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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    Why can't they have you? Are they married? Are you married? Or should I say, have a "life partner"?
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    Ahhhh, lol.

    I should have read between the lines.

    I'd hit it!

    j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    I'd hit it!

    j/k

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    ok Carlos, what you need to do is just bus t a nut in these hoes.
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    damn thats harsh!
    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E

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    Why don't you just cop a feel the next time someone grabs you?

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    Hahaha, some of you guys don't catch on too quick do you?

    Carlos - So I take it that's Mr Bakhi in your avvy huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Hahaha, some of you guys don't catch on too quick do you?
    And neither do the women at my work.

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    Carlos - So I take it that's Mr Bakhi in your avvy huh?
    Yup. That's who I cross an ocean for. It's strange falling for someone who lives on another continent but he's worth the trip. I'm told we're a pretty good looking couple. Some of the women on AR have asked if either of us have brothers and to hook them up.
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    Carlos what nationality is he? I know you said he was in Spain but is that where he is from?


    just being nosey.



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    i had no idea about all of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I'm sitting at my desk minding my own business working. And out of no where, some woman I have no idea who she is or what department she works, walks in, stands right next to me and grabs my arm with one hand and my chest with the other hand. I look up at her and she says "We were just talking about you and your body, and I was told to come in here and feel you."

    I looked at her and said, "have you ever heard of a term sexual harassment?"

    She jumped and pulled her hands away. Then made a joke saying "I think there is a 10 second rule. As long as I didn't have my hands on you for 10 seconds it's OK." So I said, if that's the case can I grab your TIT for 9.5 seconds and we call it even. She walked out laughing.
    that was perfect... you touch mine, i'll touch yours..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    i had no idea about all of this
    I didnt either til like 2 weeks ago when i saw a post of his and then i was like waittt a minute..ohhhhhhhh

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    you werent aware of what. that carlos is black..


    how does that change your feelins on him

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    you werent aware of what. that carlos is black..


    how does that change your feelins on him
    i wasnt aware Carlos was your starting shortstop...

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    haha, but we need a new catcher, and your perfect...cept fo the fattits

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    and the devil eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman
    Carlos what nationality is he? I know you said he was in Spain but is that where he is from? just being nosey.
    Yes, he is a Spaniard. Speaks 6 languages. Works in marketing for a global company. I speak Spanish but not 100% fluent. All of the family and friends I've met speak Spanish, no one speaks English.
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    how did you meet him? internet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    She was cute. Early 20s, petite. Dark hair and eyes.
    then i'm failing to see the problem here.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    was she pretty?
    Who gives a fvck, she had TITS, he just said so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    Who gives a fvck, she had TITS, he just said so.
    tai has fattits would you let him do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I didnt either til like 2 weeks ago when i saw a post of his and then i was like waittt a minute..ohhhhhhhh
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    i had no idea about all of this
    I thought people would have caught on last year when I posted I was dating an NFL pro football player. (white guy, denver broncos) But people thought I was joking. He was a whinny obsessive bitch so he got dumped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    i wasnt aware Carlos was your starting shortstop...
    My position is pitcher.

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    how did you meet him? internet?
    Naa, met here in NYC. I'm a sucker for blue/green eyes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yes, he is a Spaniard. Speaks 6 languages. Works in marketing for a global company. I speak Spanish but not 100% fluent. All of the family and friends I've met speak Spanish, no one speaks English.
    sounds like he makes you happy.


    Good luck.

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    well this thread turned into a GLAAD meeting fast...



    homos

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    Oh, so carlos plays for thesame team as Deca . Now I understand why he isnt banging the chicka's at work

    Took me a while to figure out if most of this thread was meant to be serious or not.

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    im just coaching the team... you dont have to be a player on the team to coach... call me pete rose

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    im just coaching the team... you dont have to be a player on the team to coach... call me pete rose

    stop hiding your pain, we know the truth, carlos just left you on the bench

    You--------> <------Carlos and his spanish friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    well this thread turned into a GLAAD meeting fast...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    My position is pitcher.


    Naa, met here in NYC. I'm a sucker for blue/green eyes.


    Thats funny because my eyes are the exact same color

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    Thats funny because my eyes are the exact same color

    Ya, but he doesnt want a guy who actually LOOKS GAY, just one who is gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Predator
    Ya, but he doesnt want a guy who actually LOOKS GAY, just one who is gay


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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Predator
    Ya, but he doesnt want a guy who actually LOOKS GAY, just one who is gay
    Very true.
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    how does it work

    how do you know whose gay and whose not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    how does it work

    how do you know whose gay and whose not?
    If a guy is too friendly, gives too many compliments and smiles too much. He's hitting on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    If a guy is too friendly, gives too many compliments and smiles too much. He's hitting on you.
    Ya I got hit on a few times in Hollywood when I was over there for the Rose Bowl. It's not hard to pick up on. These 2 dudes kept saying like oh ur so big how do you get that big, and were like overly nice and then after awhile one tried being like flex limmie feel. Pretty obvious from the start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Ya I got hit on a few times in Hollywood when I was over there for the Rose Bowl. It's not hard to pick up on. These 2 dudes kept saying like oh ur so big how do you get that big, and were like overly nice and then after awhile one tried being like flex limmie feel. Pretty obvious from the start.
    Sounds like Bathgate and Blown

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Ya I got hit on a few times in Hollywood when I was over there for the Rose Bowl. It's not hard to pick up on. These 2 dudes kept saying like oh ur so big how do you get that big, and were like overly nice and then after awhile one tried being like flex limmie feel. Pretty obvious from the start.
    Most guys aren't that obvious unless they're super homo gay. Asking to squeeze a guy's arm... super homo gay. The only way I could tell Rolan was gay and liked me was he smiled a lot and he was nervous talking to me. When we go places people are surprised we're a couple because we don't appear gay or at least what they think gay looks like. Specially females. They check us out and try and make eye contact so he always does something to let them see we're a couple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Most guys aren't that obvious unless they're super homo gay. Asking to squeeze a guy's arm... super homo gay. The only way I could tell Rolan was gay and liked me was he smiled a lot and he was nervous talking to me. When we go places people are surprised we're a couple because we don't appear gay or at least what they think gay looks like. Specially females. They check us out and try and make eye contact so he always does something to let them see we're a couple.
    So you dont participate in that parade, or you dont drape yourself in rainbows?

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    Unless Married

    Unless Your Married Theres Somthing Really Wrong. No Disrespect But Are U Gay?

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