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[Dicknang]

I just spent the last hour reading every single one of deen54's posts. Every single one.

[D-Unit 39]

Ok, Normally I wouldn't go so far out of my way to prove someone's stupidity... but for some reason this one really annoyed me.

Here is a new member (21 posts total) who copied and pasted a PCT from another site; linking the other site (rules violation) in the process. He was asked by Big to edit his post, and didn't. It was a stupid PCT idea that clomid and nolva are retarded and that only Test should be used for a PCT.

Here is his original post:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738
Edit: It appears as though the original post has been deleted. Rest assured it was stupid as hell.

Now, this guy (having just posted this genius PCT that he found), went through the PCT thread and answered everyone's thread asking any question about PCT with "Dont do that.. Look at my PCT thread."

Here is a picture of the PCT thread right now, notice who has made all of the recent posts...



Lastly here is an assortment of this member's incredibly helpful answers to people's PCT questions. I've highlited my favorites in red:

My friend, I know how you feel.

Do not do any HCG and no Ai's

read my post here:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

Are you serious,

Where do I inject the clomid and nolva?

They are tablets..

Taper your test slowly, no nolva and no clomid.

read my thread:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

read this immediately:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

People here have to wake up...

Read this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

Read this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

Read this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

If you have used AAS that readily convert to estrogen then Nolva will have effect on Testosterone production. Otherwise it is useless in recovery.
read this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

read this:

It works always...

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

I agree 20mg daily and some proviron as well 2 caps per day.

As for pct look at this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

Don't do Nolva and clomid do this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

Do not use dianabol , even 1 tab of dbol at 5mg per day is complete testosterone replacement , you are not allowing yourself recovery.

read this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

You can use it to kick start a cycle if the other AAS used are long esters. Have you ever taken Dbol before?

Read this:

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=345738

sisga

[Pinnacle]

Damn....brutal,epic ownage D-Unit. Excellent job!


Side note. I remember this thread from 3 yrs ago. Funny sh*t!

[wilson9d]

What’s wrong with using test for pct? If you keep your test levels up with test then there is no need to bring your natural test levels back to normal.

[D-Unit 39]

Damn....brutal,epic ownage D-Unit. Excellent job!


Side note. I remember this thread from 3 yrs ago. Funny sh*t!

Thank you sir!

Like I said, normally I'm not quick to flame or call anyone out on something stupid because I'm still just learning myself and there's plenty I don't know... but something about this dude irritated me enough to sit here for 15 minutes and compile documentation.

Maybe the fact that he was so excited to link people asking good questions to his thread with bad information that could potentially harm them?

What’s wrong with using test for pct? If you keep your test levels up with test then there is no need to bring your natural test levels back to normal.

Excellent Logic! I stand corrected. LOL

[wilson9d]

Top 2 of all time-

"The Sustanon Fighter"

""Injected in His Anus Guy"

Those are good; additionally, dreamingbig’s post about being exceptionally handsome and the thread about percentages of fake gear online where also funny as hell.

[Big]

bah, he edited it and took the fun out

[Amorphic]

Ok, Normally I wouldn't go so far out of my way to prove someone's stupidity... but for some reason this one really annoyed me.

Here is a new member (21 posts total) who copied and pasted a PCT from another site; linking the other site (rules violation) in the process. He was asked by Big to edit his post, and didn't. It was a stupid PCT idea that clomid and nolva are retarded and that only Test should be used for a PCT.

Here is his original post:
Now, this guy (having just posted this genius PCT that he found), went through the PCT thread and answered everyone's thread asking any question about PCT with "Dont do that.. Look at my PCT thread."

Here is a picture of the PCT thread right now, notice who has made all of the recent posts...



Lastly here is an assortment of this member's incredibly helpful answers to people's PCT questions. I've highlited my favorites in red:

























sisga

damn man. that is amazing

[gooer]

Ok, Normally I wouldn't go so far out of my way to prove someone's stupidity... but for some reason this one really annoyed me.

Here is a new member (21 posts total) who copied and pasted a PCT from another site; linking the other site (rules violation) in the process. He was asked by Big to edit his post, and didn't. It was a stupid PCT idea that clomid and nolva are retarded and that only Test should be used for a PCT.

hahahha i'm glad you put that together man, it made me laugh outloud. seriously what was going through that guys head.

