The "I just got laid" thread

[GT2]

Haha nice one dukky. This thread was made for you!

[Dukkit]

lunch time sex....
just got back to work 4 mins ago

with asian chick who works 3 blocks from my house, so we met up there. it was fantastic. it felt like make up sex. raw, passionate, angry. i was spankin her and she told me to do it harder. so now she has welts and shes whining cuz she has to go back to work and sit at her desk with her ass cheeks on fire. hahaha

[mperk]

Oh dukki
Hurt me! - Sounds so hot I can hardly clear the steam off my monitor!!! I like the "cheeks on fire" - she'll be thinkin about you all afternoon! Harn dawg!

Later bro!

[peachfuzz]

bump...

[Dukkit]

last night... my penis is so sore. put it in all 3 holes of lottery chick

[Dukkit]

oh shit. and this morning at 5am!!

forgot that one. i was half asleep

[mperk]

^^^^ all 3? which was your fav? let me guess ....... the first! And your little man is sore....awwww i feel SOOOOOO sorry for you! NOT! You should try the new astroglide x - very smooth - may help with that chafing.....


(As always you made my day - thanks)

[Dukkit]

^^^^ all 3? which was your fav? let me guess ....... the first! And your little man is sore....awwww i feel SOOOOOO sorry for you! NOT! You should try the new astroglide x - very smooth - may help with that chafing.....


(As always you made my day - thanks)

hmm
i always use astroglide but i havent seen the x version yet. ill check it out. thanks bro

and my favorite hole... has to be the vag. but she can dislocate her jaw in order to deep throat me so thats my second fav and then anal is a close 3rd.

seriously, my little man is so sore. im walkin around work all day with my hand on it cuz the pressure is relieving. ppl think im feelin myself up all day

[ghettoboyd]

hmm
i always use astroglide but i havent seen the x version yet. ill check it out. thanks bro

and my favorite hole... has to be the vag. but she can dislocate her jaw in order to deep throat me so thats my second fav and then anal is a close 3rd.

seriously, my little man is so sore. im walkin around work all day with my hand on it cuz the pressure is relieving. ppl think im feelin myself up all day

dukki my wife brought home one of those catalogs for a "sex toy party" one of her friends is throwing and as im flipping through the pages i see lube on a key chain and immidiately thought of you.its perfect for the "playa on the go.....LOL ........sorry man.....

[Dukkit]

dukki my wife brought home one of those catalogs for a "sex toy party" one of her friends is throwing and as im flipping through the pages i see lube on a key chain and immidiately thought of you.its perfect for the "playa on the go.....LOL ........sorry man.....

haha

thats fukkin awesome!!

shit, send me a copy of that catalog!

[GT2]

Dukky, in the words of Mr T: "Quit your jibber-jabber, you aint hurt, you pathetic. If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again, you gonna meet my friend PAIN!"

[Phate]

you know the deal, lol

btw, MuscleScience, sorry i didn't get to post the article tonight, was kinda busy for the last hour

i'll try to post it tomorrow

[Dukkit]

alright. i was waiting to post till i found out if i was gonna have to worry about bein a daddy.... too 2 different chicks!!!

but im not!

lol

my dominican republic chick came down fri night and stayed till sat. we had alot of sex! i mean alot. i swear my CNS is in shock still. i gotta rest. but then sunday my asian girl came over and took me to dinner and a movie and we banged twice after. both times i orgasmed inside her and didnt use protection. which!!.... i also did with dominican republic chick once. so i was stressin yesterday that theres a good chance that one of them could of been pregnant. but dom. rep. chick got the morning after pill when she went home and the asian chick is on birth control.... which she didnt tell me cuz she wanted to see howd id "react" if i thought she was gonna get pregnant. i guess i reacted cool. cuz she says i passed!! hahahah

bitch

[scibble]

careful, next time:

dukk: "WTF, why'd you go off your BC and didn't tell me!?"

asian: "i dunno, i just decided i wanted to keep this one..."

[Dukkit]

careful, next time:

dukk: "WTF, why'd you go off your BC and didn't tell me!?"

asian: "i dunno, i just decided i wanted to keep this one..."

i can see her doin that too.

scary!!

[Dukkit]

this weekend was crazy, but with escapades other then sexual ones. i really hate christmas so last week i spent alone. i dont like bein around ppl on the holidays.

but this weekend after the holiday was over is a different story

i drove 2 hours to my old town and chilled with my lil bro and some old roomates
sat i was out at a juice and java cafe. met this gorgeous, gorgeous 21 year old girl in line. we chatted for about an hour as we sipped our smoothies. then she had to go pick up her 3 year old son

so i left and we were texting as i drove back to old roomates where i was stayin. she all of a sudden was like come over...

so i did. we watched nightmare before x-mas with her son. then he went to take a bubble bath and her and i started goin at it. she had the sexiest bedroom eyes and her body was so smooth and sensual. i fell in love.

but in the middle of the hanky panky. her little boy walks in. soakin wet. drippin bubbles from his body and asks for a snack. lol. but im glad we had the covers over us

she told him to go wash his hair. he left. we finished.

god she was gorgeous. i actually really like her. we have been talkin nonstop since sat.

too bad she lives 2 hours away

and then yesterday i banged bank chick. shes old news. i was just lonely. lol

[Deltasaurus]

this weekend was crazy, but with escapades other then sexual ones. i really hate christmas so last week i spent alone. i dont like bein around ppl on the holidays.

