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    Lol, I do my ring believe that

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ive actually cut back on my sex... alot in the last month

    so nah nah!!
    yeah, i know. this thread has been shit ever since...

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    Right im gone ladies off to work talk to ye all laters.

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    ok! we'll see YE ! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    yeah, i know. this thread has been shit ever since...
    well like i said...

    when i reach 30,000 posts

    im retiring

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    sup boats and ho's

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well like i said...

    when i reach 30,000 posts

    im retiring
    pm'ing admin to get that 10k gift posts taken away from when the whore thread got deleted

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    evening people......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    pm'ing admin to get that 10k gift posts taken away from when the whore thread got deleted
    hahah

    you dont want me to leave!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    evening people......
    morning queef

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    I gotta meet with this little asian surgeon this afternoon. He's gonna call me when he gets done cutting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I gotta meet with this little asian surgeon this afternoon. He's gonna call me when he gets done cutting.
    oh asian ppl are fun

    to look at

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    oh asian ppl are fun

    to look at
    he's a pretty cool dude actually, no accent or anything so I'm sure he grew up in the US. Prolly has a small penis though, oh well, he makes a lot of money.

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    thats a toss up?

    lots of money or decent sized penis?

    i dont know what id prefer

    i mean either way id be better off then i am now with my broke ass and small penis

    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    thats a toss up?

    lots of money or decent sized penis?

    i dont know what id prefer

    i mean either way id be better off then i am now with my broke ass and small penis

    hahahaha
    I heard one case, not sure if it's true or not...and if it's true the dude had mental problems. He had his hand removed so he could please his wife with his fore-arm. I think he had to mutilate it first so the docs would take the case. But anyway, that's an option for ya.

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    btw, I'm not being sterotypical or racist by my Asian small penis remarks. It's based on my own research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I heard one case, not sure if it's true or not...and if it's true the dude had mental problems. He had his hand removed so he could please his wife with his fore-arm. I think he had to mutilate it first so the docs would take the case. But anyway, that's an option for ya.
    There are people that have fetishes for things like that... Saw a medical show where I guy cut his hand off and refused to have it get put back on again, said he'd cut it off again.

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    See, the showers in boarding school were like one big shower with lots of shower heads. The school was 40% asian, mostly Korean, cause they are loaded with money. Big seperation of rich and poor in Korea.

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    so anyway, I wasn't trying to check out people's junk, but honestly you'd get a peak. The asian dudes had no dick to speak of.

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    really sucked when someone decided to take a wiz in the shower up stream from you. See that yellow river headed for your feet.

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    lol

    ew

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    There are people that have fetishes for things like that... Saw a medical show where I guy cut his hand off and refused to have it get put back on again, said he'd cut it off again.
    yeah I know, some people feel like they should have been born without a particular body part. Kinda like how tranny's think they should have been born the opposite sex. A leg, an arm, whatever. They go to great lengths to get rid of it. It's a mental condition.

    This guy was a little unique though, he did it for reasons of sex. Why not just rail her with a big dildo, and keep your freakin hand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah I know, some people feel like they should have been born without a particular body part. Kinda like how tranny's think they should have been born the opposite sex. A leg, an arm, whatever. They go to great lengths to get rid of it. It's a mental condition.

    This guy was a little unique though, he did it for reasons of sex. Why not just rail her with a big dildo, and keep your freakin hand?
    IDK man, it's hard to say why a person would do it without getting inside their head. Or why not just fist a chick? Alot more sensory nerves in your fingers vs forearm. I don't even understand foot fetishes...

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    vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed View Post
    vagina
    I'll take "what is between reed's legs?" for $1000 Alex

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    lol

    poor reed, always gettin picked on for being small... and having a vag

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    we need to nurture his muscle dysmorphia if he's ever going to have a chance on stage

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    IDK man, it's hard to say why a person would do it without getting inside their head. Or why not just fist a chick? Alot more sensory nerves in your fingers vs forearm. I don't even understand foot fetishes...
    I'll just stick to using my penis fingers and mouth. If they aren't big enough, falk her.

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    I figured out the excuse I'm gonna use when it comes time to dump bank chick

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    she is a really good dancer and when we go out she dances with a lot of dudes. I'll act jealous and pretend it bothers me, and I can't be with her. That'll make it her fault, even though I don't give a crap.

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    Gee, that 5 hours of sleep was so refreshing . Time to get ready for class.

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    afternoon fellas

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    you guys are soooo mean to me... never support anything me and my poor vagina do

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    afternoon fellas
    hello bro
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Gee, that 5 hours of sleep was so refreshing . Time to get ready for class.
    feel like a million bucks huh?
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    we need to nurture his muscle dysmorphia if he's ever going to have a chance on stage
    we do what we can for our friends
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    I figured out the excuse I'm gonna use when it comes time to dump bank chick
    awesome. sounds good

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    Posted a womens driver video in the lounge check that out

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    apparently conducting studies on race related to penis size is taboo, almost no researcher will touch it because they don't want to show one race as better than another.

    but

    The World Health Organization has condom size specifications, which are based on various clinical studies.

    These studies tell us that black men have a slightly wider and longer penis on average, White men have what is known as a medium size, while Asian men suffer from a narrower shorter penis.

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    damn black people and their big penis
    it says the statistical differences are pretty small for the errect penis cause black people's penis hangs more relaxed when flacid and that's the real reason for the myth. In a cold climate you gotta tuck your penis in, in the heat of africa just let it hang low

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post

    awesome. sounds good
    yeah, it's nice to already have a way out...hopefully she does something to really piss me off in the mean time and make me angry. I figure I'll keep her around for awhile.

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    Kratos has a way with women. lOL

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