Cougars

[doxmaster]

she might think you're not keen cos you prefer men. not that there's anything wrong with that...

Im not gay I just dont have a liscense and have to get rides from friends . I only got my permit for now

[AD]

ya, i know, but she doesn't. if you keep blowing her off and walk off with your gym buddy, she may get the wrong idea. i think you should just humor her once or twice. no harm.

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every young dic* needs an old pvssy at least once or twice in a lifetime. for all you know, she may be a f-ing rich widow and buy you a car for your troubles!

[BigBosanac]

wtfff...the opportunity is right there...you can't drive, some lady wants you. Get a ride home from her..and then ride her

[doxmaster]

Lets take this to a vote who says yes who says no

[doxmaster]

wtfff...the opportunity is right there...you can't drive, some lady wants you. Get a ride home from her..and then ride her

I feel you but this just seems really odd to me I've only heard stories of things like this never thought it would happen to me.

[AD]

just so that you won't be lonely or nervous, you can rope your gym buddy in too. give the old bitch a 2on1. you will feel safer too, in case the old bitch pulls a fast one and cries rape on you if you go alone.

[Gaspari1255]

I've fvcked like three cougars. They just want some cock. Be careful though because some are clingy- use cougarlife.com - it's a legit site and you'll meet a ton of older hewas in your area. Face it, if they're not married, they know they're fvcking useless and need a self esteem boost by hooking up with a younger whose in good shape.

Here's a funny story:

About 5 months ago, I met this blonde cougar through cougarlife.com- we never met in person because she got really really clingy. She would text me paragraphs upon paragraphs, write me poetry, explain to me how her intuition brought me to her and we were going to live happy forever, mind you- we didn't even meet in person yet.

I tried three times to politely cut it off with her because she scared the shit out of me. So after a while of her just not giving up, I fvcking had it at this point and stopped answering her calls, emails, and text's...

Last month, this car flies into the parking lot of the strip club I was working at, and asked for me. I went over to the car and this smoking hot older blonde popped out- she explained to me how she was Cindy from Cougar Life and that she HAD to meet me. (I never told her where the strip club was, she stalked my facebook and mapquessted the place). Well, Cindy brought bronzer a whole home made lasanga, a whole tiramisu cake, three hand written letters, and a flower.

Meanwhile, when she is giving me all this shit outside, all of the other bouncers, dancers, and the bartender that I was fvcking we're witnessing all this. So the bartender I was seeing asked wtf was going on when Cindy peeeled out of the parking lot. I explained to her how it was my aunt who was locked up for a really long time, and that I haven't seen her forever. I told her that she raised me for a few years when I was younger and that lasanga and tiramisu were always my favorites - and that it was a tradition to make each dish every Sunday.

She totally bought the whole thing because she's an airhead, but every other bouncer knows the real story, and it's like the biggest joke at the club now.

I hear shit like "Is Aunt Cindy stopping by tonight" every fvcking night at work.

[doxmaster]

I've fvcked like three cougars. They just want some cock. Be careful though because some are clingy- use cougarlife.com - it's a legit site and you'll meet a ton of older hewas in your area. Face it, if they're not married, they know they're fvcking useless and need a self esteem boost by hooking up with a younger whose in good shape.

Here's a funny story:

About 5 months ago, I met this blonde cougar through cougarlife.com- we never met in person because she got really really clingy. She would text me paragraphs upon paragraphs, write me poetry, explain to me how her intuition brought me to her and we were going to live happy forever, mind you- we didn't even meet in person yet.

I tried three times to politely cut it off with her because she scared the shit out of me. So after a while of her just not giving up, I fvcking had it at this point and stopped answering her calls, emails, and text's...

Last month, this car flies into the parking lot of the strip club I was working at, and asked for me. I went over to the car and this smoking hot older blonde popped out- she explained to me how she was Cindy from Cougar Life and that she HAD to meet me. (I never told her where the strip club was, she stalked my facebook and mapquessted the place). Well, Cindy brought bronzer a whole home made lasanga, a whole tiramisu cake, three hand written letters, and a flower.

Meanwhile, when she is giving me all this shit outside, all of the other bouncers, dancers, and the bartender that I was fvcking we're witnessing all this. So the bartender I was seeing asked wtf was going on when Cindy peeeled out of the parking lot. I explained to her how it was my aunt who was locked up for a really long time, and that I haven't seen her forever. I told her that she raised me for a few years when I was younger and that lasanga and tiramisu were always my favorites - and that it was a tradition to make each dish every Sunday.

She totally bought the whole thing because she's an airhead, but every other bouncer knows the real story, and it's like the biggest joke at the club now.

I hear shit like "Is Aunt Cindy stopping by tonight" every fvcking night at work.

lol wow thats both creepy and funny did she ever try to find you again? but no thanks Im not looking for cougars this one found me .

[West Coast Winner]

Bone the bitc*!

I'm 20 and I'd do it... idgf.

I'd get some free clothes personally. Let her dress me up haha.

[Renesis]

lol^

[West Coast Winner]

^^yaa buddy. You know it.

[doxmaster]

I guess will see what tomorrow brings

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so did you repay "aunt cindy's" kindness with your kindness of your own?

