AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

[BajanBastard]

spit death you have broken board rules bud no posting of other members pictures without their permission. This is sad my reputation points are going down from this trash talking i guess rants sell . just like sex sells. anyways im on 1000mg of test im horny as hell on this stuff im constantly on limewire downloading all the possible gangbang pornos possbile. im jerking off around the clock aint nothing coming out except for that excess juice i been injecting in my hard ass roid monkey ass.

By the way im a driving instructor down here in canada and my last student was a blonde hot as hell 19 yrs old and was wearing a mini skirt half the time i wasnt even looking up ahead but rather between her legs . I guess being the teacher has some advantages maybe i could teach her some positions we use in the jungle .

Anthony roberts is a moron and steriod .com is too strict they ban you for the stupidest reasons. If your 275 i guess the whole world hits you except for the girls in the club.

Half the time when i ask a girl to dance with me she says yes because she is scared her boyfriend is gonna get beat up by the monkey . Remember do anything to get laid if it means by the ladies a drink do it , if it means putting those ghb drug pills in her drink do it. If it means telling her your roid monkey ass is harder than her nipples do it.

I once told this girl that the monkey banana was 17 inches cold when we got to the hotel she was so horny and ready then when i took my underwear off she realized my balls were the size of nipples that is when you know your roid monkey.

remember life is a box of vials and amps. Juice up or shut up.

Sullu!

[~fuelforfire~]

Got this from *************. Can anyone guess who?

[soccer#3]

big klg.. that was the funniest shit ever
props for findin that one

[MAXIMA5]

wow, that's unbelievable

[Tren Bull]

he wines to much! he's like an overbearing mother!!!! " no nudity" its not like the pic was right there for everyone to see.... "THE RULES" i don't thinks u need to police the whole net pal!! a selfproclaimed know it all! can't stand that guy! so a big to the great all knowing carlos the part time citizen!

HAHA this fool is like a bad joke.

[taiboxa]

i almost miss saluu

[novicenovicen]

that was great!

[~fuelforfire~]

i was thinking about joining the marines, but i decided id rather go to college and take lots of steroids instead

hahah, sweet

[ascendant]

haven't read all the posts in here yet, but so far they're pretty damn hilarious. here's a couple i found quite amusing. the posts are from this thread, which you can find out more info from that might help his posts make more sense (not like he does though). the highlighted items are what i found most amusing: Any new Pro-hormones coming out?

when you ask a ****ing question.. i do not want some stupid ****ing responses.. if you know the answer answer.. if not .. shut the **** up and go about your business.. im sick of ppl saying real gear is safer.. research u dumb**** as ur doctor.. consult w/ some medical staff.. u guys havent researched who do real gear.. do u not think longer esters do not stay in your blood and continously go thru ur liver over and over.. whoa.. ask ur doc dumbass.. and get the **** off my thread.. if u know the answer great if not.. then dont waste my god damn time

and it gets even better...

suspend me b!tch.. oh no!!! not the steroid site.. ahhh im suspended, banned ahh.. this site is not my life unlike some of you.. and even if real gearl is safer in the liver aspect.. think of all the other precautions you must make.. a wrong injection can be fatal.. and bann me.. b/c i see your ip .. and i could do more than ban you right now hahaha.. we can play bud.. you say the word.

watch it, this guy may have YOUR ip! oh no! what a jokester he was.

now remember guys, those wrong injections can kill you so watch out. lol.

[MAXIMA5]

wow. that was pretty funny. Like we really need this guy encouraging all the
"my injection hurts, am i going to die?" threads

[Tren Bull]

hahah, sweet

haha yea, taking juice and getting an education is pretty dumb isnt it?

[~fuelforfire~]

haha yea, taking juice and getting an education is pretty dumb isnt it?

hahah oh no, i just like how you worded that.

[mwolffey]

good grief..... nice gunt

dddddd....ddddammmm...shes hot

[BajanBastard]

Hhaha, funny!!! You think dunny?!?!?!? I not!!!

I have support club! People in my gym and other people that support me on copetition. When you bench 265kg, you understand how feels...do you have support-team? These guys help me! When I had problem money. (no urine sperm). I do lot sust. 3000/week. They buy sust and give me money and say "Alex, you win, we believe you!". when I stop sust, why give me sperm, after workout, 10 people give sperm.

