Like Tree112Likes

Thread: 'Official Postwhore Thread'

  1. #95721
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    What??? Sounds like self esteem issues....I see fat chics and am just turned off...I'm married so it doesn't really apply to me but.....I didn't put in all this work to look good only to hook up with a chic that isn't equally as hot! Thats just hypothetical...cause I don't cheat.
    sounds weird to me too. but thats how it is. He gets hit but hot girls constantly and he just rejects them.

  2. #95722
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    In barcelona, every guy on a clothing store, no matter wat type of cloth they are gay. And they always look at me in a way i feel embarrassed like they where about o hit on me but they don't cos they fear my response, because of my alphaness.
    I'm nothing original at all, i'm a metalskinhead, noot goodloking. Girls (i like) say i'm too harsh, too rough, too dominant, too dictator, thay i wlak too fast, that my tattoos are horrible. But those gay dudes get wet or something. Why can't it be reverse. meanwhile the girls i like are dating/like skinny model type metrosexuals. This world is weird weird weird.
    haha yeah you sound like a magnet to them gays based on the way you described yourself lol...

    I have notice that girls like the "metrosexual" looking guy nowadays.

  3. #95723
    inky-e's Avatar
    inky-e is offline AR's ORIGINAL ANABOLIC OUTLAW~ [RIP-8/20/11]
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    the three oh!
    Posts
    13,329
    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    you got it.. ill take it
    PM me your info and the wife will process it today...first one will get there in 6 weeks.

  4. #95724
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    alright dukki so we didn't get laid last night cuz she had a group project until 2am, but she texted me saying 'we should have the sex talk so i know when you're ready'...and i already asked her if SHE was ready so idk why she did that...but it most likely means i'm gettin' some tonight!

  5. #95725
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    hey smokey

  6. #95726
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    exactly, that's why guys go to the bar
    next thing you know she's had 200 offers for dick in the last month, you aren't looking so special.
    yeah lol i know where you are coming from man....

  7. #95727
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    but, I think Aston Kutcher is gay, wtf is he doing married to Demi Moore, she's got kids and stuff and she was hot like 20 years ago. I smell cover up.

  8. #95728
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    alright dukki so we didn't get laid last night cuz she had a group project until 2am, but she texted me saying 'we should have the sex talk so i know when you're ready'...and i already asked her if SHE was ready so idk why she did that...but it most likely means i'm gettin' some tonight!
    oh my goodness, sex talk? wtf are you talking about. how does it ever get to the point where talking about it is nessicary? You gotta be more agressive dude.

  9. #95729
    inky-e's Avatar
    inky-e is offline AR's ORIGINAL ANABOLIC OUTLAW~ [RIP-8/20/11]
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    the three oh!
    Posts
    13,329
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    alright dukki so we didn't get laid last night cuz she had a group project until 2am, but she texted me saying 'we should have the sex talk so i know when you're ready'...and i already asked her if SHE was ready so idk why she did that...but it most likely means i'm gettin' some tonight!
    Like the one I did with my children??lol

  10. #95730
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    alright dukki so we didn't get laid last night cuz she had a group project until 2am, but she texted me saying 'we should have the sex talk so i know when you're ready'...and i already asked her if SHE was ready so idk why she did that...but it most likely means i'm gettin' some tonight!
    she is the kind of girl who WANTS it but she doesn't whan too look as a slut or a nymphomaniac. Use my tactic. Be a no mercy fvcker. Blow her midn of and make her cum insanely. enough with teenage sex talking are "readyness blabalba". Be a man. And take control of the situation if she really doesn't want that she'll say it she has a mouth.

  11. #95731
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    Quote Originally Posted by inky-e View Post
    Like the one I did with my children??lol
    nah most likely the 'we're both ungodly horny and when is this gonna finally happen?' hehehe

  12. #95732
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    but, I think Aston Kutcher is gay, wtf is he doing married to Demi Moore, she's got kids and stuff and she was hot like 20 years ago. I smell cover up.
    lmfao.... my friend i think there are more tha njust Ahston Kutcher who might be and just get married to cover it up. For the longest time I have thought about Tom Curise being gay.

  13. #95733
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    oh my goodness, sex talk? wtf are you talking about. how does it ever get to the point where talking about it is nessicary? You gotta be more agressive dude.
    See, Kratos proves my point.

  14. #95734
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    YOU CAN DO IT my bitch.

  15. #95735
    KatsMeow is offline Stupid
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    18,830
    another boring day...

  16. #95736
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    she is the kind of girl who WANTS it but she doesn't whan too look as a slut or a nymphomaniac. Use my tactic. Be a no mercy fvcker. Blow her midn of and make her cum insanely. enough with teenage sex talking are "readyness blabalba". Be a man. And take control of the situation if she really doesn't want that she'll say it she has a mouth.
    I think you are so right. And last night after i asked her if SHE was ready (and she sayd yes), she sat there with her roomies for 2 hrs and looked up sex positions and methods etc

    god i can't fvcking wait

    i'm gonna pound that vag

  17. #95737
    smokeyd's Avatar
    smokeyd is offline Grade A Whore/Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    EATIN BEEFS
    Posts
    10,417
    signed up for college today,

    the power lifting gym kicked my ass last night lol everyone was really nice also

  18. #95738
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    yeah i know, i know it sounds really really pansy but for us its the appropriate way... either way, soon enough we're gonna be fcking like no tomorrow guys

  19. #95739
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    I think you are so right. And last night after i asked her if SHE was ready (and she sayd yes), she sat there with her roomies for 2 hrs and looked up sex positions and methods etc

    god i can't fvcking wait

    i'm gonna pound that vag
    probably not, you'll be horrible the first time, she won't cum, you'll cum in 3 seconds.

