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Me and my gf schedules just havent been on the same page for a few days and it gona kilkl me

[Schmidty]

She has 2jobs and is a senior in high school and I have 3jobs and take 4 classes

[Schmidty]

I havent even had the time to beat me meat in a few either

[Schmidty]

I stiil dont know what my custom title is gona be

[Schmidty]

I have no clue

[Schmidty]

A few months ago I was talkin about this wiered grunting guy on the computer next to me and hes here again

[Schmidty]

god damn my breath smells. Holy shit that is some rancid ass shit

[Schmidty]

I love the band Rancid.

[Schmidty]

Did U c that. That is how to be a true post whore. U havve to become a dumb blond as soon as u get on this page

[Schmidty]

I was talkin about rancid breath, then the band, then u talk about other bands u like and u talk about what those band members do that u like

[Schmidty]

I should write a book about how to be a post whore

[Schmidty]

my chest really hurts. I hate being sick. I wonder if Ill even try to go out tonight

[Schmidty]

I dont even think I want to go out tonight. I got to work early as fvck

[Schmidty]

But i MAKE LIKE $20 a hour

[Schmidty]

my bad I hit the cap locks.

[Schmidty]

2850. I started toDAY AT LESS THEN 2650

[Schmidty]

Damn it I hit the stupid caplocks again

[Schmidty]

I dont even see a need for the cap locks button. I cant think of one time that i have ever used it

[Schmidty]

I am going strong. I gota go to the bathroom really fast

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Then go to the bathroom whore

[Schmidty]

im back I had to fart

[JDMSilviaSpecR]

Time to drive 60 miles in 3 hours....good old LA traffic

[Schmidty]

i couldnt just fart were im at becaus ethen people would be like hey did u just fart

[Schmidty]

Thats why u should get a bike or develop teleportation skills

[Schmidty]

I think a bike is a lil easier to get though. I could be wrong

[Schmidty]

I can not beleive how bad my breath is.

[Schmidty]

My breath is so bad it could burn a hole through a lamb coat or even the strongest of things such as the turkey feather

[Schmidty]

So today I was at my buddys house leting out their moms dogs because my friends dont live their any more and their mom is out of town

[Schmidty]

I decided to check my mail on her computer and i saw in the history my friends mom was lookin at a porn site

[Schmidty]

she was on m o m m y l o v e s c o c k

[Schmidty]

Now I dont know if I should call them and make fun of them for it or wait to see them and suprise them with it.or just not say anything about it. But thats not very likely

[Schmidty]

mommy loves cock holy shit thats some funny shit

[Schmidty]

I got a good laugh

[Schmidty]

I need to get a better pic of me 4my avy

[Schmidty]

I wonder what pose I should do 4 my next avy

[Schmidty]

maybe a back double bicep

[Schmidty]

or a front lat spread.I have really big lats

[Schmidty]

or a most muscular with a pump

[Schmidty]

Man I shure would like some one else to say somethin

[Schmidty]

oput of 34 fvckin people Ur all just gona watch me whore