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**kelkel** · 03-27-2018, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by DocToxin8

Hey hey motherfuckers!
Good to see familiar names and hope you’re all well and happy!

Well damn! Great to see you're still alive and kicking, or parrying as it seems to fit better now.....
Don't be a stranger.

**GirlyGymRat** · 03-27-2018, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

Great for a first timer. Punta Cana may be next on the list.

❤️❤️❤️Dominican Republic ❤️❤️❤️

**KINGKONG** · 03-27-2018, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

You know it... Thanks. Got the microwave churning out some reheated barbeque atm.

Eating won't be an issue this go around as slin keeps me starving if ai adjust it right. Glad you are amongst us

Good to hear it..as it warms up get out and use that grill it’s a lifesaver for me as I can’t stand baked chicken anymore..

**Obs** · 03-27-2018, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by KINGKONG

Good to hear it..as it warms up get out and use that grill it’s a lifesaver for me as I can’t stand baked chicken anymore..

I quit chicken.
I can't do it anymore. I ate chicken twice a day for a year. Have moved to lean chuck, steak, etc...

One bite of oven baked chicken makes me gag.

**charger69** · 03-27-2018, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

I quit chicken.
I can't do it anymore. I ate chicken twice a day for a year. Have moved to lean chuck, steak, etc...

One bite of oven baked chicken makes me gag.

Wimp! I have been eating chicken so long, I have feathers coming out my arse.

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**KINGKONG** · 03-27-2018, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

I quit chicken.
I can't do it anymore. I ate chicken twice a day for a year. Have moved to lean chuck, steak, etc...

One bite of oven baked chicken makes me gag.

That’s were Iam at..I try to limit it to once a day..eating a lot of salmon,turkey,lean ground beef and eggs right now talapia and chicken have been staples for so long they both make me sick by the smell..I’ll tell you this about fish, I can eat a lot more of it and Iam still hungry a few hours later and it seems to digest well but Iam not a big fan..

**Obs** · 03-27-2018, 08:56 PM

My 11 year old son just cut his hand so damn bad it was spurting blood. He poked a throwing knife straight into a vein. Gf was gagging and his eyes kept rolling back in his head. Had to keep him from going down twice while I was holding him up keeping pressure on it.

It was a small stab but damn that boy drove the knife into his hand!

He came up the stairs with the hand clasped to his stomach and blood pouring out. I thought he had been stabbed in the stomach. Woooowww!

He is all good now.
Kids are something else.

**charger69** · 03-27-2018, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

My 11 year old son just cut his hand so damn bad it was spurting blood. He poked a throwing knife straight into a vein. Gf was gagging and his eyes kept rolling back in his head. Had to keep him from going down twice while I was holding him up keeping pressure on it.

It was a small stab but damn that boy drove the knife into his hand!

He came up the stairs with the hand clasped to his stomach and blood pouring out. I thought he had been stabbed in the stomach. Woooowww!

He is all good now.
Kids are something else.

What do you expect? He’s a little Obs!

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**Obs** · 03-27-2018, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by charger69

What do you expect? He’s a little Obs!

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Hell...
I wouldn't have passed out and I would have hid it from my parents so they didn't take my knife lol!

Well shit... Maybe you are right.
I be damned if that boy is gonna be slamming his first beers next year behind my back!

**DocToxin8** · 03-28-2018, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by Obs

Hell...
I wouldn't have passed out and I would have hid it from my parents so they didn't take my knife lol!

Well shit... Maybe you are right.
I be damned if that boy is gonna be slamming his first beers next year behind my back!

