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    Wow I gota go get me some creatine....



    I've been thinkin bout goin on creatine to get my abs back and my muscle mass back. I'm 135 lbs i left myself go a long time ago and i wanna get every back again. Does creatine come in powder or pills or capsules? Do i have to work out as im taking it? How fast does creatine work? I heard that in 2 weeks u will take notice of the build of muscle mass and abs. Not to be sick but i heard that in increases penis size a few inches after 4 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by epc512
    how bout you shut the **** up you little bitch
    nice attitude, so did you ever fvck the 14 year old girl? pervert? hmm? didja?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony Roberts
    "hooker's time is over"

    ~said in a staff forum by a former Admin here to a former Mod (who are now both gone/banned here).


    I remember that.

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    yes sirrrrrrr and careful your daughter or sister may be next you little bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by epc512
    yes sirrrrrrr and careful your daughter or sister may be next you little bitch
    haha, I'm real scared of your 18 year old punk ass. I hope you get in trouble for tapping that 14 year old so you end up in the pen, little bitches like you are enjoyed in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    haha, I'm real scared of your 18 year old punk ass. I hope you get in trouble for tapping that 14 year old so you end up in the pen, little bitches like you are enjoyed in there.
    ehh, smurf i dont think that bird it your avy is of age.
    but fvck it.

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    yea maybe ill start buying steroids like you...hope you get your punk ass arrested

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    if im gonna defend myself in the pen i gotta buy that test e ya know kidddddddd

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    Quote Originally Posted by epc512
    yea maybe ill start buying steroids like you...hope you get your punk ass arrested
    go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donniebrasco
    go away.
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by epc512
    yes sirrrrrrr and careful your daughter or sister may be next you little bitch
    YO BIATCH!!!!!!! Watch it, his sister is my girl!!! And no need to be a RAT!!

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    This was not taken from this board, it was on another site that had reviews for pro hormones. This one was written on Prostanzolol. This guy is one of the biggest tards out there.




    Prostanozol Review by ********


    Product: Prostanozol

    Date: Wednesday 16 November, 2005

    Review:


    I enjoyed this product thoroughly. Being a beginner in the body building biz I decided I wanted fast results. I also didnt want to put 100% into it because lets be honest I just needed the quick fix for a hot date in a month. So I figured with anthing that says anabolic on it the more the merrier. So I basically popped them like they were flintstone vitamins. I just filled up my altoid tin and whenever I needed it they were there. I ended up needing a bigger tin cause I would finish them before my lunch break rolled around. Being that I was a construction worker I figured I am basically lifting all day anyways so why not right. But in my opinion this high dosage is not reccommended for anyone who is not a construction worker such as little sissy school teachers, and bank tellers. The professions I do reccommend are lion tamers, jockeys, and male nurses because these are high intensity jobs. In conclusion this shit ripped me up and my date liked my hot bod and I got laid HAHA so if you have a hot date in a month or just want to kill some time hop on the anabolic xtreme train like me GET HUGE FAST ALL ABOARD CHOO CHOO

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    This was not taken from this board, it was on another site that had reviews for pro hormones. This one was written on Prostanzolol. This guy is one of the biggest tards out there.




    Prostanozol Review by ********


    Product: Prostanozol

    Date: Wednesday 16 November, 2005

    Review:


    I enjoyed this product thoroughly. Being a beginner in the body building biz I decided I wanted fast results. I also didnt want to put 100% into it because lets be honest I just needed the quick fix for a hot date in a month. So I figured with anthing that says anabolic on it the more the merrier. So I basically popped them like they were flintstone vitamins. I just filled up my altoid tin and whenever I needed it they were there. I ended up needing a bigger tin cause I would finish them before my lunch break rolled around. Being that I was a construction worker I figured I am basically lifting all day anyways so why not right. But in my opinion this high dosage is not reccommended for anyone who is not a construction worker such as little sissy school teachers, and bank tellers. The professions I do reccommend are lion tamers, jockeys, and male nurses because these are high intensity jobs. In conclusion this shit ripped me up and my date liked my hot bod and I got laid HAHA so if you have a hot date in a month or just want to kill some time hop on the anabolic xtreme train like me GET HUGE FAST ALL ABOARD CHOO CHOO
    oh you make me laugh so hard....

