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    I had a nurse unbotton my gown - TO RAM A CATHETER UP MY PEE-HOLE !
    Oh yeah baby. Give it to me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    I had a nurse unbotton my gown - TO RAM A CATHETER UP MY PEE-HOLE !
    Ugh. A buddy of mine swears his dinger whistled when they removed the catheter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Duffer View Post
    Oh yeah baby. Give it to me!
    That doesnít even resemble being funny I came very close this last week.


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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    Ugh. A buddy of mine swears his dinger whistled when they removed the catheter.
    I had a normal not necessarily routine surgery but it was a hiatal hernia surgery a couple years back and the anesthesiologist poked a hole in my esophagus and I almost died. When they did the catheter I was still seriously drugged up due to them not wanting me to be awake or moving much and I swear that catheter was some of the worst pain I ever experienced. It pulled me out of whatever drugs they had me on and wide awake smh
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    LOL, true story here....when I was in pretty bad shape with the heart I had fired my stupid cardiologist and got in with a much more knowledgeable (and female) cardiologist that still had access to the current research coming out of M- USC.

    Anyway I end up scheduled for the implantation of a bi-ventricular pacemaker. When the finally wheeled me into the prep room, I'm thinking I think I need to tap a kidney.

    So........they kept loading me up with tranqs and sedatives during the implantation in an attempt to achieve "twilight sedation". Absolutely did not work, awake the whole time, by now I'm really needing to take a whiz from all the meds ( Versed, Fentanyl, and Dilaudid). I get to the recovery room and am confined to the bed for 12-16 hours post implantation.

    I'm lying there with my bladder screaming and a pretty nurse that was originally from S. Africa comes in and I explain to her I'm about to create a flood. She brings me the bedside urinal jug thing and I ask for another. She says no one ever fills one up. I filled that f-in thing up and am hitting the call button for another. She comes running with one, sees the full jug sitting there and me biting my lip and mumbling...I gotta piss. ..I gotta piss!!!!

    Ended up filling up the first jug and 3/4 of the second. She is standing there watching with her jaw hung open and in the typical British/ South African accent says "My God, you have a fucking balloon for a bladder".
    I would of been like " you should see what else I can do with it "

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    I'm announcing the winners for bulk

    1) capebuffalo
    2) guitar
    3) dutfer

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    All you guys in the bulk category threw on some slabs of tissue.
    Just a side note 20mg of Cialis or a load of citrulline/ L-arginine and decent pump can really highlight things.

    Exit: By highlight things, I'm not referring to the groin area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I'm announcing the winners for bulk

    1) capebuffalo
    2) guitar
    3) dutfer
    I finally get to say.....

    Duff screwed himself with his photos.
    Duff would have won both categories if he had posted photos I have seen.
    I dont think he even threw on a pump for finals.

    The guy is a new person.
    His transformation is amazing.

    All competitors did great but just had to say this.
    Bulk was hard to judge especially because I love the three that were in it.

    Good job all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    All you guys in the bulk category threw on some slabs of tissue.
    Just a side note 20mg of Cialis or a load of citrulline/ L-arginine and decent pump can really highlight things.

    Exit: By highlight things, I'm not referring to the groin area.
    Yeah, this was definitely an issue for me. Gym pictures looked fantastic, but I was loaded with CitMal and had a stupid pump going. Photos for comp had to be taken rushed, in the am before work. Que sera sera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowmere View Post
    Yeah, this was definitely an issue for me. Gym pictures looked fantastic, but I was loaded with CitMal and had a stupid pump going. Photos for comp had to be taken rushed, in the am before work. Que sera sera.
    There's always the next time, Gallowmere. You bumped up your working weights a good bit from start to finish in the contest, correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    There's always the next time, Gallowmere. You bumped up your working weights a good bit from start to finish in the contest, correct?
    Oh, absolutely, though it can be hard to tell within the confines of a comp duration, given that my training programming runs in 12-14 week cycles, depending upon whether deloads are needed or not.

    For example, itís pretty much impossible to compare my squatting 260 for 17 in the first week (higher volume), to squatting 415 for five in the last (higher intensity). Just two very different systems running there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowmere View Post
    Oh, absolutely, though it can be hard to tell within the confines of a comp duration, given that my training programming runs in 12-14 week cycles, depending upon whether deloads are needed or not.

    For example, it’s pretty much impossible to compare my squatting 260 for 17 in the first week (higher volume), to squatting 415 for five in the last (higher intensity). Just two very different systems running there.
    I definitely agree , but if you compare your max 5 rep working weights to the previous rotation's 5 rep max working weight, you increased...correct?

    To me that is impressive because that is undeniably progress derived from hard work!!


    Edit: Especially good work given it was within the time constraints of the contest!

    Re: Your earlier comment about craptacular cell signal, mine sucks hind tit as well. I'm rural and kind of back off the road a piece and satellite radio fuzzes out when I coming up the drive.