    buy hey it will still be good for you

  20. #95740
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    I think you are so right. And last night after i asked her if SHE was ready (and she sayd yes), she sat there with her roomies for 2 hrs and looked up sex positions and methods etc

    god i can't fvcking wait

    i'm gonna pound that vag
    Be bold. Fvuking books. Take the book out of her hands, if her roomies call of are they just tell them "something is gonna happen, so unless you are into threesomes, blow out!" the you tell her look, lady, i'm a sexual person, i'm not ashame of it. I like sex and you like it too, so enough drama. I'm gonna fvuck you and you gonna enjoy it and beg for more. Sounds harsh i know. But ist like jumping from a plane. some people need to me pushed.

  21. #95741
    KatsMeow is offline Stupid
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    18,830
    i always come in on the WRONG convos

  22. #95742
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    signed up for college today,

    the power lifting gym kicked my ass last night lol everyone was really nice also
    I told you those guy's are cool if you're into the same thing as them and want to learn

  23. #95743
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    probably not, you'll be horrible the first time, she won't cum, you'll cum in 3 seconds.

    buy hey it will still be good for you
    lmfao.... funny. the first time I topped it took me like almost 2 hours before I was able to cum.

  24. #95744
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    probably not, you'll be horrible the first time, she won't cum, you'll cum in 3 seconds.

    buy hey it will still be good for you
    first time?
    Is she a virgin?
    Is he a virgin?
    Then there is no first time. She knows what it is he know what it is. Its not rocket science.

  25. #95745
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    i always come in on the WRONG convos
    animal is about to give up his V card

    ah, I can feel the love

  26. #95746
    KatsMeow is offline Stupid
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    18,830
    Quote Originally Posted by smokeyd View Post
    signed up for college today,

    the power lifting gym kicked my ass last night lol everyone was really nice also
    college is good, what are you going to study?

    Glad you enjoyed the gym

  27. #95747
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    probably not, you'll be horrible the first time, she won't cum, you'll cum in 3 seconds.

    buy hey it will still be good for you
    Kratos you made me laugh out loud in lecture just now and everyone looked at me. and yea i'm worried about that, but it'll get better...my sex drive is thru the roof so i'll cum in 3 seconds, but then i'll just change the rubber and keep right on going

  28. #95748
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    I have notice that more guys are asking me to spot for them at the gym. That makes me feel good about myself cause it makes me think that they can see the changes in me and they know that I am at the gym to work out and not like most of the other guys that are there just to talk and be loud.

  29. #95749
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    animal is about to give up his V card

    ah, I can feel the love
    oh, shit! i assume he was not a V. And i was giving him badasses advises...LOL.

    Well doesn't matter they still can work.

  30. #95750
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    oh neither of us are virgins!! oh hellll no. i just mean first time for us

  31. #95751
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    Kratos you made me laugh out loud in lecture just now and everyone looked at me. and yea i'm worried about that, but it'll get better...my sex drive is thru the roof so i'll cum in 3 seconds, but then i'll just change the rubber and keep right on going
    HOLD ON!!!! you never had sex before Animal this is going to be your first time?

  32. #95752
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    i always come in on the WRONG convos
    hey kats

  33. #95753
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    oh ok lol i thought you were a V lol.

  34. #95754
    Kratos's Avatar
    Kratos is offline I feel accomplished
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    34,255
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    oh neither of us are virgins!! oh hellll no. i just mean first time for us
    idk, if you have to have a talk about it?
    it's ok if you are
    I wasn't getting any in high school, I went to all boys prep school
    you're like a fesh or soph in college right?
    college was much better

  35. #95755
    smokeyd's Avatar
    smokeyd is offline Grade A Whore/Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    EATIN BEEFS
    Posts
    10,417
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I told you those guy's are cool if you're into the same thing as them and want to learn
    they were kinda impressed with my strength for not doing that type of lifting, it was pretty intense though, i was bleeding all over the bar and shit before the night was over lol good times

    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    college is good, what are you going to study?

    Glad you enjoyed the gym
    thanks, thinking business administration/personal financial planning

  36. #95756
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    no i'm not lying, i'm not a virgin at all.....

    i think we're just really passionate about eachother so we're just being kinda delicate maybe?

    i wouldn't lie to you guys

  37. #95757
    AnimalGear's Avatar
    AnimalGear is offline Little Monster in the making
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Minnesota
    Posts
    6,394
    when i said 'sex talk' its the 'are you ready for us to do it'

  38. #95758
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    no i'm not lying, i'm not a virgin at all.....

    i think we're just really passionate about eachother so we're just being kinda delicate maybe?

    i wouldn't lie to you guys
    then i refer to my post 95720
    DO that. Be a man! delicacy=no pvssy.

  39. #95759
    Voland's Avatar
    Voland is offline Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Labyrinth
    Posts
    14,491
    Quote Originally Posted by AnimalGear View Post
    when i said 'sex talk' its the 'are you ready for us to do it'
    this conversation should exists between sexually active mature persons.
    Primise to yourself that this is the first and the last time you have a pansy conversation like that.

  40. #95760
    mex83's Avatar
    mex83 is offline " I Can Make Your Days And Nights Look Like Fantasy "
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Tijuana
    Posts
    15,366
    Blog Entries
    1
    ALright im outtie for a while... need to finish up this project request. I want to get as much work done before Friday. Most likely I wont be in Friday since I will be leaving to SF.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 278 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 278 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •