The "I just got laid" thread

**GT2** · 01-02-2009, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

guess im the first one in 2009 to get laid...what a bunch of lonely suckers.

That's where you're wrong. Clearly you didn't read my post before yours.

**Dukkit** · 01-02-2009, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

guess im the first one in 2009 to get laid...what a bunch of lonely suckers.

no your not... but you are the one who ran to the computer and wrote it down... first....

lol

my new years eve was spent alone. on purpose. i was asleep by 10pm.

then at 330 am a chick called me up for a booty call.... so i spent new years day morning... banging her.

then i spent all night last night with her also

**peachfuzz** · 01-02-2009, 12:42 PM

jealousy gets you nowhere my friend....

**peachfuzz** · 01-02-2009, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy

That's where you're wrong. Clearly you didn't read my post before yours.

Cheating doesnt count. you have to wait untill it is 2009 for the entire world before you can claim victory. where i live it was only 6:30p.m when you bumped the thread.

**Dukkit** · 01-02-2009, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

jealousy gets you nowhere my friend....

whose jealous?

**peachfuzz** · 01-02-2009, 12:52 PM

Denial...its the first stage.

**Dukkit** · 01-02-2009, 12:56 PM

and then there was.... peach fuzz on my ass

i had laser surgery and never had to worry about it again

**mperk** · 01-02-2009, 04:10 PM

7am - I woke up this morning to warm p u s s y on my face!

HA - top that!

Okay - so My wife slept over at her mother's house and the cat got lonely........... But that was the best p u s s y i ever had - LOL

**gst528i** · 01-03-2009, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy

That's where you're wrong. Clearly you didn't read my post before yours.

Thought you broke up with your gf?

**breakbones** · 01-03-2009, 03:57 AM

Man, that sounds good, I stood up till 12 had my kiss, and rippped it apart. like a man on 54 different compounds

**GT2** · 01-03-2009, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by gst528i

Thought you broke up with your gf?

I did, then we got back together. I mentioned this in the same thread I said I broke up with her.

**DCI** · 01-03-2009, 04:39 PM

This should be retitled the I wish I got laid thread.

**firmechicano831** · 01-03-2009, 05:35 PM

yeah for sure, Im hopeing I get laid in at least two months. LOL

**DCI** · 01-03-2009, 08:21 PM

Lol, same here.

**Phate** · 01-03-2009, 09:32 PM

haven't posted here in a while

got laid yesterday, getting laid tonight

**anabolictonic** · 01-04-2009, 06:01 AM

one day i will post in this thread... one day

**Dukkit** · 01-04-2009, 05:17 PM

yep

you know the deal

i just got laid

she had negative A cups but her ass was like whoa!

so i just hit it doggy style the whole time.

**Deltasaurus** · 01-04-2009, 05:35 PM

dukkit i love you man

Oh yeah i got sum too

Just had a menaje mwa

LOL

**Phate** · 01-04-2009, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yep

you know the deal

i just got laid

she had negative A cups but her ass was like whoa!

so i just hit it doggy style the whole time.

that perfectly describes mine last night, though i didn't go doggy the entire time

**gst528i** · 01-04-2009, 08:28 PM

After carefull consideration... i didnt get laid.... thanks to board members that voted against ****ing a married woman whose husband is in the millitary.

Geuss i paid my price for this war ...lol ( j/k nothing comes close to the guys fighting for us)