...So I got a job as a gay stripper........

**gixxerboy1** · 07-11-2012, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by blainer

I've had several friends that were male strippers and they were always ****ing chicks at work or getting numbers and ****ing them like a day or two later. Telling me stories of how girls would just start sucking their shit while they were dancing for them and all kinds of crazy shit. I wouldn't want my girlfriend going to the strip club.

why, is your girl that much of a skank that she is going to blow a guy on stage

**Razor** · 07-11-2012, 05:38 PM

Fck this thread! Death Ray!!!!

**blainer** · 07-11-2012, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

why, is your girl that much of a skank that she is going to blow a guy on stage

I didn't specify that it happens on stage but it doesn happen. I can't answer as to the why though as I am not a girl and don't know why women do half the shit they do. It is very common though and on top of that a lot of older women pay guys to bang them. I will tell you it happens all the time. Don't believe me? Ask any guy who's worked in a strip club or better yet, go to one and ask if you can hang out for a night and tell them you are considering becoming a dancer. By all means don't take my word for anything. Go find out for yourself. Women blow/bang guys all the time at male strip clubs and if not there often directly after. Any gorl that says she's been to the strip club and not gotten at least a hand full of cock is lying.

**gixxerboy1** · 07-11-2012, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by blainer

I didn't specify that it happens on stage but it doesn happen. I can't answer as to the why though as I am not a girl and don't know why women do half the shit they do. It is very common though and on top of that a lot of older women pay guys to bang them. I will tell you it happens all the time. Don't believe me? Ask any guy who's worked in a strip club or better yet, go to one and ask if you can hang out for a night and tell them you are considering becoming a dancer. By all means don't take my word for anything. Go find out for yourself. Women blow/bang guys all the time at male strip clubs and if not there often directly after. Any gorl that says she's been to the strip club and not gotten at least a hand full of cock is lying.

I've worked as one before. I'm not denying anything that can go on. You were saying you wouldnt let your girl. Nothing is happening at a strip club that the girl doesnt want to happen. So if you thing your girl will hook up with a stripper then apparently you dont trust her and need a new girl.

**blainer** · 07-12-2012, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

I've worked as one before. I'm not denying anything that can go on. You were saying you wouldnt let your girl. Nothing is happening at a strip club that the girl doesnt want to happen. So if you thing your girl will hook up with a stripper then apparently you dont trust her and need a new girl.

Lol. Always straight to the throat huh? Yeah I know women aren't blowing a stranger unless they really want to. I trust my girlfriend bro. Not that I haven't dated some scandelous hoes when I was younger. lol

**jasc** · 07-12-2012, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

I've worked as one before. I'm not denying anything that can go on. You were saying you wouldnt let your girl. Nothing is happening at a strip club that the girl doesnt want to happen. So if you thing your girl will hook up with a stripper then apparently you dont trust her and need a new girl.

Trust gixx he worked there... 3 weeks n not 1 girl wanted to touch his cack

**blainer** · 07-12-2012, 04:37 PM

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**Honkey_Kong** · 07-12-2012, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by blainer

Lol. Always straight to the throat huh? Yeah I know women aren't blowing a stranger unless they really want to. I trust my girlfriend bro. Not that I haven't dated some scandelous hoes when I was younger. lol

So you wouldn't mind then if your girl goes to a strip club..

**blainer** · 07-12-2012, 04:42 PM

I wouldn't be with a girl that wanted to go to a strip club.

**gixxerboy1** · 07-12-2012, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by blainer

I wouldn't be with a girl that wanted to go to a strip club.

do you go to strip clubs?

**Times Roman** · 07-12-2012, 05:21 PM

^^ right there with you gix.

personally, i haven't been to one since i was in the army 30 years ago. not my thing, having paid dancers throw themsselves at me and i'm supposed to reciprocate by throwing some $$ their way. Now that doesn't mean i don't mind going to a bike rally and seeing tons of real naked chic wandering around after a lynyrd skynyrd concert. in fact, i really enjoy it. but the turn off for me is the "quid pro quo".

but if i were to go to a strip club, then how could that be wrong for my woman to do the same thing?

**blainer** · 07-12-2012, 05:26 PM

I do not go to strip clubs. Or at least with the exception of going to one in February(with my girlfriend) for another friends b-day I haven't been to a strip club in about 6 years or so. I never saw the point.

**blainer** · 07-12-2012, 05:26 PM

I would never hold someone to a standard I wasn't willing to live up to myself.

**GirlyGymRat** · 07-13-2012, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Well I'll get with DSM and we will whip him up a package. Maybe some Ben Wa Balls, vibrating butt plug, A Doc Johnson penis pump, an assortment of edible g-strings, spray on tan in a can, Justin Beiber Cologne, you know the usual that he can use before getting out onstage to help make his performance stand out.

Thoughtful gifts for OP wanting to increase their income stream!!!! You and DSM are the BBF

Can I be your forum friends????

**Times Roman** · 07-13-2012, 08:28 PM

now after i got out of the military, we had some pretty righteous bacchleur (sp?) parties

**Shol'va** · 07-13-2012, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by girlgymrat

Thoughtful gifts for OP wanting to increase their income stream!!!! You and DSM are the BBF

Can I be your forum friends????

Absolutely! A person can never have enough friends forum or otherwise. I wish I lived closer to the op so I could go see his strip act and make an informed decision on what he might be doing all wrong. But by now he maybe master of the strip bringing in so much moolah he doesn't even have time anymore for a reply to his thread. But then again if not, he could invest in the playstation gay stripping party starter games.

**Honkey_Kong** · 07-14-2012, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Absolutely! A person can never have enough friends forum or otherwise. I wish I lived closer to the op so I could go see his strip act and make an informed decision on what he might be doing all wrong. But by now he maybe master of the strip bringing in so much moolah he doesn't even have time anymore for a reply to his thread. But then again if not, he could invest in the playstation gay stripping party starter games.

He's probably making $30 a night by now.

**GirlyGymRat** · 07-28-2012, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong

He's probably making $30 a night by now.

I stopped for a meal with OP (I don't gamble) but did wander over to the craps table cuz I find it interesting. Long story short, I was schooled by a professional, he shared his knowledge, and he made money on 6 and 8 and 9 and then he tipped me for giving me the numbers, which I gave him.

I made 43$ at a casino in 20 minutes and I never took my clothes off!

BTW, I didn't cash in the chips but decided to save them as a momento for the valueable lessons I learned that day!

**Times Roman** · 07-28-2012, 02:48 PM

hey!
this thread is back

**GirlyGymRat** · 07-28-2012, 02:58 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

hey!
this thread is back

I did think that I could have made more $ if it hadn't been casual Friday : )

Seriously, the professionals do not drink when they are gambling. he was very good with numbers, knew where is money was, who was placing bets, consistancy of the dice. Seemed he was very thorough, detailed and probably make great accountant....I wonder if Luvbites would agree with my assesstment