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    just want to kill some time hop on the anabolic xtreme train like me GET HUGE FAST ALL ABOARD CHOO CHOO

    I think this is really called the dumba$$ train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    This was not taken from this board, it was on another site that had reviews for pro hormones. This one was written on Prostanzolol. This guy is one of the biggest tards out there.




    Prostanozol Review by ********


    Product: Prostanozol

    Date: Wednesday 16 November, 2005

    Review:


    I enjoyed this product thoroughly. Being a beginner in the body building biz I decided I wanted fast results. I also didnt want to put 100% into it because lets be honest I just needed the quick fix for a hot date in a month. So I figured with anthing that says anabolic on it the more the merrier. So I basically popped them like they were flintstone vitamins. I just filled up my altoid tin and whenever I needed it they were there. I ended up needing a bigger tin cause I would finish them before my lunch break rolled around. Being that I was a construction worker I figured I am basically lifting all day anyways so why not right. But in my opinion this high dosage is not reccommended for anyone who is not a construction worker such as little sissy school teachers, and bank tellers. The professions I do reccommend are lion tamers, jockeys, and male nurses because these are high intensity jobs. In conclusion this shit ripped me up and my date liked my hot bod and I got laid HAHA so if you have a hot date in a month or just want to kill some time hop on the anabolic xtreme train like me GET HUGE FAST ALL ABOARD CHOO CHOO
    That is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard!!! I wonder how that dude's liver feels????

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhriscerr
    That is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard!!! I wonder how that dude's liver feels????

    Probably hard, inflamed and nonfunctional

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    Should have asked if he kisses his daughter good night, then ask how your ass tastes.

    read SVT's thread about getting owned at work. this shit isn't shameful but its freaking hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhriscerr
    That is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard!!! I wonder how that dude's liver feels????
    You should have seen the responses to that dudes review. He got flamed up and down that board.

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    OMG THE WINNER FOR the 2007 so far

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    I was told to take Nolvadex and HCG when I start PCT. Is that something I can get from GNC and when should i start taking it?

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    ok guys, here it is. I am put to SHAME. I got owned, and i deserved it......

    Some women are just stupid

    POSTED BY DHEW

    Check this out. I was doing some research on the gear, and i ran acrossed this...

    What Every Woman Should Know About Men
    by Alan Alda, printed in Ms. Magazine

    Everyone knows that testosterone , the so-called male hormone, is found in both men and women. What is not so well known, is that men have an overdose.

    Until now it has been thought that the level of testosterone in men is normal simply because they have it. But if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from testosterone poisoning.

    The symptoms are easy to spot. Sufferers are reported to show an early preference (while still in the crib) for geometric shapes. Later, they become obsessed with machinery and objects to the exclusion of human values. They have an intense need to rank everything, and are obsessed with size. [...]


    The rest was cut off, but youve got to be kidding.
    And the killer

    POSTED BY MIZFIT

    bUT THE ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY A MAN - I GUESS YOU MEANT TO SAY MEN R STUPID

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    Someone just posted this in the Anabolic Steroids Questions/Answers forum....

    Quote Originally Posted by kwakisaki
    loosing 1 pound of weight,can it affect loss of strenght? because i have lost 1 pound and some of my reps i can't do? is that possible? thanx

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    I was told to take Nolvadex and HCG when I start PCT. Is that something I can get from GNC and when should i start taking it?
    Faiz now thats a great one omg

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    loosing 1 pound of weight,can it affect loss of strenght? because i have lost 1 pound and some of my reps i can't do? is that possible? thanx
    LOLOL i saw that too, nice post JDM

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR
    Someone just posted this in the Anabolic Steroids Questions/Answers forum....
    And this isnt his first either. The boy has a dominant retard gene that is for sure .

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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
    This was not taken from this board, it was on another site that had reviews for pro hormones. This one was written on Prostanzolol. This guy is one of the biggest tards out there.




