Gallowmere's Obsession, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Deadlift

[Gallowmere]

Strict Press: 1x45/5x75/5x95/5x110/5x130/5x150/5x165/5x5x130
DB Squat: 6x15x100
DB SLDL: 5x10x100s
Time: 37:49

Slowly getting my recovery back. Would be nice if this sinus shit would clear up.

[Gallowmere]

Deadlift: 1x135/5x180/5x225/5x270/5x315/5x360/5x405/5x5x315
Dips: 6x15x25
Pullups: 5x10x25
Time: 40:08

Added 100mg/week Deca to my 100mg TRT regimen starting with this morning’s pin. Wanting to see how my body treats a therapeutic dosage before this winter’s Test/Deca/Dbol cycle.

[Gallowmere]

Bench Press: 1x45/5x95/5x115/5x150/5x165/5x190/5x215/5x5x165
DB Squat: 6x15x100
DB SLDL: 5x10x100s
Time: 35:06

Definitely feeling better this week already. Something something low dose Deca +prelift Dbol .

[Gallowmere]

Back Squat: 1x135/5x145/5x185/5x225/5x265/5x315/5x350/5x5x265
Dips: 6x15x25
Pullups: 5x10x25
Time: 39:26

Starting to really have fun with this shit now.

[Gallowmere]

Strict Press: 1x45/5x65/5x85/5x100/5x120/5x140/5x155/5x5x120
DB Squat:6x15x100
DB SLDL: 5x10x100s
Time: 32:56

Up about 4-5 lbs. in the first week of TRT Deca addition and pwo Dbol on training days. This should be an interesting cycle. Altering my plan a bit though to facilitate daily injections without a bunch of annoyance in the draw department.

[Gallowmere]

Sumo Deadlift: 1x135/5x160/5x205/5x250/5x295/5x340/5x385/5x5x295
Dips: 6x15x25
Pullups: 5x10x25
Time: 39:43

Zero sciatic annoyance with sumo. Fuck my right hip. Bleh.

[Gallowmere]

Jesus Christ, this pwo Dbol has my arms, chest and legs feeling like balloon animals even 24 hours after training. Last source was definitely underdosed on orals (bloods were fine for injectables).

Definitely got some good stuff this time. Between the muscle swelling, great mood and absurd libido, I can tell this is gonna be a good winter cycle.

525 TestE
350 Deca
25 Dbol

[Obs]

Jesus Christ, this pwo Dbol has my arms, chest and legs feeling like balloon animals even 24 hours after training. Last source was definitely underdosed on orals (bloods were fine for injectables).

Definitely got some good stuff this time. Between the muscle swelling, great mood and absurd libido, I can tell this is gonna be a good winter cycle.

525 TestE
350 Deca
25 Dbol

Cant beat good dbol.
On oral AAS I really care for.

[Gallowmere]

Cant beat good dbol .
On oral AAS I really care for.

Absolutely. I almost stayed away from it because all I ever read in pubbie forums was whiny bullshit about bloating, gyno, lost gains, estrogen blah blah, etc.

Shit, just the mood heightening effects are enough to make it a staple for me. That’s before even considering the performance increases in training. Considering what I held from just test and underdosed Dbol, I’m thinking this one is gonna go quite well.

[GearHeaded]

I have winny, var, anadrol , and Dbol , just hanging out in my stash.. I always find myself grabbing the Dbol. its one of the most effective oral AAS there is and the results are rapid and you generally just feel pretty good when on it

[Gallowmere]

I have winny, var, anadrol, and Dbol , just hanging out in my stash.. I always find myself grabbing the Dbol. its one of the most effective oral AAS there is and the results are rapid and you generally just feel pretty good when on it

That last part is the biggest thing for me. Even after running myself into the ground in a training session, give me fifteen minutes and I’m ready to jump into a pile of naked bodies and fuck my way out.

[GearHeaded]

That last part is the biggest thing for me. Even after running myself into the ground in a training session, give me fifteen minutes and I’m ready to jump into a pile of naked bodies and fuck my way out.

before it became scheduled as contraband , back in the early 60s I believe, it was used as an anti depressant (as well as a PED). I can see why. gives mental clarity, focus, and just an overall sense of well being (and confidence)

[Gallowmere]

before it became scheduled as contraband , back in the early 60s I believe, it was used as an anti depressant (as well as a PED). I can see why. gives mental clarity, focus, and just an overall sense of well being (and confidence)

I don’t doubt it at all. Given that it was also at one point intended to be used as a hormone replacement for injectable test at something like 5-10mg/day, it has a long ass line of documented and awesome medicinal benefits.

