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    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    yes i just read this whole thread. i love you guys.

    and dox wtf man stop thinking stop all thinking and fvck away bro. also stick a finger in that ass while your hitting it from behind. i promised you she will squeal

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    mmmm is that putang pie ?

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    LOL gix!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    yes i just read this whole thread. i love you guys.

    and dox wtf man stop thinking stop all thinking and fvck away bro. also stick a finger in that ass while your hitting it from behind. i promised you she will squeal
    dude I get stressed very easily when it comes things that I don't know about even though I doubt somebody would do something like that the thought is still there maybe I worry to much .

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    dude I get stressed very easily when it comes things that I don't know about even though I doubt somebody would do something like that the thought is still there maybe I worry to much .
    no people do. My friend had a gf and she blew him out in the parking lot of a bar. And as a joke she ran into the bar and grabbed the first guy she say and kissed him
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    I've kissed a girl goodbye just after she had had 12 blokes jizz on her face ..... so people do do it doxmaster

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    That is disgusting .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    I've kissed a girl goodbye just after she had had 12 blokes jizz on her face ..... so people do do it doxmaster
    why would you do that after knowing that just happend .

    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    no people do. My friend had a gf and she blew him out in the parking lot of a bar. And as a joke she ran into the bar and grabbed the first guy she say and kissed him
    Also thats not a joke thats sick wtf I was just feeling better about sh*t
    Last edited by doxmaster; 06-07-2012 at 08:06 AM.

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    What's this weekend's plan Dox?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetItHot View Post
    What's this weekend's plan Dox?
    prob more meringue pie!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    why would you do that after knowing that just happened
    We had made a bukakke film in the morning and I stayed the afternoon with the girls for an unfilmed session with them ..... ah fun days

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetItHot View Post
    What's this weekend's plan Dox?
    friday night roller skating saturday going to the belmont with the family .

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    No, not the G rated version...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GetItHot View Post
    No, not the G rated version...
    No I'm serious she invited me roller skating on friday and then saturdays race day . The triple crown races are like a religious holiday for the men in my family .

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    No I'm serious she invited me roller skating on friday and then saturdays race day . The triple crown races are like a religious holiday for the men in my family .
    she will be all sweaty after this, so take the opportunity to slide it in the ole brown eye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    has she shown you her secret strapon stash she keeps in the back closet??
    No and nothing comes near my ass ever.

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    I had a girl in college blow me and later that night made out with another dude. The next day in front of the whole fraternity I asked him how my dick tasted.

    You're naive if you don't think some women are just as perverted as guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evander87 View Post
    I had a girl in college blow me and later that night made out with another dude. The next day in front of the whole fraternity I asked him how my dick tasted.

    You're naive if you don't think some women are just as perverted as guys.
    Dude I realize this now but its not something I wanted to think about now its just going to kill my good time because im going to be stuck thinking what if .

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster
    Dude I realize this now but its not something I wanted to think about now its just going to kill my good time because im going to be stuck thinking what if .
    Don't think about it as being negative.. think about it as extra protein..

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    this is good for you dox. Worrying about what if's will just hold you back man, in all aspects. Better to get over it worrying about eating another fellas chode than lifes other hurdles. what if I fail, what if this, what if that.....Mind over matter, eat that old coot like shes an 18 y/o virgin!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAB1 View Post
    this is good for you dox. Worrying about what if's will just hold you back man, in all aspects. Better to get over it worrying about eating another fellas chode than lifes other hurdles. what if I fail, what if this, what if that.....Mind over matter, eat that old coot like shes an 18 y/o virgin!!!!
    dude thats not a what if I could ignore thinking if someone was just in there before I eat that that would be fvcking gross that thought didnt even occur to me at the start .

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    yeah I know dont have that I would have noticed that by now .

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    dude thats not a what if I could ignore thinking if someone was just in there before I eat that that would be fvcking gross that thought didnt even occur to me at the start .
    haha, well you better give up eating ***** cause its always a possibility..... lol

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    lol who cares man youll never even know anyways lol. she probably isnt even banging anyone else. and every girl ive been with likes a finger pushing on there brown eye while getting banged. dont hold back son!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    lol who cares man youll never even know anyways lol. she probably isnt even banging anyone else. and every girl ive been with likes a finger pushing on there brown eye while getting banged. dont hold back son!
    your right I probably will never know, I thought about it lastand calmed down since then , as I said before though Im not anal or putting my finger on someones ass.

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    so i did she tell you if her husband died or syphilis or aids yet?
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    dox ur either really 12 or just a big vag ....i still say ur full of shit till i see pix

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    nope I'm still wondering what happend to him you think it would it would be wierd to ask ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by doxmaster View Post
    nope I'm still wondering what happend to him you think it would it would be wierd to ask ?
    maybe she is the husband and just had a sex change
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    This thread. . . . . . LoL

    I would just hammer on the ol' goodness. I don't even think it's worth mentioning, maybe if you are really bored.


    You are a strange dude for 19. At 19, I would just hit it and run. If it was real good I'd sneak back for 2nds a few times. No way I would hang out with this "chick". How weird is that? Is that your mom, grandma? Unless she gave me mad $, it would still be weird but fvck it, I'm get laid & paid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420 View Post
    This thread. . . . . . LoL

    I would just hammer on the ol' goodness. I don't even think it's worth mentioning, maybe if you are really bored.


    You are a strange dude for 19. At 19, I would just hit it and run. If it was real good I'd sneak back for 2nds a few times. No way I would hang out with this "chick". How weird is that? Is that your mom, grandma? Unless she gave me mad $, it would still be weird but fvck it, I'm get laid & paid.
    Its said it was wierd from the start but everyone else just kept saying go for it , my original plan was just to forget about it and try to ignore the lady . I can't say it hasn't been fun but its still wierd.
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    Where is the pic dawg? If she is real cool, I would just beat it on a semi regular basis. Why not, help her help you. . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by samson_420 View Post
    Where is the pic dawg? If she is real cool, I would just beat it on a semi regular basis. Why not, help her help you. . . . .
    Dude I dont even own a camera or have pictures of myself on my facebook . Otherwise I would have posted picutures here along time ago of certain injuries and imbalances I have in order to see if anyone could help .

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    No cell phone either?

    Hmmmm

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    I never felt the need to buy one I dont have that many people I call most of them I talk to on facebook, the house phone or just go to the gym Its sounds wierd I know but technologies never been my thing I don't even own an xbox for that fact. I've kept my life pretty routine for several years I wouldn't consider myself a shut in I just have a select group of people that I talk to.

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    What The Fvck?

    Shut in? Nooo. . . . Maybe troll and or hermit.

    Damn dawg, get out and live a little. I thought I sucked. . . LoL

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