Rofl!

[soccer#3]

i didnt understand a thing he said

[MAXIMA5]

Oh my God, KLG changed Alex's name to "Cum Guzzler"! HAHAHAHAHA

[Oki-Des]

OMG that is some funny sh!t.

[IBdmfkr]

Do you 'feel' it? If yes, eat more. If no, double the dose.

ummm... ok

[BajanBastard]

Wtf?!

[IBdmfkr]

This one was great!

hey guys

this may sound crazy but i am planning to inject a single shot of 100mg test prop to boost my confidence levels as I'll be having a very important job interview in a few days. I'm planning to inject on the morning, few hours before the interview. BY the way, I have some experience dealing with AAS (have done 2 cycles previously).

Do you think 100mg of prop would do any good? If it's gonna be a single 100mg shot, this won't shut me down , correct?


thanks

[guest589745]

haha, I love this thread.

[UpstateTank]

i damn near pissed my pants reading this!

[Doc.Sust]

does anyone have the thread of the guy who took sust and thought it could make him a better fighter and he got his ass kicked?

[guest589745]

does anyone have the thread of the guy who took sust and thought it could make him a better fighter and he got his ass kicked?

thats in here I think.

[Doc.Sust]

i cant find it

[Doc.Sust]

oh wel, the one with sust, is my favorite

[Tren Bull]

does anyone have the thread of the guy who took sust and thought it could make him a better fighter and he got his ass kicked?

haha yea bro, somebody bumped that thread recently. il see if i can find it

[Tren Bull]

the guy that said this isnt a member on this board, but i think its funny as hell what he told me today.

he said that all the protein he eats every day is 30 grams of soy protein before he works out...

haha, "its like, 500% of the daily recomended alowance"

[LBT]

These are good... I'm going to spend some time reading all these.

[JohnboyF]

New on added today

I dont like to post my stats because you guys are gonna tell me not to dot he roids, but i needed a cycle cuz im already determined to do them.

Im 16 years old, 5'8 and 120-125. Ive been lifting for over a year and i just plain old cant make any damn gains. I eat a lot just not the right stuff so while on roids im gonna be having a lot of calorie intake due to protein shakes hopefully.

[paulzane]

On reading through this thread and the links to it .....it was great - bloody hilarious..... but there seemed to be a lot of people banned in it even though a lot had hundreds if not thousands of posts!

[pepperoni]

Basically anything by merchant of death could be in this thread. His way of typing was flat out embarassing, but hilarious too. I'll paste one of my favourites of his....

"sory babydoll. i trys ta clean it b4 da intynet popos slap da shaqs on."

[perfectbeast2001]

Groin PUNCH

Napoleons 1st post

"What is the best way to train for a hard GROIN PUNCH?

"

When asked to be more specific.

"Getting punched. I saw a video w/ a shaolin monk pulling a boulder through an empty field by a rope from backbetween his legs tied around his "goodfellas" ...

I don't have a good place to train that way though.

"

[IBdmfkr]

[Foskamink]

OMG i'm getting made fun off and just found out you jerks!

I hate you guys I hope you know I will probably be crying myself to sleep tonight...

YOU GOT OWNED!

[guest589745]

will a var with 1 test pill cycle harden my chest or make it bigger, but still soft?

http://forums.steroid.com/newreply.p...eply&p=3091884

[DNoMac]

n a serious note tho, when i take a shower a take my sh!ts right into my hand and finger my butthole alittle cause it gives it a kinda colonlic effect expelling all the excess poopage. Anyways after I poop in my hand I put it in the toilet not my mouth...

Bwahahahaa!!! As far as this thread has gone, this is the first ime i've read it and I only got to this far, LMFAO!!!!!