[lex57]

sorry but i just have to, this thread is in the q and a right now:


I know this sounds ridiculous, but when one has to pin a painful injection of test suspension 3 times a day it gets really old really fast. Transdermals have a very low absorption rate and a lot of the hormone is wasted. Plus if you sweat while it is being absorbed then you lose even more of it. I know that the main purpose of the large intestine is to reabsorb water from your waste, so as long as there wasn't something "at the end of your pipes" to block it, would test suspension that was suspended in water work for a liquid suppository? I haven't been able to find any studies that show the bio-availability of vitamins or other medications when they have to be done via a suppository. This method of delivery is legitimately used in the medical community, so its not a joke...

[TJM7275]

As I said before....CLASSIC LEX!!!!!! Dude I saw this thread and thought about you ripping into him and wondered if it would be here... Once again, Lex does not dissapoint....lol

[D-Unit 39]

Hahaha a test suspension enema

[Big]

Hahaha a test suspension enema

I think it's a pretty good idea, I'll stick it next to this bottle of dbol I just shoved up my ass.

[lex57]

I think it's a pretty good idea, I'll stick it next to this bottle of dbol I just shoved up my ass.

sounds like a shitty cycle.....

[Amorphic]

I think it's a pretty good idea, I'll stick it next to this bottle of dbol I just shoved up my ass.

i didnt know you were starting to get kinky with your cycles

[NATE0406]

i didnt know you were starting to get kinky with your cycles

he has been pming DSM too long...

[NATE0406]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...12#post4024812

high quality H2O haha
this entire thread is a joke...

[TJM7275]

They should put Deen54's latest and greatest in here

[lex57]

there is a new genius too .... i think zues3 is his name or something. i think i read in one of his posts to use hcg for gyno reversal..... oh and he says suspension will make you sterile. tool!

[shield11]

there is a new genius too .... i think zues3 is his name or something. i think i read in one of his posts to use hcg for gyno reversal..... oh and he says suspension will make you sterile. tool!

Rite im off impregnating bitches tonite bros, wish me luk.

[shield11]

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...12#post4024812

high quality H2O haha
this entire thread is a joke...

Well nate i dont want to be a scammer again after the internet explorer scenario, but i would just like to let everyone know i have had a visit from my international jet setting source and as informed he has some high quality h20 left so if your after any bro's pm me and i'll hook you up, admittedly the price isnt great but for high quality h20 why put yourself at risk using low quality h20 by being a cheap skate.

[Glock-19]

I should be in here somewhere. hmmm

[NATE0406]

I should be in here somewhere. hmmm

haha keep looking bro.

[shield11]

I should be in here somewhere. hmmm

Yes here you are

[MgpGator]

This thread was locked but I feel as though this one couldn't be left out. I know lots of you already seen this, but for those who haven't. (hope this isn't against any rules)

LaKota is the shit man. Everyday id be getting raging boners and knocking things off the counter, with my test so high. Got a nice 6 pack ab from that shit to, amazing. I really knew when it started to kick in when i was grocery shopping with my mom. She needed help to pick up the potatoes. I thought to myself "This my chance to shine". I bent down like deadlift position and grunted that the whole supermarket turned there heads and started to stare, prolly cuz they were feeling my wrath. As i was picking it up the potato sack ppl were in awe and saw my veins blasting out, hell, one lady even accidently dropped her baby just to see what the commotion was. I remember the virtuous moment of having that potato sack over my head and everyone was clapping and a grandma even flashed me. That day a hero was born...

[B.E.N.]

Today, 10:45 AM
Gentle_Ram
New Member Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 18


Quote:
the best cycle for you then would definatly be a simple cycle of 500mgs of test enth or cyp a week for 12 weeks. with 500mgs a week and a proper diet you should make some nice gains. i you really want to stack something then i would kickstart the cycle with d-bol for the first 5-6 weeks. that would make a decent bulker. if your looking to cut instead of bulk then we'll need to come up with something different. the most important thing when cycling is your diet. without a proper diet all the steroids in the world wont help you. you should shoot for between 350-400 grams of protein a day and alot of clean calories. your training also needs to be more intense because your body is healing alot faster

I am not sure what you are stating to stack with the test enth or cyp, ya kinda left that out...lol

Should I run the d-bol with the test during the first 5-6 weeks of the cycle as an added booster?

I am trying to bulk and gain lean mass so the cutting will be easier after a cycle or two.

When you say "shoot", I am taking it as an injectable protien and not ingesting it orally.

Can you clearify these for me?

