The "I just got laid" thread

**Doc M** · 10-24-2008, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by hotpink

oh haha im stupid
...i got eaten out

wrong term

If that's you in your avatar hotpink, I can't see you having too many problems getting your way with the boys!

I wouldn't even know where to begin when it comes to talking about getting laid. I honestly have so much sex, it's ridiculous...literally!!! I won't even tell stories because everyone will think I am full of shit!! Gotta love incredible sex though, it's what makes me happiest!!

Doc M

**GT2** · 10-13-2008, 03:34 AM

It was my bday yesterday...so go figure

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 06:12 AM

whew. this weekend was overfilled with sex. my body is actually in shock i think and my penis is sore from over use

most recently it was 3 times last night and once at 6:30 this morning.

**ghettoboyd** · 10-13-2008, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

whew. this weekend was overfilled with sex. my body is actually in shock i think and my penis is sore from over use

most recently it was 3 times last night and once at 6:30 this morning.

your a machine man.i see your theme song as 70's porn music..... Baw chicka wa wa....

**Dukkit** · 10-13-2008, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by ghettoboyd

your a machine man.i see your theme song as 70's porn music..... Baw chicka wa wa....

man. its fun and all. but seriously. my body cant take much more!!! lol. im so tired and sore from this weekend.

and once i get back in the gym, im going to have to cut back on the sex.

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 10:05 AM

Wahey got it this evening

Broke my dry patch so to speak

**Dizz28** · 10-13-2008, 03:21 PM

....i got burnt by a chick i had sex with 2 weeks ago....on Doxy and Amox right now

dirty little thing

I've been abstaining until this blows over

**WARMachine** · 10-13-2008, 04:12 PM

Huntington Beach bro, Huntington Beach!

Damn i LOVE So. Cal!

**DCI** · 10-13-2008, 04:30 PM

When do I get to visit

To sample the night life

**tjpatrick1987** · 10-13-2008, 11:31 PM

lately i havent been able to enjoy my sex and give my girl the fck she deserves.....i used to last long as hell....now its just like i nut in a couple minutes roll over and go to sleep hahaha

**Amorphic** · 10-14-2008, 08:54 PM

yeeeep. did it again

**WARMachine** · 10-14-2008, 09:25 PM

Called the GF over before she left for work...

She barely made it though the door before i had her spread out on all fours...

**Rugger02** · 10-14-2008, 09:27 PM

Woot woot!!

**FallenWyvern** · 10-14-2008, 10:47 PM

Viagra=5

**vindication** · 10-14-2008, 10:50 PM

whats the deal. I think Ill post this in here because it might not warrant a thread. have you guys ever used ghb while working out? I hear some of the highschool guys talking about it the gym some times....

**mick86** · 10-22-2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by vindication

whats the deal. I think Ill post this in here because it might not warrant a thread. have you guys ever used ghb while working out? I hear some of the highschool guys talking about it the gym some times....

I may cop it for answering this but yes I have and its not overly helpful, perhaps as a mild stimulant or mood inhancer.

Most people on this board don't seem to like GHB so I'd be surprised if anyone else will come forward and say that they have.

If anything its better for taking after training before bed, but even then its effectiveness is controversial and many say that its too dangerous and should be avoided.

Bottom line is probably better off using other supplements/anabolic 's.

**KatsMeow** · 10-14-2008, 10:53 PM

grrrr...not this month

**FallenWyvern** · 10-14-2008, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

grrrr...not this month

Thanks for nothing then...

Wish the best for you though...

**mick86** · 10-15-2008, 09:29 AM

EDITED

Decided some things are better kept to myself. It was foolish to share my sex life with strangers.

**Dukkit** · 10-15-2008, 09:51 AM

last night. this morning. the night before last, yesterday morning... though i couldnt cum yesterday morning... so that doesnt count i guess

**Dukkit** · 10-15-2008, 09:52 AM

and hopefully on lunch today.

gotta call the ex

**mick86** · 10-22-2008, 11:49 AM

EDITED

Decided some things are better kept to myself. It was foolish to share my sex life with strangers.

**hotpink** · 10-23-2008, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by mick86

Oh, btw I have a hot little 17 year old lined up for tomorrow night (yes that's legal here in Australia, if your over 18 the girl need to be over 16).