[GetItHot]

I explained to her how it was my aunt who was locked up for a really long time, and that I haven't seen her forever. I told her that she raised me for a few years when I was younger and that lasanga and tiramisu were always my favorites - and that it was a tradition to make each dish every Sunday.

She totally bought the whole thing because she's an airhead, but every other bouncer knows the real story, and it's like the biggest joke at the club now.

I hear shit like "Is Aunt Cindy stopping by tonight" every fvcking night at work.

That's classic. Way to think on your toes.

[cherrydrpepper]

Aunt Cindy hahahah instaclassic

[doxmaster]

So I got dropped off at the gym today nothing heavy today just a short chest workout and and some cardio , I blow through my workout in about 40 minutes and work my way upstairs to do my cardio . I notice shes walking the track so I catch up to her and say hi and she immediatly lights up and starts chatting away and a few minutes later shes full on flirting so I compliment her back and shes all happy now and she starts telling mehow her cousin owns one of the fancy restaurants in the area and asks If Im doing anything friday night I say other than working out here till 8 no , I then tell her about my ride situation she says no problem and that she can pick me up and we can go after I work out . I guess I've got date friday folks

[FONZY007]

So I got dropped off at the gym today nothing heavy today just a short chest workout and and some cardio , I blow through my workout in about 40 minutes and work my way upstairs to do my cardio . I notice shes walking the track so I catch up to her and say hi and she immediatly lights up and starts chatting away and a few minutes later shes full on flirting so I compliment her back and shes all happy now and she starts telling mehow her cousin owns one of the fancy resteraunts in the area and asks If Im doing anything friday night I say other than working out here till 8 no , I then tell her about my ride situation she says no problem and that she can pick me up and we can go after I work out . I guess I've got date friday folks

Pound that pvssy, some girls like u all sweaty already...

[BigBosanac]

So I got dropped off at the gym today nothing heavy today just a short chest workout and and some cardio , I blow through my workout in about 40 minutes and work my way upstairs to do my cardio . I notice shes walking the track so I catch up to her and say hi and she immediatly lights up and starts chatting away and a few minutes later shes full on flirting so I compliment her back and shes all happy now and she starts telling mehow her cousin owns one of the fancy resteraunts in the area and asks If Im doing anything friday night I say other than working out here till 8 no , I then tell her about my ride situation she says no problem and that she can pick me up and we can go after I work out . I guess I've got date friday folks

haha there ya go! now get a picture

[cherrydrpepper]

I predict this lady does things to you you never forget

I wonder if shes a closet dominatrix with a strap on. If she puts the cuffs on you, try to keep them loose enough you can slip them.

[doxmaster]

I predict this lady does things to you you never forget

I wonder if shes a closet dominatrix with a strap on. If she puts the cuffs on you, try to keep them loose enough you can slip them.

cant it just be a simple dinner date ?

[cherrydrpepper]

cant it just be a simple dinner date ?

Maybe.. maybe..

A little vaseline around the wrists probably not a bad idea though.

[doxmaster]

Maybe.. maybe..

A little vaseline around the wrists probably not a bad idea though.

lol keep that in mind...... but hey free food at a fancy restaurant that I have never been to doesn't sound so bad

[canadian-bacon]

Run if she offers to toss your salad.

[doxmaster]

you guys all have very perverted thoughts my guess shes just and older woman whos seeking some company but then again I have no clue guess will find out .

[spywizard]

our baby is growing up so fast

[canadian-bacon]

you guys all have very perverted thoughts my guess shes just and older woman whos seeking some company but then again I have no clue guess will find out .

The only thing she is seeking is c@ck.

[FONZY007]

you guys all have very perverted thoughts my guess shes just and older woman whos seeking some company but then again I have no clue guess will find out .

Question is, if she wants cock will you give it to her?

[Simon1972]

ok advice time young man. you better prepare for a good night- tell your folks you are having a slumber party with the boys, buy some condoms in case the cougar has clamydia or another penis eating diesese, trim your ass hairs in case she pulls a strap on out of the bottom drawer (you dont want long hair being tugged whilst doing the "brokeback mountain")...ask yourself- is she definitely a woman, some young tranny men look like older women- buy some vaseline in case either way.


take a picture of her ( preferably naked and post here) and text her address to a freind in case she ice picks you to death- ohh- that reminds me - dont let her tie you up.

p.s wear a helmet in bed- it may spare your life in case she does ice pick you

[doxmaster]

jeez you guys think I'm easy and give out on the first date XD

[canadian-bacon]

Virgin?

[doxmaster]

Virgin?

nope but every other ones been a hooker

[canadian-bacon]

nope but every other ones been a hooker

Lol. What?

[Simon1972]

Lol. What?

i think he means he hasnt ever had a girlfreind he never paid for

[doxmaster]

^ basically

[Gaspari1255]

nope but every other ones been a hooker

Do more juice - muscles increase your ***** portfolio 10 fold..

[gearbox]

wow. whats so crazy about this is how naive you are about the situation. It is probably what makes her so heated every time she sees you.
1. She may want company yes.
2. With out a doubt she wants your cock.

I totally agree with cherry, you are so going to learn a few things...

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i think he means he hasnt ever had a girlfreind he never paid for

if you do this right, it might even be the first time that you get paid doing it!

[Renesis]

Stick it in her dirty hole!

[kronik420]

I love Cougars ... especially the rich hot ones :P