I would certainly like to get my BF% down to a much more desirable percentage... below 10%

**Gentle_Ram**



Ram-me-Gently wants to 'shoot' up with protein. Any suggetions on the best injectable protein????

[Narkissos]

Worst thread this week: gyno.. sounds like a cool name for vagina

[bmg]

lmfao... being that it was originally posted in the steroid Q&A- i would have to agree

[Johnny_Rotten]

This thread was locked but I feel as though this one couldn't be left out. I know lots of you already seen this, but for those who haven't. (hope this isn't against any rules)

LaKota is the shit man. Everyday id be getting raging boners and knocking things off the counter, with my test so high. Got a nice 6 pack ab from that shit to, amazing. I really knew when it started to kick in when i was grocery shopping with my mom. She needed help to pick up the potatoes. I thought to myself "This my chance to shine". I bent down like deadlift position and grunted that the whole supermarket turned there heads and started to stare, prolly cuz they were feeling my wrath. As i was picking it up the potato sack ppl were in awe and saw my veins blasting out, hell, one lady even accidently dropped her baby just to see what the commotion was. I remember the virtuous moment of having that potato sack over my head and everyone was clapping and a grandma even flashed me. That day a hero was born...

Bahahaha x 239324893248324934.

[Kale]

wow, just wow

Deen54 sounds like he could be Ross's long lost retarded little brother

[gixxerboy1]

Deen54 sounds like he could be Ross's long lost retarded little brother

i would have hoped his parent stoped reproducing after the first retard came out

[southmadejd]

This thread was locked but I feel as though this one couldn't be left out. I know lots of you already seen this, but for those who haven't. (hope this isn't against any rules)

LaKota is the shit man. Everyday id be getting raging boners and knocking things off the counter, with my test so high. Got a nice 6 pack ab from that shit to, amazing. I really knew when it started to kick in when i was grocery shopping with my mom. She needed help to pick up the potatoes. I thought to myself "This my chance to shine". I bent down like deadlift position and grunted that the whole supermarket turned there heads and started to stare, prolly cuz they were feeling my wrath. As i was picking it up the potato sack ppl were in awe and saw my veins blasting out, hell, one lady even accidently dropped her baby just to see what the commotion was. I remember the virtuous moment of having that potato sack over my head and everyone was clapping and a grandma even flashed me. That day a hero was born...

OMG!!!!! It is rare that I actually laugh out loud at a thread but this one had me cracking up. Oh man I wish he had tons of other posts. What was his sn?

[bmg]

wow, just wow

this one now has my vote... amazing that this dood was able to say so many separate but equality retarded things in such a few amount of words... amazingly efficient.

[Big]

this one now has my vote... amazing that this dood was able to say so many separate but equality retarded things in such a few amount of words... amazingly efficient.

He's back and giving more advice...
http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...0&postcount=25

[lex57]

One more thing i curl 115 lbs .....olympic long bar(45lbs) and (35lbs) on each end for sets.

How many of you can say they curl 30 lbs under there body weight for sets.

Big you weigh 250...you would have to curl 220lbs for sets
to be relative to me.

Pound for Pound i know I am the strongest person of this board.

deen54

[TJM7275]

Oh Lex..... I love it bro!!! Deen is back!!!! YES, now we can all learn something

[calgarian]

One more thing i curl 115 lbs .....olympic long bar(45lbs) and (35lbs) on each end for sets.

How many of you can say they curl 30 lbs under there body weight for sets.

Big you weigh 250...you would have to curl 220lbs for sets
to be relative to me.

Pound for Pound i know I am the strongest person of this board. I can take 15 inches without making noise

deen54

Fixed

[B.E.N.]

One more thing i curl 115 lbs .....olympic long bar(45lbs) and (35lbs) on each end for sets.

How many of you can say they curl 30 lbs under there body weight for sets.

Big you weigh 250...you would have to curl 220lbs for sets
to be relative to me.

Pound for Pound i know I am the strongest person of this board.

deen54

Uppity lil cuss isn't he????

I weight 145 once...8th grade was so much fun.

[bmg]

He's back and giving more advice...
http://forums.steroid.com/showpost.p...0&postcount=25

oh wow

he started another thread that probably needs to be here. it seems that he stumbled onto a andro/ anabolic ratio chart and now he believes he discovered the holy grail of AS.... somewhere else he is touting var for its anabolic potency while saying that test is "weak."

i dont even know what to say...

[wilson9d]

Problem!!!

there is no way this guys for real but stupid none the less.