Hehe, don’t be so hard on him man.
I remember some of the first times i really cut myself as a kid, and it doesnt take much to pass out or nearly pass out as a kid. Hell, I think that if it weren’t for those instances of learning I would have passed out as an adult probably.
(Like when I got a cut on the inside of the thigh, you know, that’s a place you don’t like to get cut, and it was squirting fast enough to be a problem, but old wisdom had taught me to just grab the nearest cloth (which was a curtain), place it, roll duct tape around it, then cut off the cloth i didn’t use, and I did all that in less than 30secs probably.)
But it only takes a couple of times a you get quite immune to that.
The first time i remember I was about to pass out it wasn’t that bad really, just cut of the tip of my finger. By tip I just mean the tip after the nail, so it kinda looked like I had cut of my finger, but in reality it was just the skin of the tip.
On my way to the sink, all the while trying to not spill blood on the floor I suddenly felt the legs just give way, and blood pressure just went down.

Good hes alright now. Could have been worse!

And next time he probably won’t pass out, it’s about conditioning.
So in that sense it was all well and good really!

**guitarzan** · 03-28-2018, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by KINGKONG

That’s were Iam at..I try to limit it to once a day..eating a lot of salmon,turkey,lean ground beef and eggs right now talapia and chicken have been staples for so long they both make me sick by the smell..I’ll tell you this about fish, I can eat a lot more of it and Iam still hungry a few hours later and it seems to digest well but Iam not a big fan..

Don't forget pork, it's the other white meat...lol

**Obs** · 03-28-2018, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by DocToxin8

Hehe, don’t be so hard on him man.
I remember some of the first times i really cut myself as a kid, and it doesnt take much to pass out or nearly pass out as a kid. Hell, I think that if it weren’t for those instances of learning I would have passed out as an adult probably.
(Like when I got a cut on the inside of the thigh, you know, that’s a place you don’t like to get cut, and it was squirting fast enough to be a problem, but old wisdom had taught me to just grab the nearest cloth (which was a curtain), place it, roll duct tape around it, then cut off the cloth i didn’t use, and I did all that in less than 30secs probably.)
But it only takes a couple of times a you get quite immune to that.
The first time i remember I was about to pass out it wasn’t that bad really, just cut of the tip of my finger. By tip I just mean the tip after the nail, so it kinda looked like I had cut of my finger, but in reality it was just the skin of the tip.
On my way to the sink, all the while trying to not spill blood on the floor I suddenly felt the legs just give way, and blood pressure just went down.

Good hes alright now. Could have been worse!

And next time he probably won’t pass out, it’s about conditioning.
So in that sense it was all well and good really!

I know man. Was only kidding

**ghettoboyd** · 03-28-2018, 06:03 AM

Originally Posted by Obs

My 11 year old son just cut his hand so damn bad it was spurting blood. He poked a throwing knife straight into a vein. Gf was gagging and his eyes kept rolling back in his head. Had to keep him from going down twice while I was holding him up keeping pressure on it.

It was a small stab but damn that boy drove the knife into his hand!

He came up the stairs with the hand clasped to his stomach and blood pouring out. I thought he had been stabbed in the stomach. Woooowww!

He is all good now.
Kids are something else.

so glad I have a girl that would have been to intense of a moment for me but having a boy that's like everyday shit for you I'm sure lol...glad he is ok...

**Obs** · 03-28-2018, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

so glad I have a girl that would have been to intense of a moment for me but having a boy that's like everyday shit for you I'm sure lol...glad he is ok...

My youngest girl is my one weakness. She plays me.
Boys are rough and funny but girls wrap you around their finger.

**Obs** · 03-28-2018, 11:43 AM

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Little guys were tucked away in their nest which I cut out of the top of a pin oak. One died on impact but others seem ok.

Normally I would leave them but trackhoes are coming and its cold and raining. We will see of we can make them live.

Maybe give them a kick start into puberty later on...
If they can hold on someday they will be the most jakked gray squirrels on earth. They will be tag teaming housecats.

**Obs** · 03-28-2018, 12:10 PM

I shall call them "Tren " and "Deca ".
One is full of piss and vinegar, the other seems pretty chill but strong and puffy.

Yeah right...

Kids will have some weird ads name they get stuck with like... "Easterlillycupcake" and "snuggleuptomous"...

God dang why didn't I just have squirrels instead of kids?