    I keep hoping Verizon will want to install a tower on my land. I'm sure we could come to some sort of equitable arrangement of terms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I'm announcing the winners for bulk

    1) capebuffalo
    2) guitar
    3) dutfer
    I should've got third

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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    All you guys in the bulk category threw on some slabs of tissue.
    Just a side note 20mg of Cialis or a load of citrulline/ L-arginine and decent pump can really highlight things.

    Exit: By highlight things, I'm not referring to the groin area.
    Yea, I never do anything to prep myself for pics. If you look at the pics I post from the gym, I'm way more vascular than my comp pics. I dont even warm up or anything
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I'm announcing the winners for bulk

    1) capebuffalo
    2) guitar
    3) dutfer
    Congrats cape
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    I should've got third
    Absolutely not! Your arm definition is insane!

    And Cape dude some true magic on his shoulders n chest.

    Congrats brothers!!!
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    Congrats Cape! Good job putting on some mass!
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    Nice job cape...respect as always brother
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitarzan View Post
    Yea, I never do anything to prep myself for pics. If you look at the pics I post from the gym, I'm way more vascular than my comp pics. I dont even warm up or anything
    Oh dang, man. Always try to capture a pic of your most awesome state in the best lighting.

    I'm actually more of a strength event/ PL fan, but I do follow bodybuilding as well .. especially on YouTube and InstaG. The regional and top guys are always fiddling with their posing, which angle the light hitting them gives them the best view of striations of illusion of extra depth. It's an art form unto itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bethdoth View Post
    Congrats Cape! Good job putting on some mass!
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    Nice job cape...respect as always brother
    I thought he did very well considering he was struggling with a shoulder issue.
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    Congratulations Cape!
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    Thank you everyone. I appreciate it. I enjoyed all you guys and gal in the comp. It was a good group.

    Starting my victory lap.

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    Hey Cape- I always like to pick on you. You have done a great job and that cannot be overlooked.
    You brought your game to the comp and it paid off!!
    Great job especially with the competition that you had!
    Tarzan always improves and Duff was very surprising.


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    Cape I'm going to need a little more than $50. It took 2x that to grease the other 2 judges.

    You promised I'd be compensated this time around
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Thank you everyone. I appreciate it. I enjoyed all you guys and gal in the comp. It was a good group.

    Starting my victory lap.
    Ohhh great now we gotta hear this guy gloat...but only till I win the next comp!

    Great job cape! You are a beast man!

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    I had prepared a victory statement ready to be pasted in for when I win.....went something like this.

    Thank you all for your support. Love you guys. I know you guys all tried but I was victorious in the end. There’s always next time for the losers and geezers that couldn’t keep up! “Yayyy FG you rock! We love you!!”

    I guess I’m one of the losers that couldn’t keep up with the geezers though...

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    Lmao! This was so fun though!!!
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    GH still jerking off to photos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    I'm announcing the winners for bulk

    Super top dog) Family guy
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    2) guitar
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    Fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    GH still jerking off to photos?

    Ya I sent him a few extra pics to see if I could sway him by showing a little more skin...haven’t heard from him since...
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    Can't wait to see the results, I might post pictures every 12 weeks up for motivation and accountability
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    I had prepared a victory statement ready to be pasted in for when I win.....went something like this.

    Thank you all for your support. Love you guys. I know you guys all tried but I was victorious in the end. There’s always next time for the losers and geezers that couldn’t keep up! “Yayyy FG you rock! We love you!!”

    I guess I’m one of the losers that couldn’t keep up with the geezers though...
    If last judges votes would do anything for rankings id post. But it's very close and a point here or there will change ranking

    Waiting on GH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    If last judges votes would do anything for rankings id post. But it's very close and a point here or there will change ranking

    Waiting on GH.
    Wait wait wait wait. So that was only the winners for bulk right?? There’s still winner for MI? So I have a chance? Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    Wait wait wait wait. So that was only the winners for bulk right?? There’s still winner for MI? So I have a chance? Lol
    Damn you Obs. You can’t just like my post then not say anything to answer my question. It’s not like your a judge or anything...also how did you let me make a fool of my self earlier. I would have just posted my actual acceptance speech had I known I might still win. I wouldn’t have been a good sport and given cape credit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    Wait wait wait wait. So that was only the winners for bulk right?? There’s still winner for MI? So I have a chance? Lol
    Yes brother.

    Only bulk is in.

    Most improved is all over the place as far as scores go

    Prediction a winner right now is about as good as predicting the next Powerball ticket

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    Quote Originally Posted by Couchlockd View Post
    Yes brother.

    Only bulk is in.

    Most improved is all over the place as far as scores go

    Prediction a winner right now is about as good as predicting the next Powerball ticket
    2-14-28-37-54
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
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    These better be good numbers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    These better be good numbers!
    Lol I'm actually going to post those fir local pick 5 and Powerball
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