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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i want them to this that of me but they think i'm fvckabilly material. and i'm not a toy boy. I'm a serious person who wants serious relationships. Not fvuckbuddy girls.
    i did not understand a single part of any of those sentences

    but im with ya bro!! i got your back!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    whats up V-land!!
    i'm enjoying my sick and miserable life

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    he acts like it's the first time he's ever had sex
    nothing wrong with that though, I think he really likes this girl. He just needs to man up now. They both want it, what's to talk about?

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    i don't want to hook up with a guy who isn't looking for something serious...it's not my style

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i did not understand a single part of any of those sentences

    but im with ya bro!! i got your back!!
    cos those where deeeeeeeeeeep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    math chick says she loves me

    my one jewish ex keeps texting me, she wants me to come over and sleep with her. cuz she loves me but she knows i will never get back with her. but we can enjoy the sex right?

    its just never ending
    don't lead math chick on if you're getting with other girls. she sounds so nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    i don't want to hook up with a guy who isn't looking for something serious...it's not my style
    nope, your style is to date morons who take you for granted and run out of country when they get upset. sounds like a way better thing to do.
    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    cos those where deeeeeeeeeeep.
    whew. my heart hurts from those deep meaningful things you said

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    i don't want to hook up with a guy who isn't looking for something serious...it's not my style
    you're oldschool (thats good, for me).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    nothing wrong with that though, I think he really likes this girl. He just needs to man up now. They both want it, what's to talk about?
    I don't guess I've ever really had a talk like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    don't lead math chick on if you're getting with other girls. she sounds so nice.
    wha?

    i know not of what you speak, see?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I don't guess I've ever really had a talk like that
    I did once, hooked up with a girl at a party, fooled around a bit. Told her I didn't want to have sex, cause I don't do one night stands. She cried, i felt horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    you're oldschool (thats good, for me).
    I take pride in not being a ho bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I did once, hooked up with a girl at a party, fooled around a bit. Told her I didn't want to have sex, cause I don't do one night stands. She cried, i felt horrible.
    so? If you don't want you don't want. Its your life and you rule it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I did once, hooked up with a girl at a party, fooled around a bit. Told her I didn't want to have sex, cause I don't do one night stands. She cried, i felt horrible.
    ive never hooked up with a girl at a party, or bar.

    hmm,

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    I take pride in not being a ho bag
    But as Duk said looks like your unlucky or not picky at all when it comes to select a dude. You sould be proud of not being a ho bag but also consider choosing NICE guys who treat you nice and not scumbags who treat you poorly and cheat. Those kind of guys can be detected by the most retarded guy, so you can too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    But as Duk said looks like your unlucky or not picky at all when it comes to select a dude. You sould be proud of not being a ho bag but also consider choosing NICE guys who treat you nice and not scumbags who treat you poorly and cheat. Those kind of guys can be detected by the most retarded guy, so you can too.
    bad subject at the moment, leave it alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    bad subject at the moment, leave it alone
    sorry i'm just giving her some good advice. Hanging out with nice guys will only benefit here for sure. Both her self steem, happiness and can have a guy who would be willing to hug and cuddle with her and just with her. Anytime. Millions of sweethearts dream of a girl like Kats. And they are treated like subhumans by girls. It does affect me personally to see my friend crying after being rejectect for being nice, warm and sweet.

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    fukkkk...i don't care if i'm sick, i'm gonna run and workout today

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post

    I can be too harsh sometimes. And pay with you (who i don't know personally) the very disrispectful way some of my friends are treated by girl who claim to like nice guys. Its not your fault. Prolly i'm just an asshole.

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    she cares about him V, and he's a manipulative bastard, that comes across as a caring sweet guy. See, you made her sad.

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    and yes, I get less play from the ladies than a lot of guys I know that aren't very nice at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    she cares about him V, and he's a manipulative bastard, that comes across as a caring sweet guy. See, you made her sad.
    That was not my intention. Its just my weird way of ecouraging people. Anyhow i apologized and i do it again. Sorry if i hurt you Kats, it wasn't my intention to make you sad. Just wanted to make you aware and let you know you diserve a quality guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    fukkkk...i don't care if i'm sick, i'm gonna run and workout today
    do it!!

    whiskey helps when im sick and want to run!!

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    aww, kats sad now

    truth hurts

    im an asshole, i know.

    but its only cuz we care

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skully44420 View Post
    fukkkk...i don't care if i'm sick, i'm gonna run and workout today
    do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    do it!!

    whiskey helps when im sick and want to run!!
    whiskey helps you in every area of your life LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    whiskey helps you in every area of your life LOL
    you are correct my dear friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    whiskey helps you in every area of your life LOL
    guess you never heard of whiskey dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    you are correct my dear friend
    in my drinking years Vodka and Gin used to be my friends...not anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    guess you never heard of whiskey dick
    hmm, ive lived off of whiskey and never had any problems

    alcohol is alcohol.

    in large amounts it will mess with your dick either way

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    i'm gonna eat my soup. Sucks being sick.

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    thats like saying...

    every hear of whiskey driving??

    no, its drunk driving. because all alcohol impairs abilities. whether its your dick, your hand eye coordination, or your judgement

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    wake it up mutha****as....it's shoulder day

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    Voland, I'm not mad at you, it's all good.

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    dukki....i've just discovered i'm a sociopath lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    dukki....i've just discovered i'm a sociopath lol
    you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    you totally are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    glad i could elighten you my friend

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    i think ima make spaghetti for dinner

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    thats what my mom is making

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    mother of god i feel hot.....****in steroids ....

    MOM!!!!!!!! WHERE'S THE ****IN DAMN PROTEIN????

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