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09-30-2005, 11:52 AM #241Originally Posted by Justin Sane
I'm glad you're located in the "Mind of Justin" and not my gym.
But there is one guy, who gym regulars just know not to cross paths with. If you have the unfortunate experience of getting caught in his jetstream, you won’t ever let it happen again.
We treat him like Typhoid Mary, and I can’t possibly fathom the combination of products used to create such a poignantly odoriferous olfactory assault. I’ve seen women faint, gym plants close up and people literally drop weights when he walks by.
I’m telling you he has to be putting away 5gms of protein per lb of bodyweight, with absolutely no fiber or roughage whatsoever. It couldn’t be mistaken for body odor (not even from the Sienfield episode) because it’s so pungent newbies usually think he sharted. You might not believe this but I was on the lower back extension, and he was about 20 feet away on the apparatus that resembles the donkey kick exercise with weights, when a large fly landed on his back then proceeded to fall off, tumble to the floor, and slowly die right before my eyes.
M.
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09-30-2005, 12:21 PM #242
Some dude who hangs out by the water fountain and ladies washroom exit. What a LOSER!!!
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09-30-2005, 07:42 PM #243Banned
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Originally Posted by Vegas67
That`s the fucking funniest thing I`ve heard all week!! You can`t really go all mental on his ass either, he`s so old he`s probably demented and doesn`t know any better.
I have another story here....
I was doing some bicep curls, can`t remember what size dumbells I used as this was a pretty long time ago, I was probably 18 or 19.
Well, this guy that I`ve talked with a couple of times approaces me and starts talking about some workout stuff. He asked me how much weight I was curling and I answered him.
He then asked me "so, how much do you do for a 1 RM".
Yup, there`s a lot of bicep curl 1 rep maxing going on out there Actually the way some guys do their curls sure make it seem like a 1RM, but that`s mostly accidental
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09-30-2005, 07:46 PM #244
i took a good long look in the mirror today at the gym
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09-30-2005, 08:32 PM #245New Member
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1.Standing 2" in front of dumbell rack while working out
2.Not bringing a towel and sweating all over everything
3.Naked fags just hanging out in the locker room for no reason
4.tying up 2 benches and 2 machines simultaniously for 1 set
5.All the LOUD " look at me" people who think the whole gym gives a shit what they did that weekend and how much $ they spent on everything they own.
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09-30-2005, 10:02 PM #246Member
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This one dude..I call him Mr. Superset. He comes in the gym every other day or so, does the same 5-6 exercises, but supersets his whole f-en workout. So god forbid you need to use the smith machine or the pulley machines that day because you're fukd. I guess in a way it's good because I've started to do more DB exercises instead of using the smith machine when he's there. But in any event, the guy's a bag of douche.
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09-30-2005, 10:26 PM #247Member
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i was at the gym this morning...and this dude walks in...huge hoop earings, all dressed up for the gym...so he comes out to the weight area and me and a few buddies are talking...dude has on the best shorts ever..spandex shorts that barely cover upper thighs...so the dude starts busting out squats screaming going ab out 3 inches down with his feet spead sooo far apart..it was by far the highlight of my week watchn this clown
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09-30-2005, 11:24 PM #248
funniest shite i've ever seen at the gym was about a year ago...i was going through my leg routine...when all of the sudden i hear this commotion over by the tri push downs...there's an old dude and his wife (prob around 70) and some kids around 17...one of the kids has his pants halfway down his ass with his boxers showing and the old dude gets pissed off...he's all like "you're disrespecting my wife punk...PULL UP YOUR PANTS!"...the teen doesn't pull them up...so the old dude takes the pin out of the weights!!!!! The dude is like..."you won't get it back until you pull your pants up" so then the teen is like "f-you man...f-you...you're a f-ing dumbass blah blah blah" so the old guy is like "you can't curse in front of my wife...ill kick your ass you little punk!"...long story short...the teen ends up clocking the dude...the old dude hits his head on the seat of the lat pull down...and the old dude, his wife, and the teens all get kicked out!!! I felt bad for laughing...but i couldn't help it....
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10-01-2005, 12:01 PM #249
we have a shemale in our gym now,he's 6ft 3'',190lbs,long black hair,skin tight cycle shorts with no visible bulge(yes i had to look),5'o'clock shadow,and a great set of silicone tits any woman would be jelous of..trans with his boyfriend.........i kid you not
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10-01-2005, 12:08 PM #250Originally Posted by whollyhuge
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10-01-2005, 12:09 PM #251
The damn "trainers" at my Pure Fitness gym that go from bloated, bigger to skinny then back again. It's either a financial thing or they don't know about PCT?