but this weekend after the holiday was over is a different story

i drove 2 hours to my old town and chilled with my lil bro and some old roomates
sat i was out at a juice and java cafe. met this gorgeous, gorgeous 21 year old girl in line. we chatted for about an hour as we sipped our smoothies. then she had to go pick up her 3 year old son

so i left and we were texting as i drove back to old roomates where i was stayin. she all of a sudden was like come over...

so i did. we watched nightmare before x-mas with her son. then he went to take a bubble bath and her and i started goin at it. she had the sexiest bedroom eyes and her body was so smooth and sensual. i fell in love.

but in the middle of the hanky panky. her little boy walks in. soakin wet. drippin bubbles from his body and asks for a snack. lol. but im glad we had the covers over us

she told him to go wash his hair. he left. we finished.

god she was gorgeous. i actually really like her. we have been talkin nonstop since sat.

too bad she lives 2 hours away

and then yesterday i banged bank chick. shes old news. i was just lonely. lol

LOL Watch out though Duk girls who Fvck on the 1st date are well you know.......Glad you got to get out after spending a week alone

[Dukkit]

LOL Watch out though Duk girls who Fvck on the 1st date are well you know.......Glad you got to get out after spending a week alone

haha

its all good. i dont jack it. ruins my sexual stamina. i mean think about it.

you can jack off in a matter of mins right? so your dick and body get used to that. so then when you fukk... you dont last too long.

i like to last long. so i stay away from jerkin it.

and girls who fukk on the first date.... are just like me. and im a good person. hhahahahahaah

[Deltasaurus]

What if you take for ever to jerk it???? then he gets used to lengthier sessions correct?

[Dukkit]

What if you take for ever to jerk it???? then he gets used to lengthier sessions correct?

yeah but i dont have the patience for that. lol

id rather just skip it entirely and call one of my girls.

[Deltasaurus]

yeah but i dont have the patience for that. lol

id rather just skip it entirely and call one of my girls.

Dukkit your such a pimp

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

last night


pool table



with a girl!

[Deltasaurus]

I just got sum from Palmela and her 5 friends it was pretty sweet

[amcon]

i will add my two cents... i married with 4 kids and 5th on the way... doc said i cant touch her till after the baby - i'll do some math for the guys with out kids... mommys dont want to be touched for months after 6-8 weeks ish - so, she is 25 weeks now that leaves 15 weeks till the new little one arrives... 15 + 8 = 23 WEEKS AT BEST TILL I GET BACK IN... and preg wife is a very fun thing to play with - darn the doc's orders!!!

[Deltasaurus]

why'd he say that my buddy knocked his ladies wallz down while she was preggers

[gst528i]

I thought its good for women to have sex when preg. My freind always brags how good it is when his girl was preg.

[scibble]

yeah, i'd get a second opinion lol

[KatsMeow]

i wonder how much your wife paid him to say that.

[GT2]

i wonder how much your wife paid him to say that.

Hahaha

[Dukkit]

I thought its good for women to have sex when preg. My freind always brags how good it is when his girl was preg.

ive had sex with pregnant women many times. (none of them were my kids!!)

and they loved it. they said the doc never told them not too. so whatever

[amcon]

she has a macdonald stich in (it is a shoe lace type stich to keep her cervix tight) cause im too big ...lol or she has an incompitent cervix - i like the first answer.

our first child was premature by 15 weeks, the baby was 1.5 lbs and spent 5.5 months in the nicu, then she left with a trecheotomey... they have since fixed all that by taking out ribs and rebuilding her entire airway... the girl is a rock!!! so strong!!!! then, the next one was a month early ... the forth one came early as well and died at birth...
so doc says she is on pelvic rest...

so i have taught her if she wants sex to pull once and if she doesnt want sex she has to pull till done... lol -

and yes preg woman are the best in bed... it is totally dif

this is the last one we're having so once we get to like 38 weeks i plan on spending my days in there - hehehe we'll see what she thinks about that

btw this pregnancy seems to be going great

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

got my haircut today.
no one was in there, except the cute little Vietnamese chick cutting my hair.
And I can tell she was flirting with me
went to the back room and got it on.

[Deltasaurus]

^^^^Swear?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

yeah. Its was kinda weird at first cuz she was asian, not that hot, ya know. But it was just spur of the moment type thing


Hows Palmela treating ya?

[Deltasaurus]

fine LOL, i thought u had a GF?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

not currently no.
every now and then I have an open relationship though

[Deltasaurus]

u still got your 6 pack?

[DSM4Life]

i just got raped by my right hand.

[GT2]

i just got raped by my right hand.

That doesn't count. This thread is for people who actually got laid.

OK so last night I was at a NYE house party, it was a huge mansion, it was awesome. My gf and I went into the backyard and fvcked on the lawn, it was a big backyard and there were two other couples going at it as well.

I literally came during the countdown. "5,4,3,2,1..." and on "1" I came
Then we quickly got cleaned up, went inside, and wished everyone a happy new year.

Most of the guests stayed the night, and me and my gf stayed in a room with another couple (we had the bed, they had the floor). Once we realised (or thought) the other couple (which are good friends of ours) were asleep, we had sex very discretely. It was exciting because we were going at it with people right next to us on the floor. Then half way through we realised they were awake, but we finished off anyway... we all laughed about it in the morning.

[peachfuzz]

guess im the first one in 2009 to get laid...what a bunch of lonely suckers.