The "I just got laid" thread

**GT2** · 11-21-2008, 07:36 AM

^^^ Dukki I love you...I know I can get a good laugh whenever you post

**Dukkit** · 11-21-2008, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy

^^^ Dukki I love you...I know I can get a good laugh whenever you post

hahah

love ya too bro!!

glad i entertain.

its something ive been told im good at.

**ghettoboyd** · 11-21-2008, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

and i like em thick/chubby.

skinny little model like girls kinda gross me out. bones and ribs and hips all poking out
no fun to fukk, no fun to cuddle with.
ive found most "model like" girls cant fukk worth shit
but the "average" girls can rock my world.

ive been with many skinny girls (tall-thin, short-thin, fake tits, tan, blonde.. whatever, ive been there, done that) and they dont turn me on as a girl who is filled out

not fat. the girl in the pic is far from fat. shes what i call thick. or actually...

shes average. she is within the weight range for her age and height. so shes actually average. funny how ppl think ppl are chubby when they are within the normal index for their stats

lol

plus im looking for my future ex wife... and i dont want to marry a super hot bitch. cuz thats just askin for trouble.
id rather marry a cute, freak in the sheets, sweetheart. thats more of marriage material to me.

i hear what you are saying man,to be honest and maybee you can tell me if you agree or not but sex with skinny chicks just isnt as good as sex with thicker chicks.bigger chicks pu**ys just feel better to me.idk maybee im just wack.ive actualy hurt my self bannging an ultra skinny chick before.she was just to boney.my pelvis hurt for days.

**Dukkit** · 11-21-2008, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

i hear what you are saying man,to be honest and maybee you can tell me if you agree or not but sex with skinny chicks just isnt as good as sex with thicker chicks.bigger chicks pu**ys just feel better to me.idk maybee im just wack.ive actualy hurt my self bannging an ultra skinny chick before.she was just to boney.my pelvis hurt for days.

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!

that boney ass pelvis bone slams into mine and hurts. or during doggie style my balls will slap her bones and hurt!!

no fun

and i agree with their vag's not feeling as good.

me and you... we are on the same page bro.

**WARMachine** · 11-21-2008, 01:48 PM

Chubby chick will throw a fukk right back at you...

They'll tear the paint off the walls...

**Dukkit** · 11-21-2008, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by war4BTT

Chubby chick will throw a fukk right back at you...

They'll tear the paint off the walls...

yummy

thats what i like

plus i like to cry right after sex...

so chubbier chicks are easier to cuddle with and bury my head in their rneck as i bawl my eyes out.

hahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahah

**ghettoboyd** · 11-21-2008, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!

that boney ass pelvis bone slams into mine and hurts. or during doggie style my balls will slap her bones and hurt!!

no fun

and i agree with their vag's not feeling as good.

me and you... we are on the same page bro.

right on brother!!!

**ghettoboyd** · 11-21-2008, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by war4BTT

Chubby chick will throw a fukk right back at you...

They'll tear the paint off the walls...

correct!!and the realy chubby ones know better than to call you the next day!

**Dukkit** · 11-21-2008, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

correct!!and the realy chubby ones know better than to call you the next day!

hahah

darn right my friend!

**DCI** · 11-21-2008, 05:57 PM

Duk lmao that is all I do when I see your posts here. Your like a Vivid video lmao.

**GT2** · 11-21-2008, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Damien_C

Duk lmao that is all I do when I see your posts here. Your like a Vivid video lmao.

Haha he should write an autobiography

**DCI** · 11-22-2008, 04:21 PM

He should video it set up a website and make a fortune the mad bastard with a worlds supply of Viagra

**ghettoboyd** · 11-22-2008, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy

Haha he should write an autobiography

id buy the book.hopfully it would become a hollywood blokbuster film.i though i was a skilled playa back in my day but dukki is some sort of giggalo superhero. madddddd respect. i now live vicariously throu you bro.

**mperk** · 11-23-2008, 02:59 PM

^^^^^ Hahahahaha I'm with you Ghettoboyd! dukki's that man!

