The "I just got laid" thread

**one8nine** · 08-04-2008, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by BadBarbie

We just got laid.

we just got laid

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 08:45 AM

haha. good for you guys. ill be available to baby sit when you pop that kid out badbarbie

**BadBarbie** · 08-04-2008, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha. good for you guys. ill be available to baby sit when you pop that kid out badbarbie

Don't you read?
So syringes make me nervous as hell and..
keep up.

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 08:50 AM

yea i saw that. but ask me and TJM... we've both gotten girls knocked up while they were on birth control. we got super sperm. so if 189's sperm is any thing like mine... there is always that chance there little buddy

**BadBarbie** · 08-04-2008, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yea i saw that. but ask me and TJM... we've both gotten girls knocked up while they were on birth control. we got super sperm. so if 189's sperm is any thing like mine... there is always that chance there little buddy

SHHHH NO CHANCE NO CHANCE!!

Plus, that's why he's so strong. that's what kicks and punches in the stomach are for.

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by BadBarbie

SHHHH NO CHANCE NO CHANCE!!

Plus, that's why he's so strong. that's what kicks and punches in the stomach are for.

haha. i prefer pushin the chicks down the stairs.

**BadBarbie** · 08-04-2008, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha. i prefer pushin the chicks down the stairs.

OOoooohh good one! i'll try it out if th opportunity comes along

haha

**thegodfather** · 08-04-2008, 09:32 AM

Hm...I got laid last night...I had one bitch leave my house and the other one came about 10 minutes later...i had to febreeze my room so it didnt smell like the other chick...Thats all I got for now...

**Panzerfaust** · 08-04-2008, 10:26 AM

You are all a bunch of getting laid mofo's...what about the rest of us.

**Dukkit** · 08-04-2008, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

You are all a bunch of getting laid mofo's...what about the rest of us.

well if thats your girl in your avy, then your all set bro.

**Skully44420** · 08-04-2008, 11:29 AM

oops damnit wrong thread...

**Phate** · 08-04-2008, 12:56 PM

i swear, we could start a whole different rumor about steroids from this thread, now instead of roid rage being the thing to worry about from steroids, it's gonna be sex-crazed steroid freaks

seriously though, we could turn these threads into a national best-seller, cause some of this shit is priceless

**Amorphic** · 08-04-2008, 02:07 PM

i havent gotten laid in like 3 weeks.

**BadBarbie** · 08-04-2008, 09:06 PM

We just got laid.

**one8nine** · 08-04-2008, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by BadBarbie

We just got laid.

we just got laid

**Phate** · 08-04-2008, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by BadBarbie

We just got laid.

Originally Posted by one8nine

we just got laid

both of you are making all us horny fvckers jealous

lol

**RangersLTW** · 08-04-2008, 09:22 PM

I get laid every week. I personally never knew anyone had a problem with it till I came to this forum. LOL I love being a alpha male.

**Reed** · 08-04-2008, 09:46 PM

I'll finally be here tomorrow when my girl toy gets back. Can't wait to beat the brakes off that!!! Its been building up all week, I'm gonna straight slave that ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**RangersLTW** · 08-04-2008, 09:48 PM

ya beat it while its down..no mercy

**Reed** · 08-04-2008, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by RangersLTW

ya beat it while its down..no mercy

Never any mercy. I should be shutting down on my stack but my libido is weird. It never goes away and I gotta get them to work it so I'll get off even when on pct or with nothing. Its strange, I'm a little worried about when i get on test though. Think I'll be some crazy sex freak needing a couple of women at once

**RangersLTW** · 08-04-2008, 10:02 PM

And there is a problem there? Take a vag and call me in the morning lol

**Reed** · 08-04-2008, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by RangersLTW

And there is a problem there? Take a vag and call me in the morning lol

LOL!!! I gotta wait to take my vag tomorrow unforunately. The only is problem is I can't get it for a day or two because of the "soreness" What a bunch of wussies

**RangersLTW** · 08-04-2008, 10:11 PM

Just don't choke on it heard it gives you a stiff neck lol

**Reed** · 08-04-2008, 10:12 PM

LOL Thanks

**Dukkit** · 08-05-2008, 06:19 AM

uhhh, i just got laid.

does warm apple pie count?

hehehe

**calgarian** · 08-05-2008, 07:20 AM

y we didnt call it dukkis get laid thread?

**Dukkit** · 08-05-2008, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

y we didnt call it dukkis get laid thread?

lol. cuz im not selfish. i like to hear about other ppls good times.

**calgarian** · 08-05-2008, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Amorphic

i havent gotten laid in like 3 weeks.

nude beaches in vencover got closed or what ??

**calgarian** · 08-05-2008, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lol. cuz im not selfish. i like to hear about other ppls good times.

there wont be many.....one chick one day but not like u

**calgarian** · 08-05-2008, 08:13 AM

does ANAL only count as getting laid?

**Dukkit** · 08-05-2008, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

does ANAL only count as getting laid?

fck yea!!

**calgarian** · 08-05-2008, 08:15 AM

4 times in 3 days then with 4 different women...there

**Chitown Raider** · 08-06-2008, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha. i prefer pushin the chicks down the stairs.

My favorite thing when she mentions the P word!

**Dukkit** · 08-06-2008, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by Chitown Raider

My favorite thing when she mentions the P word!

its my new favorite past time. lol. pregnant chick stair pushing.

go for the gold!!

**calgarian** · 08-06-2008, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw;411***6

its my new favorite past time. lol. pregnant chick stair pushing.

go for the gold!!

another reason i prefer ANAL

**hotpink** · 08-08-2008, 11:31 PM

woop woop im part of this thread now =P

**Skully44420** · 08-09-2008, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by hotpink

woop woop im part of this thread now =P

i'm jealous

**peachfuzz** · 08-09-2008, 02:53 AM

just put my deek to the test. passed with flying colors.

**Skully44420** · 08-09-2008, 02:55 AM

my goal is to join this thread in the next 2 weeks LOL

**peachfuzz** · 08-09-2008, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by Skully44420

my goal is to join this thread in the next 2 weeks LOL

maybe i can help. ill get things started, and then you come in for "the dark room switch" do it all the time. only problem is most girls notice a 5 inch drop in size.