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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    guess im the first one in 2009 to get laid...what a bunch of lonely suckers.
    That's where you're wrong. Clearly you didn't read my post before yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    guess im the first one in 2009 to get laid...what a bunch of lonely suckers.
    no your not... but you are the one who ran to the computer and wrote it down... first....


    lol



    my new years eve was spent alone. on purpose. i was asleep by 10pm.

    then at 330 am a chick called me up for a booty call.... so i spent new years day morning... banging her.

    then i spent all night last night with her also

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    jealousy gets you nowhere my friend....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    That's where you're wrong. Clearly you didn't read my post before yours.
    Cheating doesnt count. you have to wait untill it is 2009 for the entire world before you can claim victory. where i live it was only 6:30p.m when you bumped the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    jealousy gets you nowhere my friend....
    whose jealous?

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    Denial...its the first stage.

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    and then there was.... peach fuzz on my ass

    i had laser surgery and never had to worry about it again

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    Making you all jealous!!!!

    7am - I woke up this morning to warm p u s s y on my face!


    HA - top that!




    Okay - so My wife slept over at her mother's house and the cat got lonely........... But that was the best p u s s y i ever had - LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    That's where you're wrong. Clearly you didn't read my post before yours.
    Thought you broke up with your gf?

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    Man, that sounds good, I stood up till 12 had my kiss, and rippped it apart. like a man on 54 different compounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    Thought you broke up with your gf?
    I did, then we got back together. I mentioned this in the same thread I said I broke up with her.

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    This should be retitled the I wish I got laid thread.

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    yeah for sure, Im hopeing I get laid in at least two months. LOL

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    Lol, same here.

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    haven't posted here in a while

    got laid yesterday, getting laid tonight

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    one day i will post in this thread... one day

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    yep

    you know the deal

    i just got laid

    she had negative A cups but her ass was like whoa!

    so i just hit it doggy style the whole time.

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    dukkit i love you man


    Oh yeah i got sum too

    Just had a menaje mwa LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yep

    you know the deal

    i just got laid

    she had negative A cups but her ass was like whoa!

    so i just hit it doggy style the whole time.
    that perfectly describes mine last night, though i didn't go doggy the entire time

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    After carefull consideration... i didnt get laid.... thanks to board members that voted against ****ing a married woman whose husband is in the millitary.

    Geuss i paid my price for this war ...lol ( j/k nothing comes close to the guys fighting for us)

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    just woke up, lol, got laid, now i'm on the forum

    perfect start to the day so far

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    i got laid last night, and it was ok, pct sex is never as fulfilling

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