AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

[Mazzive_T]

Originally Posted by Foskamink:

it has infinite protential.. i really think it could be the ultimatel love shack.. my hook up rate shall increase 626% roughly


thats a classic too!

[Dizz28]

im 120 pounds and 5'9 i havent gained any weight in last 4 years. Im thinking I want to start a cycle when I get back to school I was wondering the coniquences of drinking a beer or 2 and taking a xanax during a cycle.........

I got to University of Arizona. I lift sometimes but i figure a cycle will give me the motivation to start really lifting and also rehab my drug and binge drinking.

^^ uh huh ^^

[J*U*icEd]

damn dizz you beat me to it... there are many others that belong here from today alone... i would have gotten on it, but i don't know how to quote in another thread and then bring it here... is there an easier way then coping from the "post reply" page then pasting it here??... check most of the threads from today... there are PLENTY!

ps. don't forget the IV quote... lol

[J*U*icEd]

this is from the same thread as dizz's above post....

i wouldnt be IVing btw

[J*U*icEd]

Your Deca Dose Is Way To High. Your Test To Deca Ratio Needs To Be Around 2 To 1. Your Getting Deca Dick. And Deca Dick Lasts The Rest Of Your Life. And Unless Your competing There Is No Reason To Take That Much Test. 1000 Wk Is Max. IF your body tells you that you can take more just add another drug to the eqaution, not more test. like tren or an oral like dbol. For Example If Your Taking 1000mgs Of Test Your Should Take 600mgs Of Deca. That Is The Safest Way To Do This And To Avoid Weiner Failure

did you guys know deca dick lasts forever??... lol

[Dizz28]

all i do is click the "quote" button and then it set everything up for you already. highlight, copy and then click out of the post reply sceen. Then go to the thread you want to place it in and then you can paste it in the quick reply box then post. I think that's the easiest way to do it

I agree, that Elvis guy has givin some fairly bad advice in the past few days

[J*U*icEd]

exactly ima

every cycle has to be based around test. IF HE WERE TO TAKE 600 EQ AND 300 DECA WITH NO TEST OR EVEN 250 HIS DICK WOULD NEVER WORK AGAIN. EVER HEARD OF DECA DICK? IT GOES FOR EQ ALSO.
WITH THE CYCLE YOU GAVE HIM IMBIGRU HE WOULD HAVE TO TAKE AT LEAST 1000MG OF TEST A WEEK.
SO MOVE IT TO (IF HE GETS TEST) TO 750MG TEST AND ONLY ONE DECA OR EQ@ 500MG AND THE REST CAN DO WHATEVER

EQ dick huh??

[J*U*icEd]

wouldnt the winstrol .. kinda be like test also

yes winstrol is test....

[J*U*icEd]

your to funny... I meant to a very small extent ... winstrol can act like test.. I mean its not a progestrone... and it acts like very weak Test in your body.. anyway forget it... we have to many smart asses here.................... You are so smart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but you are weak and skinny!!! and all you do is read the computer and ... you think your an expert!! I was benching over 600 when you were 98lbs...lol you guys act like no one knows anything... wow

ohh yeahhh

[Amorphic]

Show some respect to someone who looks far superior to yourself.

[Johny-too-small]

wow...

Man I thought roid rage was a myth and it was all mental but that might be wrong. I was at Taco Bell last night and the dude at the drive through speaker was wispering shit while me and my girl friend were trying to figure out what we wanted I was excited cause it was my cheat day on my diet. The little fuker kept wispering shit so I floored it to the window and honked and got the bastard to come to the window and I fuking lost it I tried to get him to come outside and he said he was going to call the cops so I threw a bottle of water at him and hit him in the face and drove off. My girlfriend was crying and she was scared as shit I just lost it man it's like I blacked out I wanted to beat the shit out of that dumb ass. I've also noticed when I get mad I can't let it go no matter what I do. Any advice I'm usally a pretty calm guy so I know it's the juice and I know it's all about mental control but that stupid fuk at Taco Bell piissed me off....

[goodcents]

I smashed a radio with my fist when someone left it on the other day and I'm not on anything right nowJust hated the fuking song and I have signs to please turn off your radio oh well out $40 for a radio.

[goodcents]

I hit it with the bottom of my fist till it was totally smashed

[goodcents]

It was that fuking suicidal, suicidal song after the "party like a rock star song!!!! I hate hip hop but that's what the chics blast in their rooms I felt good afterwards, mess with me radio

[Dizz28]

$40 = worth it to shove how much that dumb frinning music is worth blasting

[goodcents]

We keep spares for just such an emergencyNever know when a fan or radio will go out so we keep extras

[Renesis]

I get angry!