**Dukkit** · 12-02-2008, 07:44 AM

this thread needs updated
im gonna do my best to get my past week down for ya....

okay first off i was talkin about this on the whore thread yesterday...

alright... heres my problem guys

im seeing a good 7 girls right now

out of the 7... 3 are catching serious feelings

but i really only want "the one"... who isnt catching feelings yet.

the other 6 are to past the time

and the 3 with feelings barely know me and shouldnt be catchin feelings anyways

i gotta cut them all off.. except "the one"

but i dont want to cut them all off till i know "the one" is worth me getting serious with and cutting off the rest for..

ugh
and the 3 with the feelings... will probably cry if i cut them off

and i dont want that. crying makes me feel like a bad person.. im not a bad person

so im thinking of just cuttin off the 3 that are catchin feelings

keepin the other 3 around for fun till if i know "1" is worth me settling down for

but with the 3 that are developin feelings... the sex is amazing due to the feelings they have for me.

do i want to lose amazing sex?

any ideas guys???

**Dukkit** · 12-02-2008, 08:05 AM

i had sex with my first Asian woman last monday
and i must say... ive always wanted to bang an asian but they always got on my nerves and i just couldnt get to that point.
this one looks straight asian but is born and bred american. so less annoying.
shes 23. 5'3 and slim. little itty boobies but an ass like a black girl.

we met through some friends. i chatted her up. we exchanged numbers... we texted for bout a week and when i finally had a free night i invited her over to watch a movie

i always put in a movie ive already seen so that i dont pay attention to the movie and in turn pay attention to the female.... it works

we chilled, we talked, we started cuddling (did i ever say i love to cuddle. well i do. and i know most of you guys do also. you just dont admit it cuz you think it makes you a pvssy... well fine... im a pvssy... i love to cuddle)
cuddling lead to kissing. i like to explore with my kisses... kissing the nape of the neck, under their chin as i pull their head back. behind the ear, ill lick and nibble all over. especially above their breasts... not too far down so that they get antsy but below the collar bone about 2 inches. ive found that girls love that spot for some reason. i lick at an angle. like from the center of the their chest angled up and over towards their shoulder.

anyways.. im rambling.

as i do this i carress their bodies. my hands roam gently while everynow and then applying a firm squeeze. i put my arm under their back and hold the small of their back. or ill rub and squeeze their calves. trail my fingers down their neck onto their shoulders. things like that

so i did all this and she started moanin and callin me baby... lol
she started grinding on me and scratching my back.
then she says.. baby we gotta stop. im gettin too horny

im like okay. sure.

then we talk some more. which leads to a replay of kissing and grinding.

then she makes me stop.

then we start

then i get to the point where i know i have her. that shes sayin no but she knows she wants it. shes just not gonna make the initiating move.

so i rub her thighs and work my hand up to her "special area"

i gently rub through her pants (not jeans, i hate jeans. cant rub shit through them)

that was the hot button of course
she starts takin my shirt off, her shirt off, and then before ya know it. we are naked.

im going down on her. i explore inside and find her g-spot. she starts moaning loudly.
i end up gettin her off and she grabs and pulls my face up to hers. kisses me and tells me to get a condom....
TAH DAH!! i already had one bitches!! lol

so i wrap up my little soldier and we go at it.

this girl was delicious. the way she moved her hips. her pvssy was so tight.
and damn!! i never knew asians skin is so smooth, soft, blemish and hair free!!!! its like perfect skin!! i couldnt stop rubbing and lickin her body!

she kept grabbing my skin and diggin her nails in. now i like a little pain but it was gettin to the point of "ow!"
haha
so i had to pry her hands off my a few times and hold her wrists down

we had fun for a good 45 mins. then i turned her over and we started doggy style
at that point i had her ass right in front of me and it was such a perfect ass....
i just started tearing her up until i came.

it was some damn good sex.

ive seen her a few times since. we never leave my room
she texted me yesterday and wants to out on a "date"
cuz she says she feels that we never go out.
lol

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 12-02-2008, 08:56 AM

Lol, just keep going at it with the same mindset Duk. I'm in a similar situation, just not with a rotation of 7 chicks.

There is one chick that I consider could be "the one" and I know she has a crush on me, sh*t she's the one who initiated the first contact and the one who keeps it going, lol.

I keep telling myself that I'm not ready for a relationship when in the back of my mind I know it's probably the best thing for me now.

**Dukkit** · 12-02-2008, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR

Lol, just keep going at it with the same mindset Duk. I'm in a similar situation, just not with a rotation of 7 chicks.

There is one chick that I consider could be "the one" and I know she has a crush on me, sh*t she's the one who initiated the first contact and the one who keeps it going, lol.

I keep telling myself that I'm not ready for a relationship when in the back of my mind I know it's probably the best thing for me now.

im at the point where i need one. im sick of whoring. i want to be able to share everything with one girl. not have to share with 7. i need to someone to bring me down a level and keep me grounded. cuz sometimes i fly, i fly so high i touch the sky!

