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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Left. You?
    I'm usually hard. But when I do hang its always to the right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I'm usually hard. But when I do hang its always to the right.
    They say opposites attract.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    They say opposites attract.
    bahaha. You wouldn't like me I'm an ugly fvcker.
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    Does the homosexual wear the clothes of there life partner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    Does the homosexual wear the clothes of there life partner?
    I only wear his panties.
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    I just got hit on by an older gentlemen while waiting for some takeout.

    Am I putting off a vibe, or is it because I'm so sexy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    I just got hit on by an older gentlemen while waiting for some takeout.

    Am I putting off a vibe, or is it because I'm so sexy?
    What kind of take out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    What kind of take out?
    Zoe's, nothing fancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    I just got hit on by an older gentlemen while waiting for some takeout.

    Am I putting off a vibe, or is it because I'm so sexy?
    Are you sure he was not just being nice and complementing you? You know some people actually like that and have no alterior motive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts
    Are you sure he was not just being nice and complementing you? You know some people actually like that and have no alterior motive.
    Nah, he hit on me. He squeezed in between a girl and myself to stand up when there was plenty of room all over. He asked me how old I was and told me I looks damn good for 32. He is in the same business/career that I am in so I chatted for a sec as not to be rude. Was a little awkward but I saw it coming.

    Plus, I figured I could hook DSM or Sholva up if they like old rich men!

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    DSM

    How much is too much sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    DSM

    How much is too much sex?
    When the top of your d!ck is so tender even rubbing your boxers hurts, your done.
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    will I ever be as sexy as you are you crazy beast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    will I ever be as sexy as you are you crazy beast?
    Never.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post

    When the top of your d!ck is so tender even rubbing your boxers hurts, your done.
    lol been there before
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    When the top of your d!ck is so tender even rubbing your boxers hurts, your done.
    What if you have lost all feeling in your d!ck? Completely numb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    What if you have lost all feeling in your d!ck? Completely numb?
    Go anal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Go anal.
    Done that. I actually think I may need a break. I know its insane. bahaha

    I'll take 1 day off and see if things get back to normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Done that. I actually think I may need a break. I know its insane. bahaha I'll take 1 day off and see if things get back to normal.
    I don't think he meant, put your dick in someone, I think he meant accept a dick from someone........

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    DSM - what created the Boötes void?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    DSM - what created the Boötes void?
    The merger of smaller voids.
    Realist: A person who sees things as they truly are. A practical person. The pessimist complains about the wind; The optimist expects it to change; The realist adjusts the sails. — William Arthur Ward

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    are you looking these up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by trikydik View Post
    are you looking these up?
    no
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    Bump....Wat Up Mr. D? Long time since this thread has moved.....


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    I know I been so busy with work and life. How has everyone been ?

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    OK I almost didnt ask where you were or what's been going on due to that last picture. Ewwww, not quite up to your usual standards...

    Ok so where are you? What's going on?

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    Hey DSM where the hell are you?

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    This isnt like you to be awol this long.....

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    Yeah it's been a couple of months now. STRANGE

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    Life man. Nieces/ nephews and hubby get all my time. What free time I have left I am working. Haven't seen the gym is too long. I'm tired.
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    Look what the cat dragged in. Wow talk about timing

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    Well it's about time D. Don't leave me here all alone. this place gets scary at times....were talking Deep, Unfathomable, precipitous and all them other words.....lol

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    i thought you had abandoned us for some other forums! did you and your partner ever get to adopt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Life man. Nieces/ nephews and hubby get all my time. What free time I have left I am working. Haven't seen the gym is too long. I'm tired.
    How old is are the Nieces? Maybe I can help out to give you some free time so you can make it to the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Well it's about time D. Don't leave me here all alone. this place gets scary at times....were talking Deep, Unfathomable, precipitous and all them other words.....lol
    I am now a creeper lurking in the shadows.

    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    How old is are the Nieces? Maybe I can help out to give you some free time so you can make it to the gym.
    2 years old and more than a handful but at that perfect age to play with. Once they start acting up or $hit their pants I can say "here mommy take them, I have to go now".

    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    i thought you had abandoned us for some other forums! did you and your partner ever get to adopt?
    Have looked into and doesn't look good. The expense and time needed is ridiculous and honestly with my current work schedule it just wouldn't be feasible.
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    Where have you been, slut? I miss you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Where have you been, slut? I miss you.
    Thank you sir. Life is busy busy. I try to make it a point to stop in every once and a while. I know you guys look forward to the pictures in this thread so I try to keep up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I am now a creeper lurking in the shadows.



    2 years old and more than a handful but at that perfect age to play with. Once they start acting up or $hit their pants I can say "here mommy take them, I have to go now".



    Have looked into and doesn't look good. The expense and time needed is ridiculous and honestly with my current work schedule it just wouldn't be feasible.
    OK Ill pass, it's been a while since I have had to do any diaper changes and I did more than my share being a single dad from about 6mo - 6yr old. They are fun at that age though. No back talk. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Thank you sir. Life is busy busy. I try to make it a point to stop in every once and a while. I know you guys look forward to the pictures in this thread so I try to keep up.
    Yeah as far as the pics go even I am remiss in posting them. but like you it's summer time and much to do outside the forum but come fall and winter look out!

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    A little non extreme eye candy fro ya D








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