I find it interesting how the oldest AAS seem to have the most benefits in realms other than straight performance and/or mass building. It seems like most of the newer stuff is aimed squarely at those latter two things, while eschewing the other good shit, and accepting a lot of funky sides. I’ve never heard anyone talk about Superdrol, Anadrol , Tren , Halo, etc. having any great benefits outside of the gym (or manual labor maybe). Dbol and Deca ? The list goes on for quite a while for shit that isn’t specifically limited to training and hypertrophy.

[Gallowmere]

Bench Press: 1x45/5x115/5x140/5x165/5x190/5x215/5x240/5x5x190
DB Squat: 6x15x100
DB SLDL: 5x10x100s
Time: 38:38

[Gallowmere]

Back Squat: 1x135/5x185/5x225/5x265/5x310/5x350/5x390/5x5x310
Dips: 6x15x25
Pullups: 5x10x25
Time: 43:21

Never thought that having many grams of shit laying around would be so tempting.
Sticking to the plan though.

[Gallowmere]

Probably also forgot to post when I found out, but fuck it, might as well.

After we pulled my girlfriend off of birth control due to it making her feel like total shit, I had a semen analysis done to see if I needed a snip.
Nope.
Apparently between the mumps at an early age and two years of TRT, my nads are basically just hilarious and shriveled decorations. The doctor said he rarely sees zero motility patients, but he doubts I could get someone pregnant even with them helping me for months. I hadn’t told him why I was having the panel done, and he gave me the news in an “I’m so sorry” tone. Seemed legitimately shocked when I was thrilled.

[Gallowmere]

Strict Press: 1x45/5x85/5x100/5x120/5x140/5x155/5x175/5x5x140
DB Squat: 6x15x100
DB SLDL: 5x10x100s
Time: 41:28

[Obs]

Never thought that having many grams of shit laying around would be so tempting.
Sticking to the plan though.

This is how I discovered mass dosing isnt that effective.

[Obs]

Probably also forgot to post when I found out, but fuck it, might as well.

After we pulled my girlfriend off of birth control due to it making her feel like total shit, I had a semen analysis done to see if I needed a snip.
Nope.
Apparently between the mumps at an early age and two years of TRT, my nads are basically just hilarious and shriveled decorations. The doctor said he rarely sees zero motility patients, but he doubts I could get someone pregnant even with them helping me for months. I hadn’t told him why I was having the panel done, and he gave me the news in an “I’m so sorry” tone. Seemed legitimately shocked when I was thrilled.

You've got your priorities straight lol

[Gallowmere]

You've got your priorities straight lol

We’ve already got her 13 year old from her previous relationship, and he’s more than enough offspring for us to contend with. She and I were very clear at the start of things that neither of us wanted future children. I am entirely too old and self-centered (especially that last one) to ever think that producing a kid from my shit genetics is ever a good idea.

[tarmyg]

After we pulled my girlfriend off of birth control due to it making her feel like total shit

My wife had this problem when we got married. 4-months of being on birth control had me wondering if I should never have gotten married, lol. She came off and got back to normal. Still a PITA sometimes but I assume that is just a wifes perogative ;-)

[Gallowmere]

My wife had this problem when we got married. 4-months of being on birth control had me wondering if I should never have gotten married, lol. She came off and got back to normal. Still a PITA sometimes but I assume that is just a wifes perogative ;-)

It was really bad, and in retrospect BC is probably what destroyed my last marriage. Ex-wife got fat, lazy, moody, never interested in sex, couldn’t get off when we did bother, etc. It didn’t help that I was hypo and didn’t know it either. We were a hormonal trainwreck.

Interestingly, we figured out that it was the source of my current girlfriend’s issues after I started reading more here and started TRT. I suggested we pull her off and see if her energy and personality returned in time. It took eight fucking months, and a year later she’s still not all the way “there”.