**hollowedzeus** · 03-28-2018, 12:19 PM

Squirrels are the shit. Take care of them.

I have hundreds in my garden. Its entertaining watching the squirrels chase the crows and then my dogs chase the squirrels and and the crows.

**Obs** · 03-28-2018, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by hollowedzeus

Squirrels are the shit. Take care of them.

I have hundreds in my garden. Its entertaining watching the squirrels chase the crows and then my dogs chase the squirrels and and the crows.

Will do.
Web says Pedialyte the use puppy milk replacer.
I will fix them up a house with a heat lamp in a hollow log I find.

**KINGKONG** · 03-28-2018, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by guitarzan

Don't forget pork, it's the other white meat...lol

I don’t dig on swine

**ghettoboyd** · 03-28-2018, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by hollowedzeus

Squirrels are the shit. Take care of them.

I have hundreds in my garden. Its entertaining watching the squirrels chase the crows and then my dogs chase the squirrels and and the crows.

the crows in Maine have garnered a taste for squirrels as of late and now hunt them if they can't find one on the highway...these crows are the size of chickens it's almost scary...

**charger69** · 03-28-2018, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

the crows in Maine have garnered a taste for squirrels as of late and now hunt them if they can't find one on the highway...these crows are the size of chickens it's almost scary...

Someone must be sharing their stash with the crows.

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**DocToxin8** · 03-28-2018, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

Will do.
Web says Pedialyte the use puppy milk replacer.
I will fix them up a house with a heat lamp in a hollow log I find.

If they are mature you can give em a tiny amount of Dbol to heal quicker, but i really wouldn’t if I were you.
All ethical shit aside, I lived with some friends in a house many years ago and we had all sorts of animals. From red bellied piranhas, scorpions and snakes, to mouse, rats and dogs.
(Yeah the dogs loved killing those mice, god damn they were quick about it too)
Ok, we were young and did stupid shit.
So this is not something I would do now, but it’s a funny story I think.

So we were thinking of getting more rats to feed the snakes, and once you got two you quickly get more.
Anyways, due to... stupidity I guess,
we thought it a good idea to give the young rats Dbol.
Since the tabs contained some sugars (lactose prob.) the rats loved em.

Anyway, I don’t know if you know this, but when normal mice and rats develop into teenagers they get very large hind legs compared to the rest of the body. And they can jump very far actually. Kinda like frogs.

So what happened?
Well they matured and grew on that Dbol all right.
They got dense and muscular, but lengthwise they kinda stopped actually, probably being a little shorter on average than their parents.
But they made up for that with increased muscle mass,
AND attitude!
They got mean as hell!
You wouldn’t want to stick your fingers near those rats I tell you.
These weren’t really that tame either,
so they were half wild so to speak, and with their attitude they got more wild, as no one dared to touch me anymore.

We didn’t dare give em to the snakes either, in fear that they would seriously harm the snake before they got killed.

So that kinda backfired big.
Ended up releasing them in a neighboring house. Just because we were such good guys.

I know you’re joking man, but if you ever give a squirrel Tren id like to see photos, videos and description of behavior. It does take some time.
And tren can be given orally.
Don’t inject the poor animals.
LOL. I think I overshared some info there.

**Obs** · 03-28-2018, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by DocToxin8

If they are mature you can give em a tiny amount of Dbol to heal quicker, but i really wouldn’t if I were you.
All ethical shit aside, I lived with some friends in a house many years ago and we had all sorts of animals. From red bellied piranhas, scorpions and snakes, to mouse, rats and dogs.
(Yeah the dogs loved killing those mice, god damn they were quick about it too)
Ok, we were young and did stupid shit.
So this is not something I would do now, but it’s a funny story I think.

So we were thinking of getting more rats to feed the snakes, and once you got two you quickly get more.
Anyways, due to... stupidity I guess,
we thought it a good idea to give the young rats Dbol.
Since the tabs contained some sugars (lactose prob.) the rats loved em.

