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    well, how can I conquer my neighborhood at least?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark_Ansem View Post
    well, how can I conquer my neighborhood at least?
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    Here is the answer to the question everyone has been waiting for, for a long long time....


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    Does Oral sex make your teeth shift and become crooked?
    Becuase you know how you hear how it's bad for kids to suck their thumbs becuase it makes their teeth come in crooked. What happens if adults suck penises alot. Will that make my nice teeth shift and become crappy.

    I would think not since we have our adult teeth and they are fully in but just want to make sure.

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    no this isn't an ignorent homophobe question I am bi, more towards the gay side myself

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    if you live with a dick in your mouth then you will need to take it out once and in a while so your teeth dont shift...but other wise no its fine...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Here is the answer to the question everyone has been waiting for, for a long long time....


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    Does Oral sex make your teeth shift and become crooked?
    Becuase you know how you hear how it's bad for kids to suck their thumbs becuase it makes their teeth come in crooked. What happens if adults suck penises alot. Will that make my nice teeth shift and become crappy.

    I would think not since we have our adult teeth and they are fully in but just want to make sure.

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    no this isn't an ignorent homophobe question I am bi, more towards the gay side myself

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    if you live with a dick in your mouth then you will need to take it out once and in a while so your teeth dont shift...but other wise no its fine...


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    If sucking dick made your teeth shift I'd have the worst teeth on the board.
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    Liquid cialis or pill cialis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    If sucking dick made your teeth shift I'd have the worst teeth on the board.
    And you would not be the only one here either with that problem..lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroholic View Post
    Liquid cialis or pill cialis?
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    If a person likes sucking cvck and eating fries does that make him a dick-tator? And if he/she eats too many fries loaded with salt while sucking cvck, will that give their partner salt peter? Non enquiring minds might want to know and blow...

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    have you ever ate another man's poopoo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    have you ever ate another man's poopoo?
    I've tossed a salad but after a shower.
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    You Toss A Mean Salad. Boy Am I Spent....BTW Would You Happen To Have Any Grey Poupon?




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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    is that really you?cuz damn! Those picKs are bigger than my chest lol

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    ...also I love reading your thread because you really take everything with a grain of salt Lol I love your sense of humor and how you can let things roll off your back. But I'm curious how many times you want to reply to a thread or post in just a full-out rant :-)
    some of the things here are very confrontational and just over all offensive to say to anyone. in my line of work I deal with a lot of that too but I'm on the clock so I take a pause to remind myself im paid to say the right thing at the right time :-) yet you're not. So I'm just wondering how do you keep it together? And not let others post affect you or affect your response?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Beautifully perfect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart View Post
    ...also I love reading your thread because you really take everything with a grain of salt Lol I love your sense of humor and how you can let things roll off your back. But I'm curious how many times you want to reply to a thread or post in just a full-out rant :-)
    some of the things here are very confrontational and just over all offensive to say to anyone. in my line of work I deal with a lot of that too but I'm on the clock so I take a pause to remind myself im paid to say the right thing at the right time :-) yet you're not. So I'm just wondering how do you keep it together? And not let others post affect you or affect your response?
    Being that I see the same type of topics over and over again you quickly realize who is just trying to get a rise out of you. People like to make outrageous threads knowing the only reason they are doing it is for the shock value. Whats the best way to combat that? Not responding at all.

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    is that really you?cuz damn! Those picKs are bigger than my chest lol
    If that was me I would rape myself a lot more!
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    I think I'm falling in love with another stripper. I really think this is the one. Been seeing her for 2 weeks. Can I move her in already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I think I'm falling in love with another stripper. I really think this is the one. Been seeing her for 2 weeks. Can I move her in already?
    In two weeks the only place I would be moving her into is my pants. Slow down solider!
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    Dang it. ok then
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    I think the more important question is how many benjamins is aus going to have to give to her, for her to feel partially the same way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boz View Post
    I think the more important question is how many benjamins is aus going to have to give to her, for her to feel partially the same way?
    I pay nothing until they move in! That's when I usually start paying their dang past due bills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I think I'm falling in love with another stripper. I really think this is the one. Been seeing her for 2 weeks. Can I move her in already?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5...e_gdata_player

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    Does this do anything for you, DSM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Does this do anything for you, DSM?

    Yes, it frightens me.
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    Remember the last pysco stripper Austinite moved in???

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    Before Steve Grand made it in the music world, he was an underwear model. Enjoy the pics..








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    Sholv'a told me that you have been injecting Muscle Milk, and now you're lactating. Can you confirm, please?
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    I've worked in clubs for just over a decade now and have never until recently seen a male couple enjoying a night out.
    Always see female couples but never young male couples enjoying a night out?
    Why is this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by panntastic View Post
    I've worked in clubs for just over a decade now and have never until recently seen a male couple enjoying a night out.
    Always see female couples but never young male couples enjoying a night out?
    Why is this?

    Times they are a-changing. More acceptance from society is giving people comfort in being able to be themselves publicly.

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    Sholv'a told me that you have been injecting Muscle Milk, and now you're lactating. Can you confirm, please?
    Need any more confirmation?

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    The club I work at just recently converted to a gay/transgender club and I have to say that our first night (Saturday) was awesome. First night in all the years I've been doing this that I wasn't tense from having a steady flow of throwing people out all night. Loved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmwgirl11 View Post
    The club I work at just recently converted to a gay/transgender club and I have to say that our first night (Saturday) was awesome. First night in all the years I've been doing this that I wasn't tense from having a steady flow of throwing people out all night. Loved it.
    Gays are just happy people. I can't remember ever getting into a bar fight at a gay bar/club. Even if we did we would probably have a hug fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    Gays are just happy people. I can't remember ever getting into a bar fight at a gay bar/club. Even if we did we would probably have a hug fight.
    Lol oh no, I've seen a vicious fight between two because one had slept with the others boyfriend once. Lol only thing missing was the boobs popping out lol but it's great. One regular came and my boss obligated me to inform people that it has changed to a gay bar and he acted like his panties were in a bunch had to explain that it wasn't contagious

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life

    Times they are a-changing. More acceptance from society is giving people comfort in being able to be themselves publicly.
    It's good to see I think.
    I didn't know if there were more female couples than males hence never actually seeing a male couple in a nightclub.
    Well I hope they enjoyed themselves and they come back society should embrace this more

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    Pan where do u live?

    I've seen gay couples out at clubs for the larger portion of the last 10 years. But I live near NYC and go there a lot so......
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