Cougars

[doxmaster]

Dude you can't not be all censored now. If nothing happened just say that!

alright alright

I got to the gym at 6 and did shoulders until 7:30 after that I hit the showers and got changed, then waited outside till she came and picked me up she was wearing this beautiful black dress, black heels and she let her hair down
I was shocked because I honestly didnt think women who were fifty could look that good . I didnt say anything on the way there because I was still stunned a little and like i've said before Ive never been on a date before and was nervous as hell.
We got to the restaurant at about 8:30 an were seated Immediatley after about three minutes of complete silence and me staring off at all of the fancy decorations she asked me how my day was going I said it was great then the waiter came asked
us what we wanted I ordered the salmon and she orderd the filet mignon, feeling a little loosened up at this point I asked her what she did for work and she told me that she used to be a middleschool englich teacher but now she only substitutes once and awhile now
and spends most of her time helping girls train for fitness which didnt suprise me shes in great shape for being 50 she then asked about me and what I do I told her the middle of opening a vending machine route and that it was going better than what I expected
she said that was nice and that not alot of people my age are smart enough to try and go into business for themselves . Moving away from the topic of work she started talking about hot its been lately and how it reminded her of her trip cabo a few summers back which relly gave us
something to talk about because I've travled alot and been to mexico before , never to cabo but on cruises to cozumel and the rest of the carribean she asked me what it was going on so many cruises and I told her it was fun and relaxing. Then I talked about the one island st thomas and how we took an
excursion up the mountain to see the birds up the and about the one guy who had taught his bird to dunk a foam ball in a hoop on a miniature basketball court she laughed and said that was cute . A few minutes later dinner had arrived and at which point
I was feeling pretty good about myself the nevousness had past for the most part and I have to say I've never eaten food that tasted that good before I dont know if was the fancy restuarant or the fact that I was feeling good that made the fish taste so amazing
and I dont think I care it was great . So we talked a little after dinner and joking asked if it was time for me to go home she laguhed and said come on lets get out of here so we get back in the car and I roll the window down and stick my arm out just to feel
the warm breeze , I thought things couldnt get much better but they did , We got to her place at quarter to eleven and it was nice she showed me around and then lead me into the bedroom. After the door was closed she pushes me onto to the bed and rips my pants off
30 seconds later shes riding me like never before and the only thing I can think is Holy shlt after a little while she gets off and starts blowing me and when I say that I mean she puts the hooker I go with to shame really why do I pay money for that . 5 minutes of of this
goes by and Im fvcking done so pull out and bust and in my mind im kind of upset because its over , so I start walking toward the door and she says ah ah and then takes me outside and theres a jacuzzi out right out on the pattio she tells me to wait there
so I get in and she comes back with to glasses and a botlle of wine . She pour me and herself a glass now I'm not much of a drinker I've only had 3 in my lifetime but tonight I said what the hay 2 glasses later im feeling a strong buzz and we get talking and I start telling
her how I've never had woman like herself before she laughed and told me she could tell when had gotten to dinner 20 minutes of talking and another glass and im good to go again except this time I pick her up and put her on the side of the jacuzzi and try to eat her which I've
never even tried before and she starts leading my head and I did this till my jaw got tired tired. Then I got out of the tub and she starts going town again except this time I go longer I guess alchohol helps with that , then bend her over the table outside and we at it for another 15 minutes
and I finish off inside her . I'm exhausted and lye down on one of the chairs for awhile and she lays on the one next me , after catching my breath and and getting dressed she takes me home, on the way she asks for my number and I tell her I dont have a phone but Im always at the gym.
We get towards the end of my road and I asked her to stop I kissed her goodnight and told her I'll see her tuesday and then walked the rest of the way home.

That honestly had to be most memorable night I've had hands down I didn't know anything like that existed she really took care of me and made me feel great I dont know what else to say .

[Brohim]

nice job. See what happends when you aren't scared? The Universe is alway's good. Better than hooker's bro...Cougars FTW!

[BigBadWolf]

What no pic? Did you get her in the butt?

[doxmaster]

nope

[Wannabeinshape]

Too Funny. If you go for it take a helmet and a nice soft collar. Likely the collar she has for you to wear will leave marks.

[GetItHot]

Nice, man. Nice.

[FONZY007]

Cool, see told you to rub one off ( mean jack off before she showed up )....

Let the real fun begin, you will be fvcking her again!!

