AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

[Deltasaurus]

it was pretty good though, to bad oh well

[*RAGE*]

it was good bro I got to read it before it was gone you were the man

[hellapimpin]

Originally Posted by *****
Phhhewwww, alright, take a deep breath, because this is unbelievable. Alright, so yesterday I walk to the store to buy muscle milk and oats, you know, nothing out of the ordinary, just a few ingrediants for my gainers. I elbow drop about thirty cubs fans on the way there because I have my Sox shirt on. And I key a few cars. Nothing special. Anyway, I get to the store, find my muscle milk and Quaker oats, and proceed to get in line to pay for my purchase. Who do I see when I get in line?? None other than THE Chuck Norris. I try hard to think of something to say, but draw a blank and start to get nervous that I might blow my shot at meeting THE Chuck Norris. His signature vomit-inducing hairy chest is still in its gnatted glory. I start to develop this nervous twitch, which doctors told me has something to do with my tourettes, and I brush him with my arm on accident. Sorry, I say, embaressed. He gives me the eye of the tiger. I throw an awkward smirk in there to try to lighten the mood. Anyway, he's up now to pay for his purchases. I've always been curious about what Chuck Norris might buy if he were in Dominick's, so I sneek a quick peak. From what I see, he's only buying K-1 jelly, six carrots, and a couple of gallons of milk. I start to wonder if the rumors about him being gay are true. That's alot of carrots, and K-1 jelly isn't exactly subtle. You catch my drift. As he whips out a wad of cash from his chest mat, the cashier tells him the milk he picked is past the expiration date. And what unfolds from here, my friends, is epic.

Chuck gets angry and says "What was that, bitch?" He grabs the milk from her frail hands and gives her an Indian burn. Not a real bad one, but enough to get his point across. It was almost bleeding. Then he rips the cap off with only his index finger and lifts it up to that grungy scumstache of his to smell. He takes a nice whiff and kicks back, making a loud grunting sound and spilling milk all over his chest, instantly absorbing it into his mat. He yells, "God Damnit!" at the top of his lungs and the place just freezes. My nervous twitch begins to worsen. "If I'm ever gonna get a chance to talk to Chuck", I tell myself, "this is it." So, in my nervous twitching, I say, "Uh, Mr. Norris, do you want me to run down aisle nine you COCK SUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHORE and get you some paper towels?" "Oh god," I say, "my tourettes!" I try to apologize, but he's not buying it. He gets right up in my grill. The putrid smell of rotten milk emulating from that chest of his makes me heave. He gets closer, and my homophobia starts to creep in, so I say, "You know, that Total Fitness Gym is really something else. Great range of motion on that thing", and start to back up frantically. He says, "Boy, you're just a big damn comedian, aren't ya son?" "How about I close that funny mouth of yours," he roars. He tries to grab my neck for an Indian Burn, but he misses and ends up grabbing this lady's kid and giving him a nice burn. When he realizes what he's done, its too late. The kid is KO'd. The mother is distraught, and Chuck's got me angry. I say, "You knocked him out, why don't you try knocking me out now?" He says, "I only fight in the ring kid." "My rings outside", I say.

It goes down right outside the L station. He circles me like its his birthday, acting like I'm just some chump on the street. He says, "you're gonna regret this kid", and throws a big right. I block it and uppercut him in the chin. He goes down, and it looks like the fight might be over. So I turn my back, shake my head at him, and start to walk away. All of a sudden his agent shows up and yells, "Chuck, you walk away from this, you walk away from Boflex and Total Fitness!" Chuck grunts his way up and runs up to me and sucker Indian burns my forearm. "Ahhhhh", I shout, "that kinda hurt!" and drop to the ground. He's trying to flip me over, I guess to somehow utilize his carrots, but I counter it and get him in a head lock. "Is that it!", I yell. He quickly submits. He's lying on the groud, his gnatted chest raw from rubbing on the asphault, when I hock a lugey on him and walk back toward the L. He gets back to his feet, and in one last desperate moment, charges at me. "Look out!" the crowd and recently arriving media yell. He pulls a knife out his pocket and is mid swing in sticking me when, smack, a car slams into him and takes him out clean. Chuck is out cold, and I breathe a sigh of relief. I wave to the applauding crowd and media, and make my way to get on the train, when someone yells, "Hey, kid, wait!" And out of the car steps Kareem Abdul Jahbar. "Kareem, is that you," I say. "Here ya go", he says, and throws me some shiny new kicks from back when he was balling. He gives me a sort of nod of approval, as if I'm to assume the throne from this day forward, and I make my way to the train as the sun sets.


The world was forever changed.





Whoever wrote that had my dying over ..ROFL!

[Deltasaurus]

this is the funniest thing ever, almost anyways. Keyed a dozen cars. LOL Indian Burns LOL
Carrots and Ky LOL where did u find this>?

[hellapimpin]

man..its been so long since i looked at this thread...Still funny as hell!!

[D7M]

repost from page #1

[amcon]

either way it is strange

[Mammon]

first time i posted one here but had to be done..

for my pct can i just use steroid clense from steroids .com?

