The "I just got laid" thread

[Dukkit]

haha i gotta get me some caber...you posted about the caber whilst I was replying to your post

lol
i see. thats cuz im a super fast post whore. i post on another dimension and control the fates of a thread with my fingertips

[GT2]

lol
i see. thats cuz im a super fast post whore. i post on another dimension and control the fates of a thread with my fingertips

Acknowledging you have a problem is always the hardest step

[WARMachine]

^^^ Lol...

Damn Dukk you blasted in her without a condom?

I would hate to think of this world with a few extra Dukk's running around...

[Dukkit]

^^^ Lol...

Damn Dukk you blasted in her without a condom?

I would hate to think of this world with a few extra Dukk's running around...

attention!! attention!!

the bank chick is on birth control. we went at it last night (no condom) and when i got to the point of starting to feel that i was going to blow my liz-oad...

i stopped and said... i have a personal question... are you on birth control?
hahaha

she started laughing and said yes.

so its all good!!!

[Dukkit]

whew... and you know what WAR.... i cant imagine a few extra Dukki's running around either.

scary thoughts. i cant even control myself. how the hell would i control little me's!!!!

[mperk]

Ok, so not "just," it was monday nite -that's pretty recent. The mrs is finally getting a little turned on by my new testo muscles and we went at it for about 40 mins on our new leather bench in front of the mirror - was awsome since she's been a stress bucket for the last few months. (She found porn on my computer over the weekend - but to my amazement - didn't get pissed - just turned on...Hmm things are looking up after 14 years of "marital bliss" & 2 kids.....;-)

later dudes

[Dukkit]

Ok, so not "just," it was monday nite -that's pretty recent. The mrs is finally getting a little turned on by my new testo muscles and we went at it for about 40 mins on our new leather bench in front of the mirror - was awsome since she's been a stress bucket for the last few months. (She found porn on my computer over the weekend - but to my amazement - didn't get pissed - just turned on...Hmm things are looking up after 14 years of "marital bliss" & 2 kids.....;-)

later dudes

really glad to hear that man. 14 years of marriage. i cant even begin to imagine the lack of sex!! lol

i dont think ill get married. i may just get engaged and stay engaged till i die

[Slin Ninja]

lol funny thread

[WARMachine]

whew... and you know what WAR.... i cant imagine a few extra Dukki's running around either.

scary thoughts. i cant even control myself. how the hell would i control little me's!!!!

no kidding...

[Chitown Raider]

Got some tonight and can't wait to get back on cycle, I'm used to feeling like the energizer bunny.

[peedee]

met this chick she is 28 im 21, she calls me her toy boy to her friends, i call her a dirty wh*re to mine.. well met her out on the town one night she kinda knew a few of my friends, took her home an smashed her, got her number and i have been hittin it for about 2 weeks now. just got back from hers a few hours ago, thing is she is gettin too dirty for me, talking about fisting her vag an pokin her bum doesnt exactly turn me on so i think ill palm her off to one of friends now that she is a bit of a handful.... schoolies on the goldcoast coming up this weekend! (all year 12 students have finished exams an there is just so much 18 year old p*ssy running around) definatly going to be creepin around hahaha

[Dukkit]

this isnt even fun for me anymore

"i just got laid" this morning, last night, the night before, the morning before, the night before, the afternoon before, the lunch break before. not that night before. but the day before...

the list goes on.

i think i need a break.

it will let me appreciate it that much more.

[mperk]

this isnt even fun for me anymore

"i just got laid" this morning, last night, the night before, the morning before, the night before, the afternoon before, the lunch break before. not that night before. but the day before...

the list goes on.

i think i need a break.

it will let me appreciate it that much more.

Hahahaha - still the bank chick? tell us what branch maybe i'll make a deposit - give you a rest? Does she have access to the vault?

[Dukkit]

Hahahaha - still the bank chick? tell us what branch maybe i'll make a deposit - give you a rest? Does she have access to the vault?

haha. you think im only with one chick??

man you havent been on here long have ya?

no. not just the bank chick

i have a few in my black book. keeps me interested and busy

[jim37]

*scratches head* How does he do it?

he's full of s==t!!!

[jim37]

no shit!! cycles make you feel like you could fu^k the world!!! X2 with a little dostinex!! haha!! hamish, wouldnt think you would have much trouble. just take your shirt off!! my wife is panting looking at your pic!!!

[GT2]

no shit!! cycles make you feel like you could fu^k the world!!! X2 with a little dostinex!! haha!! hamish, wouldnt think you would have much trouble. just take your shirt off!! my wife is panting looking at your pic!!!

Hahaha cheers mate. Nah I don't have much trouble at all, especially since I have a gf at current

[WARMachine]

Hahahaha - still the bank chick? tell us what branch maybe i'll make a deposit - give you a rest? Does she have access to the vault?

lol

What are you new?

Dukk gets more ass than a toliet seat...

[GT2]

lol

What are you new?

Dukk gets more ass than a toliet seat...

