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  1. 06-09-2012, 10:06 PM #401
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    I got a job as a straight stripper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    I got a job as a straight stripper.
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    STILL?! dear god...what have done! LOL
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    dID you really? Did you get laid yet? What's some of the raunchiest things that have happend to you? Seriosly share, cuz other guys need to know what pretenders women really are, it's good for them to hear....plus i like to hear it lol
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    They want them to rub on their beat up taco's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    They want them to rub on their beat up taco's.
    But hold the guacamole!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981 View Post
    dID you really? Did you get laid yet? What's some of the raunchiest things that have happend to you? Seriosly share, cuz other guys need to know what pretenders women really are, it's good for them to hear....plus i like to hear it lol
    So was it DSM who gave you the sore glute at work?

    BTW, I don't think this thread's ever going to die. You'll be gone for years and it'll still be going strong.
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  8. 06-10-2012, 03:18 PM #408
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    and then there are always the asssholes that have nothing to contribute except

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    ing a thread to keep it at the top of the pile
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981
    STILL?! dear god...what have done! LOL
    You have a lot of fans here, don't sound so surprised.
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    Any pics of that 5ml pip glute?
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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    Any pics of that 5ml pip glute?
    you want a pic of a dude's asss?
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    i thought since this is after all the stripper thread...
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    i knew a bloke that hired a maid service to come clean his home. lived in SF. she would come over, strip naked, and do the housecleaning.

    maybe anabolic boy could get a job as a gay male housecleaner.... sure it would increase his income?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    i knew a bloke that hired a maid service to come clean his home. lived in SF. she would come over, strip naked, and do the housecleaning.

    maybe anabolic boy could get a job as a gay male housecleaner.... sure it would increase his income?
    Did she give him a ZJ too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    i knew a bloke that hired a maid service to come clean his home. lived in SF. she would come over, strip naked, and do the housecleaning.

    maybe anabolic boy could get a job as a gay male housecleaner.... sure it would increase his income?
    Ive seen those adds but after thinking about it and looking into it long time ago most of them were Fugly at best. I'm not going to pay some fat, ugly girl who probably wont even do a good job cleaning. lol. Now I did have a couple nice, cute Filipino girls who cleaned for me for a while... No I didnt see them naked unless you count getting some boob action during a massage I gave one of them once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Ive seen those adds but after thinking about it and looking into it long time ago most of them were Fugly at best. I'm not going to pay some fat, ugly girl who probably wont even do a good job cleaning. lol. Now I did have a couple nice, cute Filipino girls who cleaned for me for a while... No I didnt see them naked unless you count getting some boob action during a massage I gave one of them once.
    i dunno.... bloke said she was kinda cute and she kinda cleaned the houuse....

    ....but he was a perv anyways
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    i dunno.... bloke said she was kinda cute and she kinda cleaned the houuse....

    ....but he was a perv anyways
    Unless she puts out too (for an extra fee), there really is no reason in hiring one. You know if she's cute she's going to do a shitty job cleaning your house. Then it turns in to an expensive tease worse than going to the nudie bar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    i dunno.... bloke said she was kinda cute and she kinda cleaned the houuse....

    ....but he was a perv anyways
    a good way to judge is to find out if he gets another maid to come in with clothes on... or if he lives in a sty lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    a good way to judge is to find out if he gets another maid to come in with clothes on... or if he lives in a sty lol
    dude was a friggin pig. just someone i knew from work. i wouldn't even get in the same car as the guy
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    im so dumb, i had a cleaning lady when i was 21 who was a total milf and i ignored all the signs, i probly coulda hit that. I just didnt think such things were possible at that ripe age. Young guys need to learn that life can be exaclty like a cheap porno at times..you just have to believe it lol
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    so now yer living the dream as a gay stripper? =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    so now yer living the dream as a gay stripper? =)
    If you will it, it is no dream.
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    While drillng a glory hole in the wall, the gay stripper said to the carpenter..
    "If you build it, they will cum" AnabolicBoy1981
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
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    "If you build it, they will cum" AnabolicBoy1981
    "If you stroke it, he will cum" - AnabolicBoy1981
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    Yall guys should leave this poor gay guy alone with his "awesome job" lol he has feeling too! LOL
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    omgosh, someone may need counseling!
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    Lol well of what i been ready he really likes his job in a gay club...
    ? just saying!
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    Quote Originally Posted by travaldavas_taz View Post
    Yall guys should leave this poor gay guy alone with his "awesome job" lol he has feeling too! LOL
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    Lol well of what i been ready he really likes his job in a gay club...
    ? just saying!
    these are your first couple of posts??? i smell a trolli!
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlgymrat View Post
    omgosh, someone may need counseling!
    he did!

    THAT'S why he took the job as a gay stripper!

    ....to let his inner feelings be heard and come out of the closet! =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    these are your first couple of posts??? i smell a trolli!
    or one of his customers
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    these are your first couple of posts??? i smell a trolli!
    LOL i was bored so i started to read some of the comments lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981 View Post
    im so dumb, i had a cleaning lady when i was 21 who was a total milf and i ignored all the signs, i probly coulda hit that. I just didnt think such things were possible at that ripe age. Young guys need to learn that life can be exaclty like a cheap porno at times..you just have to believe it lol
    like looking at a paint splat and tell me what you see?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlgymrat View Post
    like looking at a paint splat and tell me what you see?!?
    I'm so dumb,at 21 I was a total milf and ignored all the signs. I could probably hit that, but didn't think such things possible. Ripe age young guys and cheap porno, you just have to believe it! .. Hmmm...
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    I was going to post a funny pic on male strippers. so i googled male strippers and now i'm looking for a hot coal to burn my friggin eyes outta my head. i didn't even put in the word gay, but there it was, big as all day......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I was going to post a funny pic on male strippers. so i googled male strippers and now i'm looking for a hot coal to burn my friggin eyes outta my head. i didn't even put in the word gay, but there it was, big as all day......
    TR, Google probably thinks your gay now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    TR, Google probably thinks your gay now.
    i'm certain google have to share info with Homeland Security and FBI, so....
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    Quote Originally Posted by asiandude View Post
    i'm certain google have to share info with Homeland Security and FBI, so....
    So Amedica may think he's gay too. Sorry TR, now you're going to have to go to extremes to prove you're not.
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    Looks like our resident stripper has found a bear and his cub ready to join in the fun....

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