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    on cheat day he eats a can of crisco and chases it with old grease from the deep fryer

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    ^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    on cheat day he eats a can of crisco and chases it with old grease from the deep fryer
    aww yes.. the ol'colon cleanser combo..

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    Must be refreshing to sweat crisco from your pores!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Punnisher
    It's so simple guys, just sterilize and reuse a needle or two to hold you over for until your order from the board sponsor arrives. It's not that big of a deal to reuse a pin once. Just make sure the pin is sterilized in alcohol before reusing it.

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    That nothing really dude. Did you see the post before where some guy reused needles over 10 times? OUCH!!!!

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    how about this guy trying to sell used syringes and needles?
    cheap syringes for sale, only used once.

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    ^^^u cant be serious??? that link dont work though...

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    it got deleted and he's banned, he's an arse that just joins to fark the site up when he can

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    oh...figures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    how about this guy trying to sell used syringes and needles?
    cheap syringes for sale, only used once.


    so the needles i bought will not be coming now.... shit... i ran out mid cycle.. and need some quick..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    so the needles i bought will not be coming now.... shit... i ran out mid cycle.. and need some quick..
    just sterilize them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
    just sterilize them...
    And blow them off after picking them up off the floor ..

    Greg Valentino Style........



    Merc.

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    i.. dont know many people that actually have an autoclave sitting around their house..

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    "I'm jacked all day and can't focus while studying. Vicodin clams me way down, but of course the doc won't give me any for studying. Is there a pharmacy online that I can get some vicodin from w/o a prescription??"
    By CgetsBusy

    Anyone know about online pharmacies??

    Only a junkie would use this excuse to try to phish for Narcs...it has to be some sort of joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merc.
    And blow them off after picking them up off the floor ..

    Greg Valentino Style........



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    exactly!!!

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    heres one it deserves to be here cause dude actually thinks we will believe his excuse
    Quote Originally Posted by CgetsBusy
    I'm in the middle of a test and deca stack and I'm jacked all day and can't focus while studying. Vicodin clams me way down, but of course the doc won't give me any for studying. Is there a pharmacy online that I can get some vicodin from w/o a prescription??

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    lol.. what a idiot... well with deca we know hes not jacking..

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    Originally Posted by The Punnisher
    It's so simple guys, just sterilize and reuse a needle or two to hold you over for until your order from the board sponsor arrives. It's not that big of a deal to reuse a pin once. Just make sure the pin is sterilized in alcohol before reusing it.



    Sorry about that one guys, I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I typed that. For the record, I've never done reused a needle and when I realized what I was saying, I felt pretty stupid. I f'd up though and I'd rather leave it there so people see the way I got flamed and don't get any ideas, than delete it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Punnisher
    Originally Posted by The Punnisher
    It's so simple guys, just sterilize and reuse a needle or two to hold you over for until your order from the board sponsor arrives. It's not that big of a deal to reuse a pin once. Just make sure the pin is sterilized in alcohol before reusing it.



    Sorry about that one guys, I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I typed that. For the record, I've never done reused a needle and when I realized what I was saying, I felt pretty stupid. I f'd up though and I'd rather leave it there so people see the way I got flamed and don't get any ideas, than delete it.
    no worries, learn and move on.....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowa Boy
    friend had an average length seizure (approx 1 1/2 min) and just came out of it. How long should stay awake......never had one before but seems fine now. Did do some partying tonight.

    what a good friend he is... asking us instead of going to the doctors..

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    thank you for doing that pewn.

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    i had to .... lol...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjetsfan86
    everytime i take something that raises my test levels wheather it be superdrol or aas whenever i get hot i get very itchy all over, sometimes unbearable anybody have any idea why this is or how to prevent it
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    Not to me. it sounds like std though. I think u need to see a doc for thaat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic
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    ^ yeah i have to say, after reading that one, my day got a little merrier.

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    have you guys seen the thread about a newbee say how do i plug up the hole in my vial after i take the needle out.WTF
    thats like saying oh shit our car just flew in a lake , lets turn on the ac and wait

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    oh... sm ... i will never get enough..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Second2None
    have you guys seen the thread about a newbee say how do i plug up the hole in my vial after i take the needle out.
    I've seen that question more than once lol. I want to tell them "first you order some tiny corks, then each time you pull the needle out you place a cork in the hole"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    I've seen that question more than once lol. I want to tell them "first you order some tiny corks, then each time you pull the needle out you place a cork in the hole"
    if you told them that they would probaly try to find them, thats funny

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    lol.... big how are those used needles working out ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    lol.... big how are those used needles working out ...
    I didn't want to contaminate my sterile vials with the used needles, so I transferred all my gear to old used vials as well. Now I'm golden

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImaGetBigger
    I didn't want to contaminate my sterile vials with the used needles, so I transferred all my gear to old used vials as well. Now I'm golden
    why didnt i think of doin that, good idea

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    It dont get much better than this FOLKS!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Slaiv
    well anyways i met this guy at the gym and he is pretty cool!

    he likes the whole bodybuilding sport and so on and so forth. He is giving me some pointers on how to better my current techniques.

    well anyways besides all that, he was giving me some insight on the bodybuilding world and how dedicated those guys and women are.

    He told me that they go to the gym like hours and hours a day, they eat STRICT meals and get alot of sleep and wakeup to workout more and more and more hours, that some of them dont even have jobs.

    so i asked how do they live and pay bills? well they get sponsors and they pay them and all that which is why its sooo important that they win so they can still be sponsored.

    anywho, i kept on asking questions, "can they still go out on the weekends?" "do they have girlfriends?" "can they have days off where they do nothing?"

    and he said no, none of that until contest time. So i was like "what about sex?" dont those guys get laid or something?

    then he started exp[laining sometihng to me that was shocking. Those guys need all the energy they can get to work out, they need all the sleep they can get and they need to focus

    so i was like omg!!

    so i started reading online about that stuff and i found some sites that i dont know if its true about sex.

    is it true that an orgasm you burn like 300calories? but u also lose like 200g of protein in your semen/sperm?

    reason i ask is, is there really a big deal with the abstinence in sexual activity? what are the results physically in engaging in sex or having a orgasm?

    will i really lose protein? can my body become catabolic? will my blood pressure go high enough to cause insulin to come out in my body?

    if you guys can fill me in on any sexual facts regarding dieting and all that id greatly appreciate it.

    i relly wanna know because im a very sexually active guy. i like sex alot, like i dont mean to sound dirty, but i sleep with alot of my close female friends, so its like a daily basis that i get laid, and if for some stranger reason out of the long list of girls i have dont come through for a night, ill do it myself :-P

    yea yea i choke the chicken here and there occasionally, but all this sex, i hope im not hindering my progress in getting in shape? am i throwing away vital nutrients? and i not letting my body rest?

    any info would be GREATLY appreciated!! Thanks!!

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    ^^^ Yeah, I get laid by Rosie and her 5 buddies like 2 or 3 times a day. Im a rock star and Im very good looking too. Can you drink winny?

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    I throw away vital nutrients almost everyday...so that's why I look like an Ethiopian

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    Yeah that story would be pinnacle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S431M7
    u could really frontload or backload it, it is really upto u. But anyway at some point u will still be shut down for while may be a wk or 2. check this link for farthur ref:
    13 Things to Remember About HCG

    back load ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    back load ?

    What the hell does that mean?

    And what does he mean by "at some point u will still be shut down for while may be a wk or 2" ??

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