Anyway, I don’t know if you know this, but when normal mice and rats develop into teenagers they get very large hind legs compared to the rest of the body. And they can jump very far actually. Kinda like frogs.

So what happened?
Well they matured and grew on that Dbol all right.
They got dense and muscular, but lengthwise they kinda stopped actually, probably being a little shorter on average than their parents.
But they made up for that with increased muscle mass,
AND attitude!
They got mean as hell!
You wouldn’t want to stick your fingers near those rats I tell you.
These weren’t really that tame either,
so they were half wild so to speak, and with their attitude they got more wild, as no one dared to touch me anymore.

We didn’t dare give em to the snakes either, in fear that they would seriously harm the snake before they got killed.

So that kinda backfired big.
Ended up releasing them in a neighboring house. Just because we were such good guys.

I know you’re joking man, but if you ever give a squirrel Tren id like to see photos, videos and description of behavior. It does take some time.
And tren can be given orally.
Don’t inject the poor animals.
LOL. I think I overshared some info there.

I might be able to offset the aggression with Xanax...
Lol
The only animal I ever administered was a red nose pit. The pit would literally eat cats and kill any other animal in sight but loved people.

We used to take him armadillo hunting because armadillo are dumb as he'll, they only burrow about three feet and make no second exit.

We would take a shovel and help him dig. Once he got it out he would crunch them like a beetle.

That was on test cyp. The dog was a beautiful animal. He had amazing definition.

I probably won't be juicing the squirrels...
Unless I can doit behind the gf's back...

That rat story is freaking hilarious!

**EDCG19** · 03-28-2018, 08:05 PM

"gear" type forums die off quite often

I've found dozens and dozens of them with last posts from the mid 2000s ...
Its the way things go, the ones who remain hold the community together

**almostgone** · 03-28-2018, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

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Few here know what this forum used to be. You posted and it was buried.

True, but traffic was always high volume around Thanksgiving.

**KINGKONG** · 03-29-2018, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by DocToxin8

If they are mature you can give em a tiny amount of Dbol to heal quicker, but i really wouldn’t if I were you.
All ethical shit aside, I lived with some friends in a house many years ago and we had all sorts of animals. From red bellied piranhas, scorpions and snakes, to mouse, rats and dogs.
(Yeah the dogs loved killing those mice, god damn they were quick about it too)
Ok, we were young and did stupid shit.
So this is not something I would do now, but it’s a funny story I think.

So we were thinking of getting more rats to feed the snakes, and once you got two you quickly get more.
Anyways, due to... stupidity I guess,
we thought it a good idea to give the young rats Dbol.
Since the tabs contained some sugars (lactose prob.) the rats loved em.

Anyway, I don’t know if you know this, but when normal mice and rats develop into teenagers they get very large hind legs compared to the rest of the body. And they can jump very far actually. Kinda like frogs.

So what happened?
Well they matured and grew on that Dbol all right.
They got dense and muscular, but lengthwise they kinda stopped actually, probably being a little shorter on average than their parents.
But they made up for that with increased muscle mass,
AND attitude!
They got mean as hell!
You wouldn’t want to stick your fingers near those rats I tell you.
These weren’t really that tame either,
so they were half wild so to speak, and with their attitude they got more wild, as no one dared to touch me anymore.

We didn’t dare give em to the snakes either, in fear that they would seriously harm the snake before they got killed.

So that kinda backfired big.
Ended up releasing them in a neighboring house. Just because we were such good guys.

I know you’re joking man, but if you ever give a squirrel Tren id like to see photos, videos and description of behavior. It does take some time.
And tren can be given orally.
Don’t inject the poor animals.
LOL. I think I overshared some info there.

Lol I love it!A bunch of geared out rats with super huge backlegs..I never gave any to animals but when I was young we had zero internet almost no resources and my first couple cycles of you wanna call them that were referit-b which is liquid d-bol dirty Mexican d-bol that we put it caps we got from vitamin world and ate all day and night..then came the pink Thais thousands and thousands of cheap pink godsends..so remember kids make sure to run test only your first cycle or you’ll end up like me

**Obs** · 05-19-2018, 10:21 PM

Fuck is everyone?

