'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Voland]

I've been called skinny as hell... concentration camp victim... ill... starving... Never chubby. My natural bodyweight before picking up a weight was just over 100lbs (about 48 kilos!). I'm probably heavier than you now. No one calls me skinny anymore.

then your starting weight was the same as mine.
Here is what i came up with...
As i don't do anything at work. I can use the stationary bike that is in the warehouse. Its does work (you can't adjust any levels of anything) but its better than sitting my fat ass on a chair 8 hours.

[IM708]

Runnnnnn!!!!

[Ernst]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgk56xT4Mk

[IM708]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgk56xT4Mk

Wow, speechless. haha

[Voland]

[Kratos]

lazy sundayzy

[scibble]

phtttt...

[Voland]

heys

[Ernst]

[Voland]

[Voland]

I hate sundays.
I hate everyday on the week. I don't think i'll be able to make it in the job the whole march...

[Voland]

oh, and shrink tomorrow...dammit. money for nothing.

[Kratos]

I gotta go on tuesday to get my add drugs refilled. I missed my doc apt on friday.
Then I gotta go to the dentist on wednesday.

[Kratos]

If they try to x-ray my grill again, I'm gonna flip the f out

[Voland]

I'm not getting any medical shit done never more. No more headscans, no more medication changes, no more "its good progression...", no more "you should find someone who loves you, that will make your life more stable" (yeah right as if i didn't want that, idiot!) Solve something!!!

[scibble]

ern, how goes locked in your room???

[Reed]

hows it going folks

[scibble]

reed the steed

[scibble]

he had his talk then he made her walk

[Ernst]

ern, how goes locked in your room???

Yes, still locked in room. Roomie awoke and promised to make it up to me.... chicks are crazy.

[Ernst]

hows it going folks

So did she spring the "where is this going" talk on you? Did you escape by diving out the window?

[scibble]

crazy is right

i can imagine her tryin to talk to you through the door; funny

[Kratos]

psych chick got a puppy this weekend, I can't wait to play with it

[Ernst]

crazy is right

i can imagine her tryin to talk to you through the door; funny

Don't try to play immature mind games with me! I invented immature mind games!


Okay, maybe not. But my ex gave me lessons.

[Reed]

So did she spring the "where is this going" talk on you? Did you escape by diving out the window?

oh god.....

yeah it wasn't no fun. Just getting all serious then when i make a move its "you always wanna just have sex with me" then i kinda tuned it out still i got punched for falling asleep during a important part of the talk.......

blah

think i will go throw up now in my state on anxiety

[Voland]

i should get a pet.
Snakes are awesome, but they don't make good friends. They do nothing...
One of those...thay seem to be me in dog

[Ernst]

oh god.....

yeah it wasn't no fun. Just getting all serious then when i make a move its "you always wanna just have sex with me" then i kinda tuned it out still i got punched for falling asleep during a important part of the talk.......

blah

think i will go throw up now in my state on anxiety

But at least we found a cure for trensomnia: relationship talks.

Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.

[scibble]

well, at least I learned something

next time will play with the barmaid takin it slower and be more manipulative...

[Reed]

But at least we found a cure for trensomnia: relationship talks.

Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.

god isn't that right. hmmmmm i might need to have some more talks like that

instead of getting some melatonin I need to go have my relationship talk to fall asleep. hahah

[Ernst]

well, at least I learned something

next time will play with the barmaid takin it slower and be more manipulative...

Offering her the "tip" in your pants was not slow enough?

[scibble]

i dont get that one

all i did was ask if i could give her a call

[Ernst]

i dont get that one

all i did was ask if i could give her a call

I have to ask. Were you wearing a wedding ring?

[scibble]

I have to ask. Were you wearing a wedding ring?

i dont believe that's a serious question

you obviously think i'm an idiot

[Ernst]

i dont believe that's a serious question

you obviously think i'm an idiot

Hey, I used to be a bartender, remember? You'd be amazed.

[scibble]

i just think they automatically will deny any patron

unless maybe get to know them for awhile awhile

[Kratos]

told my brother he has to come over and help me install some windows
lazy falk is still sleeping, out with his gf last night

[Voland]

maybe not. Just open a path through the crowd like a true warriod would, if you have to behead someone just do it. And them boom! brutal truth "do you think i come here because i enjoy getting def, seeing those fvkking kiddos getting drunk and acting like morons?. I come here to breeeed. "

[RuhlFreak55]

i should get a pet.
Snakes are awesome, but they don't make good friends. They do nothing...
One of those...thay seem to be me in dog

look at a belgian shepherd.....they look really cool just saw one on "it's me or the dog"

[scibble]

she was so friendly and chatty, i was fooled.

not like chatty while working, but she would come over and talk when she had a pause in the action, i could've sworn she was into me...

i guess that's called "testostaranoia" (c) Scibble 2009

[Kratos]

voland you don't have what they call da social skillz