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 12-02-2008, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im at the point where i need one. im sick of whoring. i want to be able to share everything with one girl. not have to share with 7. i need to someone to bring me down a level and keep me grounded. cuz sometimes i fly, i fly so high i touch the sky!

This chick I'm kinda into is the only one who can manage to keep me on my toes. A girlfriend is probably the best thing for me now with my crazy ass schedule. It would probably be nice to have something like that to just come home to. Lol, I'm done with my Dr. Phil moment, could I please have my cookie now.

**Dukkit** · 12-02-2008, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR

This chick I'm kinda into is the only one who can manage to keep me on my toes. A girlfriend is probably the best thing for me now with my crazy ass schedule. It would probably be nice to have something like that to just come home to. Lol, I'm done with my Dr. Phil moment, could I please have my cookie now.

its in the mail my friend

**calgarian** · 12-02-2008, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

im at the point where i need one. im sick of whoring. i want to be able to share everything with one girl. not have to share with 7. i need to someone to bring me down a level and keep me grounded. cuz sometimes i fly, i fly so high i touch the sky!

believe me u will be tired soon saying from my experience.

**Dukkit** · 12-02-2008, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

believe me u will be tired soon saying from my experience.

oh like i already stated... its getting old quick

**calgarian** · 12-02-2008, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh like i already stated... its getting old quick

i was talking about get you grounded.....its will get old quick too

**Dukkit** · 12-02-2008, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i was talking about get you grounded.....its will get old quick too

ohh yea. ive been grounded before. i know what you mean. well... i guess ill see how it goes

**DCI** · 12-02-2008, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

and i like em thick/chubby.

skinny little model like girls kinda gross me out. bones and ribs and hips all poking out
no fun to fukk, no fun to cuddle with.
ive found most "model like" girls cant fukk worth shit
but the "average" girls can rock my world.

ive been with many skinny girls (tall-thin, short-thin, fake tits, tan, blonde.. whatever, ive been there, done that) and they dont turn me on as a girl who is filled out.

I agree man prefer a women with curves than a skinny yoke. There's nothing to grap on a too thin women.

**calgarian** · 12-02-2008, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

this thread needs updated
im gonna do my best to get my past week down for ya....

okay first off i was talkin about this on the whore thread yesterday...

alright... heres my problem guys

im seeing a good 7 girls right now

out of the 7... 3 are catching serious feelings

but i really only want "the one"... who isnt catching feelings yet.

the other 6 are to past the time

and the 3 with feelings barely know me and shouldnt be catchin feelings anyways

i gotta cut them all off.. except "the one"

but i dont want to cut them all off till i know "the one" is worth me getting serious with and cutting off the rest for..

ugh
and the 3 with the feelings... will probably cry if i cut them off

and i dont want that. crying makes me feel like a bad person.. im not a bad person

so im thinking of just cuttin off the 3 that are catchin feelings

keepin the other 3 around for fun till if i know "1" is worth me settling down for

but with the 3 that are developin feelings... the sex is amazing due to the feelings they have for me.

do i want to lose amazing sex?

any ideas guys???

yeah stay away from your step brother..he is catching on ...yesterday he was kissing girl right in front of her dad......so stay away from your step brother.

On a serious note not that u need to be told the one you want is she playing hard to get?

**Phate** · 12-04-2008, 11:28 PM

thought this needed to get bumped so i called one of my exes and got laid so i could bump it properly

**sizerp** · 12-04-2008, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

thought this needed to get bumped so i called one of my exes and got laid so i could bump it properly

WTG

**Phate** · 12-04-2008, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by sizerp

WTG

she's cool, only reason we broke up is cause i'm taking so many hours that we couldn't see each other often, right now she's laying on my bed in a thong reading a book, i swear, i've known her for a month but it's like we've known each other forever

**gst528i** · 12-07-2008, 10:24 PM

I went to my best friends daughters birthday party. She just turned 3. Went to just chill drink beers and eat a bunch of food. I am there and i see this fine ass 20 year bouncing with a kid in the moon walk house. Later on the night my buddy invites her to go with me, him and his girl.
Turns out she was into me the whole time lol. So while my boys parents watched the kids i did everything i could with this girl.
And i mean alot. She was begging for it. She hadn;t got laid in a while since her husband is in iraq. yea yea i know i shouldnt have done it but i figure if not me than someone would.
so yea woot, got laid at a 3 year old party hahahahah

**Dukkit** · 12-08-2008, 08:06 AM

nice GST!!

met this new chick sat night when i was out. we met up yesterday and i got head in the movie theater watching Transporter 3 yesterday . then with that same girl we went home and had sex 2 more times. her boobs were perfect 36 C's and shes only 5'3

hmmm

then on fri i finally had sex with "the one" that i was talkin about in one of my above posts..

