How important is oral sex in your relationship? serious

[Docd187123]

I know all who commented are in no way big enuff for 2 hands and a mouth to all fit at once on the ole johnson.. lets keep it real here people..

Does being able to poke a girl on the cheek with it count?

[GirlyGymRat]

There's a menu?

Must be location specific!?!?! LOL

[kelkel]

Does being able to poke a girl on the cheek with it count?

Which cheeks?

[Docd187123]

Which cheeks?

Any and all

[kelkel]

Any and all

"Ambicheekerous"

New word.

[Docd187123]

"Ambicheekerous"

New word.

Done...now to go find some ambicheekerous women...

[Hazard]

I've just been informed by the gf that its goin in her stinker tonight :-)

AND I'm being spoiled with a giant cinnamon roll for desert

[Docd187123]

I've just been informed by the gf that its goin in her stinker tonight :-)

AND I'm being spoiled with a giant cinnamon roll for desert

That's even better than getting head IMO. That deserves a celebration

[hawk14dl]

Lost my girl about a month ago. Oral was once a week or so but she didn't enjoy it.

Had a first date last night. She told me she was a people pleaser. After dinner and a movie, I got head (to the finish) then sex in the morning, then breakfast, followed by head to the end again.

I'm beginning to believe her.

[Black]

I've just been informed by the gf that its goin in her stinker tonight :-)

AND I'm being spoiled with a giant cinnamon roll for desert

Jealous with envy.

[lovbyts]

Lost my girl about a month ago. Oral was once a week or so but she didn't enjoy it.

Had a first date last night. She told me she was a people pleaser. After dinner and a movie, I got head (to the finish) then sex in the morning, then breakfast, followed by head to the end again.

I'm beginning to believe her.

Sounds like a keeper but if marriage is in the talks anytime soon make sure it put in writing in the Prenup or it all may be a trick.
Do you know what food is the #1 killer of sexdrive in women? Wedding cake.

Some of the best head I remember getting was while driving the GF to school, while hiking, at a rest stop on a picknick bench, at the movies and in an airplane going to Vegas. Ahhh good ole days. I need to get the wife to be more adventuresome like that.

[Hazard]

Jealous with envy.

The cinnamon roll was fvckin awesome lol..... Only ate half. It was huge...... Bout the size of my fist if not bigger.

Lets see how the other part of my night goes. If its anything like any other time...... I should hear.....

"Ahhhhh really babe? Lets save it for tmrw....." Or "my stomach is really bothering me"

I hear the latter less often since my response is usually "Idc..... More lubrication......"

Hahaha

[Bert]

Lost my girl about a month ago. Oral was once a week or so but she didn't enjoy it.

Had a first date last night. She told me she was a people pleaser. After dinner and a movie, I got head (to the finish) then sex in the morning, then breakfast, followed by head to the end again.

I'm beginning to believe her.

How did she die?

[lovbyts]

How did she die?

I'm guessing lost = broke up, not deceased. Dating just one month after someone passed away would be a little quick in my book.

[hawk14dl]

Lov's got it.

This one ain't a keeper. Bigger then I'm used to. Very nice girl, and a hoot in bed. . Just not enough to look at

[Black]

The cinnamon roll was fvckin awesome lol..... Only ate half. It was huge...... Bout the size of my fist if not bigger.

Lets see how the other part of my night goes. If its anything like any other time...... I should hear.....

"Ahhhhh really babe? Lets save it for tmrw....." Or "my stomach is really bothering me"

I hear the latter less often since my response is usually "Idc..... More lubrication......"

Hahaha

Ahahahaha, MUD SLIDE!

Unfortunately, I've been hit by the mud slide twice. Years ago, old relationships. I got the one girl back REAL good. Alcohol was involved and after it happened I went to the bathroom to "wash" and try not to throw up.

Well, I didn't use soap just a good old rinse job. Came back in and she finished me off with some head. Attempted a swallow, gagged and ran to the bathroom to puke. One of the most disgusting nights of sex I've had.

That'll teach that b!tch to sh!t on my dick!

[lovbyts]

Ahahahaha, MUD SLIDE!

Unfortunately, I've been hit by the mud slide twice. Years ago, old relationships. I got the one girl back REAL good. Alcohol was involved and after it happened I went to the bathroom to "wash" and try not to throw up.

Well, I didn't use soap just a good old rinse job. Came back in and she finished me off with some head. Attempted a swallow, gagged and ran to the bathroom to puke. One of the most disgusting nights of sex I've had.

That'll teach that b!tch to sh!t on my dick!

That's just wrong!!!!! I hope you feel disgusting and dirty...
She should have never thrown up and wasted all that protein.

[Hazard]

Ahahahaha, MUD SLIDE!

Unfortunately, I've been hit by the mud slide twice. Years ago, old relationships. I got the one girl back REAL good. Alcohol was involved and after it happened I went to the bathroom to "wash" and try not to throw up.

Well, I didn't use soap just a good old rinse job. Came back in and she finished me off with some head. Attempted a swallow, gagged and ran to the bathroom to puke. One of the most disgusting nights of sex I've had.

That'll teach that b!tch to sh!t on my dick!

Update:

She said "you're really going to tonite? No......" I said "you promised" lmao and she says "yea but maybe another night..... Idunno cuz my stomach" bahahahaha

So I was like "yea well it's more lube anyways so we're good"

I didnt bring it up again till she had her 2nd O. I grabbed the ky and she goes "ahhhhh just be easy on it......" Haha

Mission: completed

[Black]

Update:

She said "you're really going to tonite? No......" I said "you promised" lmao and she says "yea but maybe another night..... Idunno cuz my stomach" bahahahaha

So I was like "yea well it's more lube anyways so we're good"

I didnt bring it up again till she had her 2nd O. I grabbed the ky and she goes "ahhhhh just be easy on it......" Haha

Mission: completed

Right on. Well played sir, well played. You earned it.

[Black]

That's just wrong!!!!! I hope you feel disgusting and dirty...
She should have never thrown up and wasted all that protein.

The next day, I felt really disgusting for about a minute. Then my hangover kicked in full gear and thankfully that's all I could focus on.