[DNoMac]

HAHA I LIKE THIS ONE

Phhhewwww, alright, take a deep breath, because this is unbelievable. Alright, so yesterday I walk to the store to buy muscle milk and oats, you know, nothing out of the ordinary, just a few ingrediants for my gainers. I elbow drop about thirty cubs fans on the way there because I have my Sox shirt on. And I key a few cars. Nothing special. Anyway, I get to the store, find my muscle milk and Quaker oats, and proceed to get in line to pay for my purchase. Who do I see when I get in line?? None other than THE Chuck Norris. I try hard to think of something to say, but draw a blank and start to get nervous that I might blow my shot at meeting THE Chuck Norris. His signature vomit-inducing hairy chest is still in its gnatted glory. I start to develop this nervous twitch, which doctors told me has something to do with my tourettes, and I brush him with my arm on accident. Sorry, I say, embaressed. He gives me the eye of the tiger. I throw an awkward smirk in there to try to lighten the mood. Anyway, he's up now to pay for his purchases. I've always been curious about what Chuck Norris might buy if he were in Dominick's, so I sneek a quick peak. From what I see, he's only buying K-1 jelly, six carrots, and a couple of gallons of milk. I start to wonder if the rumors about him being gay are true. That's alot of carrots, and K-1 jelly isn't exactly subtle. You catch my drift. As he whips out a wad of cash from his chest mat, the cashier tells him the milk he picked is past the expiration date. And what unfolds from here, my friends, is epic.

Chuck gets angry and says "What was that, bitch?" He grabs the milk from her frail hands and gives her an Indian burn. Not a real bad one, but enough to get his point across. It was almost bleeding. Then he rips the cap off with only his index finger and lifts it up to that grungy scumstache of his to smell. He takes a nice whiff and kicks back, making a loud grunting sound and spilling milk all over his chest, instantly absorbing it into his mat. He yells, "God Damnit!" at the top of his lungs and the place just freezes. My nervous twitch begins to worsen. "If I'm ever gonna get a chance to talk to Chuck", I tell myself, "this is it." So, in my nervous twitching, I say, "Uh, Mr. Norris, do you want me to run down aisle nine you COCK SUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHORE and get you some paper towels?" "Oh god," I say, "my tourettes!" I try to apologize, but he's not buying it. He gets right up in my grill. The putrid smell of rotten milk emulating from that chest of his makes me heave. He gets closer, and my homophobia starts to creep in, so I say, "You know, that Total Fitness Gym is really something else. Great range of motion on that thing", and start to back up frantically. He says, "Boy, you're just a big damn comedian, aren't ya son?" "How about I close that funny mouth of yours," he roars. He tries to grab my neck for an Indian Burn, but he misses and ends up grabbing this lady's kid and giving him a nice burn. When he realizes what he's done, its too late. The kid is KO'd. The mother is distraught, and Chuck's got me angry. I say, "You knocked him out, why don't you try knocking me out now?" He says, "I only fight in the ring kid." "My rings outside", I say.

It goes down right outside the L station. He circles me like its his birthday, acting like I'm just some chump on the street. He says, "you're gonna regret this kid", and throws a big right. I block it and uppercut him in the chin. He goes down, and it looks like the fight might be over. So I turn my back, shake my head at him, and start to walk away. All of a sudden his agent shows up and yells, "Chuck, you walk away from this, you walk away from Boflex and Total Fitness!" Chuck grunts his way up and runs up to me and sucker Indian burns my forearm. "Ahhhhh", I shout, "that kinda hurt!" and drop to the ground. He's trying to flip me over, I guess to somehow utilize his carrots, but I counter it and get him in a head lock. "Is that it!", I yell. He quickly submits. He's lying on the groud, his gnatted chest raw from rubbing on the asphault, when I hock a lugey on him and walk back toward the L. He gets back to his feet, and in one last desperate moment, charges at me. "Look out!" the crowd and recently arriving media yell. He pulls a knife out his pocket and is mid swing in sticking me when, smack, a car slams into him and takes him out clean. Chuck is out cold, and I breathe a sigh of relief. I wave to the applauding crowd and media, and make my way to get on the train, when someone yells, "Hey, kid, wait!" And out of the car steps Kareem A**ul Jahbar. "Kareem, is that you," I say. "Here ya go", he says, and throws me some shiny new kicks from back when he was balling. He gives me a sort of nod of approval, as if I'm to assume the throne from this day forward, and I make my way to the train as the sun sets.


The world was forever changed.