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10-01-2005, 01:36 PM #252Associate Member
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i saw this one guy..prolly 140-160 pounds... doing DB press with 50 pounds each side... trying to balance himself hard on the bench... then fall off with dumbell still on his hand... funny shit... imagine u fell down when doing DB press..man i would kick my own ass in embarassment..
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10-01-2005, 02:05 PM #253Anabolic Member
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Hehe.. this has to be me.. I was doing squats one day and there was like about 500 lbs on the rack and I finished my sets. Then I started unloading and for some reason I took many plates away from one side first (was hella exhausted after the sets) and the bar got unbalanced and all the weight on the otherside fell.This itself is already really embarassing but what made it worse was that there was some guy under there (he was picking up plates for himself) and the plates fell on him.... He got a lil psyched and looked me kinda funnily after that = )
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10-01-2005, 07:54 PM #254Originally Posted by Seattle Junk
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10-01-2005, 08:03 PM #255
I don't know if you were you all live but i live in a small town only two gyms and I've seen about everything you'll have mentioned it's just people wasting there time and yours but they feel like their really accomplishing something and its phucking hilarious.
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10-02-2005, 11:17 AM #256New Member
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hmm last time i was in the gym i watched to three teenagers the bar intotal was 225 and the kids looked like they could barely push 155 . The two spoters during each rep defintly where doing shrugs from the first rep till eight there traps where buggin out. very dangerous and i told my friend Chris. Who owns the local gold's and he observed them for a full set each then confronted them about how incredibly unsafe it was. So thats the stupid thing i can think off
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10-02-2005, 11:22 AM #257
Women decked out with makeup on sitting on the machines chatting on the phone. This morning I just wanted to push er to the side. What kind of workout is that! geez
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10-02-2005, 11:25 AM #258New Member
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Originally Posted by LAW
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10-03-2005, 09:56 PM #259Originally Posted by Jray1der
HAHAHAHAHAHA OOOH MY GOD! i have seriously got to get some free passes to a local gym.
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10-04-2005, 12:46 AM #260Junior Member
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First time to see this guy at the gym had to be 5'10" weighing 140. his first set of db bench on a ball he was using 105lb db's. funny ass shit when he fell off the ball.
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10-04-2005, 01:29 AM #261
Kinda funny, my gym has been giving out free trial workouts for the past month like most do to drum up buisness. I hit the gym around 8pm for an extra workout and there is this guy in falling apart jeans, a filthy padded lumberjack flannel and an old jets helmet without the faceguard... He was just walking around and then he asked me a question about the smith machine, I was nice and told him what he wanted to know but he kept f*cking bothering me!! I finally refused to take off my earbuds when he came up. I asked the girl at the desk who he was and she told me he was a Bum who sleeps out back by the dumpsters but had gotten the free pass from a newspaper and had been there since 5am when they open!
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10-04-2005, 01:40 AM #262
buck 60s walking around like there 2 plus!
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10-04-2005, 03:41 AM #263Originally Posted by Tedbear981
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10-04-2005, 07:58 AM #264Senior Member
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One of the gyms at which I sometimes work-out seems to have a bit of an homeless guy problem, too. The rates are dirt cheap, and they have free specials all the time.
One feels sorry for these guys, as many of them are obviously mentally deranged, but it's still gross to be undressing or showering right next to stinky street people with Tourette's Syndrome.
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10-04-2005, 09:48 AM #265
Seen this pretty big dude the other day, comes in often. I always see him do chest, back, shoulders and arms. Well he was strutting his sh!t around the gym, but it looked like someone was pushing him as he walked, looked at his legs they were like pool cues compared to the rest of his body dam guy was top heavy. See this crap all the time
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10-04-2005, 12:56 PM #266New Member
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i saw this fool drop 265 lbs straight on his chest while tryin to decline press. it was hilarious, and then he tried to seem like he didnt just completly destroy his sternum.
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10-04-2005, 02:45 PM #267
Mine has to be the skinny dude doing karate moves in the mirror.
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10-04-2005, 04:08 PM #268Junior Member
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Originally Posted by Big Rig
haha ya, i got a guy like that too
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10-04-2005, 04:21 PM #269Junior Member
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Last edited by ouchthathurts; 04-14-2007 at 11:08 AM.
