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  1. 03-03-2009, 12:17 PM #134121
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    haven't been getting any txt's from 19y/o girl in awhile
    just checked her facebook, she's dating someone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    yeah, it's nice to already have a way out...hopefully she does something to really piss me off in the mean time and make me angry. I figure I'll keep her around for awhile.
    bank chick is the one who lap danced ya?
    and then wanted to not have sex the next time you went out?

    whose the one with the annoyin voice? psych chick?
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    looks like a massive tool
    glad she's dating someone cause I don't want to touch that anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Kratos has a way with women. lOL
    hes tryin to copy me before he gets too old to be able to
    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    haven't been getting any txt's from 19y/o girl in awhile
    just checked her facebook, she's dating someone
    well thats good. gets her out of your hair

    i guess she broke up with army boy when he got shipped off..

    as she should of
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    he looks like my friend chris

    lol

    but chris is cool
    that kid looks like a dweeb
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    bank chick is the one who lap danced ya?
    and then wanted to not have sex the next time you went out?

    whose the one with the annoyin voice? psych chick?
    teacher chick, yeah that reminds me I should call her today. She's hot but annoying.
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    Isn't teacher chick the one who sounds like Vera De Milo?
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    talk later....gotta go eat and then vacuum the pool
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    well thats good. gets her out of your hair

    i guess she broke up with army boy when he got shipped off..

    as she should of
    nah, he dumped her, came home for christmas and wouldn't talk to her and told her to move on. Then she cried for like a month...then tried to get me back...now I guess she's with this tool.

    Idk why but I take it as an insult that my replacement is that lame. I don't know much about army boy but I'm guessing he was lame too or just playing her for some poon until he shipped out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Isn't teacher chick the one who sounds like Vera De Milo?
    yeah haha
    I did say that, it's really not that bad
    her extreme PC-ness and sophistocatedness that comes off as fake is what ticks me off the most. but seriously she's model hott if you saw her in person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hes tryin to copy me before he gets too old to be able to

    you master
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    I haven't forgotten
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    ruhl is also the master...the masterbator
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    you master
    I student
    I haven't forgotten
    lol

    its cool

    im on sabbatical right now

    need you to take up my slack
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    time to put my tie back on
    g2g
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    I need a digital scale for weighing food. Remind me to stop by a head shop soon.
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    What is going on in here??? I wanna learn....
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    25/m/NC

    Hot and horny a/s/l check no pms from anyone over 10 pls
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    Man, I was at the gym today and there was a old fat guy on one of the bikes, and you could see his sack hanging out of his umbro shorts, it was sick, and I mean sick and in cool as a mother ****er.
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    Is he shooting hcg ? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by xnotoriousx View Post
    Man, I was at the gym today and there was a old fat guy on one of the bikes, and you could see his sack hanging out of his umbro shorts, it was sick, and I mean sick and in cool as a mother ****er.
    I shutter at the thought. He was wearing an actual pair of umbros??
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    so i had a patient cardiac arrest in my office.

    fun CPR with lot's of vomitus. took emt's fkkin forever to get here. he didnt stand a chance
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    so i had a patient cardiac arrest in my office.

    fun CPR with lot's of vomitus. took emt's fkkin forever to get here. he didnt stand a chance
    Where do you work...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xnotoriousx View Post
    Man, I was at the gym today and there was a old fat guy on one of the bikes, and you could see his sack hanging out of his umbro shorts, it was sick, and I mean sick and in cool as a mother ****er.
    and you didnt take a pic!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I need a digital scale for weighing food. Remind me to stop by a head shop soon.
    i bought mine at walmart
    like 20 bucks
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    Where do you work...?
    at his office.. hes a doctor
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    could be a dentist for all i know, fat guy needed his teeth cleaned, ate one too many big macs...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    could be a dentist for all i know, fat guy needed his teeth cleaned, ate one too many big macs...
    haha

    i get ya. i was just sayin
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    fukk you... give me a hug ya big bear!!!
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    hey whores, what's up
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    hi phate

    how are you friend?
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    he may as well have been at his barber's chair. not much i could do.

    i caught the sense he was in trouble with breathing and call 911. got oxygen on him , wheeled him toward the elevator, and he went downhill from there. airway filled with puke. didn't have any appropriate barrier so had to do mouth to mouth with vomit all over.

    enjoy your lunch fellas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    he may as well have been at his barber's chair. not much i could do.

    i caught the sense he was in trouble with breathing and call 911. got oxygen on him , wheeled him toward the elevator, and he went downhill from there. airway filled with puke. didn't have any appropriate barrier so had to do mouth to mouth with vomit all over.

    enjoy your lunch fellas!
    sexy sexy
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hi phate

    how are you friend?
    great, no more school for today, just gonna chill at my place and watch some movies for a while

    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    he may as well have been at his barber's chair. not much i could do.

    i caught the sense he was in trouble with breathing and call 911. got oxygen on him , wheeled him toward the elevator, and he went downhill from there. airway filled with puke. didn't have any appropriate barrier so had to do mouth to mouth with vomit all over.

    enjoy your lunch fellas!
    don't you hate it when that happens
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    fukk you... give me a hug ya big bear!!!
    I can't find a smilie where they hug so this will do.

    hey whores, what's up
    I'm no post whore but whats going on

    i caught the sense he was in trouble with breathing and call 911. got oxygen on him , wheeled him toward the elevator, and he went downhill from there. airway filled with puke. didn't have any appropriate barrier so had to do mouth to mouth with vomit all over.
    Does puking tend to be a side effect of cardiac arrest?
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    his fukking sister in law was obviously hysterical. immediately starting blaming me: "you didn't do anything, you just sat there and watched him die!"

    oh, the fun ye shall have bein' a doctor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    I can't find a smilie where they hug so this will do.

    I'm no post whore but whats going on

    Does puking tend to be a side effect of cardiac arrest?
    yes, and sometimes result from CPR due to air in the stomach and the chest compressions, which is why we use cricoid pressure, but performing that single-handedly is not easy
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    i know you tried scibble... thats all that matters

    lol
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    why "lol" ?


    LOL (i know, bein soft isn't easy )
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    his fukking sister in law was obviously hysterical. immediately starting blaming me: "you didn't do anything, you just sat there and watched him die!"

    oh, the fun ye shall have bein' a doctor    !
    i can only imagine, lol
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