, i dont want to see people bust on you because of it

Nah were not broke I personally just dont make that much money I do have a car its a 2004 civic but were not broke parents combined salaries 72k . My dad just put 13000 down on a new toyota camry 4 days ago I just make around 300 a month off the candy machines I have and my dad went halfs with me on buying an 1800 dollar machine to help me with business .

[jasc]

If the reason is you guys cant afford it, i dont want to see people bust on you because of it

much respect gixx

[GetItHot]

so i did she tell you if her husband died or syphilis or aids yet?

Maybe she killed him...

[RaginCajun]

its crazy that you have a biz, car, and no driver's liscense? you are one brave kid driving around with no liscense, but who needs one when you have a battlecat to ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doxmaster]

its crazy that you have a biz, car, and no driver's liscense? you are one brave kid driving around with no liscense, but who needs one when you have a battlecat to ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my dad drives me to to collect and stock the machines I have 5 triple headed candy machines plus one large candy machine that I havent placed yet and I don't drive I'm getting my liscense in a few months. If I drove I wouldn't need rides from friends.

[gixxerboy1]

Nah were not broke I personally just dont make that much money I do have a car its a 2004 civic but were not broke parents combined salaries 72k . My dad just put 13000 down on a new toyota camry 4 days ago I just make around 300 a month off the candy machines I have and my dad went halfs with me on buying an 1800 dollar machine to help me with business .

ok so your fair game then

[doxmaster]

ok so your fair game then

Fine Dammit if my 5 horse box for the super comes in for the belmont tomorrow or collection day next month I will buy a camera phone and get your picture till then I'm broke . I have 1,3,4,9,10 boxed

[BigBadWolf]

If you have PayPal theres enough of us that want to see pics you probbly could get a free camera.

[< <Samson> >]

If you have PayPal theres enough of us that want to see pics you probbly could get a free camera.

I'll throw you down 5 bones.


You have been alive for 19 years and still haven't lived. . . . . Get out and do some real life shit man. . . . My 2Cents

[doxmaster]

no paypal I use cash for almost everything .

[< <Samson> >]

no paypal I use cash for almost everything .

Oh Jesus, I give up. . . . Are you Omish?

I think I found your pic. . . This you man?

[evander87]

Fine Dammit if my 5 horse box for the super comes in for the belmont tomorrow or collection day next month I will buy a camera phone and get your picture till then I'm broke . I have 1,3,4,9,10 boxed

F@CK THAT!!!

You're a boy toy. You need to play it up. Tell the cougar you've been bragging to your friends about hitting this hot lady and you want to show them a picture. I bet the cougar whips out camera, takes her clothes off, and lets you play porn director.

[doxmaster]

Oh Jesus, I give up. . . . Are you Omish?

I think I found your pic. . . This you man?

I own vending machines everything I get is cash ........

[frank13]

im thinking this hole thing is bull shit

[BigBadWolf]

Ishmael

[Hueypfc]

face it...ur 12 and full of shit. i was 15,had a full time job, paid my own car payments and had my own cell phone & was in school! i took pics of every milf possible and told people i was banging them.....of course i wasn't really but ship at least i backed up a lie well.

[FONZY007]

So how was the date, or is it tonight?

[xXthehulkXx]

^^^^^ what he said. You didn't chicken out, did you?

[FONZY007]

Still nothing

[GetItHot]

Im ready to call BS.

[frank13]

I call shenanigans,shenanigans,shenanigans !!!

[Hueypfc]

Im ready to call BS.

x10!!!

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no news is bad news

[gixxerboy1]

no news is bad news

she may have killed him and ate him, bet thats what she did to her husband also

[human project]

All gyms have them and Im sure alot of you have been hit on by them . So im at the gym today I just finished shoulders and Im on the way out and this older woman who I have never talked talked to cuts me off and starts talking to me even knows my name well this wasn't a suprise I've been going to this gym for almost a year now so theres bound to be a few people who know it . The woman keeps on talking and starts talking about some my hobbies mainly horse betting and how shes never played before but wants toand knows that I play them alot shit started getting strange from that point because theres only 3 people in the whole gym who know what I do so this woman has obviously done some research . The coversation escalates from there and she starts talking about the preakness being tomorrow and talking about what she bet and asking advice on the different ways to bet. Five minutes later after answering all of the questions she starts talking about how good I look and really starts complimenting me alot then procedes to grab my arm and tells me that I have hard muscle I say thanks but at this point I really do have to go but before I do go the woman drops her keys and bends over then turns around and smile a little gets up and then walks back to working out . So now I'm at a dilema go for it or don't maybe its because I've been dry for awhile maybe its because shes a solid 7/10 any else have experience with this ?

Why ask us??? Why not just hit it and post your results.

[human project]

The brunet I'd smash the blond lol ya right

[human project]

lol wow thats both creepy and funny did she ever try to find you again? but no thanks Im not looking for cougars this one found me .

Cool story..... You **** her???

[paulzane]

She need to keep him for a week or so to collect enough man juice to make a nice meringue. Her murdered husband in the basement won't be producing any!!

[human project]

I hear mini vans are more affordable now. Would you want to be the stay at home dad or go to work?

She's clearly the bread winner; she did pay right??? That's kinda messed up man you couldn't take the old woman out on just one date???? That's no way to treat your future baby mamma

[human project]

no the ass is not any tighter than ***** once you get it in there. At least in my experience. Ive been w/ girls that were Ass virgins too.

You must have a small package to not be able to tell a definite size difference bc every chicks ass I've been in is wayyyy tighter then her vag. Or your chicks could just have really loose ass holes

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she may have killed him and ate him, bet thats what she did to her husband also

damn, that would be such an anticlimax ending to this amazing thread...
but you know, you could well be right.

reminds me of Dexter

[RaginCajun]

damn, that would be such an anticlimax ending to this amazing thread...
but you know, you could well be right.

reminds me of Dexter

dexter/doxmaster, pretty close!

[jasc]

he's just avoiding the thread because he doesn't want us to give him sh*t when he tells us he found out she used to be a man.

She probably used to be a priest who embezzeled $$... It explains why there's no husband, she's got plenty of money, and she likes young boys... makes perfect sense now..

[< <Samson> >]

I'd still let "it" lick by bawls. . . . LMAO