**mperk** · 12-08-2008, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

nice GST!!

met this new chick sat night when i was out. we met up yesterday and i got head in the movie theater watching Transporter 3 yesterday . then with that same girl we went home and had sex 2 more times. her boobs were perfect 36 C's and shes only 5'3

hmmm

then on fri i finally had sex with "the one" that i was talkin about in one of my above posts..

Thanks Dukki! your posts make Monday am bearable! hahahah So how doe that work - getting head in the movies - guess it wasn't a full house - LOL and what of "the one"? was it good - is she still the one?

later man!

**Dukkit** · 12-08-2008, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by mperk

Thanks Dukki! your posts make Monday am bearable! hahahah So how doe that work - getting head in the movies - guess it wasn't a full house - LOL and what of "the one"? was it good - is she still the one?

later man!

what up bro! happy monday morning!

well we got to the theater early and no one was in it, so we sat in the back and started kissing and shit. then her hand was in my pants and my lil buddy was out and in her mouth before i knew it. there were only like 6 other ppl that came in the place and they were all up in the middle seats.

and the one... the one is interesting. shes a beautiful, sweet, smart, hardworking girl. im really fond of her. the sex was decent. but theres just something about her that i cant put my finger on. like shes too quiet and withdrawn. i like more out going girls. so shes definitly in the running for wifey material. but i have to bring her out of her shell first.

**ghettoboyd** · 12-08-2008, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

what up bro! happy monday morning!

well we got to the theater early and no one was in it, so we sat in the back and started kissing and shit. then her hand was in my pants and my lil buddy was out and in her mouth before i knew it. there were only like 6 other ppl that came in the place and they were all up in the middle seats.

and the one... the one is interesting. shes a beautiful, sweet, smart, hardworking girl. im really fond of her. the sex was decent. but theres just something about her that i cant put my finger on. like shes too quiet and withdrawn. i like more out going girls. so shes definitly in the running for wifey material. but i have to bring her out of her shell first.

thats all you need to do my friend.i bet she will turn out to be a freek in the sack.alot of times girls hold back on the first time cus thay are afraid you wont like them if there to "wild".thay might come of a a slut.dont thay get it?we love freaks!

**Dukkit** · 12-08-2008, 12:57 PM

we

love

us

some

freaks

in the sheets

and a lady in the streets

**sizerp** · 12-09-2008, 09:37 AM

Bow Chicka Bow Wow. I just got plenty of sex last night. This chick had a nice booty. I made her do scissors between sex sets, turns me on so much... just love the legs and ass. Tried to get her to let me take a pic, but she said it could be used as Blackmail later. LOL. I'll get her drunk one of these nights though.

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 09:52 AM

dukki ended up in NYC last night

for the girl in his avy

we almost got caught by her younger brother when he came home from work

shes already talkin about marriage and kids

do i want latino kids? (yes shes latino, not black. dominican republic to be precise)

i dunno

**gst528i** · 12-09-2008, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

dukki ended up in NYC last night

for the girl in his avy

we almost got caught by her younger brother when he came home from work

shes already talkin about marriage and kids

do i want latino kids? (yes shes latino, not black. dominican republic to be precise)

i dunno

Dont know about the kid thing but she sure looks like she has killer thighs. You know like the bitch of street fighter chun-li or something.....
hope she uses them right. I once did a girl that was a soccer player and her thighs were bigger than mine.
Suffice to say she ****ed ME standing position with her moving her self using her thighs as anchor around me. All i did was stand there which i might add was hard. She had super thighs.... but she ****ed me raw..lol ....
I had bruises on thighs hahha

**Dukkit** · 12-09-2008, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by gst528i

Dont know about the kid thing but she sure looks like she has killer thighs. You know like the bitch of street fighter chun-li or something.....
hope she uses them right. I once did a girl that was a soccer player and her thighs were bigger than mine.
Suffice to say she ****ed ME standing position with her moving her self using her thighs as anchor around me. All i did was stand there which i might add was hard. She had super thighs.... but she ****ed me raw..lol ....
I had bruises on thighs hahha

hmmm, sounds yummy. she knew how to use em. but was even better was the control she had over her pusaay, she could tighten that thing up like a vice grip. then relax it and let me go deep. and when she orgasmed it was like a death grip. my cock is sore. it was very enjoyable