He also gets slammed more than a car door

[Older lifter]

I still can't stop looking for a turkey baster where ever i bang,,,,,,,,, really got me paranoid now

[Dukkit]

He also gets slammed more than a car door

in what way are we saying... slammed?

like i get fukked?
in that case no.

but i do enjoy my salad tossed and my g-spot played with by a hot girl.


but no one slams me.


lol

[Dukkit]

hi!!

how are you?

good good.

so whats been going on?

oh really? wow, thats crazy.
im glad everything is getting back to normal for you.

wanna go back and chill at my place?




this was the exact convo (my part) that was said to this girl i used to work with a few years ago. back then she was 16. now shes 19.
i ran into her at the movies last night.


yea. i took her home.

we did the naughty naughty

[mperk]

hi!!

how are you?

good good.

so whats been going on?

oh really? wow, thats crazy.
im glad everything is getting back to normal for you.

wanna go back and chill at my place?




this was the exact convo (my part) that was said to this girl i used to work with a few years ago. back then she was 16. now shes 19.
i ran into her at the movies last night.


yea. i took her home.

we did the naughty naughty

And that was prolly a 20 min conversation - the whole time you're thinkin' "Hmmm those tits are little larger and firmer now, oh and you must be working out too..."

[GT2]

hi!!

how are you?

good good.

so whats been going on?

oh really? wow, thats crazy.
im glad everything is getting back to normal for you.

wanna go back and chill at my place?




this was the exact convo (my part) that was said to this girl i used to work with a few years ago. back then she was 16. now shes 19.
i ran into her at the movies last night.


yea. i took her home.

we did the naughty naughty

Hahaha was she by her self when you bumped in to her?

My question is, what were you and her doing at the movies alone

[Dukkit]

And that was prolly a 20 min conversation - the whole time you're thinkin' "Hmmm those tits are little larger and firmer now, oh and you must be working out too..."

hah it was. my boy came over and i had to introduce him, then he left. her sister came over and just stared at me. so i took the girl outside.

Hahaha was she by her self when you bumped in to her?

My question is, what were you and her doing at the movies alone

i was with my old roomate who i havent seen in months. so we were chillin

and she was with her sister ( whose fat and half black, guess shes a half sister!!)

[Edgar]

[Dukkit]

this is the girl from the movies

shes 19, and like 5'2

[Kratos]

I'm guessing she was thinner at 16.
She knows what a knife and fork is for, that's for sure.

[Dukkit]

I'm guessing she was thinner at 16.
She knows what a knife and fork is for, that's for sure.

lol

shes not that big.

let me get another pic of her body

[Dukkit]

heres one from halloween

shes not big at all...

shes on the right.

its dark but you can see the ouline of her body

oh and kratos.... she has the same body as katsmeow. and i know you have a crush on kats.

[Kratos]

heres one from halloween

shes not big at all...

shes on the right.

its dark but you can see the ouline of her body

oh and kratos.... she has the same body as katsmeow. and i know you have a crush on kats.

alright alright, that's much better. You always pic the fatty pics to post up.
As to your last sentence

[Dukkit]

alright alright, that's much better. You always pic the fatty pics to post up.
As to your last sentence

haha

i know not of what you speak!!! .

im just messin brother kratos

[ghettoboyd]

ahh dukki....if i was only young and single again........id want to be just like you.....

[mperk]

Yeow - nice *****! (costume i mean of course!)

^^^^cosign ghettoboyd

[Dukkit]

ahh dukki....if i was only young and single again........id want to be just like you.....

Yeow - nice *****! (costume i mean of course!)

^^^^cosign ghettoboyd

hahha

i like my life. ill admit.

i could use a more lucrative job. but other then that, im good.

[paulzane]

I'm guessing she was thinner at 16.
She knows what a knife and fork is for, that's for sure.

Thanks Kratos ..... you sent me into a laughing / coughing fit!!

You are right ..... she is chubby!

[WARMachine]

heres one from halloween

shes not big at all...

shes on the right.

its dark but you can see the ouline of her body

oh and kratos.... she has the same body as katsmeow. and i know you have a crush on kats.

Id smash it...

Damn shes little though, did you break her?



I LOVE blondes, i like fake tits though.

[GT2]

hahha

i like my life. ill admit.

i could use a more lucrative job. but other then that, im good.

You're still young bro. Leave the lucrative job for when you're older. At least you will look back one day and see how "young and stupid" you were, and how much fun you had smashing all the hotties

[GT2]

Id smash it...

Damn shes little though, did you break her?



I LOVE blondes, i like fake tits though.

Blondes are cool, but IMO nothing beats a stunning brunette. There's something about a hot brunette that drives me nuts.

[Dukkit]

Thanks Kratos ..... you sent me into a laughing / coughing fit!!

You are right ..... she is chubby!

and i like em thick/chubby.



skinny little model like girls kinda gross me out. bones and ribs and hips all poking out
no fun to fukk, no fun to cuddle with.
ive found most "model like" girls cant fukk worth shit
but the "average" girls can rock my world.

ive been with many skinny girls (tall-thin, short-thin, fake tits, tan, blonde.. whatever, ive been there, done that) and they dont turn me on as a girl who is filled out

not fat. the girl in the pic is far from fat. shes what i call thick. or actually...

shes average. she is within the weight range for her age and height. so shes actually average. funny how ppl think ppl are chubby when they are within the normal index for their stats

lol

plus im looking for my future ex wife... and i dont want to marry a super hot bitch. cuz thats just askin for trouble.
id rather marry a cute, freak in the sheets, sweetheart. thats more of marriage material to me.