AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

**Random** · 12-05-2006, 02:13 PM

Posted by muscles03

i did a cycle of superdrol and ive been off for about a little more than a month and my arms are very veiny. are there ways to reduce the number of veins in my arms???

WTF? try dont lifting!!!

Arms Very Veiny????

**Andorious** · 12-05-2006, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Hey Bro's! : New to board

LOL! "double d fake tatters"

good find carlos

**Johny-too-small** · 12-05-2006, 06:22 PM

This guy's posts are filled with little nuggets of gold:

Originally Posted by Triple X

If you punch yourself in the mouth and make yourself bleed, i think it nulls the breathalizer test. You can't get an accurate reading if you have a cut in your mouth.

Why didnt I think of that? Also:

Originally Posted by Triple X

I drink around 2-3 times per week. I drink pretty heavily when I do. I still have very good success in the gym. I'm pretty F'n big and I look good. I just make sure to stay on top of my cardio.

**Venomous Nemisis** · 12-05-2006, 06:28 PM

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=274320

Can i mix my clomid powder with olive oil and make a suspension like that?

**Random** · 12-05-2006, 06:50 PM

Lol!!!!!

**Sage** · 12-05-2006, 07:21 PM

I broke out in a sick laughter while going through each page in this thread and most people were serious what they had to say. That shit is priceless.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-06-2006, 04:49 PM

Aspartame in pwo shake?

Wants to use sweetener in PWO shake as dex is impossible to get where he lives.

**Yesevil** · 12-06-2006, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

Aspartame in pwo shake?

Wants to use sweetener in PWO shake as dex is impossible to get where he lives.

Maybe he's from Somolia and a local warlord keeps intercepting their sugar supplies? Someone should call the UN.

**AnabolicAndre** · 12-07-2006, 11:51 AM

Brandon Iron
New Member Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 8

Ejaculoid

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Wasn't quite sure which forum this should go in but I wanted to share my experiences with a new sperm volumizing supplement called ejaculoid. I was having problems ejaculating over the last few weeks. Read some of my old posts and you will know heh! But my mom told me about this new product called ejaculoid that apparently her boyfriend has been using and she absolutely loves the stuff. Well I started taking it and had no sexual activity for about 5 days but last night I hooked up with this old broad who was **** buddy for awhile back. Well needless to say we went out to dinner and ended up going back to her place. After she put her kids to bed we jumped into her hot tub and started making out and all that stuff. Things got real hot and heavy and she started giving me head. It was so hot my meat pole was throbbing ever so hard! I hadn't seen this girl in awhile and since I last saw her she got a beautiful set of new tatters and man did they look good! I told her that I wanted to titty **** her so she agreed and I did it for about 2 minutes before I blew the most intense and massive load I have ever popped in my life right in between her lucious fun bags! It had to be from the ejaculoid. My mom was right. This stuff is amazing if any of you guys ever want to check it out. I bought mine at Vitamine Shoppe but you can also order it on the internet. I highly recommend it! Thanks bros!

uhhh yeahhhhhh

**Yesevil** · 12-07-2006, 01:15 PM

But my mom told me about this new product called ejaculoid that apparently her boyfriend has been using and she absolutely loves the stuff.

I think the last thing I want to hear about from my mom is how much jizz her boyfriend is shotting on her!!! This dude is sick.

**Schmidty** · 12-07-2006, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Hey Bro's! : New to board

That story just got me fired up. lol

***BajanBastard*** · 12-07-2006, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

I think the last thing I want to hear about from my mom is how much jizz her boyfriend is shotting on her!!! This dude is sick.

Ditto.

**italianplayboy09** · 12-07-2006, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Yesevil

I think the last thing I want to hear about from my mom is how much jizz her boyfriend is shotting on her!!! This dude is sick.

yea his mom's name is debbie and supposedly shes done dallas and a whole farm...

**fenceguy** · 12-07-2006, 05:42 PM

OMG you guys kill me.

**Snrf** · 12-08-2006, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by epc512

too younge??????????????
ok hi all...now dont judge me on this....theres this girl whos 14 or 15 idk which one but shes smokinnnnnnnnnn hott and shes interested in me but im 18 turning 19 kinda soon....i want to hook up with her very badly but idk if it is right...what do you all think

p.s. and when i say smokinnnnnnnnn hott i mean it holy moses shes good

Figured this hadda go in here, paedophilia on ar, oh yeah diggity diggity diggity!!

halfwit can't even spell young anyway.

**Yesevil** · 12-08-2006, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

Figured this hadda go in here, paedophilia on ar, oh yeah diggity diggity diggity!!

halfwit can't even spell young anyway.

That's grosser than the guy talkng about his mom's "pearl necklace"

**guest589745** · 12-08-2006, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by bbplaya21

haha that would be the day when the fine ass cheerleaders get tested for ASS.

Another.

**Yesevil** · 12-09-2006, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Skullsmasher

Another.

I would volunter to be a cheerleader ASS tester... you know, if the slots not filled yet.

**Snrf** · 12-13-2006, 04:08 PM

Alternative of egg
In the recipe of cake, egg is one of the main ingredient. As it does not suits me what should i add instead of egg to make the cake fluffy

Alternative of egg

What the fvck? Seriously who comes onto a bodybuilding site to ask for advice on baking a cake?