Holy shit, I've never laughed so hard from a post. This thread is a great break from studying. I gotta save the rest for later.

[Kale]

How about these two from Ass Connosiuer

Sticking finger up ass: Am I gay?
Hey guys,
I do not intend this as a joke, this is a serious question that I would like to be answered professionally. A few days ago my girlfriend tried something new, she stuck her finger up my ass. When she tried to do this, at first I was hesitanr, but eventually by the time she dug her finger in pretty deep, I had a very, very intense feeling of pleasure overwhelm me. It was like an orgasm, but it was a very powerful feeling. Now today A few days later, I cant stop thinking about that moment when she stuck her finger up myh very tight ass, and I tried sticking my own finger up my ass in the shower today. GOD it felt GREAT! I managed to get just a tiny segment of my tip of the finger in my tight ass, but it felt GREAT. I also noticed that my cock was the hardest I have ever experience. It was sticking up for exactly an hour very hard. Is there explanation for this? Am I gay now, because I am developing thoughts about a penis, but am resisiting these thoughts as of now. WHat should I do, I really need advice. I am 18 years old.
Thanks all
p.s oh and do you guys do this practice also?



As an ass connoisseur for many years and being an experienced rim-lickin' expert, I can assure you that, many times I had to learn to cope with the smell and taste of female ****. The first time I licked a girl's asshole, was when I was 14 years old, and it was the first sexual act I had ever done in my life. I could remember it like yesterday, I met this 16 year old girl at the mall, and we ended up eating out together. Later, we went to her van (She was driving her mother's van illegally) she said she wanted to try something. I suggested having her give me a blowjob, but she declined, saying that my dick hasnt fully matured enough (I was a hairless, pubeless 5 1/2 erected 14 year old dick). Anyways, she wanted her ass licked. AT first I was hesitant, but when she pulled down her tight jeans and bent over, I instantly fell in love with the female ass. The round, soft curvy sexy look. The BEAUTIFUL brown hole, pumped with greasy phermones and arid ****. I first sniffed it like a dog, and I smelled of course...****. But deep in my mind, I forced myself to love that smell, no matter what. I told myself that that "****" smell, is really the smell of sweet roses. Fooling my brain this way..I proceeded to lick her outer rims, followed by a tongue gorging thrusting inner rims and beyond. I forced myself to grow accusomed to this smell of ****, telling myself that it is a very sweet, pungey robust smell of a rare female exotic flower strain. It felt very good to overcome the fear of **** like a lot of guys here have.
I personally believe that the smell of female **** is much more sweeter, softer, and very complexed than the 1-dimensional male **** us guys have. Male **** is like a rough, crude strain of arid, disgusting ****, while on the contrary female **** is much more softer and smoother. Eating ass is all about mentality.
Its all about how you approach the bent-over female ass. Think positive thoughts about female ****, for you will be very happy in the end...and make your companion very happy. Sex is mental....all mental
now for some good exercises on getting yourself ready for the smell of female **** I recommend the following:
1. Gym female bathroom. This is my favorite exercise. The goal here is to hang around the outside of the 1 room female bathroom in the gym, and wait until a hot chick goes into the bathroom. Pray that she's taking a ****. When she gets out, go inside to see if she took a ****. Signs of this will be smell, and fresh **** tissues in the garbage. If this is the case, and she took a ****, then lick the toilet bowl and try to smell her butt marks, and try to get one of the tissues out of the garbage, and smear the toilet bowl with the ****. Now proceed to lick it up...You wont regret it!
2. Finger your own butt (I love to do this!) and then proceed to lick up the **** on your finger. Learn to love the taste and smell of **** like a fine cigar. Robust, with overtones of spice, and explosions of flavorful nutty aromas
hope this guide to overcoming the female-**** phobia has helped you, and I wish you the best of luck in your ass-rimming ****s and licks with your dicks.
Good day
Ass Connoisseur (More articles to come) Look for for my next article on various different types of female butts!
*Yep, it's the ass fingering guy, and nope I am not gay, I just bought my girlfriend a dildo strap for her birthday, and it was fun *

[AnabolicAndre]

wow I need to add more to this thread, as I see it keeps growing