The "I just got laid" thread

[godkilla]

good year to be single

[KatsMeow]

Whoot Whoot!!

[DSM4Life]

Let me know when you want details of my last sexual endeavor

[hotpink]

ahh, its bad barbie. ill have to remember that.

haha, I'd comment but I'm not allowed

[Phate]

haha, I'd comment but I'm not allowed

well look whos back, whats up

[hotpink]

well look whos back, whats up

oh not too much, back in st pete for a night, soon I'll disappear for awhile again

[Phate]

oh not too much, back in st pete for a night, soon I'll disappear for awhile again

later

[hotpink]

later

aw =/ well I'll be on tonight and some of tomorrow

[Phate]

aw =/ well I'll be on tonight and some of tomorrow

ok, lol, im hyper as hell, shouldn't taken so much caffeine before my cardio

[hotpink]

ok, lol, im hyper as hell, shouldn't taken so much caffeine before my cardio

haha im so sleepyyy i wish i had energy

[Phate]

haha im so sleepyyy i wish i had energy

if you weren't so far away i'd give you some of mine, lol, shit i've got about 1000g of it, though most of that is in a special solution i made that is sweet for doing cardio, i never run out of energy

[hotpink]

if you weren't so far away i'd give you some of mine, lol, shit i've got about 1000g of it, though most of that is in a special solution i made that is sweet for doing cardio, i never run out of energy

I'm using the little energy I have to research helios. I never even heard of them until your post. Hmmmm

[Phate]

I'm using the little energy I have to research helios. I never even heard of them until your post. Hmmmm

so have you found some info yet, if you were interested you could've just pmed me, though good luck finding any, its a pain to locate a good source of it, unless you know someone.....

[hotpink]

so have you found some info yet, if you were interested you could've just pmed me, though good luck finding any, its a pain to locate a good source of it, unless you know someone.....

eh I found a good thread
Helios Information

and googled sub q injects

but thats all I know.

[Phate]

eh I found a good thread
Helios Information

and googled sub q injects

but thats all I know.

well that thread basically sums it up, now that i think of it there are a couple other spot reduction things, but thats the most safe and known one

[Chitown Raider]

Let me know when you want details of my last sexual endeavor

Umm, no thank U!

[GT2]

2 nights ago, went at it for about 45 mins with the mrs. probably the best i've ever had

[Chitown Raider]

2 nights ago, went at it for about 45 mins with the mrs. probably the best i've ever had

Forget the cardio, just rely on the sex

[GT2]

Forget the cardio, just rely on the sex

funny you mention it, during it I was thinking to myself "well, this is my cardio for the weekend"

[CSAR]

I just woke up from an afternoon nap. The rain was pouring outside and I had afternoon wood. The Mrs. obliged.

[DNoMac]

I just got laid, whoop whoop! Recently out of a relationship, so it's nice to bag some new ass. God I miss being single.

[Chitown Raider]

I just got laid, whoop whoop! Recently out of a relationship, so it's nice to bag some new ass. God I miss being single.

Congrats! I need some tang

[oneshot]

not quite laid, but just got a blowjob by this chick i coach after practice today. not too shabby to say the least.

[Skully44420]

not quite laid, but just got a blowjob by this chick i coach after practice today. not too shabby to say the least.

hmmm....the i just got a blowjob thread?

[DNoMac]

not quite laid, but just got a blowjob by this chick i coach after practice today. not too shabby to say the least.

Did she earn the starting spot?

[KatsMeow]

[Nitro29]

Getting blowjobs rules. No shame in that!

[Skully44420]

good to see you are feeling better LOL

[Dukkit]

yea you did hang with J today didnt ya? guess you got laid

i dont want to hear it when it all goes to shit on you again.

[Dukkit]

me + blonde haired, blue eyed, DD breasted 23 year old chick + last night = i just got laid

and!!

me + 19 y/o brunette with no titties + this morning = i just got laid this morning.

[Dukkit]

oh and i have lil miss squirter coming over tonight, i swear to buddah that if she squirts in my mouth again, ill donkey punch her so hard, she'll forget her name

just kidding ladies... i love you all!! hehehe

[GT2]

Dukki you're a cvnt...
P.S if she gets you in the mouth,

[Dukkit]

Dukki you're a cvnt...
P.S if she gets you in the mouth,

i stuck it in this chicks pooper on sunday night. damn it was the best butt sex ive had with a girl.

but your right. if she squirts at me. im pokin her so deep in her booty, ill bend her back out.

[BadBarbie]

me + blonde haired, blue eyed, DD breasted 23 year old chick + last night = i just got laid

and!!

me + 19 y/o brunette with no titties + this morning = i just got laid this morning.

One8nine wins. He just got laid by a blonde haired, blue eyed, 32DD, 24" waisted, 39" asses, sorority chick.
But it's not a one time thing...

It's whenever he wants it.

[Dukkit]

One8nine wins. He just got laid by a blonde haired, blue eyed, 32DD, 24" waisted, 39" asses, sorority chick.
But it's not a one time thing...

It's whenever he wants it.

ahh, but see he's stuck with ya. im not stuck with anyone. i diversify myself between different girls everyday. that way i dont get bored and cheat. or get bored and then a relationship goes to hell. so in my mind... i win.

but its alright. guys anyways

[RuhlFreak55]

ahh, but see he's stuck with ya. im not stuck with anyone. i diversify myself between different girls everyday. that way i dont get bored and cheat. or get bored and then a relationship goes to hell. so in my mind... i win.

but its alright. guys anyways

well the great Jim Cramer does say that diversification is the only free lunch

[RuhlFreak55]

i stuck it in this chicks pooper on sunday night. damn it was the best butt sex ive had with a girl.

but your right. if she squirts at me. im pokin her so deep in her booty, ill bend her back out.

i would die a happy man if that ever happens to me

[BadBarbie]

ahh, but see he's stuck with ya. im not stuck with anyone. i diversify myself between different girls everyday. that way i dont get bored and cheat. or get bored and then a relationship goes to hell. so in my mind... i win.

but its alright. guys anyways

Aha!
But see..


He's not stuck, we're not married.
If he doesn't want it, he just has to say 'bye'

[Dukkit]

Aha!
But see..


He's not stuck, we're not married.
If he doesn't want it, he just has to say 'bye'

but i dont even have to say bye. i dont have to do jack shit. so yet again. i win. suck it up and walk it off.. .loser hahahahaah

[Dukkit]

i would die a happy man if that ever happens to me

haha come visit me and ill introduce ya