I want to start a thread about capebuffalo, mrs.misery13, and muscle ink...

[Capebuffalo]

12lbs, what you gonna do with all of it.

Sweet sweet love making.

11 lbs not enough

13 lbs too much.

Get er done boy

[Dpyle]

12lbs, what you gonna do with all of it.

Genetics be damned I will grow!!

[AXx]

Sweet sweet love making.

11 lbs not enough

13 lbs too much.

Get er done boy

lol

Genetics be damned I will grow!!

I hear ya brother

[AXx]

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Kinda hard to tell, i mean it aint that bad.

Cape, you ignored this post.

I know you got something smart to say.

Come on letS hear it

[Dpyle]

I hear ya brother

But 3500 clean cals are a bit difficult to put down some days.

[MuscleInk]

But 3500 clean cals are a bit difficult to put down some days.

True dat...try 4000+. lol

[AXx]

Anybody ever wondered why the keyboard on a computer is layed out the way it is?

Sorry im bored!!!

Anyone?

[AXx]

Hey Ink???

IM a senior member now too

We are both old now

[MuscleInk]

Hey Ink???

IM a senior member now too

We are both old now

I think it's Cape fvcking with us.

Welcome to the club "old buddy"......I think.

[MuscleInk]

Cape, you ignored this post.

I know you got something smart to say.

Come on letS hear it

He didn't ignore it. He just forgot. It's that Alzheimer's thing. Go easy on him....he wanders and gets lost a lot.

[Dpyle]

True dat...try 4000+. lol

I feel it's way more than I should have to eat to put on weight at my current size but when I changed jobs I went up to 2800-3000 and lost 3-4 lbs. So who knows. 4k might be next.

[MuscleInk]

I feel it's way more than I should have to eat to put on weight at my current size but when I changed jobs I went up to 2800-3000 and lost 3-4 lbs. So who knows. 4k might be next.

It's a struggle some days. I have eaten as much as 8 or 9 times a day and looked at my log at the end of the day to come up at 4000 cals when I was sure I went WAY past it.

[Dpyle]

It's a struggle some days. I have eaten as much as 8 or 9 times a day and looked at my log at the end of the day to come up at 4000 cals when I was sure I went WAY past it.

That's why I have to just set my diet and eat the same thing everyday for the most part. That way I know if I finish all my food then I have all my cals for the day.

[MuscleInk]

That's why I have to just set my diet and eat the same thing everyday for the most part. That way I know if I finish all my food then I have all my cals for the day.

I do that too. The variance comes in from the amount (i.e. onces). I weigh all my food and the differences in weight from day to day cause some minor changes.

[gearbox]

I do that too. The variance comes in from the amount (i.e. onces). I weigh all my food and the differences in weight from day to day cause some minor changes.

You are crazy addicted!!! Not sure what's worse your asian fetish or your diet weighing etc..

[austinite]

You are crazy addicted!!! Not sure what's worse your asian fetish or your diet weighing etc..

He is. I saw him use an oral syringe to extract .00004 ML from a glass of water.

[MuscleInk]

You are crazy addicted!!! Not sure what's worse your asian fetish or your diet weighing etc..

Actually.....I have my Asian girl weighing my food. It's two fetishes in one!!!!!!! lol

[MuscleInk]

He is. I saw him use an oral syringe to extract .00004 ML from a glass of water.

Yes of course. Need to measure that water intake too you know!!!!!!!!

[Dpyle]

I do that too. The variance comes in from the amount (i.e. onces). I weigh all my food and the differences in weight from day to day cause some minor changes.

Gotcha. I just started this new diet last week so the 3500 should get easier and easier in the coming days. Just gotta get the stomach stretched out to accommodate the volume.

[Capebuffalo]

True dat...try 4000+. lol

I am. Bloated goat tattooed across shoulders today

[Capebuffalo]

He didn't ignore it. He just forgot. It's that Alzheimer's thing. Go easy on him....he wanders and gets lost a lot.

I'm eating don't have time to respond to everything anymore.

[MuscleInk]

I'm eating don't have time to respond to everything anymore.

Inability to multitask. Hmmmm, usually a symptom of frontotemporal dementia.

[Capebuffalo]

Let's say 10% increase each week. 12 weeks. 120%. 8080 cals a week by contest end. Sound right to everyone?

[Dpyle]

Let's say 10% increase each week. 12 weeks. 120%. 8008 cals a week by contest end. Sound right to everyone?

Read that again cape. That would be 1001 cal per day for a 7 day week. You must gain really easy then.

[austinite]

Let's say 10% increase each week. 12 weeks. 120%. 8080 cals a week by contest end. Sound right to everyone?

Yes, but we want to see this on Video.

[AXx]

Inability to multitask. Hmmmm, usually a symptom of frontotemporal dementia.

Yes this is common in the buffalo, that's why they just stand around in one spot

[AXx]

Let's say 10% increase each week. 12 weeks. 120%. 8080 cals a week by contest end. Sound right to everyone?

Yes sir that's a $hit ton of food.

To answer your question, NOPE.

That's doesn't sound right.

[Capebuffalo]

Let's say 10% increase each week. 12 weeks. 120%. 8080 cals a week by contest end. Sound right to everyone?

I meant 8080 a day not a week. That's what I must accomplish.

[AXx]

I meant 8080 a day not a week. That's what I must accomplish.

Break this down for me

Are you going to eat a whole cow?

I think you may be a little bloated???

[Capebuffalo]

Week 1. 4000
2. 4400
3. 4840
4. 5324
5. 5856
6. 6441
7. 7085
8 7793
9. 8572 cal

That's adding 10% each week. I'm in. Let's do this

[AXx]

Week 1. 4000
2. 4400
3. 4840
4. 5324
5. 5856
6. 6441
7. 7085
8 7793
9. 8572 cal

That's adding 10% each week. I'm in. Let's do this

Ur insane. I want videos of this.

[gearbox]

I don't see how that's possible to add that many calories with a lot of fat..

[austinite]

4 cups of Lard will get you to 8000 calories.

[frank13]

so what happened to the dan thread it got deleted ? if so why

[gearbox]

[QUOTE=frank13;6133347]so what happened to the dan thread it got deleted ? if so why[/QUOT

you dont see the thread. Oh, the thread got moved to a special place that only cool people have access to

[MuscleInk]

Sandy Vagina, that's funny $hit

Gix you mind I use that

Do I have to pay you royalties???

Just give him your "shirt eaters" lol

[MuscleInk]

Dont know why. But neither was I. Just question does alcohol raise estrogen? I think it does. .

Bring your asses to SD and we'll roll to Vegas and do this $hit right!!!!

[MuscleInk]

This Cape guys seems to say a lot

His lips are always flap flap flapping.

[MuscleInk]

Let's say 10% increase each week. 12 weeks. 120%. 8080 cals a week by contest end. Sound right to everyone?

8000 cals a week? I eat that in two days you amature.

[MuscleInk]

Yes this is common in the buffalo, that's why they just stand around in one spot

Explains why there aren't many left!