    Prostanozol Review by ********


    Product: Prostanozol

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    I enjoyed this product thoroughly. Being a beginner in the body building biz I decided I wanted fast results. I also didnt want to put 100% into it because lets be honest I just needed the quick fix for a hot date in a month. So I figured with anthing that says anabolic on it the more the merrier. So I basically popped them like they were flintstone vitamins. I just filled up my altoid tin and whenever I needed it they were there. I ended up needing a bigger tin cause I would finish them before my lunch break rolled around. Being that I was a construction worker I figured I am basically lifting all day anyways so why not right. But in my opinion this high dosage is not reccommended for anyone who is not a construction worker such as little sissy school teachers, and bank tellers. The professions I do reccommend are lion tamers, jockeys, and male nurses because these are high intensity jobs. In conclusion this shit ripped me up and my date liked my hot bod and I got laid HAHA so if you have a hot date in a month or just want to kill some time hop on the anabolic xtreme train like me GET HUGE FAST ALL ABOARD CHOO CHOO
    They should use this as a advertisment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    And this isnt his first either. The boy has a dominant retard gene that is for sure .
    lol, I'm gonna remember that quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    And this isnt his first either. The boy has a dominant retard gene that is for sure .
    LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeydonuts
    look at your picture, then decide if YOU should be giving advice to anybody. you remind me of sloth from the goonies.

    it's not reckless to shoot multiple different steroids on a daily basis? i don't know how he has survived so long without an organ failing or something. why don't you try it and let us know how it works out? just let me know where to send the flowers and condolence card.

    just because i don't write a Bibles worth about PCT, don't assume i'm totally in the dark about it.

    looks like something your grandma eats? well then she's the 2nd healthiest person in the world.

    try using a little logic yourself. if i should be adjusting the AMMOUNTS rather than the FREQUENCY, according to you, it might be something like this: 1/2 ml 2x per week. this equals 1ml per week, exactly what i'm doing now. just out of curiosity, how many ml's of whatever your on do you do per week?

    i guess i have to moron-ify that last one for you, sloth. i couldn't gain weight through just eating and training which is why i had to add in a weight gainer which was obviously AFTER i saw the doctor. the same doctor who told me i'd probably be stuck at 165 for a long time as that was my "balance point."

    looks to me like the only thing primitive here is your haircut. thanks for replying
    That's a brief excerpt of what this moron posted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toomanypeople
    Put your test higher than your deca.

    Please don't be that guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR
    That's a brief excerpt of what this moron posted.
    HAHAHHA...the best part is he was saying that to me. What a classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    HAHAHHA...the best part is he was saying that to me. What a classic.
    go back to the goonies you sloth





    another gem from the great organic master:

    Quote Originally Posted by joeydonuts
    have i declined their advice in anyway you Jew bagel?
    i take dibs on jew bagel if i ever hit 3000 posts
    Last edited by Andorious; 03-22-2007 at 04:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    that is idiotic why would u take something that suppresses endogenous hormone production..

    its like having sex w/ a blender... sounds good on paper but is stupid
    I have been looking for this for a little bit

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    lol tai is put to shame, but it aint that funny anyway

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    Not really shamefull but i think its pretty damn funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    Not really shamefull but i think its pretty damn funny
    ya ur right

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    Is this my 6 year old nephew? Na, he's way smarter than this:

    Originally Posted by tamirtamirtamir1
    i done some ph before like 1-ad and m1-t
    my diet now is about 1800 cal and on mass is 3500+
    i start a cycle that go rong of test e deca and d bol but after 1.5 weeks i injurd my shoulder and couldn't lift a pond so i stop taking it.
    i understand that it better to go only with test and not bomb myself in the begining with deca and d bol
    i was sick for a week and becuse of that couldn't train and lost some muscle
    in cutting with out gear it is very hard not to lose some mucle even if you have the perfect diet
    so i am asking what do you think the best option
    1. finish cutting and immditly start inject
    2. finish cuuting, train neatrually for 1 month to regain my lost mucle and then start injecting

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    Quote Originally Posted by x_moe
    lol tai is put to shame, but it aint that funny anyway
    i honest to god dont even remember saying that

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    I love this:

    Quote Originally Posted by jaysunderstudy
    I don't really see how people can inject in their pecs, maybe mine aren't big enough I feel to do that I just think that theres too many vital organs there to be accidentally shooting test in2. I mean u have all these other sites away from all the important stuff that will work fine I really wouldn't advise it except as a last resort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walkfast
    Hello
    iam taking tea a lot .is this bad for cycle?
    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
    OMG THE WINNER FOR the 2007 so far

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    I was told to take Nolvadex and HCG when I start PCT. Is that something I can get from GNC and when should i start taking it?
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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