The "I just got laid" thread

**Dizz28** · 09-18-2008, 01:06 PM

This morning

**Amorphic** · 09-23-2008, 04:02 PM

my slump ended last night. time to get my game on

**warchild** · 09-23-2008, 04:05 PM

got laid thursday and friday by a stripper.woo woo

**warchild** · 09-23-2008, 04:06 PM

got a bj and some huge fakes dds last thursday and friday also, great for me cus ive been in a slump for a couple months.

**GT2** · 09-23-2008, 11:08 PM

I was on the way home from the shops yesterday and the gf calls me up and says "come over, no-one's home"...needless to say it was the best spontaneous sex I've ever had

**number twelve** · 09-24-2008, 10:50 AM

i have been on an absolute tear lately. new girl almost every day for the last 10 days

**Voland** · 09-24-2008, 11:51 AM

my girl just raped me

. after some days of abstinence becasue she had the period she needed me. I'm a drug.

**Dizz28** · 09-24-2008, 02:42 PM

Last night

**GT2** · 09-24-2008, 07:49 PM

Last night, we were in a rush so we did it raw

**Amorphic** · 09-24-2008, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy

Last night, we were in a rush so we did it raw

as in without a condom?

thats the only way i do it haha

**GT2** · 09-24-2008, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

as in without a condom?

thats the only way i do it haha

Haha yeah. I would do it without a condom all the time, but the gf sometimes gets paranoid (even though she's on the pill?)

**JiGGaMaN** · 09-24-2008, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

as in without a condom?

thats the only way i do it haha

Same here. Condoms really do take the feelin' all outta it.

**0tolerance** · 09-25-2008, 12:09 AM

tuesday night i went to a mates 21st...
got extremely drunk, wanted to go home..
called a cab at like 2am and got dropped at this chicks house,
i got there, all the lights were off and it looked like no one was home..
but the door was unlocked so i just walked in.
Id been there before so i remember which room she was in.

walked to the door open it, turned the light on and said "hey what are you up to"
and she woke up with a shock and was like WTF are you doing here, its 2am?
i said i needed a place to sleep, so she let me get in her bed.

now im abit upmyself but im pretty amazing at massages(its how i pull alot of girls), she asked for a stomach massage...
10 minutes or so of massaging her stomach and making sure i pressed against all the sensual points around the pelvis and hips and then she jumped me...
fell asleep at about 5am

.
what i enjoyed is that she is a dancer, so i pretty much could fold her in half.

**gst528i** · 09-25-2008, 12:42 AM

Nice^^^^^
I finally got laid by that rich white gurl... Been trying to get in her pants for a while now....
I would have given up if wasn't getting any side *****....
I have my eyes set on this asian gurl that's my lab partner...

**WARMachine** · 10-01-2008, 01:53 AM

Smashed about an hour ago...

Anyway, the GF came over, aunt flo has been in the house for the last 5days or so...

Anyway, i took her into the room and smashed it into oblivion!

Had her spread all ways for about an hour or so... That was that ladies and gents...

btw, i agree with everyone else here, doing it raw, only way...

Unless i get hammered and pull some Bro Hoe from the club or somethin... Then its double bagged...

Just waited cause i wanted this to be my 2000th post!!!

IM ANABOLIC BI-AT-CHES!

**Deltasaurus** · 10-01-2008, 10:22 AM

well this weekend i got some. hadnt been laid in a while this girl was pretty cute and like gritten her teeth for some all night so i just say to her me and my friend are gunna F ur brains out and she was like your all talk. so we take her in this roo m and this dude is passed out,but we're like whatever so we start getting at her,im taking her pants off my friends kissing on her. and he turns the lights on and im like shut em of and he says"i dont wanna accidently cross swords with you over some vaganus" so he dims them LOL and i guess i was happy cuz i didnt wanna see him naked lol. but something went wrong it was still fairly dark and im pretty drunk havent drank in almost 5 weeks. and when i let loose, i took it out and then i hear my friend go "aaahhhhh WTF!" and im almost dying laughing i got it on his foot.hahaha omg i couldnt stop laughing.

**WARMachine** · 10-01-2008, 12:42 PM

^^^

**Dizz28** · 10-01-2008, 12:58 PM

That's the worst story I've ever heard....

**Deltasaurus** · 10-01-2008, 01:57 PM

yeah it was all good untill on spoodged on my friends leg. i mean we're good enough friends to A-frame the girl but that wasnt supposed to have happen. LMAO

**Skully44420** · 10-01-2008, 02:01 PM

**CONsis10c** · 10-01-2008, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by war4BTT

^^^

haha

**Amorphic** · 10-01-2008, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by Dizz28

That's the worst story I've ever heard....

agreed. lol

**peachfuzz** · 10-01-2008, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by A2thej2008;4229***

well this weekend i got some. hadnt been laid in a while this girl was pretty cute and like gritten her teeth for some all night so i just say to her me and my friend are gunna F ur brains out and she was like your all talk. so we take her in this roo m and this dude is passed out,but we're like whatever so we start getting at her,im taking her pants off my friends kissing on her. and he turns the lights on and im like shut em of and he says"i dont wanna accidently cross swords with you over some vaganus" so he dims them LOL and i guess i was happy cuz i didnt wanna see him naked lol. but something went wrong it was still fairly dark and im pretty drunk havent drank in almost 5 weeks. and when i let loose, i took it out and then i hear my friend go "aaahhhhh WTF!" and im almost dying laughing i got it on his foot.hahaha omg i couldnt stop laughing.

**Dukkit** · 10-02-2008, 05:58 AM

i havent posted in here in a min. ever since bad barbie left, i havent gotten laid by her. no fun

but ive gotten laid by others.

last night, 2 times. slept like a rock

**ghettoboyd** · 10-02-2008, 12:39 PM

yes badbarbie was a peach. i miss her too

**Rugger02** · 10-09-2008, 09:41 PM