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  1. 11-17-2013, 07:43 AM #7481
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    Dont go and ruin my imagination of Santa.
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    Why wife told me yesterday she married me based on my penis size, how should I interpret this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    Why wife told me yesterday she married me based on my penis size, how should I interpret this?

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    Could go one of two ways:
    Big penis: Your penis is so large that it fills me up making me orgasm everytime.

    Small penis: Your penis is thankful small. I needed a break from all the large penis pounding me and ripping me apart. It's relaxing hardly feeling anything when your inside me.
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    When I saw this Kmart commercial this morning I though of you DSM. I wish I could find the video, I'm sure you would appreciate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    When I saw this Kmart commercial this morning I though of you DSM. I wish I could find the video, I'm sure you would appreciate it.
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    OK you found the video. I couldn't find it yesterday but found it today also. I hope you enjoyed it. lol
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    We should get the guys together here and make our own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    We should get the guys together here and make our own.
    That sounds like a great idea.... NOT. LOL
    In your dreams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    We should get the guys together here and make our own.
    I'm in...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    I'm in...
    Send me your entry video.
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    Going to a wedding reception tonight - gay couple. Should I floss a pink shirt or would it look like I'm trying too hard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Going to a wedding reception tonight - gay couple. Should I floss a pink shirt or would it look like I'm trying too hard?
    Try wearing ladies underwear and let me know how it turns out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    Try wearing ladies underwear and let me know how it turns out.
    Ok.. I can do that. That's a great idea actually. But what about the pink shirt? I'm serious, I need to know. Help me DSM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Ok.. I can do that. That's a great idea actually. But what about the pink shirt? I'm serious, I need to know. Help me DSM.
    No. It's not gay pride it's a wedding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    No. It's not gay pride it's a wedding.
    I'm a little disappointed, but I trust you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Hello dsm
    Marcus, what brings you here? Is it leg day ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Marcus, what brings you here? Is it leg day ?
    I recently had a prostate and testicle examand he had ffingers like bananas. How the fuk do you guys take a hard cock up your ring piece
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    I recently had a prostate and testicle examand he had ffingers like bananas. How the fuk do you guys take a hard cock up your ring piece
    Did he do both tests at the same time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Did he do both tests at the same time?
    That didn't answer my question. ....


    No he felt them one by one
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    That didn't answer my question. ....


    No he felt them one by one
    You never had a girl use a finger on you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    You never had a girl use a finger on you?
    Only the tip for me. I had a chick try to stick a candle up my ass before... Yeah.. No.
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    I've never had that lol. One tried and I said "no ma'am"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey hulk
    You gotta try everything once
    Not that
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    LMAO... I've done some nasty sh*t... But no man exit only. Haha
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    Mikey hulk I think you've found your home brother.

    DSM get in here.. Stat.
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    Lmao!

    I'm a nasty mfkr but no one touches my arsehole lol

    As I said before.... Ill lick a woman's butthole clean. Tastes like a copper penny lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard
    Lmao! I'm a nasty mfkr but no one touches my arsehole lol As I said before.... Ill lick a woman's butthole clean. Tastes like a copper penny lol
    Like a mocha chocolate moon pie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    You never had a girl use a finger on you?
    yes I have on the vinegar stroke but this was a bloke with fingers like bananas, so how the hell do you guys have a hard fuking cock up there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300
    yes I have on the vinegar stroke but this was a bloke with fingers like bananas, so how the hell do you guys have a hard fuking cock up there?
    Eh-hem... Please answer the question DSM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Eh-hem... Please answer the question DSM.
    Bite the pillow and go to your happy place in your head.
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    Well there you have it Marcus

    Thank you DSM.
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