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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso View Post
    yep. I think he ended up going to the hospital because of an infection or something afterwards. Does anyone remember what happend to him? It was so long ago I forget lol
    Reminds me of the people that cut out there tattoos.

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    Holy shite that nasty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    Who's Slo Mo?
    Look on the first page of this topic

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    I am not sure if this is really a quote but you have to read this thread, you will be shocked. You could post all most everything in here that the writer wrote.
    Day 5 and Im up 17lbs weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z28chrismac View Post
    The squirts vary to much. Use a measuring device

    1/4 tsp = 1 ml
    1 tsp = 5 ml
    this made me laugh!! oooo the math and the logic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git View Post
    this made me laugh!! oooo the math and the logic...
    so.. 4 x 1 = 5? WTF?!

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    is it ok to stack testosterone enanthate with dianabol

    and dont skip post 20.. i had a shining moment.. props for me ><

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    The post about fighting Chuck Norris just about made me wake up my kids from lau***ng so hard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse1960 View Post
    are you going to take sustanon and winstrol without any base like cypionate or test enth.?..
    oh thats quality

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    lol....

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    I swear these are actual posts, I didn't modify them. It's a highschool kid who is afraid of a chick that sits nex to him and touches him during class. He wanted our "advice" on whether to switch seat away from her or not....

    Once again, I swear I didn't change the quotes at all! This is it:


    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    I'm 18, turning 19 in a month.
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    I could do alot better than her tho. I'm exceptionally handsome.
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    I'm a real head turner thats for sure.
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    Red, naw man. When you look as good as me this kinda shit happens.
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    Don't you guys find it ****t up that she keeps telling me she has a boyfriend tho? Like wtf?
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamingBig View Post
    Jaydub. I already stated this b4. I am a very handsome man. This is the kinda shit I go through every day. Being beautiful isn't all its cracked up to be man.

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    I know how he feels

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    .... it's my curse lol

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    ha ha -

    reminds me of this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwRczzDiPtw

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa View Post
    is it ok to stack testosterone enanthate with dianabol

    and dont skip post 20.. i had a shining moment.. props for me ><
    hahah good stuff there Tai...

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa View Post
    oh thats quality
    haha your sarcasm is freaking hilarious my man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hephens View Post
    Lol your not gonnar believe what i did with my sachets. i had no vials, so i would poor all the contents from the sachet into a lid of like some drink bottle cap than used syringes to extract it out of that in open air. btw i was very hygenic about this so i made sure everything was clean the area i was doing it in, washd the bottle cap with hot water, washed my hands, made sure not to breath anywhere near the juice while i was doing this etc. I did this alot of times and had no bad juice or got any infections.
    alrighty then.

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    I would say its fair, has long has he just cleaned that some sort of drink bottle cap he was using. Its very safe!

    WTF are people thinking? .. .

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    we have to go back here every now and again, just to remember the stupidity of people...also reading this funny asss thread again made me wish SC was still around.
    Quote Originally Posted by Starter7777 View Post
    As a matter of fact I remember most of my diet that I used because it took so dang long to figure out....... even though it is very simple.
    I started 14 weeks prior, and here is what I did.
    Every morning I did cardio before breakfast, sprints as a matter of fact! Then I ate a large bowl of Rice Chex, with a banna to follow. At lunch I at 5 chicken strips from KFC alon with water. Between lunch and dinner, I snacked on pumkin seeds, and when dinner rolled around it was another bowl of checks and maybe a protien shake.
    A couple hours later I ate Chicken Chow mein from Lean Cuisine. That's all I did for 10 weeks....... and the remaining four weeks I did I loaded carbs for one week, and droped the next week, and repeated. In the carb load phase, the only thing I did different than the diet I just mentioned was, I added 3 more bowls of Rice Chex thourghout the day, and when I cut back, I substitued the chex with and low carb meal I could come up with like, lean ground beef.
    My current diet is pretty much like the carb up I mentioned, I simply eat Rice Chex throughout the day and KFC.

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    hey, I like KFC

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    wait its not just KFC bro, Ill help unlock the secret for ya here you go...