[warchild]

haha

[Mooseman33]

that chuck norris story had to be the funniest thing i ever read.... is that guy still around? who posted that story as there name is blacked out...
would love to read other stuff from him.....

any help

[canadian meat]

I had to post this tread IMO its a classic. Not sure if its already in here but who cares here it goes again.

Controlled Delivery

[Dizz28]

This post wasn't on this board...thank god. But I just wanted to share it to show why steroids are illegal to possess without a prescription

This post was not made up....

So heres the story me and my bro were both taking a shot of deca from the same vial. We both withdrew with different needles and shot with 23g needles. But here is where my bro fs up!!! You know how after you take your shot there's always a little left in the syringe and needle. So when I left the room he thought it would be a good idea to take his syringe and with the same needle reinsert it into the vial to try and get what was left in the needle back into the vial wtf!!!! So my question is; is the entire vial dirty and unsterile now? Or is it ok for him to reuse the deca seeing how the needle went directly from his ass back into the vial without coming in contact with anything else. I know i sure as hell won't use any more of that deca because the needle was in his ass.. But is it completely ruined or is it ok for him to still use???

[ni4ni]

[QUOTE This post was not made up....[/QUOTE]

Now thats some funny shittt.

[D7M]

......

Im 20 years old and had planned on doing a test/deca for a 1st cycle

but since my genes are very prone to male pattern baldness
(my dad being bald at 30)
instead I will attempt the seldom attempted and unrecorded

CLOMID ONLY cycle
50 mg ED for a month

I do expect some steady gains from this, but nothing very drastic.

a diet plan and before pictures will be posted soon

Any comments or suggestions?

[BritishColumbian]

Any comments or suggestions?

wow, that is all, just WOW.

[*RAGE*]

......

OMG\ what a dumb ass..

[Matt]

Well as im being nice to people this week all i can say is, "we all make mistakes and the op is trying his best"...

[*RAGE*]

Well as im being nice to people this week all i can say is, "we all make mistakes and the op is trying his best"...

Ok this is just weard.....

[higherdesire]

MADD MATT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! Quick, Prone, I will check with interpol, you check with Hell, we'll meet back up later for an update!

[*RAGE*]

MADD MATT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! Quick, Prone, I will check with interpol, you check with Hell, we'll meet back up later for an update!

I cant stop laughing, he has done lost his mind, talk about waking up on the right side of the bed.....OMG

[Mammon]

lmao...

[higherdesire]

Ok Prone I get you when you say OMG( I am pretty good at this) so...Obviously Madd is Gone, but where? and more importantly will he ever be back? Do you know something we don't?

Is this line secure by the way?

[scerpico22]

^^^^ classic shit...

[*RAGE*]

Mad has been kiddnapped by doctor happy and has been taken to happy happy land....It is my understanding they have been giving him happy pills and no flaming shot...I am waiting for a call from the FBI. no this is not a secure site...

[Mammon]

i also heard through the grape vine he is wearing a beret and they are teaching him french..

[higherdesire]

roger on that, the eagle has not landed. I will scout for a scooby snack on the jagged edge, at this point we can pull out all the stops.

Over.

[*RAGE*]

I was just advised it is worst then we think, the Queen of England has just ordered 007 on the case. It is my understanding the doctor gold erection is on his way to give a no flaming rectal exam with his golden erection....we mush hurry

[higherdesire]

I actually breifed JB this AM right after our initial telegram. From here on out I will need you to refer to me as Higherdesire, as I am going under cover.

Over.

[*RAGE*]

10-4 roger, ASAP higherdesire, on the UC because it is in the PM and we need to get our hands on the erection before it explodes all over MAD..

over

[T-MOS]

Well as im being nice to people this week all i can say is, "we all make mistakes and the op is trying his best"...

Who the HELL are you and what have you done with MAD MATT???

[Matt]

This is killing me, and as for the french, im just going to pass on that for now..

[*RAGE*]

I just started a thread looking for him....i posted a reward god help us

over

[Ernst]

Mad Matt: AR's Manchurian Candidate.

[seriousmass]

can u inject this

all I can say, is.. oh my f*cking god.

[*RAGE*]

can u inject this

all I can say, is.. oh my f*cking god.

This is the reason I spend most of my time in the lounge...sad....

[NATE0406]

haha i knew it wouldnt take long..

[seriousmass]

This is the reason I spend most of my time in the lounge...sad....

I think I'm done with Q & A.

... I guess it should be left for the VETS anyways, that's what they're paid for. No need for me to get stressed out. lol

[*RAGE*]

I think I'm done with Q & A.

... I guess it should be left for the VETS anyways, that's what they're paid for. No need for me to get stressed out. lol

you give great advice bro...keep going strong bro..you have a lot to offer..

[Matt]

can u inject this

all I can say, is.. oh my f*cking god.

Haha, theres some real dumb fuvks out there...

[higherdesire]

I guess I wil post here so noone has to post it here later:

You can inject in the stomach, so I guess I missed something else that made it a shame worthy quote?