And maybe drink first, so you last longer!!

[BigBadWolf]

You really should've got her in the butt.

[AD]

No tips?

Kidding!

Good job man! Very well done. Keep it Up!

[doxmaster]

Cool, see told you to rub one off ( mean jack off before she showed up )....

Let the real fun begin, you will be fvcking her again!!

And maybe drink first, so you last longer!!

something told me jerking off before going would have killed the mood and nah like I said im not a drinker it just seemed to fit the moment .

[doxmaster]

You really should've got her in the butt.

dude what is it with you and putting it in peoples butts ?

[S&S_ShovelHead]

When I first starting having sex I would go in like 20 seconds with a condem on. Practice makes perfect. Couple years later smashing regularly and I can pretty much 100% control when I go, always raw doggin.

[BigBadWolf]

dude what is it with you and putting it in peoples butts ?

What's is it with you and not stickin her in the butt? That's the real question. Lol

[AD]

When I first starting having sex I would go in like 20 seconds with a condem on. Practice makes perfect. Couple years later smashing regularly and I can pretty much 100% control when I go, always raw doggin.

don't tell me op went in uncovered? wow that was brave. you never know what sort of jungle this cougar has been hunting in. better safe than sorry.

[Renesis]

Yeah he went in uncovered he just said in his story he finished inside her...

[FastStang]

Damn bro. Your so lucky haha

[doxmaster]

When I first starting having sex I would go in like 20 seconds with a condem on. Practice makes perfect. Couple years later smashing regularly and I can pretty much 100% control when I go, always raw doggin.

yeah i know what your saying ,I was like that to its just I was not prepared for this usually the hooker just lies there for the most part which has me really wondering why I've spent so much money on her.

[paulzane]

Don't you just love this lounge!!!!!!???

[gearbox]

Well let's hope this great night of his doesn't stay with him for 6-8 weeks

[GetItHot]

Or 18 years.

[gearbox]

Or 18 years.

Good one!!

[doxmaster]

Or 18 years.

WHAT THE FVCK dont even joke about that sh*t

[evander87]

WHAT THE FVCK dont even joke about that sh*t

What's the joke? You popped inside her. You do know how babies are made right?

[doxmaster]

What's the joke? You popped inside her. You do know how babies are made right?

menopause happens mid 40's 50 year olds can't get knocked up can they ? I mean my mom had my brother at 42 and then wanted to try for a girl at 44 and she couldn't .

[JD250]

Better do some research, daddy.

[FONZY007]

Where is a picture of her?

[Brohim]

According to Lisette Stolk, a researcher from the Netherlands, women have a severe fertility drop 10 years before menopause, and five years before menopause many are already unable to conceive a child.

Read more: Menopause Age for Women | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/about_5312543_me...#ixzz1w6AL1T8S

[doxmaster]

According to Lisette Stolk, a researcher from the Netherlands, women have a severe fertility drop 10 years before menopause, and five years before menopause many are already unable to conceive a child.

Read more: Menopause Age for Women | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/about_5312543_me...#ixzz1w6AL1T8S

fvck man that thing says 45-55 WTF!! now im gonna paranoid till tuesday

[JD250]

She just wanted a baby, I'm sure you'll be a good dad.

[doxmaster]

no not only no but hell no that isn't funny

[canadian-bacon]

Are you hoping for a boy or girl?

[DCI]

Are you hoping for a boy or girl?

What about twins, I hear that happens due to the menopause too

[doxmaster]

you guys are horrible telling me to go for it then trying to scare me afterwards thats cruel and unusual.

[JD250]

What? No dude, we're just trying to be positive and encourage you to be a good dad, that's all.

[canadian-bacon]

I hear mini vans are more affordable now. Would you want to be the stay at home dad or go to work?

[cherrydrpepper]

This thread is gold

[AD]

you guys are horrible telling me to go for it then trying to scare me afterwards thats cruel and unusual.

she's probably more afraid of getting preg than you are. but you really should wear a rubber, more for disease prevention.

[S&S_ShovelHead]

Raw doggin all night long, bro.

[Renesis]

Give him a break.. I got my ex preggo a few months ago its not funny -.-

[doxmaster]

^thank you

she's probably more afraid of getting preg than you are. but you really should wear a rubber, more for disease prevention.

yeah that was a really dumb move on my part I wasnt thinking at least not with the correct head