**Schmidty** · 12-13-2006, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Snrfmaster

Alternative of egg

What the fvck? Seriously who comes onto a bodybuilding site to ask for advice on baking a cake?

you know you wana bake a cake

**Schmidty** · 12-13-2006, 04:14 PM

Im gona go to a cake forum and ask about roids LOL

**novastepp** · 12-16-2006, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by Tru2
"Not all chicks are drama queens."

**BITTAPART2** · 12-16-2006, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by the good guy

#1 11-19-2005, 06:05 PM
FREAKZILLLA
Associate Member Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 184

Air into a vein....?

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A friend of mine accidentally shot 2 or 3 cc's of air into a vein and felt all wierd. He was practicing using a needle for the 1st time for his up & coming first cycle. I know he hit a vein because of the bruising around the area and his reaction 30 seconds later. (yes, dumbass).
Anyway, we got on the subject and so i thought i would ask you guys on here, we have a 30cc syringe from making our own tren and the question is if 30cc's of air went into a vein, would that kill you or not??

OMG this dude was plotting to kill sombodies arse!

**notorious_mem** · 12-17-2006, 01:07 PM

these never get old..

SVTMuscle* · 12-17-2006, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Rookie1974

my woman came home with a strap-on today? WTF

haha

**guest589745** · 12-17-2006, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by novastepp

Originally Posted by Tru2
"Not all chicks are drama queens."

Biggest lie of all time.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 12-20-2006, 05:56 AM

I am now one week on my cycle:
This is all sustanon
week monday thuursday
1 2ml 2ml
2 2ml 2ml
3 1ml 1ml
4 1ml 1ml
5 1ml 1ml
6 1ml 1ml
7 1ml 1ml
8 1ml 1ml

I purchased the tamox from aar. It says on the front , USP, 50mL, 20mg/mL. Then it comes with an oral syrnge, I am not sure how much of the oral to take a day. It goes from 0-1ml.

Also, this is weird, between my scrotum and anus the skin fold there is now very sensitve and painful, I think I am getting effects of gyno (like a clitorus) forming. I have no sings of bitch tits, etc.

Thanks

Cycle Review. Experienced Users would be a plus.

**shrpskn** · 12-20-2006, 06:15 AM

**shrpskn** · 12-20-2006, 07:30 AM

Here's a gooder...

Help

.....

**Random** · 12-20-2006, 11:22 AM

Also, this is weird, between my scrotum and anus the skin fold there is now very sensitve and painful, I think I am getting effects of gyno (like a clitorus) forming. I have no sings of bitch tits, etc.

OMG HAHAHHHAHAHAHA

**Pac8541** · 12-20-2006, 11:35 AM

Holy shit. My mission in life as far as this board is concerned is to NEVER be quoted in this thread!

***Narkissos*** · 12-20-2006, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

Thanks

Cycle Review. Experienced Users would be a plus.

lmao

I had to comment on that thread.

I HAD TO!!!

**Random** · 12-20-2006, 11:59 AM

lmao

I had to comment on that thread.

I HAD TO!!!

HAHA yea that thread is one of the best in a while!!!!

**Shane35aa** · 12-20-2006, 02:57 PM

Brandon Iron
New Member Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 8

Ejaculoid

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Wasn't quite sure which forum this should go in but I wanted to share my experiences with a new sperm volumizing supplement called ejaculoid. I was having problems ejaculating over the last few weeks. Read some of my old posts and you will know heh! But my mom told me about this new product called ejaculoid that apparently her boyfriend has been using and she absolutely loves the stuff. Well I started taking it and had no sexual activity for about 5 days but last night I hooked up with this old broad who was **** buddy for awhile back. Well needless to say we went out to dinner and ended up going back to her place. After she put her kids to bed we jumped into her hot tub and started making out and all that stuff. Things got real hot and heavy and she started giving me head. It was so hot my meat pole was throbbing ever so hard! I hadn't seen this girl in awhile and since I last saw her she got a beautiful set of new tatters and man did they look good! I told her that I wanted to titty **** her so she agreed and I did it for about 2 minutes before I blew the most intense and massive load I have ever popped in my life right in between her lucious fun bags! It had to be from the ejaculoid. My mom was right. This stuff is amazing if any of you guys ever want to check it out. I bought mine at Vitamine Shoppe but you can also order it on the internet. I highly recommend it! Thanks bros!

OK how many of you are not interested in the product...but his Mom?

**JohnboyF** · 12-21-2006, 03:23 PM

benjmac
New Member Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 1

Be a nice guy and help a skinny guy...

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I am 24 years old, 5'11" and was 125lbs three months ago. I started to use whey protein powder from GNC and lifting dumbells in my apartment. Then, last month I started going to the gym, and I am now at 145lbs. I just started taking dbol steroids and I have a few questions...

1. Should I workout everyday since I'm on steroids?

2. How many days a week should I workout?

3. What are some quick meals I can get from the grocery store so I can eat 5 meals a day?

4. How many hours sleep should I be getting

**Random** · 12-21-2006, 03:27 PM

1. Should I workout everyday since I'm on steroids?

Good stuff!

**Snrf** · 12-23-2006, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by blade29

it being my first cycle, is 500mg a week safe for me? I don't know if its true or not, but i was told if you take to much your heart could explode. just what i was told.

Testosterone-Cypionate QUESTION

wow....just.....wow