I want to start a thread about capebuffalo, mrs.misery13, and muscle ink...

[AXx]

AXx is the bigger whore

I'm a good little whore tho

[Capebuffalo]

I wanna see a video

Just tried dropped the phone.
Hit the weight.

[lovbyts]

how many coffees so far on this shift?

I have had 2 tonight. Usually I dont have any though. I use to drink 4 or 5 a night but the last year I have cut out almost all coffee except once every couple of weeks.

[AXx]

Come on cape!!!

Morning 1063cal shake down

Coffee on the way

[Capebuffalo]

Come on cape!!!

Morning 1063cal shake down

Coffee on the way

Finished legs and 2 nd meal waiting on you

As usual

[AXx]

Finished legs and 2 nd meal waiting on you

As usual

Lol well your an hr ahead of me so blah

Did you do 405 ass to grass

How do you find that much weight in the cave you live in??

[Capebuffalo]

Lol well your an hr ahead of me so blah

Did you do 405 ass to grass

How do you find that much weight in the cave you live in??

When your mom woke up she told me
Where to find it

[AXx]

When your mom woke up she told me
Where to find it

Look let's get off moms ok, I just got off yours.

[Capebuffalo]

Look let's get off moms ok, I just got off yours.

Thats funny your mom just pulled me back on top of her.

I'll have her call you when we're done. Don't wait up.

[AXx]

Thats funny your mom just pulled me back on top of her.

I'll have her call you when we're done. Don't wait up.

I won't have time to sleep, minuteman!!!

I can't let your mom on top she suffocates me, damn that's rough.

[Capebuffalo]

Your mom gave me a pic of the day you were conceived



I think you have your dads chest

[AXx]

Your mom gave me a pic of the day you were conceived

<img src="http://forums.steroid .com/attachment.php?attachmentid=126954"/>

I think you have your dads chest

Lmao they look so into it.

That's a shame. I really do have my dads chest.

[Capebuffalo]

There is no denying the family resemblance.

[AXx]

There is no denying the family resemblance.

Shut up oldie

[jasc]

Shut up oldie

Take it as a compliment

Hippos are badass

coulda been worse..

he coulda called you a capebuffalo

[Lunk1]

bro you just overtaken me...

Don't worry AD...they will never turn me red.

Apparently having only female orgasm and ejacualtion advise is not taken into consideration,

I knew I should have concentrated more and screwed less.

[Capebuffalo]

Or Is It?


10. "Twins are very rare — the only recorded twin birth where both calves survived occurred at Hunt Africa."
9. "White calves are also very rare — one has been born on Hunt Africa."
8. "Buffalo are reported to kill more hunters in Africa than any other animal. They are known to ambush hunters that have wounded or injured them."
7. "Buffalo are capable swimmers and often cross deep water in search of better grazing."
6. "The hide on a bull buffalo's neck is as thick as 2 inches in places, which protects it during battles with other bulls for dominance."
5. "Buffalo have smooth tongues — the old lore that their tongues can lick the skin off a man is nonsense."
4. "The adage an elephant never forgets would be matched by a buffalo never forgives. They have been known to attack people that have harmed them even years after the event."
3. "A buffalo has four times the strength of an ox, according to research by Dr. John Conde — he tested their pulling strength. This explains why they are able to tip a motorcar."
2. "Cape buffalo are known to kill lions, and can seek out and kill lion cubs — preventative punishment."
1. "Cape buffalo have exceptional memories. I have often been approached by buffalo that I have not seen for many years, which are tactile and demand affection."

[jasc]

Or Is It?

10. "Twins are very rare -- the only recorded twin birth where both calves survived occurred at Hunt Africa."
9. "White calves are also very rare -- one has been born on Hunt Africa."
8. "Buffalo are reported to kill more hunters in Africa than any other animal. They are known to ambush hunters that have wounded or injured them."
7. "Buffalo are capable swimmers and often cross deep water in search of better grazing."
6. "The hide on a bull buffalo's neck is as thick as 2 inches in places, which protects it during battles with other bulls for dominance."
5. "Buffalo have smooth tongues -- the old lore that their tongues can lick the skin off a man is nonsense."
4. "The adage an elephant never forgets would be matched by a buffalo never forgives. They have been known to attack people that have harmed them even years after the event."
3. "A buffalo has four times the strength of an ox, according to research by Dr. John Conde -- he tested their pulling strength. This explains why they are able to tip a motorcar."
2. "Cape buffalo are known to kill lions, and can seek out and kill lion cubs -- preventative punishment."
1. "Cape buffalo have exceptional memories. I have often been approached by buffalo that I have not seen for many years, which are tactile and demand affection."

pretty impressive facts really

[Capebuffalo]

Just some more FYI:

Also known as Black Death, the Cape Buffalo can be extremely dangerous, and is said to have killed more big game hunters than any other animal in Africa. An impressive creature, males can reach heights of 6ft and weigh a hefty 1, 750 lbs. A record-sized savannah-type male actually weighed 2,200 lb!