[Mazzive_T]

what is IMO cycle?

check this out this guy thinks imo (In my opinion) is a steroid ! Everyone rips him to ****! lol.

[Johny-too-small]

what is IMO cycle?

check this out this guy thinks imo (In my opinion) is a steroid! Everyone rips him to ****! lol.

holy crap, thats priceless.

[jerseyboy]

That thread was funny as hell. Poor guy is never going to post here again.

[Dizz28]

well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?

^^^ WTF!!!

[Dukkit]

^^^^^^^ all time classic in my book!!!

[novastepp]

oh my God, I totally hope he is kidding. that's amazing.

[im83931]

hes full of crap

[BodyByAAS]

well my friend told me if i shoot the testosterone cyponiate i have directing into the middle of my nut sack it will go directly into my other testosterone and it will kick in right away. well i got home and shot half the dose of 100mg/ml in which hurt really bad and now my balls really hurt and they turned purple kinda is this normal and has anyone else done this b4?

LMAO!

[BodyByAAS]

yes i no that they were trying to make ejectable dbol but ive never heard of test shutting you down completly

uhghhh what???

why would your body make test, if it had an abudance already there?? like why work when you can get welfare!!

I'm posting my own.....

[Dizz28]

LMAO!

check 4 posts before yours

[BodyByAAS]

check 4 posts before yours

shit! Someone posted it while I was looking for the thread

[im83931]

[QUOTE=math2008;3780379]Hey guys,

I can't eat alot of food (calories), so I struggle to put the weight on, so i'm looking for something to help me out a bit. I have a few guidelines which may narrow down a certain product that someone could suggest.
- Must be tablet form.
- Least side effects as possible.
- Don't want something that'll just make me retain water, and then dissapear when I stop taking it.
- Finally, I don't want to take it for a long period of time. Ideally i'd like to put on a stone, I will be training whilst using it (although not extremely intense), but my goal is primarily weight - and not just to get as ripped as a bodybuilder!
I hope i've provided enough information QUOTE]

Heres one. This guy wants a pill that he doesnt have to workhard, or eat much, and wont have sides, and blahblah.

[Dizz28]

^^^^ typical nonesence

[jchopper1]

[QUOTE=im83931;3780441]

Hey guys,

I can't eat alot of food (calories), so I struggle to put the weight on, so i'm looking for something to help me out a bit. I have a few guidelines which may narrow down a certain product that someone could suggest.
- Must be tablet form.
- Least side effects as possible.
- Don't want something that'll just make me retain water, and then dissapear when I stop taking it.
- Finally, I don't want to take it for a long period of time. Ideally i'd like to put on a stone, I will be training whilst using it (although not extremely intense), but my goal is primarily weight - and not just to get as ripped as a bodybuilder!
I hope i've provided enough information QUOTE]

Heres one. This guy wants a pill that he doesnt have to workhard, or eat much, and wont have sides, and blahblah.

CLASSIC, wants all the hard work handed to him. i hate when ppl think all they have to do is inject or take a pill and thats it. no gym no diet no intense training, infact he dosent sound like he even wants togo to the gym

[Renesis]

I love this thread lmfao!!!

[paulzane]

Yes I love it too ..... so many people write some awful shite

[paulzane]

I do hope the nut injector was joking!!

[Amorphic]

I do hope the nut injector was joking!!

sounded like trolling to me, but if he was serious hes in for a world of trouble

[Renesis]

his nuts are soaked in stuff they shouldnt be ahahha

[qualityclrk1]

his nuts are soaked in stuff they shouldnt be ahahha

you left that so wide open for a joke lol

[Renesis]

well so long as its against him not me lol

[RANA]

what is IMO cycle?

check this out this guy thinks imo (In my opinion) is a steroid! Everyone rips him to ****! lol.

I cried lau***ng on this one

[Kennedy]

Here we go.....where do u get your steroids??

has any one gotten there steroids from any of these sites??

legal steroids .com?

winnibol.com??

cibexolabs.com??

zoelabs.com?

http://anabolics.ca/dianibol.php??

http://pharmapro.net/??





and is the stuff they sell legit???

if not where can i get oral pills that are legit??

www.readtherules.com


That is a totally legit site bro!

i checked the link you posted and it didnt work?