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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    2 to fight over it and its a deal
    Why settle for just 2 hookers?? I will get you 3!! Vote for me and I can make it happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    2 to fight over it and its a deal
    Do they both have to be alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Do they both have to be alive?
    Well, that went down hill fast lol!

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    My back finally feels a little better tonight. I might try to get back to the gym tomorrow!

    I’m actually up 4lbs since Jan 1 I think the fact that my diet hasn’t changed yet I haven’t really been to the gym in almost a week has something to do with that weight gain
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    Quote Originally Posted by capebuffalo View Post
    do they both have to be alive?

    lmfao!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Ok- Iím going to buy presents for each one....
    Obs- a hooker to give him a BJ whenever he wants. Itís not sex so it isnít cheating- just ask Bill Clinton. LOL
    GearHeaded- a years supply of test so he can continue with more than 1G of test in his cycles
    Couch- a medical prescription for marijuana
    Almostgone- doggie treats for his prince or princess- I canít remember if itís a male or female.

    I got the judges.... I mean competition in the bag.
    I'm going to combine these 4 into one ideal gift for me ..

    I'd like a lady who knows how to pay the bills (hooker perhaps ?) who is on test (ie, jacked), who knows how to get the good shit legally (has connections), and bends over doggie style anytime I want that treat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    I'm going to combine these 4 into one ideal gift for me ..

    I'd like a lady who knows how to pay the bills (hooker perhaps ?) who is on test (ie, jacked), who knows how to get the good shit legally (has connections), and bends over doggie style anytime I want that treat.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Duffer View Post
    Well, that went down hill fast lol!
    Well I’ve got to do something with her. She’s starting to stink up the crawl space. Jeez.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    stuck on my couch sick as a dog and dehydrated and delirious . its about as good as idea I can do right now
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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    stuck on my couch sick as a dog and dehydrated and delirious . its about as good as idea I can do right now
    Official January 2019 Competition-24aeff95-3bef-4ce5-b9b1-5a6f4feefb18.jpeg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
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    How you have improved Cape!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Do they both have to be alive?
    Sadly yes.
    I would prefer mute.

    I just want them to shoot each other dirty looks and look at me lovingly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    Why settle for just 2 hookers?? I will get you 3!! Vote for me and I can make it happen!
    I need a security deposit.
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    Charger you still hanging out in Ed Bucks apartment?

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    What's the deal with all these back issues?
    And how do I avoid it?
    Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Charger you still hanging out in Ed Bucks apartment?
    I donít hang out with dems. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stalker3060 View Post
    What's the deal with all these back issues?
    And how do I avoid it?
    Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?
    When I finally had my back injury diagnosed, I asked this exact question. Doc said, "whatever you're doing, stop it"

    Yeah.... Right

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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    I don’t hang out with dems. LOL


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    He hangs out with D's....

    Deez nuts!
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    ^^^ I want greedy behavior out of the mute hookers
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    I don’t hang out with dems. LOL


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    He’s having a sale on dead hookers. Thought you’d be there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stalker3060 View Post
    What's the deal with all these back issues?
    And how do I avoid it?
    Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?
    Mine didn’t happen from lifting at all. I don’t even know how it happened. My wife would tell you I’m just getting old...psshh ya right! Lol

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    Official January 2019 Competition-images-2-.jpg

    Here's your hookers
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    Wifee suggested I start a propaganda campaign. She IS evil ya know!

    Breakfast:
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    Dinner:
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    Looks good huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Duffer View Post
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    Here's your hookers
    How in the hell am I gonna adapt those to my turbo up pipe?
    Way too small for a diesel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Duffer View Post
    Wifee suggested I start a propaganda campaign. She IS evil ya know!

    Breakfast:
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    Looks good huh?
    Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.
    Bastard! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.
    You're a dick! I want a pb and j. Those are my weakness!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Oh my god!!!!

    Did you see the video of that guy..

    After crying about being called sir. That hes a ma'am then, says, "I'll show you sir outside". Dude. Make your fucking mind up. Ma'am? Sir? ITTTT!!?!?!? FUCK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.
    Wifee says didn't happen without pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Duffer View Post
    Wifee says didn't happen without pics
    Good point!

    Pics. Or it didnt happen cape!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stalker3060 View Post
    What's the deal with all these back issues?
    And how do I avoid it?
    Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?
    According to everyone, what Iím about to do in a couple of hours causes it: High rep conventional deads from the floor.

    Nevermind the fact that Iíve seen them unfuck chronically injured backs on more than one occasion. Amazing how making something stronger (to a point) makes it stop fucking hurting.
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    So tired. Walking in for shoulders. Yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    So tired. Walking in for shoulders. Yeah.
    I woke up early for once. I guess I got a good rest last night.

    Back/tris/cardio in like a hr.

    I have a domestics relations conference call today. I am very anxious. I have to hear my exs voice for the first time since November. I know my payments will be lowered. Which, at this point, doesnt matter because, I havent recieved a payment since October. My other issue will be. Why am included in this? Obviously, I am not going to agree with the payment. And, my opinion will not matter because, he needs 900/month to live... yet, hes been paying rent and getting drugs and cant make a single support payment?

    This should be interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by German89 View Post
    I woke up early for once. I guess I got a good rest last night.

    Back/tris/cardio in like a hr.

    I have a domestics relations conference call today. I am very anxious. I have to hear my exs voice for the first time since November. I know my payments will be lowered. Which, at this point, doesnt matter because, I havent recieved a payment since October. My other issue will be. Why am included in this? Obviously, I am not going to agree with the payment. And, my opinion will not matter because, he needs 900/month to live... yet, hes been paying rent and getting drugs and cant make a single support payment?

    This should be interesting.
    Deep breath. You’re safe. He can’t hurt you. State your case. Stand your ground. Don’t agree to anything you don’t want to. Fight like a momma bear if you have to. You have a voice make sure you are heard. You got this. You are strong and independent.
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    Deadlifts done. Now to cook food for the day and get ready to help the lady friend move her mom from her nursing home to banks and lawyers offices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallowmere View Post
    Deadlifts done. Now to cook food for the day and get ready to help the lady friend move her mom from her nursing home to banks and lawyers offices.
    Sheís going to be staying in banks and lawyers offices?? Isnít that cruelty?


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    Hey Prox- did you hear the newly elected governor wants to give Medi-Cal to illegals??


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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    Sheís going to be staying in banks and lawyers offices?? Isnít that cruelty?


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    Haha, something like that. Iím just transport help (she canít support her own weight if her life depended upon it) so she can get all of the stuff done that came with the husband dying just before Christmas.

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    Looking good guys, good luck!!
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    My first week went very well. Every muscle in my body was worked out hard and is a good sore, zero caffeine, zero junk food, and only 3 weak drinks on Saturday evening.

    Here is what I face every time I walk into the break-room at work to refill my water cup.

    I will not attempt to bribe the judges like some of you, that would be unethical.

    Stay strong German.

    Eduke good to see you.
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