**Couchlockd** · 05-19-2018, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

My 11 year old son just cut his hand so damn bad it was spurting blood. He poked a throwing knife straight into a vein. Gf was gagging and his eyes kept rolling back in his head. Had to keep him from going down twice while I was holding him up keeping pressure on it.

It was a small stab but damn that boy drove the knife into his hand!

He came up the stairs with the hand clasped to his stomach and blood pouring out. I thought he had been stabbed in the stomach. Woooowww!

He is all good now.
Kids are something else.

Funny story regarding a similar situation

Me and my cousin looked at my family own Paint & Hardware Center since we are 15 fast forward I'm 25 he's a little bit younger we get robbed occasionally so I start bringing a big old 45 to work and leave it there in a paint can in the back at night time my cousin gets there earlier than I do everyday

One day I walk in and he is on top of the desk rolling around clenched in the fetal position blood all over the fucking place. I immediately think he found the gun I had in the paint can and didn't realize I kept it loaded with One in the Chamber and he shot himself in the stomach what are hollow point 45

But upon further examination and after talking to him and see exactly what went on this is what happened

In the screen and window room we use razors to cut the screen access after we fix them well he needed a new razor in the utility knife or blade I should say he opened up a pack and lo and behold they're the skinny slotted ones instead of the circle ones

So he get the bright idea to drill the center slot out into a circle to make it work in the utility knife that he's changing the blade in instead of actually grabbing the proper blades off the shelf

So he pin this utility knife blade down with his thumb gets the drill with the other hand sets it into the hole and lets it rip well that drill caught that blade and created a cartoon Wylie Coyote sucking razor blade on a drill and he's trying to hold this thing down his thumb that thing zip past his thumb and cut the pad of his finger off probably 80 fucking times in less than a second that's all the blood came from it cut his thumb in half like a filet

**Obs** · 05-19-2018, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by m.hornbuckle

Funny story regarding a similar situation

Me and my cousin looked at my family own Paint & Hardware Center since we are 15 fast forward I'm 25 he's a little bit younger we get robbed occasionally so I start bringing a big old 45 to work and leave it there in a paint can in the back at night time my cousin gets there earlier than I do everyday

One day I walk in and he is on top of the desk rolling around clenched in the fetal position blood all over the fucking place. I immediately think he found the gun I had in the paint can and didn't realize I kept it loaded with One in the Chamber and he shot himself in the stomach what are hollow point 45

But upon further examination and after talking to him and see exactly what went on this is what happened

In the screen and window room we use razors to cut the screen access after we fix them well he needed a new razor in the utility knife or blade I should say he opened up a pack and lo and behold they're the skinny slotted ones instead of the circle ones

So he get the bright idea to drill the center slot out into a circle to make it work in the utility knife that he's changing the blade in instead of actually grabbing the proper blades off the shelf

So he pin this utility knife blade down with his thumb gets the drill with the other hand sets it into the hole and lets it rip well that drill caught that blade and created a cartoon Wylie Coyote sucking razor blade on a drill and he's trying to hold this thing down his thumb that thing zip past his thumb and cut the pad of his finger off probably 80 fucking times in less than a second that's all the blood came from it cut his thumb in half like a filet

Lmao! Thats terrible!

**< <Samson> >** · 05-20-2018, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by Obs

Fuck is everyone?

Dead af

I swear I'll have to get a IG one of these days

**Obs** · 05-20-2018, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

Dead af

I swear I'll have to get a IG one of these days

No matter how much some people can irritate me here. I would rather converse with them directly, here, than talk on fb etc.

Facebook is fucking gay dumb shit and everyone needs to delete that shit and get on here.
You get everything you get on fb but there is no dumbass beta males opinion. Well, rarely but still its much better than fb for a guy that lifts

**hollowedzeus** · 05-20-2018, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

No matter how much some people can irritate me here. I would rather converse with them directly, here, than talk on fb etc.