Although I haven't been laid yet I'm looking forward to it so thought I'd post it now.

She's shes pretty, has a hot body and in her final year of school, what more can you ask for

Oh I really like slim girls, and shes around 110 lbs

Also she's pretty wild, and actually likes the main issue that has been affecting my confidence lately (my legal troubles, she likes the bad boy thing

)

I'm on cycle so I'm as horny as all hell, I'm looking forward to tomorrow

That's all for now, I have other things to do...

ew how old are you?

**mick86** · 10-24-2008, 08:31 AM

EDITED

Decided some things are better kept to myself. It was foolish to share my sex life with strangers.

**calgarian** · 10-24-2008, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by mick86

22 thus Mick86 (as in born in 1986). By the way as for last night all I can say is WoW

Oh, and:

I didn't think that I was capable of getting a girl like that =)

I didn't know that a girl her age could perform like that =)

I think that it will be a regular thing =)

**mick86** · 10-24-2008, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

I'll decline, lol. That would be pretty disrespectful towards her and creepy on my behalf. I can just imaging if members start posting pics of the people they supposedly bed, I would guess that many people would stretch the truth.

**WARMachine** · 10-24-2008, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by mick86

22 thus Mick86 (as in born in 1986). By the way as for last night all I can say is WoW

Oh, and:

I didn't think that I was capable of getting a girl like that =)

I didn't know that a girl her age could perform like that =)

I think that it will be a regular thing with this one =)

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Originally Posted by mick86

I'll decline, lol. That would be pretty disrespectful towards her and creepy on my behalf. I can just imaging if members start posting pics of the people they supposedly bed, I would guess that many people would stretch the truth.

=

**mick86** · 10-24-2008, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by war4BTT

+

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Believe what you wish, I have nothing to prove. Anyone who has read my posts can surely see that unlike some I have made no great claims of supremacy, either in the weighs room or the bed room, or in regards to anything for that matter.

Posting here was a mistake, I wont be contributing to this thread again. It seems like a "look how macho I am" kind of thread were people make up colorful stories and critise others.

**Chitown Raider** · 10-23-2008, 05:32 PM

Got some saturday night went out with her and she took her roomate's lexus suv. Hit it in the back with seats down outside her apartment complex. He was pissed when he found all his stuff re-arranged.

BG · 10-24-2008, 05:12 PM

^^^haha nice.

Ive never been in this thread yet but Ill add to it.....My girls been wounded for about a week now, she's been working alot so I didnt ask for any jaw, but man tonite I better get laid one way or another or Im going to go fuc'n crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!

There you go.

**DSM4Life** · 10-24-2008, 05:13 PM

One perk of being in M to M relationship, he wants sex just as often as me which is all the time. It works well

**WARMachine** · 10-24-2008, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

One perk of being in M to M relationship, he wants sex just as often as me which is all the time. It works well

**WARMachine** · 10-24-2008, 07:41 PM

^^^

Chill out

This is the lounge, were all just joking around in here...

The fact that youre so defensive just makes me think maybe my joke was true...

I'm not hear to impress others with my long list of female conquests, which i a good thong as this year the list has been rather short.

Then why are you posting!!!!

This is what this thread is all about, its to share those conquests and joke around with others!

Did HotPink get all pissy when Dukk made a joke about her being a tranny?

No!

Thats because were all adults here who at certain times, like to joke around a little at others expense.

Obviously you cant do that. You just get all defensive like a child, so why dont you do what you said youre gonna do, and dont post here anymore...

problem solved!

**stpete** · 10-24-2008, 07:56 PM

Well, does bj's count here? Cause if so, i'm in. My neighbor just left. She's supposed to come back later.

BG · 10-26-2008, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by stpete

Well, does bj's count here? Cause if so, i'm in. My neighbor just left. She's supposed to come back later.

I would lock the door and put a note on it..."Thanks but try again in a few days"

**GT2** · 10-25-2008, 01:40 AM

Don't worry Mick, I believe you bro

**GT2** · 10-25-2008, 07:33 AM

Just got back from the gf's house. Needles to say I put an end to my week long drought (a week seems to feel like a year on test). She even got out the camera and took some videos of us, something she hasn't done for a while