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  1. 11-05-2017, 05:35 PM #7841
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    You know DAMN well it takes more than two

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    Some of you guys haven’t a clue that you’re in the presence of royalty. DSM isn’t just a forum legend. He is a Internet legand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Some of you guys haven’t a clue that you’re in the presence of royalty. DSM isn’t just a forum legend. He is a Internet legand...
    Oh yeah... Suck that cock...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Oh yeah... Suck that cock...
    Lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Some of you guys haven’t a clue that you’re in the presence of royalty. DSM isn’t just a forum legend. He is a Internet legand...
    You are too kind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Lol..
    TY for having a sense of humor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    TY for having a sense of humor
    I started humor here. Almost got me banned a few times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I started humor here. Almost got me banned a few times.
    I know that feeling. Never back down. Always be an individual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    I know that feeling. Never back down. Always be an individual.
    Agree. Like father always said "whenever you hear stop it hurts" you push even harder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Agree. Like father always said "whenever you hear stop it hurts" you push even harder.
    Glad I never said that. I just took it and liked it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Glad I never said that. I just took it and liked it.
    Look who’s sucking who’s cock now...
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    Its not gay if you don't take your pants off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Its not gay if you don't take your pants off.
    Let me ask..

    Dear DSM,

    is it truly not gay if OB doesn’t take his pants off in exchange of fellatio with another male partner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Let me ask..

    Dear DSM,

    is it truly not gay if OB doesn’t take his pants off in exchange of fellatio with another male partner?
    Dr. Obs is the relationship expert here dammit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Dr. Obs is the relationship expert here dammit.
    No offense to Dr. Obs but he couldn’t hold and 18inch candle up his ass compared to Lord DSM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    No offense to Dr. Obs but he couldn’t hold and 18inch candle up his ass compared to Lord DSM.
    Dr. Obs is not gonna be shoving 18" of anything in his ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    Let me ask..

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    is it truly not gay if OB doesn’t take his pants off in exchange of fellatio with another male partner?
    It's not unless it's the 3rd time your doing it in the same day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    No offense to Dr. Obs but he couldn’t hold and 18inch candle up his ass compared to Lord DSM.
    When I was born the doctor had trouble finding the umbilical cord. I had taken it and tucked all the extra up into my rectum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    It's not unless it's the 3rd time your doing it in the same day.
    Boom! Told ya ms
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    It's not unless it's the 3rd time your doing it in the same day.
    That clears it up then, my apologies OBs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    That clears it up then, my apologies OBs.
    Do you think its odd that DSM just invited me to his house in a pm???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Do you think its odd that DSM just invited me to his house in a pm???
    To spot me for squats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    When I was born the doctor had trouble finding the umbilical cord. I had taken it and tucked all the extra up into my rectum.

    Well there's a picture! Good to see you DSM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Do you think its odd that DSM just invited me to his house in a pm???
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    To spot me for squats.
    He believes in safety first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleScience View Post
    He believes in safety first.
    I always squat ass to ...
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    oh shit, DSM is back!

    hope everything is going good your way
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    To spot me for squats.
    Long as you arent spotting me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Long as you arent spotting me
    Just try it once.

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    oh shit, DSM is back!

    hope everything is going good your way
    Life is going OK for me. How about yourself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Just try it once.



    Life is going OK for me. How about yourself?
    HOF, Monitor, Elite, and long time members Legacy Thread.
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    DSM why is that I was born with fat tits. Was that a omen of some sort?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    DSM why is that I was born with fat tits. Was that a omen of some sort?
    Are they sexy fat tits? Have you played with them while masturbating? You can be truthful we wont judge.....(yes we will)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching
    I don't mind a little rust on the rim....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    HOF, Monitor, Elite, and long time members Legacy Thread.
    Inviting you to this thread.
    I will check it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Are they sexy fat tits? Have you played with them while masturbating? You can be truthful we wont judge.....(yes we will)
    Now their featuring true bilateral gyno not just fat... yes their sexy, but never or even thought of playing with them.

    https://i.imgur.com/R7e1uha.png

    Appearance changes every day btw, lot of water retention in above pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Are they sexy fat tits? Have you played with them while masturbating? You can be truthful we wont judge.....(yes we will)
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    I don't mind a little rust on the rim....
    I just shot milk out of my nose...
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    I bought these shoes because they were loud as hell. They came with blue laces so I bought neon green to make them pop and spen ten minutes lacing them so the laces all lay flatin unison.

    My question is, Does this make me a metrosexual?
    I also wore a cowboy hat and underwear for my finals pics... Does that make me a metrosexual?
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    Also,
    What are the penis requirement to be a male stripper/entertainer?
    I have the body for it but am worried my prick won't measure up at 7-7.5 inches...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke View Post
    Also,
    What are the penis requirement to be a male stripper/entertainer?
    I have the body for it but am worried my prick won't measure up at 7-7.5 inches...
    Mine will but all the rest isn't up to the game unfortunately.

    What is max age ?
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