It pisses me off that guys are perpetually warned away from gear in young age because of the permanent shut down it can cause, yet we allow out teenage and adult wives and daughters to jump on the pill as soon as their boobs start budding.

[Gallowmere]

Mixed Deadlift: 1x135/5x205/5x250/5x295/5x340/5x385/5x430/5x5x340
Dips: 6x15x25
Pullups: 5x10x25
Time: 41:19

Hoorah and shit. About to start a deload and week long total abstinence from caffeine, Dbol and nicotine.

[Gallowmere]

Bench Press: 1x45/135/5x180/5x205/5x230/4x255
Klokov Press: 3x135-6/5/3
Face Pulls: 3x25x80
Side Bends: 2x20x70
Time: 28:57

Deload/TM test week and total caffeine abstinence. I’ll take it.

[Gallowmere]

Back Squat: 1x135/225/5x285/5x330/5x370/?x410
Dips: 2x20
Pullups: 3x12
Birthday Squat: 35x200
Time: 29:26

The annual tradition keeps up. So long as I can squat my bodyweight on a bar for my age every year, I’m doing just fine.

[Obs]

Back Squat: 1x135/225/5x285/5x330/5x370/?x410
Dips: 2x20
Pullups: 3x12
Birthday Squat: 35x200
Time: 29:26

The annual tradition keeps up. So long as I can squat my bodyweight on a bar for my age every year, I’m doing just fine.

Impressive!

[Gallowmere]

Strict Press: 1x45/95/5x130/5x150/5x165/3x185
Rope French Press: 2x80-16/16
CG Cable Row: 3x15x175
HLR: 2x-7/5
Time: 20:51

Almost done with this deload. Interestingly I’m having very little issue with going from 1.5g/day of caffeine to zero. Still looking forward to adding some stims back in and kicking off this 12-15 week cycle. Length will be determined by whatever the fuck I’m feeling like at week 12.

[Gallowmere]

Deadlift: 1x135/225/5x315/5x360/5x405/4x450
Pullups: 2x12
Dips: 2x25
HLR: 2x-6/3
Time: 20:52

Deload over. Saturday starts the fun part.

[Obs]

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Latest poses.

[Gallowmere]

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Latest poses.

I need to come work for you. Looks way more entertaining than the shit I do on a daily basis.

[charger69]

I need to come work for you. Looks way more entertaining than the shit I do on a daily basis.

I can imagine him going hypo like that! LOL


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[Obs]

I just realized i posted those pics in your thread.
Thought I was in farmhouse thread...
Sorry.

[Gallowmere]

I just realized i posted those pics in your thread.
Thought I was in farmhouse thread...
Sorry.

No need to apologize. I figured you misposted, but found it pretty fucking awesome anyway.

[Fluidic Kimbo]

No need to apologize. I figured you misposted, but found it pretty fucking awesome anyway.

Gallowmere, he's stealing your thunder. That's the reason why he interjected in like that -- to steal your thunder and ride your lightning.

[Obs]

Gallowmere, he's stealing your thunder. That's the reason why he interjected in like that -- to steal your thunder and ride your lightning.

Damn he is on to me

[Gallowmere]

Back Squat: 1x135/5x165/5x205/5x245/5x285/5x330/5x370/5x10x245
Dips: 6x15x25
Pullups: 5x10x25
Time: 40:51

It tastes like burning.
Cycle started today, so we shall see how this one goes.
Also, I’d like to welcome caffeine back into my life.

[Gallowmere]

45 minutes of stationary bike, because I need something else to do with this 3x/week training schedule.

[Gallowmere]

Bench Press: 1x45/5x100/5x130/5x155/5x180/5x205/5x230/5x10x155
DB Squat: 6x15x100
DB SLDL: 5x10x100s
Time: 36:58

The pumps are already getting on my damned nerves, and I’m only three days in.

[Gallowmere]

Another 45 minutes on the bike. Wind and watts are good, but goddamn these pumps suck.

[Gallowmere]

Deadlift: 1x135/5x180/5x225/5x270/5x315/5x360/5x405/3x10x275/2x6x275
Dips: 6x15x25
Pullups: 5x10x25
Time: 43:57

Fucking back feels like it’s wrapped in kevlar. Those last couple of sets fucking sucked.