Facebook is fucking gay dumb shit and everyone needs to delete that shit and get on here.
You get everything you get on fb but there is no dumbass beta males opinion. Well, rarely but still its much better than fb for a guy that lifts

I disagree but i respect your opinion

**Obs** · 05-20-2018, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by hollowedzeus

I disagree but i respect your opinion

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Facebook sucks hind tit.
I am gonna be a pro someday and if I documented it on fb no one would understand. They would see a dbag that was self centered and hung up on himself.

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**kelkel** · 05-20-2018, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

They would see a dbag that was self centered and hung up on himself.

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What's your point?

**Obs** · 05-20-2018, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by kelkel

What's your point?

My point is facebook sucks and only other folks with our disease can understand.

**< <Samson> >** · 05-20-2018, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

My point is facebook sucks and only other folks with our disease can understand.

I agree

Only thing positive for fb is maybe for a business or old folks keeping in touch

I'd get an IG, but ehh

**Obs** · 05-20-2018, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

I agree

Only thing positive for fb is maybe for a business or old folks keeping in touch

I'd get an IG, but ehh

I used to run paid ads on there for my business.
Then some scrawny little punk wannabe arborist started following my ads stirring shit.

The facebook type don't realize how small the world is. Yes pussy we will meet someday and you will be filled with regret.

This board and others like it are proof steroids don't make you lose your mind with anger. I get along great with everyone here nearly. We dont have many keyboard tough guys.

I got suspended on facebook frequently because of shit stirrers. They are like asshole drivers. They would never flip you off standing face to face but they feel protected because they are in their vehicle so they feel obligated to cause issue.

These boards are the realest people I have ever seen. There is some damn good men I call my brothers I have met on here. Trustworthy, stand up guys that live by their honor.

I cant think of a single person I met on facebook I can connect with like some guys here.

Something about the kind of person it takes to pound iron and inject steroids to better their bodies/lives, tends to carry some sort of moral code that you don't find anywhere else in the virtual world.

**Obs** · 05-20-2018, 09:23 PM

Funny actually... I think every person that posted in this thread, I enjoy talking to more than most people in my day to day. They are all pretty solid men and carry themselves with dignity and a sense of honor.

There it is... If you have the intestinal fortitude to better yourself the way we do, you are a person of character, and that plays into all aspects of your life.

**< <Samson> >** · 05-21-2018, 06:25 AM

I never met anyone from online who was not worth more than a fvcking nickel

Aside from the current wife - kinda, she found me on MySpace when that shit was still cool.

Now these online losers just live - on line. . . Even the other juice boards are overrun by these keyboard warriors - I don't even have time for this bull shit any more. Real life around me is way more important than to carry on shit talking to some weirdo half a country away, who wouldn't even look at me directly if I were to b in front of them.

Life is just too short for this online fakery

But, when I was going through issues in my real life - the fake ass online community was there with open arms - just making things worse.

Fvck all that - I have real life shit to deal with

**Obs** · 05-21-2018, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by < <Samson> >

I never met anyone from online who was not worth more than a fvcking nickel

Aside from the current wife - kinda, she found me on MySpace when that shit was still cool.

Now these online losers just live - on line. . . Even the other juice boards are overrun by these keyboard warriors - I don't even have time for this bull shit any more. Real life around me is way more important than to carry on shit talking to some weirdo half a country away, who wouldn't even look at me directly if I were to b in front of them.

Life is just too short for this online fakery

But, when I was going through issues in my real life - the fake ass online community was there with open arms - just making things worse.

Fvck all that - I have real life shit to deal with

You havent met the right ones.
There are some very solid individuals here and on another board I frequent.
When you a SOL waiting on an order and someone gives you a vial of test it means the world sometimes.

The other board really doesn't have fakes that last any time. Traffic is high so they just boot them. Keyboard warriors dont last any time. I have actually met one guy on this board I trust more than most of my family.