'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i may even get her named tattooed!!

SYKE... im not that retarded

ya talking about the party chick? the 5,2.

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

how are you today Voland???

I'm fine. Just picked my new nerd glasses. Had lunch with my girl. Tried to hit on the asian waitress while girl was on the wathroom but the stupid boss kept creeping her out and staring like a fvking perv voyeur to every chick. He even asked my chick when i was in the bathroom "is every thig okay, LADY" LOL. She explained this to me while laughing at that dork. hahaha

**smokeyd** · 09-18-2008, 06:52 AM

hahaha funny first page for the morning boys

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 06:54 AM

hey smokey

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 06:55 AM

OH and my first tat session has ben rescheduled for TOMORROW wooooow

**smokeyd** · 09-18-2008, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

OH and my first tat session has ben rescheduled for TOMORROW wooooow

i wanna tat but no idea what

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:00 AM

This was my lunch today:
-Boquerones, olives, berberechos as ana aptizer.
-Caesar salad.
-Double paella
-Entrecotte al girll with baked potatoes.
-Pijama.
I feel soooo bodybuilder.

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by smokeyd

i wanna tat but no idea what

Your avi, would be an original option.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

ya talking about the party chick? the 5,2.

yes sir

Originally Posted by smokeyd

hahaha funny first page for the morning boys

lol. whats so funny eh??

Originally Posted by smokeyd

i wanna tat but no idea what

im getting an urge for another one.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:05 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Your avi, would be an original option.

that would be bad ass!!

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im getting an urge for another one.

You could tat something unique, hey, how bout a tribal or a chineese letter or a star? LOL

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

You could tat something unique, hey, how bout a tribal or a chineese letter or a star? LOL

all mine are pretty much unique. so ill pass on your ideas. lol

how bout cock and balls?

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

all mine are pretty much unique. so ill pass on your ideas. lol

how bout cock and balls?

sounds good. But don't try my replica, won't fit even in your 6'3ft. If you were 8,8ft maaaaybe if could fit in scale LOL.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

sounds good. But don't try my replica, won't fit even in your 6'3ft. If you were 8,8ft maaaaybe if could fit in scale LOL.

lol. riiiigghhttt,

what ever helps you sleep at night bro!!!

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lol. riiiigghhttt,

what ever helps you sleep at night bro!!!

That + my blue pills=sleep LOL.

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:19 AM

oh, my girls dad. Likes me for her daughter. Taday he took her to the restuarant cos she has no car (nor do i). And she introduced me her father. We spoke like two buddy. And he wispered to my ear. Man, thank, god! hahaha
Thats good. but thats also bad. I don't wanna marry, nor a fiance, i just want to hang out, sex, and chill together.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:19 AM

sooo

come here often?

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

oh, my girls dad. Likes me for her daughter. Taday he took her to the restuarant cos she has no car (nor do i). And she introduced me her father. We spoke like two buddy. And he wispered to my ear. Man, thank, god! hahaha
Thats good. but thats also bad. I don't wanna marry, nor a fiance, i just want to hang out, sex, and chill together.

uh oh!!

volands going to the chapel, and hes going to get married!

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

uh oh!!

volands going to the chapel, and hes going to get married!

Thanks to my super liberal mom (who i love) and that asshole my mom calls husband who i hate i'm not baptised or anything so no chapel for me....hihihihihi.

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:23 AM

If i even see that situation coming over i'd fly out of the country in no time like a hero lololo

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:32 AM

Dude. My napoleonic game is not working. I'm failing too much.
Failing i mean i'm not doing my job. Being in a relationship has diminished my insticts of survival (thats sex-hunt).

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:33 AM

new page! yeah! im a whore.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:33 AM

hahah. tah dah!! super voland!!

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Dude. My napoleonic game is not working. I'm failing too much.
Failing i mean i'm not doing my job. Being in a relationship has diminished my insticts of survival (thats sex-hunt).

yea. thats the downside of actually dating someone. you can get rusty!

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:35 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yea. thats the downside of actually dating someone. you can get rusty!

That can't happen. I need help. I need new conversation topics. Chicky topics, new uppercuts.

**inky-e** · 09-18-2008, 07:35 AM

Hey Whores!

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:36 AM

hey inky

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Hey Whores!

just sent you a text before seeing your post. lol

sup pops!!

**inky-e** · 09-18-2008, 07:36 AM

Sup Voland?!

**inky-e** · 09-18-2008, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

just sent you a text before seeing your post. lol

sup pops!!

Yo Sonny boy!!

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:37 AM

Doing fine. Psycked bout my tat tomorrow in the morning.

**inky-e** · 09-18-2008, 07:38 AM

Just wanted to stop by and say Hi. got a couple things to finish up so I can be free all weekend!! Catch Y'all later

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by inky-e

Yo Sonny boy!!

dude, im infatuated with this new girl

totally and utterly.

its sad in a way. lol

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

dude, im infatuated with this new girl

totally and utterly.

its sad in a way. lol

You already have a nice suit? I could take the pics of your wed, i'm a decent photographer.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:42 AM

i wonder if Kratos texted that girl

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

You already have a nice suit? I could take the pics of your wed, i'm a decent photographer.

really? sure ill fly ya out!! that would be good shit

and im wearing a purple speedo to my wedding.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:45 AM

pee pee time

**Voland** · 09-18-2008, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

really? sure ill fly ya out!! that would be good shit

and im wearing a purple speedo to my wedding.

cool purple speedo!, don't forget the finger-cut gloves. That would make you such a badass. You can even pick up some hot guy at the wedding ceremony like that lol.

**Dukkit** · 09-18-2008, 07:52 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

cool purple speedo!, don't forget the finger-cut gloves. That would make you such a badass. You can even pick up some hot guy at the wedding ceremony like that lol.

yea mex is coming, so who knows what will happen