    Quote Originally Posted by Starter7777 View Post
    Tell ya what, it's not just Rice Chex and KFC, your forgeting chicken chow mein, protien shakes, bananas, and I throw in some other stuff occasionaly, don't knock till you try it, that's all I'm saying about my diet, and that was not meant to flame.
    You know where I got the idea for KFC, Lee priest, that's where, in his offseason, he said in an interview that he just ate it constantly! Of course I assumed that before a comp, he would drop it, and he probably did, but I like it so much I just couldn't give it up, and only eat it once a day, it's not like it's that big of a deal.
    Swole Cat,
    I really looked up to you, your diet knowledge is awesome, and I don't know what your problem with me is,,,,,,,,,, just because I have a different opinion than you....... Even after what you called me in one of your posts, that doesn't bother me, I still admire you knowldge, and will continue to!
    I have never said one thing to put you down, if you don't like what I have to say, that's fine, but to just flame the hell outta me when I ain't said anything to you? Hey man, I've seen you pics, they look awesome, but obviously what I do works for me? are you upset cause I don't look like a little sitck bug like you thought? Well, I'm no arnold, but I obviously know what I'm doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny101 View Post
    rite i need sum help wiv my ass thys,i put on alot of weight recently n both of them have gone f*****g huge,iv started working out agen a cuple munfs ago im loseing weight around my body but not in eiter of these places im doing squats and fings but nuffins happening.i have 2 do summin about it its ruining my life basicaly im paranoid 24/7 n no jeans or trousers fit
    please help ne exercises i can do or maybe its a medical problem?
    hooked on phonics gone bad^

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    too much estrogen causes weight gain around the butt and thighs and also unintelligeble conversations, could explain it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    hooked on phonics gone bad^
    lol big I fell of my chair laphing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dizz28 View Post
    too much estrogen causes weight gain around the butt and thighs and also unintelligeble conversations, could explain it
    Hmmm, that also explains my ex-wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    Hmmm, that also explains my ex-wife.
    i believe that also explains Tai...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    Hmmm, that also explains my ex-wife.
    oh knowing that knowledge about estrogen is the key to unlocking the universe

    i firmly believe it's the most powerful hormone on earth, both physically and how it effects society... lol

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    dark matter=estrogen

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    Quote Originally Posted by starter7777
    Tell ya what, it's not just Rice Chex and KFC, your forgeting chicken chow mein, protien shakes, bananas, and I throw in some other stuff occasionaly, don't knock till you try it, that's all I'm saying about my diet, and that was not meant to flame.
    You know where I got the idea for KFC, Lee priest, that's where, in his offseason, he said in an interview that he just ate it constantly! Of course I assumed that before a comp, he would drop it, and he probably did, but I like it so much I just couldn't give it up, and only eat it once a day, it's not like it's that big of a deal.
    Swole Cat,
    I really looked up to you, your diet knowledge is awesome, and I don't know what your problem with me is,,,,,,,,,, just because I have a different opinion than you....... Even after what you called me in one of your posts, that doesn't bother me, I still admire you knowldge, and will continue to!
    I have never said one thing to put you down, if you don't like what I have to say, that's fine, but to just flame the hell outta me when I ain't said anything to you? Hey man, I've seen you pics, they look awesome, but obviously what I do works for me? are you upset cause I don't look like a little sitck bug like you thought? Well, I'm no arnold, but I obviously know what I'm doing.

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    ^^^man chicken chow mein, why the hell didnt I think of that?????

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    i love the first 2 lines. i was like 'yep thats me'

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    I like this lines:

    "As a computer science major, I changed the way I think about everything. I always have to ask and try and figure out the answers to obscure questions most people don't really care about. This leads me to this thread."
    Last edited by MartínFierros; 03-13-2008 at 08:53 PM.

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    Honour to the greatest hall of shamer: SM47

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr747 View Post
    hi guys
    if you drank text prop or test e would it work???

    i know you would lose some but do you think it will work?
    Here is a good one drinking steroids
    Last edited by RANA; 03-27-2008 at 08:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    hooked on phonics gone bad^
    oh hell.. LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by tjpatrick1987
    Hey hey Pewn! im in college and ill go out and drink a few beers on the weekends lol.... im skinny and those calories help too... I am dedicated to my gaining diet, their has only been 2 days in the last 1 1/2 months i didnt get my calories . I learn from my mistakes...i still gotta have fun ... ur only young once and im not gunna miss out....and pewn you are a Fox!

    ^^This was written to that Fox Pewn...
    Well... Check this gem of a thread from tjpatrick:

    http://forums.steroid.com/diet-nutrition/335848-dieting-3-months-my-metabolism-messed-post3886554.html

    Apparently 'dieting'=eating more.

    And a 'messed up metabolism' = 'a fast one'

    And... 'eating a shitload' = 'eating three meals per day + celery in between'

    etc. etc.

    and the gem:

    'asking for advice' = '**** off... you know-it-all.. I know it all already'



    -CNS

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Narkissos* View Post
    Well... Check this gem of a thread from tjpatrick:

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?p=3886554

    Apparently 'dieting'=eating more.

    And a 'messed up metabolism' = 'a fast one'

    And... 'eating a shitload' = 'eating three meals per day + celery in between'

    etc. etc.

    and the gem:

    'asking for advice' = '**** off... you know-it-all.. I know it all already'



    -CNS
    You probably induced apoptosis on a few of his brain cells.

    Bad Nark

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