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10-04-2005, 04:48 PM #270
Sorry, I just had to dig this out of the archives and share.
(It is not really a true story)
Originally Posted by Sir Victorian Guy V.C.
Proper Spotting
Caught Injecting!
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10-04-2005, 06:34 PM #271
me trying to get the proper form down for deadlifts
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10-04-2005, 06:41 PM #272Banned
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A few years ago durning my freshman year of college, I was working out in the weight room at the school with my buddy who was the middle linebacker there, he was 5'10", 210 and benched around 510. There was this dude that was always in there that was about 5'7" a buck 80 and had 2 dudes that always came there with him that just stood around and spotted him. My friend got done doing 315 on the decline, this small dude has his friends load 315 back on when we finish, He's yelling and throwing stuff and acting ignorant, he unracks it and I've never seen someone let weight go on their chest that fast, he starts yellin to his dudes frantically, oh hell, get it, get it...I laughed for hours.
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10-04-2005, 06:45 PM #273
I remember a few years ago there was this really big dude (280ish) being trained by this smaller dude (180ish) and while the big guy was doing some dumbbell flys and about to drop the weights from exhaustion, that arrogant prick trainer of his grabs the weights, holds them over his head and yells really LOUD "Who's your master?!" Mr. big squealed like a little pig, "You are!" just before he almost dropped the damn weights right on his head.
The receiver in the relationship obviously.
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10-20-2005, 11:31 AM #274Anabolic Member
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I know this post is old but I had to throw a few in there. I go to MU, pretty big campus alot of pretty boys... so you gotta love it when 3 out of their 4 work outs are based on curls and bench but nonetheless I'm forced to change my routine around theirs because mondays and fridays the gym is slammed with these kids. They come in on a friday around 5 "gotta get a pump before tonight so i fill out my XS abercrombie shirt" then you get the same kids on mondays "man i gotta hit it hard i drank to much this weekend, gotta get back into it" wow..... these guys are winners, tuesday, wednesday, thursday they dont even know what a gym is.
Second, Mizzou's gym is HUGE I think it is supposed to be one of the best in the country but we have TONS of barbells, dumb bells, preacher bars, straight bars, plenty..... and then we have 4 squat racks 2 with platforms. Now the guys that come in there and use the squat rack to do curls with a 45lb bar and a 5 on each side deserve to be hit with the equipment they are using. Seriously dude, you're using 55lbs.......we have 55lb straight bars two feet away.....now get out of the way of my leg day!!! wow
Lastly.. I saw this kid last year I didnt know if i should tell him to stop or just sit their and continue laughing like an idiot. But this kid was maybe 140lbs tall and incredibly skinny. He grabbed the 30lb dumb bells stood straight up and i figured ok MAYBE he's going to do some curls.....no....this kid picks one dumb bell up while the other is at his side, picks it up to his shoulder and attempts a punching movement with the weight in his hand? I looked like he was trying to throw a hard punch but yet he was holding 30lbs inwhich caused his arm to fall to his side when it got 8 inches away from his shoulder......this kid must have gotten his ass beat at a party and was preparing for revenge.... and i wonder what these kids are doing in college.....
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10-20-2005, 12:00 PM #275Junior Member
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there this one skinny fcker 26 maybe 25 long dangly arms to his knees sits on the pec deck across fron the womans inner thigh machine just staring for the whole time theres a chick there, then leaves comes back when another chick is workin it this time he stood up cause someone wanted the dec machine he had a boner the chick said you like tha ah, turned out he was handicaped,,,poor guy
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10-20-2005, 12:04 PM #276Originally Posted by Haro3
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10-20-2005, 12:12 PM #277Associate Member
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Originally Posted by 04hayabusa
i think we work out at the same place...... LOL AMEN BROTHA
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10-20-2005, 12:16 PM #278
[QUOTE=mkv213]What is the stupidest shit you've seen at the gym lately?
my reflection in the mirror
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10-20-2005, 12:25 PM #279Associate Member
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my first powerlifting meet there was a guy walking around wearing tights, a cut off sweat shirt that said "the Danimal" and a matching headband. Who gives themself anickname and then wears a shirt with it on it. He was truly a tool. The best part was he did one lift and hurt himself and opted to strut around the rest of the day.,
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10-20-2005, 12:26 PM #280
watching people do deadlifts, well the 5 or 6 people that actually try to do them. I can't beleive their back is still in one piece
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