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[x_moe]

link to the thread

[Carlos_E]

Guys I got a bit of a situation...

I've always worked out but let's just say I too a 8 month break..

I want to loose about 15 pounds in 2 weeks...is that possible?

High shcool reunion is coming..

I'm 5'9 about 25% bf.....202lbs..

I want to shoot for 185? is that possible? by feb. 17th?

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...56#post3275256

[armbar83]

this one was today....



renrewlehcar
New Member Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6


blood blister spots???


i had my first injection on friday and today(sunday) i have blood blister spots on my bicep. my injection was in the glute so i dont know why there on my bicep. I took test e and eq. was just wondering if this normal?

[armbar83]

Okay, so you've been waiting for me to finally post a success story so here it is... My brother and I went down to TJ for the first time "together", just him and I. We overestimated and got to Club Safari about 9:45, when people actually start arriving at 11.
We were just checking the place out drinking when two mexican girls walk in, look at us, and walk straight towards us. We start talking and sit down together and drink. They're pretty cute, turns out, they're sisters. One doesn't even speak english though, lol.
We talked, they go to a university, and my brother checked with one of the waiters to make sure they weren't prostitutes... anyways... I didn't wanna be the first one out on the dance floor so I kept drinking as did my bro.
FInally people were coming and dancing and we went out there and danced... a lot, and I can't really dance but since I was drunk I didn't care...
We sat back down and my brother was making out with one of them, and since I'm a shy guy I'm just sitting there drinking smiling, he keeps saying, "come on!" So finally I just get enough balls and we start making out... forever..
I don't know what they find sexy down there, but she bit my lip until it bleed, she pinched my nipples, dropped a ice cube down my pants and rubbed glow stick juice on me... ionno, lol
I felt her up, everything...they wanted us to come back to their place with them, but they live like an hour away, we only have 5 bucks, and my brother has to get back to his gf (tsk tsk). Then when we couldnt do that they wanted to get an apartment, but alas, we only had 5 bucks...
We eventually had to ditch them by telling them we were getting drinks and we ran out got a cab and ran back... Well... I had blue balls for the rest of that night

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[Foskamink]

????

definetly counts as a shamefull thread

[armbar83]

definetly counts as a shamefull thread

"quick lets escape before they try to have sex with us..."

[x_moe]

hey Bros!

I need your help,

I am planning on doing my first cycle of 500ml Test E and 6 Weeks of Dbold 40-50gm per day. Now I want to make sure I am going to be doing my PCT properly, this is where I need your help.

[armbar83]

see, thats just sad because hes dislexic

[BigLb40]

haha great post

[x_moe]

I hear about people making there own/homemade drugs. I wanted to know if your making sat test e can you just get the powder from a garden store or a farm store. Im realy confused im just told about it and hear bits and peices. please inform me.

[Shane35aa]

Damn whats he thinking...just pick up some miracle-gro and mix it up...Well it works on my brocholi so it must make biceps grow too

[JohnboyF]

Today, 11:33 AM
DJUICEXXX
New Member Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 7


first time injecting..help

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well ive been on oral cycles for 4 years,and decided to do some deca injections..can something go wrong if i inject incorectly(which is the correct area of injection??any area of upper rear??

OMG

[Random]

I wanted to know if your making sat test e can you just get the powder from a garden store or a farm store. Im realy confused im just told about it and hear bits and peices. please inform me

OMG this cant be real!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can it?

[Random]

well ive been on oral cycles for 4 years,and decided to do some deca injections

Frikken great!!!!

[Schmidty]

I sure am glad I dont have any in here yet

[aadrenaline]

OMG this cant be real!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can it?

that is rich! hahaha

[Getbig06]

Check this one out....
Best Steroids for licking pussy?

[aadrenaline]

im 6' 205lbs, 16% bf diet consists of egg whites, oatmeal, brown rice lean meats (turkey roast beef chicken ham) skim milk, mad protein shakes, multi V's, vitamin E, couple cheat meals a week, training 4-6 days per week, working out on and off for 1 year, currently 6 months strong,

just about to finish a sust 250 cycle alone (250 mg/week), (2 weeks left) gained 8.5 lbs so far, for spring break do i roll with some winny during my pct with nolva or start now for 6 weeks 50mg (ed) then run nolva since i've been told to start pct 3-4 weeks after last shot of sust 250,
what else would help burn fat without burning muscle????

Thanks for any advice, critism, and opinions from everyone!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha

[Snrf]

I need some questions answered.

mmk, well first of all, I'm 6'2 and I weigh about 110-112 (not my fault )

I'm tired of being so F**** SKINNY, and i get crap for it everyday, so i'm fixing to buy some steroids .

I'm going to do a 12 week cycle withhh

sustanon 250mg per week 12 weeks
Deca durabolin 200mg per week12 weeks
Anadrol 50 mg/day first week, then 100 mg/day for two weeks, then back to 50 a day for the 4th week, and then off.

then around the 13th week, i'll start the HCG . I think i'm supposed 3 injectionos of 5000iu over three day intervals, then 3 more injections of 5000iu over 5 day intervals.

After my third injection of HCG, i start clomid therapy for two weeks.