Cape Buffalo is most aggressive when it has been wounded, or, if one of the calves from the herd is under attack. Since the average shooting distance on a Cape buffalo is between 20 and 60 yards, be prepared to run like hell if your shot doesn’t bring it down.

An angry buffalo will circle and stalk its prey, waiting for the perfect moment to tear apart its opponent with its massive, thick horns. Cape Buffalo are also known to engage in mobbing behavior when fighting off predators.

Now, think about an angry mob of Cape Buffaloes charging at you at speeds of up to 35 mph. When you’re this scary, they call you Black Death.

OH YEAH I KILLED ONE IN MOZAMBIQUE

[jasc]

Just some more FYI:

Also known as Black Death, the Cape Buffalo can be extremely dangerous, and is said to have killed more big game hunters than any other animal in Africa. An impressive creature, males can reach heights of 6ft and weigh a hefty 1, 750 lbs. A record-sized savannah-type male actually weighed 2,200 lb!

Cape Buffalo is most aggressive when it has been wounded, or, if one of the calves from the herd is under attack. Since the average shooting distance on a Cape buffalo is between 20 and 60 yards, be prepared to run like hell if your shot doesn't bring it down.

An angry buffalo will circle and stalk its prey, waiting for the perfect moment to tear apart its opponent with its massive, thick horns. Cape Buffalo are also known to engage in mobbing behavior when fighting off predators.

Now, think about an angry mob of Cape Buffaloes charging at you at speeds of up to 35 mph. When you're this scary, they call you Black Death.

OH YEAH I KILLED ONE IN MOZAMBIQUE

*note to self: don't fvck with a cape buffalo

may I suggest a title change?

"Black Death"

[AXx]

Just some more FYI:

Also known as Black Death, the Cape Buffalo can be extremely dangerous, and is said to have killed more big game hunters than any other animal in Africa. An impressive creature, males can reach heights of 6ft and weigh a hefty 1, 750 lbs. A record-sized savannah-type male actually weighed 2,200 lb!

Cape Buffalo is most aggressive when it has been wounded, or, if one of the calves from the herd is under attack. Since the average shooting distance on a Cape buffalo is between 20 and 60 yards, be prepared to run like hell if your shot doesn't bring it down.

An angry buffalo will circle and stalk its prey, waiting for the perfect moment to tear apart its opponent with its massive, thick horns. Cape Buffalo are also known to engage in mobbing behavior when fighting off predators.

Now, think about an angry mob of Cape Buffaloes charging at you at speeds of up to 35 mph. When you're this scary, they call you Black Death.

OH YEAH I KILLED ONE IN MOZAMBIQUE

I'll stick with being a hippo like you mom

[Capebuffalo]

I'll stick with being a hippo like you mom

If you get someone to read the words under the picture. They will tell you the hippos are YOUR parents.
Anybody in Tennessee read? Maybe you can find someone passing through.

[austinite]

428 @ 4.9% bf.

[Capebuffalo]

428 @ 4.9% bf.

Ares101 is that you?

[DanB]

428 @ 4.9% bf.

damn bro, the bird food diet must not be working, that alot of b/f in last couple days

[austinite]

Ares101 is that you?

no. ares is bigger than me.

[Lunk1]

Ares101 is that you?

Is MI MIA for good or what???

[austinite]

damn bro, the bird food diet must not be working, that alot of b/f in last couple days

I know I've hit a plateau. I think I will just eat flour dough straight up!

[austinite]

Is MI MIA for good or what???

say it aint so!

[Capebuffalo]

I know I've hit a plateau. I think I will just eat flour dough straight up!

I bet you can't tell us what a complete carb is though. Wonder bread is eaten by all the top pros.

[Hunter]

Nice facts cape.

[Capebuffalo]

Is MI MIA for good or what???

Who f ing knows.

[Capebuffalo]

Nice facts cape.

Hey buddy how you and your sister holding up?

I watched Boddington on Buffalo 100 times before I went.

[Hunter]

Hey buddy how you and your sister holding up?

I watched Boddington on Buffalo 100 times before I went.

Everyone is sleeping right now later tonight everyone is coming over which will be nice.

[austinite]

I bet you can't tell us what a complete carb is though. Wonder bread is eaten by all the top pros.

lol. Did they delete the thread? I tried to copy your previous definition.

[DanB]

say it aint so!

i think so

[AXx]

i think so

I think Dan is right. Hadn't seen either one of em

[DanB]

I bet you can't tell us what a complete carb is though. Wonder bread is eaten by all the top pros.

have you tried my new range of magic bread?

[DanB]

lol. Did they delete the thread? I tried to copy your previous definition.

yup it gone, i prob went a lil far but i was sat in the car and was bored so what ya gona do?haha

[austinite]

I feel weak. lost a lot of blood. sleepy...........