I'm doing the HCG and the Clomid because i want to SLOWLY get off the roiids, because i'm only doing this once and i want to retain most of my muscle mass. I've got the workout schedule and diet plan (i'll be GORGING on about 6000 calories a day, and that's tough for me). After i get off the roids, i'll do about three months of training to keep what i've got...

but what i want to know is...will it work? WIll i gain weight? I've been skinny all my life, and this is my last chance at changing that. I have no intention of entering boby builing (lol the idea of me becoming a bodybuiler is just hilarious). I just want to look good, and i want to know if yall think this will work? I'm fixing to be 18 and i neeeeeed a new body. I've been turned down from jobs because they say i'm too skinny. I've been asked if i have cancer because i'm skinny. fat ppl are like "i wish i could eat all i want and LOSE weight!" no, it's not a blessing, it's a curse =(

plus, i'm not sure if i'm correct on the dosages. does the HCG sound right, or too high? Should i bump up the sustanon? Money is really limited, and so far the cost is about 500-550$

any help would be GREATLY appreciated
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http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?p=3315494

[Kärnfysikern]

This is my vote

Dad takes over, because son is an idiot!

I have an IQ of 194, perfect SATs (before they were rounded), graduated from a top private prep academy at 15, perfect GREs (best in the nation for my subject test), have a Ph.D. from one of the most competitive (they claimed it was they most) programs in the country and have been declared by an Act of Congress to be among the top 50,000 or so minds in the nation

Bolds are added by me, just wanted to highlight the ridicilous parts

[Snrf]

and have been declared by an Act of Congress to be among the top 50,000 or so minds in the nation

rofl! man I gotta get me one of those acts, thats a pretty sweet deal

[armbar83]

This is my vote

Dad takes over, because son is an idiot!


Bolds are added by me, just wanted to highlight the ridicilous parts

im with you on that one, that guys a douche...hes probably some high school kid who took world lit or something this semester. its easy to call everyone else immature, but having a closed-mind would be the greater immaturity...at least he knows how to use the synonym funciton of microsoft word.

[UpstateTank]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?p=3315494

LOL
that dood threatened to stab me in the jugular with a knife!

[Snrf]

LOL
that dood threatened to stab me in the jugular with a knife!

I thought you meant I did....i was like wtf?


The threads been deleted, you shoulda saved it

[UpstateTank]

I thought you meant I did....i was like wtf?


The threads been deleted, you shoulda saved it

LOL
hindsight is alwasy 20/20

[DecimaMAS]

This threat should be done at least once/year.

[Kale]

This one is good

CIALIS maintain your Dick Hard......

[STYLE74]

Ha yeah that was great kale.... "cia" lol

[ronan the barbarian]

its the first time iv really read this thread,
so funny,so few bullits,so little time.

surely most of these are not real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how uneducated do you have to be to have all the info infront of you and still have to ask such stupid fu*in questions.

if i inject into my eyeball will it hurt?
ive been shooting 50mg of test per week,when will i notice adifference in strength?
ive been takin 80mg of dbol everyday for 25 years and now i shit yellow,am i ready for my first cycle?

what the fu*k!!?? cant they read????

lets all take a minute and congratulate all those funeral parlours(sp) for making money off twats who would rather die than do research

[JohnboyF]

b24k1034
New Member Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 45


Dbol question

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Is it bottled sweet grapefruit juice or the actual juice squeezed out from a real grapefruit that's taken with dbol?

[Schmidty]

b24k1034
New Member Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 45


Dbol question

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Is it bottled sweet grapefruit juice or the actual juice squeezed out from a real grapefruit that's taken with dbol?

this does not need to be in here

[Property of Steroid.com]

"hooker's time is over"

~said in a staff forum by a former Admin here to a former Mod (who are now both gone/banned here).

[Snrf]

"hooker's time is over"

~said in a staff forum by a former Admin here to a former Mod (who are now both gone/banned here).

Worst Hall of Shame entry EVER

[Snrf]

http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-steroids-questions-answers/287409-urgent-glass-into-muscle.html#post3333036

I broke my test amp and some glass fractures left on my hand, is it ok to inject invisible glass fractures that may come in the syringe..? fast please, the amp is open

Bold added by me.

[aadrenaline]

holy shit people are dumb..

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...=1#post3335320

is it ok to use hydrogen peroxide to clean the top of the bottle and the area of injection?

then after being told no and to use rubbing alcohol he says this..

so vodka will work then?

LMFAO

[perfectbeast2001]

I want to be taller!


Exercises to get taller

[1819]

This is my vote

Dad takes over, because son is an idiot!


Bolds are added by me, just wanted to highlight the ridicilous parts

that guy is a classic. a few weeks ago he was impatient with a member during a back and forth in a thread. he asked the guy if he wanted to meet so he could deliver the lesson personally! laughed my ass off.

[dhriscerr]

PB beat me to it, That was hilarious!!!

[HORSE~]

Wow I gota go get me some creatine....



I've been thinkin bout goin on creatine to get my abs back and my muscle mass back. I'm 135 lbs i left myself go a long time ago and i wanna get every back again. Does creatine come in powder or pills or capsules? Do i have to work out as im taking it? How fast does creatine work? I heard that in 2 weeks u will take notice of the build of muscle mass and abs. Not to be sick but i heard that in increases penis size a few inches after 4 weeks.

Creatine

[epc512]

Figured this hadda go in here, paedophilia on ar, oh yeah diggity diggity diggity!!



halfwit can't even spell young anyway.

how bout you shut the **** up you little bitch